"yes, what's so strange about that. Oops, I'm sorry, my brother was disobedient and accidentally stood up. Zhang Ming replied calmly with a very indifferent expression.

"Ah~~~~!" Another earth-shattering scream.

"Miss Mu, if your throat is not broken, my ears will be deaf, and others will have to sleep." Zhang Ming had completely developed immunity to such a scream, and lay on the ground looking at each other weakly.

"Zhang Ming, you dead pervert who doesn't wear underwear, I don't want to see you again." Mu Qingyan directly felt that Zhang Ming's little brother was separated by a pair of pants, and a wave of nausea immediately surged in her heart. Immediately stood up and pointed at Zhang Ming is scolding.

Zhang Ming's eyes widened, and he looked at Mu Qingyan's whole body without blinking, Nima! The spring palace picture in reality! Who wouldn't watch it!

As soon as Mu Qingyan saw Zhang Ming looking at herself, she remembered that she was not wearing clothes. Another loud shout. "Ahh Then he ran to the bed and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt.

No way! Could it be that today I will go to peach blossom luck? Zhang Ming was still sitting on the ground and reminiscing about Mu Qingyan's good figure just now, at least 36C.

"Woooooooooooo

At this time, there was a woman's cry in the room, Zhang Ming thought with his toes that it must be Mu Qingyan, and when he got up, he saw that she was hiding in the quilt and sobbing.

Zhang Ming was not afraid of anything, what he was most afraid of was the woman's cry, and he walked to the edge of her bed helplessly. Pushed her quilt. "My good teacher, what's there to cry about, it's not seen by outsiders, it's seen by your boyfriend, it's okay."

"Are you my boyfriend? You're just my fake boyfriend, woooooooooo After Mu Qingyan lifted the quilt and finished speaking, she covered the quilt again.

Zhang Ming nodded and said, "Okay, even if I'm just your fake boyfriend, I didn't mean to see you, right, you want me to go in and fight mice, I closed my eyes." It's all the rat's fault, right? ”

"You've seen it all, and you're shameless to put the blame on a mouse." After Mu Qingyan scolded angrily, she covered the quilt again.

"How can I have, I must be responsible for everything, I admit my mistake to you." Zhang Ming saw that Mu Qingyan was so stubborn, and it would definitely not work to make sense. Zhang Ming decided to implement Plan B.

Mu Qingyan, who was hiding in the quilt and crying, saw that Zhang Ming was not moving, and just now he said that he had admitted his mistake, but now he will not speak. Mu Qingyan secretly opened the corner of the quilt, only to see Zhang Ming kneeling on the ground, holding his ears with both hands and kneeling in front of her like a child who had done something wrong.

Zhang Ming saw that Mu Qingyan was looking at him, and imitated the voice of Crayon Xiaoxin and said aggrievedly: "Sister, sister, I know it's wrong, I won't dare to do it in the future." ”

Zhang Ming's voice and facial expressions were imitated vividly, Mu Qingyan hid under the quilt and smiled, and her mood was a little better.

Although Zhang Ming didn't see Mu Qingyan's snickering, he definitely knew his trick, he never got tired of trying in the bar in his last life, he estimated that Mu Qingyan must be snickering in the quilt, so he stepped up his efforts.

"Sister, sister, just forgive me, I'll dance and sing for you."

"Elephant~~Elephant~~~, why is your nose so long, my mother said that a long nose is beautiful."

"Poof, stop singing, my stomach hurts from laughter." Mu Qingyan finally couldn't help it, Zhang Ming was so engaged, almost the same as the crayon Xiaoxin she watched when she was a child. Coupled with the imitation of the action, it is funny!

"Sister, sister, have you forgiven me?" Zhang Ming moved to the edge of the bed and pushed her quilt with a twist.

"I want to forgive, if you make me laugh, I'll forgive you." Mu Qingyan didn't know what the situation was, and her mood was much better, and she felt a little forgotten about being seen by Zhang Ming just now.

Zhang Ming saw that things had taken a turn for the better, of course he had to grasp it, and sat next to her and said with a smile: "That's it, I'll tell you something about my troubles, and I'm sure to amuse you." ”

"You say!"

"I remember when I was a freshman in high school, once I felt a stomach ache when I was shopping, so I walked into a corner called "119 all-you-can-eat hot pot restaurant", the name of the hot pot restaurant I still remember very clearly, I wanted to say to borrow a toilet for use, but I searched all over the first floor but couldn't find it, so I ran to the second floor, the second floor is still decorating, empty and nothing else, but I found that there is a toilet door pasted with "fault maintenance, please do not use." ”

I really couldn't help it, I didn't care about him, anyway, there was no one around, I took off my pants and squatted down towards the toilet, crackling..... It's so cool!

After the end, I went downstairs but found an empty object, strange, it was dinner time just now downstairs was full of friends, why did people go to the building all of a sudden? Not even the waiter and the receptionist

Finish.....

So I approached the bar and asked, "Anyone?" Why is there no one anymore? ”

At this time, I saw a male waiter come out from under the bar and said, "Damn!" You weren't there when the poop fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan, so you were lucky. ”

At that time, I was extremely speechless and left the hotel in a gloomy manner. Khan! ”

"Hahaha! Hahahaha! You're so happy, it's bad luck to meet you in that hotel, poop falls on the ceiling, you're so funny! Mu Qingyan pointed at Zhang Ming and laughed.

"Look, you're smiling, doesn't that mean you've forgiven me?" Zhang Ming grinned.

"I'll forgive you for the sake of not intentionally admitting your mistake and telling me jokes, but everything you see tonight must be forgotten from within." Mu Qingyan pointed to Zhang Ming's head and said righteously.

"I saw something tonight, I didn't see anything." Zhang Ming pretended to be dumbfounded.

Mu Qingyan snapped at a glance. "That's pretty much it. Also, you have to wear underwear in the future. ”

"Huh?"

"Ahhhhh Is it hard to wear panties? What's in your way? There are still people in this world who don't wear underwear. Mu Qingyan heard Zhang Ming's hesitant answer, her face was unhappy, and her temper rose instantly.

Zhang Ming said embarrassedly: "It's not that I don't wear underwear, it's just that I only brought a pair of underwear when I came out, but that one was unwashed, so what is the situation now?" It's that one is dirty and hasn't been washed, and the other is washed but not dried. Which one do you say I wear? ”

"I despise you for whatever you wear."

"yes, so I don't even wear it."

"I despise you even more!"