Zhang Peng followed behind Yang Zhan like a younger brother, walked through most of the campus, and arrived in front of the new former education building.

"Why is there still a triad at CUHK? He's a skinhead boss?" He saw Yang Zhan knock on the table and say to the two animals who were nesting there to eat a boxed lunch, "Be sharp, get a room." "The two animals, who looked like old birds, also had shaved heads.

The two bald heads raised their heads and said, "No, boss, this is ready to be closed, why do you still have two people to bring it." Is this your friend? ”

"What are you doing with all this nonsense?" Yang Zhan waved his hand, but after taking the room keys handed over by the two bald heads, Yang Zhan was stunned, "Building 14?" ”

"You're in luck with this friend." The two bald heads smiled and said, "This year, the department has expanded its enrollment, and the dormitory is not enough, so there were three more people, and it was said that it was to squeeze a mixed dormitory with the three extra livestock from the metallurgical department." Unexpectedly, the Department of Metallurgy recruited three special students, and the head of the department, Lao Qiu, had no choice but to get a graduate dormitory for backup, and you don't know that the three or four hundred freshmen of the Department of Materials, there are a few who do not come to report every year for various reasons, and if they don't come, they don't need to use the dormitory, but this year all the people are here. The one that was just reported has already gone first. That's all you have left. ”

When Yang Zhan threw the key to Zhang Peng, he couldn't help but say, "Damn!" ”

The eight houses of the new students living in the materials department are old buildings from the forties and fifties, older than many old trees in the school, and each room was originally full of No. 8 livestock, and a two-story wooden shelf was placed to make it a suitcase. Excluding the desk in the middle, the space for movement per person is less than one square meter. The bunk beds are also so small that if you bring a mm back, two people will probably be able to sleep on top of each other all night. More than one meter eight stretched legs, the stinky feet will be against the brain door of the other bed, it is said that it is easy to infect the brain door to Hong Kong feet, resulting in dandruff like snowflakes in the Chinese New Year's Eve. The most miserable thing is that the entire dormitory building is a double wooden floor, and there are rats coming out to feed at night. A night of rats on the floor slabs under your feet and on the ceiling overhead, making it easy to think that you are sleeping in a rat nest rather than in a quaint dormitory building at a major university.

Fourteen houses are different, the lower the number is the later the dormitory will be built, the fourteen rooms are the dormitories built in recent years, if the eight houses are xx hotels, the fourteen houses can be regarded as five-star suites. Not only does a dormitory only accommodate two people, but there is also a living room and bathroom, and most importantly, there is 24-hour electricity.

You must know that in order to have electricity 24 hours a day, even Yang Zhan, who is calling for wind and rain in the material department, invited a master of electrical appliances to steal a wire from the street lamp in the dormitory corridor and return to the dormitory at the price of three bags of Furong King. Every time after the lights out time, I have to cover the window with a sheet cover, making it look like I am messing with men and women inside.

Zhang Peng didn't expect that he would encounter such a good thing after he didn't eat the punishment after a fight. It's a blessing and a curse. "Here's for you." Just when Zhang Peng sighed like this, Yang Zhan had already taken Zhang Peng to the place, he didn't enter the house, but just threw the bag of things he was carrying in his hand to him.

Zhang Peng only felt a sinking start, "What? ”

"Some reference books are used in class, and after they are used, they are useless, and it is not worth spending money to buy them. After reading it, I'll throw it to the junior next time. Yang Zhan took out a cigarette and lit it, and then waved goodbye to Zhang Peng, "My name is Yang Zhan, and if you don't understand anything in the future, you can find me." Don't buy any door-to-door sales these days, a radio costs you 80 and you think it's cheap, and the school sells 20 on a commercial street. The seller of the disc said that it was a disc of A, and when I opened it, it was AutoCAD, and it was not the latest version. ”

"Thank you."

"That's how old students bring new students."

Yang Zhan's tall and sturdy figure quickly disappeared into the pale gray night sky, and the smoke of cigarettes seemed to be entwined on his shiny bald head.

"This guy is a nice guy." Zhang Peng was full of affection for this bald head, and half an hour ago, Yang Zhan took Zhang Peng to finish the Golden Dragon Card for eating in the canteen, but when he took Zhang Peng to eat, Yang Zhan swiped his own card. Even if he gave him a book, he always helped to reach the door before giving it to him.

From this time on, Zhang Peng felt that this bald head was already his friend.

***

"My name is Wu Yingda".

When he walked into the dormitory, Zhang Peng was still a little eager for another animal in the dormitory who had taken the shit luck. You must know that in a dormitory in the university, several people live in one room for four years. Especially in the dormitory building of 14 houses, there are only two people living in one dormitory, and if you meet a super boring one, it will be really depressing for four years. At the moment, this animal named Wu Yingda looks quite disappointing to Zhang Peng. Pushing his glasses on the top bunk, the man with glasses looks like a well-behaved and pedantic baby.

And Zhang Peng saw Wu Yingda fiddling with a radio. Zhang Peng thought of Yang Zhan's words, and couldn't help asking, "You just bought this radio?" How much? ”

"Yes, I just bought it, it's cheap, the price is a hundred, and I'm still eighty."

Hearing his answer, Zhang Peng couldn't help but wonder if this guy hadn't even been on a pornographic website. At this time, Zhang Peng didn't realize that he had looked away, and looked at a notebook on the table on the side, so he asked, what are you doing with a radio if you don't play with a notebook.

Wu Yingda pushed his glasses and said, NND, this dormitory looks so good, not to mention the Internet, even the cable TV has not been turned on, and after asking the dormitory manager downstairs, I know that these have to be registered with a student ID card to open it, and the only thing that gets through is the phone in the dormitory. I had nothing to do before I bought a radio to play with.

Zhang Peng lay down on the bed and said that there was something fun about a radio in a bird, and Wu Yingda said, call the hotline to play.

"Damn!" Hearing Wu Yingda say this, Zhang Peng thought that Wu Yingda was the kind of perverted little boy who liked to call the midnight hotline and soothe emotionally. "Dudu Dudu~" But after the phone was connected, Zhang Peng found that Wu Yingda was calling the hotline on the radio.

At this time, Wu Yingda's radio was playing a variety show with his heart. The host said emotionally that he received a letter from an enthusiastic reader, who said that he liked a girl, but he was embarrassed to speak, so he wanted everyone to help think of a Tibetan poem, by the way, his girlfriend's name is Gao Lan.

"Hey", at this time, the host connected Wu Yingda's phone, "I didn't expect an enthusiastic audience to call in so soon." ”

Zhang Peng looked at Wu Yingda, and Wu Yingda asked seriously, "Is it the kind of words that are connected at the beginning or end of a sentence called a hidden head poem?" ”

Moderator: Yes. Wu Yingda said, then I'll give it a try.

"It seems that there are quite a few talented people in the audience."

"Where, where. His MM name is Gao Lan, right? Wu Yingda said, my Tibetan poem is like this:

"I'm a piece of trash,

Love to go to the red light district.

Done it more than a dozen times,

Rotten little jj. ”

"Host, what do you think of this poem?"

“…。” After a long silence, the host said, "Please cut our director to the next enthusiastic viewer." ”

"Holy!" Zhang Peng sweated profusely all of a sudden, and looked at Wu Yingda, who hung up the phone, with the same eyes as looking at livestock, "Is this okay?" ”

"Why not?" Wu Yingda said proudly, "It's fun." ”

Zhang Penghe said with admiration: "It's fun." ”

Wu Yingda said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's fun to make the host scold his mother." ”

Zhang Peng said: "Can you make the host scold?" ”

"What's so hard about that?"

"Damn, blow it."

Wu Yingda looked at Zhang Peng with disdain and said, "Do you want to make a bet?" Who loses and who is responsible for beating a week's worth of boiling water? ”

"Bet on it." Hearing Wu Yingda say this, Zhang Peng realized that everything in the 14th house was good, but there was no boiling water to drink, and if you wanted to drink boiled water, you had to go to the boiling water room next to the canteen to pick it up.

Wu Yingda quickly dialed the hotline of another station, this time it was a legal program. However, this time happened to be in the advertising time, and I was promoting a brand of shampoo.

The host on the radio said, "Hello, listener, you are calling the toll-free hotline now, excuse me, are you also a user of xx brand shampoo?" ”

Wu Yingda said, "Yes, I have recently split up. ”

The host said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you stick to xx shampoo, split ends will do." ”

"I'm forking a little jj, is it useful to stick to it?"

The host was silent for a long time before he said, "Then you cut off one and rub some iodine." After finishing speaking, the host said, "This listener, you can hang up the phone, and the next thing is our 'Everyone Talk' rule of law program." ”

Wu Yingda said, "Ah, just right, I have a question to react to." ”

"Hello everyone, it's the 'Everybody Talk' show." The moderator said, "This listener, what question are you going to react to?" ”

Wu Yingda said, "Some people instigated me to self-harm and instigated me to cut off the little jj. ”

The host was silent for a while, "Then have you cut it off now?" ”

"Nope."

Host: "The person who instigated the crime has not yet formed the facts of the crime, and when you cut it off, we can arrest him." Any questions? ”

"Nope."

"Since there's no problem, let's go next."

"Wait a minute."

"What's wrong with that?"

"I've cut off little JJ!"

“…。” The host said, "I'll fuck you!" ”;