Zhang Peng was extremely depressed and walked on the way to the boiling water room with two hot water kettles.

Turning on the water every day is a physically and mentally exhausting task, especially for a man in the same bedroom. Fortunately, on the way from the 14th house to the boiling water room, you will pass through the 11th house.

The 11th dormitory is a women's dormitory that gathers girls from several faculties such as the Department of Materials, the Institute of Industry and Commerce, and the College of Foreign Chinese, and is a place where n animals dream of becoming Spider-Man or Tian Boguang to climb into. Although the middle-aged woman guarding the door of the dormitory has the title of exterminator, and N animals have not succeeded in entering the 11th dormitory in various ways in the past N years, if you are lucky, you can still see a little spring light from some windows that do not have curtains drawn when you pass by.

While passing in front of the 11th house, seeing if there are any exciting pictures in each window without the curtains drawn, it has become the only pleasure for Zhang Peng to open the waterway.

On this day, when Zhang Peng was tilting his head and looking at the window of the 11th house very obscenely, Guo Xian was walking from the road opposite Zhang Peng very depressed, preparing to go back to his bedroom.

Guo Xixi, who was admitted to CUHK from Shanghai, is 1.6 meters tall, and she is the kind of girl with a delicate face and a very delicate figure, but if you think that Guo Xixian is the kind of soft and weak girl who blushes when she speaks loudly, then you are wrong, the kind that is very wrong. Although many times when Guo is quiet, he does look soft and weak.

At the beginning, when Guo Xixi and Ai Jing carried their bags together and first arrived at 11 307, the eldest sisters in the room thought that she was the kind of girl who was very delicate, and her name was the same.

But just like Zhang Peng found out that Wu Yingda was not an honest person at all, the women in a room only saw Guo Xi's essence after two days.

On the first night, Guo Xixi told a room of eldest sisters ghost stories all night, making them shiver on a hot day. But that's not all, Guo Xixian sneaked out of the door, washed the boss's hands with cold water in the water room for a while, and then ran to his house and touched everyone's body. The eldest sisters of 307 screamed in shock, making the other dormitories think that they had entered a pervert with amazing abilities in their dormitory, and they had something very beastly with them.

It wasn't until later that a group of eldest sisters learned that Guo Xixi's mother was a flight attendant of China Eastern Airlines, and the old man was a forensic doctor. Guo Xi, who grew up in this environment, is not strong, which is a strange thing.

And an incident that happened on the second day of the official start of school made Guo Xixi's eldest sisters in a dormitory admire her so much. That day, before taking the Introduction to China class, Guo Xixian received the advice of the women of the upper level in a dormitory, so that they should wear as much soil as they wanted, and it was best to be like the stupid roots in the world without thieves. Of course, Guo felt strange that there were so many mm in a bedroom, and asked why. As a result, the women at the upper level said that the little Li tutor of the introduction to China looked very gentle, but in fact he was a very obscene strange uncle, who was lustful to death, and loved to peek at girls' boobs or something.

The women in Guo Xixi's bedroom were all sweating profusely, but Guo Xixian patted his chest and said that if he dared to be so obscene, see if I don't kill him. The women in a dormitory all said that you should not be reckless, let him rub the oil and eat tofu and die.

As a result, Guo Xixian dressed up extremely charmingly to go to that class.

The obscene little teacher Li was of course shocked when he saw the gentle and graceful and extremely charming Shanghai mm, and rubbed it to Guo Xixi's side. "Do you know King Lobin?" He tapped his fingers on Guo's thin tabletop while taking the opportunity to ask questions to see if he could see something that made him feel excited. Of course, Guo Xixian knew which Luo Bingwang was, but seeing Tutor Xiao Li's fascinated look, Guo Xixian deliberately said, is it the handsome guy in the third class.

Hearing Guo Xixian say this, Tutor Xiao Li said very proudly, no, Luo Bingwang is one of the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty, and he can write poems at the age of seven. The most widely circulated is the song "Song of the Goose".

Guo said carefully, oh, it turned out to be the song "Goose Goose Goose, Song to the Sky." The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. "Ahh

Tutor Xiao Li said with some excitement that this student seems to be very talented in poetry, and if we are interested, we can study it after class. After saying this, Tutor Xiao Li asked Guo Xixi again, can you see any problems from this poem?

Tutor Xiao Li originally wanted to take this opportunity to show his talent and impress Guo Xixi, he expected that Guo Xixi, who didn't even know who Luo Bingwang was, would definitely not be able to say anything wrong at first, but what people didn't expect was that Guo Xixian smiled very charmingly and said, It can be seen from this poem that Luo Bingxi is very dissatisfied with the surrounding environment.

"How so?" When Guo said this, Tutor Xiao Li was a little surprised. Because Luo Bing Wang is indeed a rebel.

Guo said that it is obvious that the word "goose" is composed of two parts: "I" and "bird", and the word "bird" means to scold people in ancient times and today, for example, now I say that you are a "bird man" is to scold you, and the ancient "bird" is roughly equivalent to the meaning of "艹".

So the meaning of the whole poem is "! Holy! Holy! I tilted my head and scolded the sky! Who polluted this water, it was all green feathers, Lao Tzu just took a bath for a while and dropped a pool of white feathers, which also let the goose live! ”

As soon as Guo Xixi's explanation of this poem came out, the whole classroom laughed after a few seconds, and Guo Xixian was not finished, she said very seriously, Luo Bingwang used the meaning of this poem to show that he was dissatisfied with the surrounding environment, just like now, any birdman and any person with a dirty mind can be mixed in CUHK.

Tutor Xiao Li's face turned white three times and turned green three times before he said three good words. In the future, as long as Guo is meticulous, Tutor Xiao Li will not dare to go to the side of the beautiful girl to ask questions.

Guo Xixian also made many women in the 11th corridor admire that she played very well in the interstellar game, Guo Xixi, like Yang Zhan, was recruited into the team by the department team soon after entering the school, and became the main force of the interstellar team of the department, and many famous animals in various departments of the school were killed by Guo Xixian with her best god clan.

And the reason why Guo Xixi is extremely depressed today is because she has just experienced an interstellar competition. The other party is a few people from the Department of Chemical Engineering, and they usually nest in the computer room of the Department of Chemical Engineering. Originally, Guo Xixian looked down on them at all, and when he and Yang Zhan and his gang went there, Guo Xixian also wanted to let those people who messed around with Hunter and LT all day long know how Interstellar fought. But the result was so miserable. If he hadn't taken care of his ladylike image, Guo Xixian would have pulled his hair after the game.;