Chapter Twenty-Nine: Introducing You to a Friend
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One rabbit, one cat, one person (why should people be put at the end, who can come out and explain?) Uh-huh, as expected, it attracted the attention of all the pedestrians around.
For example-
"Oh, look at that rabbit, wow, so cute! I want to take it home! β
"Well, that cat looks good, but then again, it's the first time I've seen a cat, I didn't expect that man to look like a man who looks like a powerful animal, although he doesn't look good, he doesn't look amazing, ordinary, but he looks like he's a powerful beast trainer?"
The previous sentence could barely reach his ears, but the voice of the girl in the back completely made Jiang Liu's whole body, including his teeth, begin to ache faintly.
Even if Nima understands that there is something wrong with your aesthetics, can you use three words with the same meaning as a metaphor for a guy who has the opposite meaning? (Are you serious, bastard!) οΌ
Well, as the only normal guy in the team, Jiang Liu felt that he was under a lot of pressure.
Not only does he have to explain how the car starts to the guy in the team who has gone from the top of the food chain to an ornamental creature before he even had time to experience the steam engine, but he also has to patiently satisfy the curiosity of a certain cat.
For example, when she asked about the law on the earth - well, every time this time it would make Jiang sweat, after all, no one would expect a guy who had only eaten pork but never killed a pig to accurately cut the liver out of the internal organs of an entire pig, let alone a legally blind person like Jiang Liu, who couldn't even distinguish between criminal and civil cases.
So under his reasoned (gibberish) explanation, Mullene immediately raised the same number of legal loopholes in the 78 civil dispute questions he answered to prove that the words "sheriff of the empire" were by no means in vain, and by the way, mocked what a bunch of white rice eaters the human legislature was. (Ahem!) οΌ
And when Jiang Liudi had lost count of how many times he had been defeated by Mu Lin in Huaxia's legal logic, and was hit by her unintentional words of 'Are you from the earth', did he suddenly realize that he had discussed legal issues with a space-time sheriff with the ability to predict for more than half an hour, and when he himself did not understand the law, wasn't this Nima idle?
"You know, in the kingdom of Mar, there are more than 3,695,470,000 laws and regulations for various civilizations, and there are countless rules and regulations, and almost all the races that can be named have relevant regulations - well, to put it in layman's terms, even if it is a fish, it has to be filed with us."
Jiang Liu really couldn't imagine how boring the group of guys in charge of legislation was to prepare a case for Yu.
He didn't even dare to make up for it, in case one day, a large group of guys claiming to be 'Imperial Detectives' took out their relevant documents for a certain fish that was about to be boiled, and reminded it that it was going to be invited to the Empire for tea because of the wrong way to get out of the pot, what kind of scene was it when he came back.
Forehead...... Seems a bit off topic.
"Actually, you don't have to look at me like this, to be honest, the empire is not as boring as you think, in fact, in the eastern universe of Nuoda, there are also too many planes that have not yet been conquered by the empire, such as this place called the earth."
With the movement of the cat's hand pointing downward.
Jiang Liu suddenly felt a sense of relief, but then again, this guy was still a little self-aware, at least in terms of what he also thought the empire was boring......
"Trouble."
Jia Yue snorted coldly disdainfully, and then expressed her opinion with a cold look in her eyes: "As long as your fist is big enough in the Gobi Cliff, there is no need to set up so many rules and regulations that even restrict yourself from entering." β
"So you'll always be just an orc......"
Jiang Liu complained, and then in the midst of Jia Yue's scratching of his ears and cheeks, and in Mu Lin's voice of the Imperial Dafa, the group of people should have dragged the two beasts back to the Condor Pet Shop.
"I miss you, master!"
As soon as the gate was opened, a huge snow-white phantom with a plumb-like impact knocked the river to the ground before it had time to react.
When Jiang Liu dizzily touched the back of his head and forehead, which were aching at the same time, and opened his eyes, trying to see which bastard had so few roots and tendons hitting him on the forehead, a pair of beautiful blue eyes and a snow-white dog face instantly startled him.
"me!"
"Master, are you alright?"
When he saw clearly who this big white dog with no head and no brains was, Jiang Liu's eyes widened and he asked in some surprise: "You, why did you change back again?" β
"I don't know."
Zoeko shook her long white tail, and her beautiful sea-blue eyes flashed with human sorrow: "Suddenly it became like this, but it regained the ability to speak-eh, master, what is this?" β
As if seeing something interesting, Zoeko threw Jiang Liu, who had just stood up, to the ground again, and looked at the shoebox that kept making strange noises that fell beside him, and asked excitedly, "What is this, is it a gift for Zoeko?" β
"Well, this is ......"
Rubbing his head, he pushed Zoeko away in the form of a dog, and opened the shoe box, which suddenly revealed the heads of nine kittens of different colors, which Jiang Liu also brought out before leaving.
"Huh? It's cute, but why is it a cat.,But as long as it's sent by the owner, Zoeko will like it very much.,By the way, the owner.,Can you give me a pinch first? β
Looking at the eyes full of hope, Jiang Liu immediately vigilantly hid the shoe box behind him.
Nima didn't dare to say anything else, but when it came to the method of 'making animals a hundred half-dead', he definitely recommended Zoe Zi, you must know that several hamsters in the store have been lying down until now, they are the best proof.
"You can't play with that."
Jiang Liu quickly stood up, then held the shoe box with both hands above his head and looked down at Zoe Zi who was about to make a jumping move with a warning gaze: "I promised a friend to find a new home for them, so you can't make a move on them." β
Mu Lin didn't expect Jiang Liu to refuse a friend who also had a good relationship with him because he promised her a promise, and he couldn't help but be a little moved......
Of course, if she knew that Jiang Liu just didn't want the kitten to die early, I'm afraid she wouldn't think so.
"By the way, I'll introduce you to a friend."
Out of the corner of Jiang Liu's eyes, he glanced at Mu Lin in the lower left corner, and considered how to introduce this guy to Zoeko, who she had always regarded as an enemyβbut as a dog, it was obvious that the cat at her feet had not yet been noticed, and this blindness was a bit too much.
However, what I didn't expect was that Zoeko said in a more excited tone: "Eh, what a coincidence, anyway, the master is also planning to introduce you to a friend, well, that guy is resting in the hall on the first floor, take you to see it first." β
Seeing Zoeko's action of turning around and running without saying a word, to be honest, even Jiang Liu was aroused by this girl's behavior. However, when he walked in and saw the pitbull lying on the ground, covered with scars and looking like he had only half a breath left, Jiang Liu was immediately startled: ", where did you get this guy, and it looks like it's a little familiar......
"Idiot, isn't this the dog that the human pulled out during the day?"
Kazuki apparently recognized the identity of the pitbull.
With her reminder, Jiang Liu also instantly understood that the familiarity here originally referred to the one who was killed by Zoe Zi and was so frightened that he didn't know where to run to the pitbull, but then again......
"What are you doing when you come back with the guy?"
In the face of Jiang Liu's inquiry, Zoeko blinked her eyes, and said with a simple and innocent face: "Introduce friends to the master, and after the introduction, we can add dinner tonight!" β