Jiang Liu was almost shocked by Zoeko's logical thinking, and his jaw 'clicked', and he fell directly to the ground. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He pointed to the half-dead pitbull and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, didn't you just say that you are friends with this dog?" The topic suddenly became a meal. ”

"For Zoeko, everything that can be put on the table is Zoiko's good friend."

With a pair of big sea-blue eyes open, Zoeko explained slowly.

"That's not right, okay!"

Jiang Liu took advantage of this time to quickly point out the other party's ideological mistakes: "First of all, the meaning of friend is ...... Anyway, wait a minute - well, it means that other than lovers and relatives, they have friends who can fall in love and confide in, so friends are not allowed to eat. ”

He educated Zoeko in a stern tone, and by the way, when everyone's attention was diverted, he quietly put back the phone he had just taken out, well-if you look closely, it is not difficult to see the word Baidu flashing on the screen!

"I see, so friends can't actually be used to eat......"

Looking at the half-confused look in Zoezi's eyes, although Jiang Liu was quite worried about this girl's ability to understand, but under his reasoned explanation, I believe that even a foreign mother would definitely understand him with a good heart.

"Then don't waste it, since it's my friend, then I'll leave it to my master to eat."

As she spoke, she quickly picked up the dying but survival instinct with her mouth, which still made the pitbull open its eyes hard at a critical moment, and then used her distress gaze to find nearby well-wishers who might lend a helping hand to save it.

And yet it was disappointed......

It found that not only did none of the creatures help it, but even when it happened to look at a big black cat, it actually saw the existence of appetite in the eyes of this creature that it once disdained.

Suddenly, for a moment, it was like eating three catties of Rexiang, a bowl of chicken blood and a bottle of wind oil essence, desperately trying to escape from the tiger's mouth of a certain sky-swallowing giant beast, and Jiang Liu, who saw this scene, although he had almost been bitten by this thing, couldn't help but persuade: "Well-forget it, to be honest, I want to eat today - vegetarian, well, vegetarian......"

"Since the master has said so......"

Some reluctantly glanced at the bit, Zoeko reluctantly closed her eyes and then loosened her teeth, and with a click, the scarred Pitbull successfully escaped and fell to the ground: "Okay, I'll let you fly today for the sake of the master's face!" ”

Looking at her expression that seemed to be bleeding profusely, Jiang Liu's brows couldn't help but twitch a few times. Okay, after all, he's not an authentic foodie, and he can't understand Zoeko's thoughts for the time being, but then again, what's so delicious about this pitbull with rough skin and thick meat?

As soon as he thought this, he suddenly heard the excited barking of a certain pitbull under his feet.

Jiang Liu looked down and saw that the brown fierce dog pounced forward and wrapped his left toe with his hand, and then, the big tongue dripping with saliva quickly rolled on Jiang Liu's toes, and he seemed to be able to hear the excited voice of the fierce dog.

'Thank you for not stewing, I'll lick!' ’

Well, the above is purely Jiang Liu's personal conjecture.

To be honest, he has his own unique approach to this kneeling and licking dog river, such as-

"Bang-"

I saw a piece of yellow dog in the air across a gorgeous arc, and then, Jiang Liu rubbed his sore calves, and looked at the pitbull who quickly got up from the ground and didn't even bother to howl with a twitching expression, and his heart was desolate, my sister miscalculated, this stupid dog is really not an ordinary rough skin and thick meat!

At least Jiang Liu felt that what he kicked was not a lump of meat, but a sandbag full of sand!

Secretly twisting his swollen feet a few times, Jiang Liu said with an expression that looked like he was already in a cold sweat on his forehead: "Ahem, then let's get to the point first." ”

"From beginning to end, it's obvious that you're dragging your feet alone."

Jia Yue suddenly complained.

Well, you must throw this guy out of the window before you talk in the future, so it's decided!

"So, Zoeko, introduce you to a new friend, well, you're probably not a stranger to this guy......"

Kicking the pit bull that had pounced on his feet and licked it for a while, Jiang Liu pointed to the purple-black kitten that was close to his feet and suddenly became very low, and then said, "This guy's name is Mu Lin, and it's from that ......."

"Mar......

Mu Lin reminded weakly.

"Oh yes, it's the kingdom of the gods of Mar, that haha, I almost forgot about it when I used my brain too much recently......"

Jiang Liu snorted while not forgetting to carefully observe whether Zoe Zi was going to rush up directly and Mu Lin's desperate expression.

After finding out that she was just curious and didn't show any aggression, Jiang Liu was also relieved, thinking that although this girl usually said something bad, she didn't expect that she still knew the overall situation at the critical moment.

"Hello, my name is Zoeko."

Zoeko's tall body is pestled in front of Mu Lin, which is in strong contrast to Mu Lin in cat form.

After a while, Zoe Zicai wagged her tail while staring at Mu Lin with her blue pupils, and asked in a confused tone, "I always feel that you seem familiar, where have you seen it?" ”

Hearing this, Jiang Liu almost had a myocardial infarction, and then backflipped and lay on his back on the ground, and then burst into tears......

Anyway, although this girl usually behaves like this, it feels like it's always so unreasonable......

But he really didn't expect that this girl could be so nervous that she almost hurt you to turn into a hundred plates of 'chili pepper beef rice bowl', and the culprit stood in front of you for at least dozens of minutes, and you could ignore it like air, and after he reminded her, she could even open a pair of 'I am 2 goods' eyes and say that you forgot - I am the next time!

Jiang Liu covered his chest, which had already begun to suffer internal injuries, and at this time, Zoeko, who had been biting her thumb for a long time, suddenly slapped her face and shouted: "Ah! I remember! ”

The crowd rubbed their buzzing ears en masse. I saw Zoe Zi circle around Mu Lin a few times with excitement on her face, and then put the whole dog face on Mu Lin's cat face with a disgusted face, and after squeezing the two furry faces into a twist, she shouted in surprise in a voice that was even louder than just now: "So you didn't die, I thought you would have fallen to your death, this is really good!" ”

Looking at this kind of scene, which seems to be a young man who has been away from his hometown for many years, finally becoming an old driver, and returning to his hometown to meet his relatives, Jiang Liu heard a little bit of something very wrong.

It's like an old friend who hasn't seen you for years while patting you on the shoulder and saying, 'Eh man, why aren't you dead, I thought you were dead, but it's good that you didn't want to finish listening to the ending', if it weren't for the fact that Jiang Liu really couldn't find any other meaning in Zoeko's eyes, he was really afraid that these two guys would immediately stage a realistic version of the cat and dog war here.

"Then again."

After a time of facial transformation before breaking through the critical point of a cat's anger value, Zoeko seemed to realize that she seemed to have done something that even she felt more than herself2, so she immediately said viciously to Mu Lin, who was constantly rubbing her face: "Ah! Anyway, I haven't settled accounts with you about the last time you instigated me, damn cat! ”

"It's not really ...... you think it is"

After Jiang Liu's encouraging (impatient) eyes and finally rubbing his sore cheeks a little more comfortably, Mu Lin raised her head and explained the matter as it was with some apologetic eyes.

"Well, that's about how it looks."

When Mu Lin finished speaking, Jiang Liu immediately kicked the pitbull that was pounced at his feet, and then said to Zoeko in a very low voice with the majesty of the master (in his own opinion): "This is probably how things happened, so since it's all a misunderstanding, why don't I be the master here, and everyone will end it at this time, right?" What do you think. ”

Mu Lin naturally nodded without hesitation, and Zoeko, who basically didn't have any opinions on her request in Jiangliu's opinion, unexpectedly tilted her head and thought about it decently for a few minutes, and finally opened a pair of 'I'm stupid Bai Tian' eyes, blinked and asked, "Since it was proposed by the master, then...... Can I add a meal in the evening? ”

Seeing her big blue eyes looking at herself full of hope, Jiang Liu forcibly endured the surging spirit of complaining in his heart, okay, for the sake of this guy who is rare to be smart once (only to see and eat), he still gave this girl a smile like a spring equinox (obscene) and rubbed Zoeko's head a few times and praised it in a strange tone of coaxing little Lori: "Yes, oh Zoeko, it's good to wrap up the dinner at night on your master." ”

Seeing that this person and a dog were emitting an inexplicable light that made outsiders feel strange under the electric light, Jia Yue moved her little nose and expressed her extreme disdain for Jiang Liu's behavior: "Perverted! ”

"Perverted?"

Mu Lin glanced at Jiang Liu and Zoe Zi strangely, and then tilted his head and analyzed: "If you extrapolate from the scene to a certain extent, I think it will develop into a human#beast relationship in the near future." ”

"Enough of you...... And Mu Lin, don't guess things that have no basis, okay! ”

Jiang Liu complained.

Zoeko simply made a blank expression, tilted her head and asked, "Huh?" Man #Beast? Is it something you can eat? ”

All right!

Jiang Liu rubbed his swollen head, and once again found that there was indeed no one in the family except himself.

"Well, then, since everyone has a simple understanding of the identities of everyone present, then let me make a final concluding speech."

Jiang Liu coughed and raised his hands in front of everyone's grandmother: "Let's unite and love, love each other, have to love, and jointly build a happy and happy family......"

Quiet――

Deathly silence.

Seeing their strange eyes, Jiang Liu's voice stopped abruptly, and then he saw Mu Lin's shocked expression, and muttered: "There are such funny people in the world, I have deeply understood!" ”

"Well...... Just get used to it. ”

Jia Yue said calmly with a familiar expression.

"Shame on the hosts......"

Zoeko blindfolded her with her furry front paws - by the way, your sister is the least qualified to say that!