2006 year-end summary meeting
As everyone expected, on February 18, 2007, the first day of the Lunar New Year, the year-end summary meeting, the tradition of the crew of "The Legend of the God of War", was held as always. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
(Wang Er: Two years can be called tradition?)
Kurokawa: I think SG means that it will open again next year and the year after.
Dezhi: Doesn't that mean we have to wait a long time for this book?
llwzll: We should have realized this.
All:............ οΌ
As with all important meetings, the perimeter of the venue is very lively. In the vicinity of the venue, it was impossible to get tickets, and ordinary readers held demonstrations to complain about their dissatisfaction with scalpers. Everyone held all kinds of signs, which were full of slogans. Something like: "Hurry up and update!!" "We're going to update!! "Who moved our update!! "Strongly request three changes a week!! The above is a requirement to update the class; There are also slogans that other fans are looking to, such as: "Eugaris, I love you like a mouse loves rice." "The new good man - Leon life. "Down with the will!! "Push the DAO Demon King!! βοΌ There is also some messy and non-thematic stuff, like: "Against globalization!!" "Solemnly protest against Japanese whaling", "Oppose*, we must reunify Taiwan!! βγ
In view of the "extraordinarily large tiger bomb attack" that shocked China and the rest of the world last year, the security work of this conference is extremely strict. Before the meeting, a terrorist group threatened to attack the conference venue in order to cooperate with the Taliban's counteroffensive. Therefore, the tense atmosphere is still very strong.
After entering the venue, the general seating division is the same as in previous years, except that a few seats have been added to the ghost area. The Marquis of Rossi, who hung up in the second volume, seems to have been the first to arrive, and now he was sitting there in a huff.
"Marquis Rosie, you seem to be the first in the ghost district to show up, please tell us what you think."
"What else do I have to say!" The marquis roared into the microphone, "Our life as a supporting role is hard, you people are all focused on that bitch in Shurasa, as soon as Lao Tzu appeared on the stage, a group of people in the audience began to wait for me to leave." It is said that some people put pressure on the author to reduce my length. Moreover, if I planted it in a dignified decisive battle, it would have been just, and the result would still be overshadowed. I hate it so much~~~" It seems that the marquis's resentment is not ordinary.
Just as the reporter was wiping a cold sweat, the ghostly marquis suddenly burst out and wanted to attack someone, "It's you white-eyed wolf!" β
As a result, he was bounced back by the defensive force field, and it seemed that he couldn't slow down for a while.
The reporter looked behind him and saw a handsome man with silver hair and blue eyes, His Excellency Cezel Bertrand.
"Your Excellency Bertrand, can I take a moment of your time?"
"Absolutely." Cizer smiled with a power of 100,000 kilowatts.
"At the beginning of the third volume of this book, you were in the limelight, and I wonder what kind of considerations did you have in mind to carry out such a seemingly crazy move?"
"Of course, it stems from my pure, noble and selfless love for Chenna." (The photographer shook it, barely holding back a wave of sweetness in his throat)
"Have you ever considered that you will encounter resistance from Mademoiselle Lamfonte and obstruction from Your Excellency Luce?"
"In the face of my pure, noble and selfless love with Chena, that Falenci is not worth mentioning." (The photographer didn't block it this time, and fell down with a bloody arrow spurting out of his mouth)
"And what about Mademoiselle Lamfonte's own resistance?"
"In that process, she didn't seem to resist me, so it can be seen that she actually volunteered, if it weren't for that guy......"
There is no resistance and there is no desire to resist, are two different concepts.
"Ah, the sun in my heart has appeared, and I will not accompany you."
Cizer apparently saw Centa enter, so he hurried over, but he bumped into someone else in the aisle.
"I'm sorry." Cizer hurriedly helped the person up, but after the two sides looked at each other, Cizer obviously felt bad, and so did the other party. He thought to himself, "Why do I feel a nightmarish feeling about a man I don't know?" But this trouble did not delay him for long.
"Dezhi, who was that just now, it should be a character in the play." Yellow Whale, who had just come out of the bathroom, asked.
"I didn't see him clearly, and he left." Dezhi said perfunctorily.
"You don't look good."
"It's nothing, probably because I ate too much on Chinese New Year's Eve, let me go to the bathroom."
The Bureau of the General Assembly has taken all its seats, and the entire room is now in a state of confusion for a short period before the meeting.
"Selling kraft candy, stupid brand kraft candy." The sound of vendors at the venue.
"You fool, how can you have the kung fu to eat kraft candy during a meeting, get out, get out!"
"People are meant to be, but they are cold, don't discriminate." The peddler muttered and left.
"I don't care if you're stir-fried or chilled."
"Silence, silence!" Thorgrande rang the clames to signal the assembly to begin.
"The first item of the year is," Sogrend took the document from Chinna, but he was silent for a moment before finally calling out, "which bastard brought it up again, didn't it last year?" β
"Dear Thorn, no one stipulates that the vetoed bill cannot be mentioned again, and don't Americans always submit a proposal to the United Nations every year on the 'human rights situation of Chinese?" Sigrani said with a smile.
As expected,The first bill of this year is "On whether this work should be turned to the harem type",The sponsor of the bill signed a full three sheets of paper in various wordsγ One of the most suspicious is the signature from lance1 to lance98, followed by "Kurokawa Sila", which seems to be the name of a Japanese country, probably has nothing to do with the previous one.
"Alright, let's start debating."
The first to take the stage was Carl Hollin, who walked to the podium, sorted out his instrument and then said, "Everyone, the Olympics are almost ......"
With a sentence that suddenly popped up from the audience: "Cut, it's an old tactic again." A glass beer bottle flew over accurately, only to hear an "oops", Admiral Hollin knocked him unconscious, and then the Third Army could only send someone to drag the man down.
Except for the above incidents, the rest of the process was uneventful, and after half an hour, voting began.
As last year, it was still 50.1 percent to 49.9 percent, and the opposition rejected the bill, although no one seems to have questioned the vote this time.
"The second motion strongly requires authors to increase the speed of updating and condemn their serious delays."
Thorgrande took a look at it and found that the text of the bill only took up half of the paper, and the rest of the "this bill" document in his hand was actually all signed by the initiator.
"This, there is no need to debate, vote by show of hands on the spot, and if you agree to this bill, please raise your hand." China said directly.
With a "brush", almost all of them raised their hands.
"Okay, pass!" Thorgrande tapped the crumble.
At this moment, the venue immediately became a sea of joy, and the delegates embraced to celebrate the arrival of this great moment. Let's interview a representative from the field. The reporter said.
"This is a great victory for us against the Demon King SG, and this is the righteous cry of the people of the whole world has been answered." The representative of the Blood Blade of the Soul said excitedly.
"We are cautiously optimistic about the war of pushing the Dao Demon King." Representative Kurokawa said.
"All the authors of the manuscript are paper tigers." Said on behalf of the boat.
"This is the first step in a long march, and our goal is to make this work complete before the 60th anniversary of the National Day." Said the representative of Sindaya.
"This is the first time that the 'Alliance of Braves Gathered to Promote the DAO Demon King SG' has been successful since its establishment, embodying the purpose of creating a harmonious society, and showing a series of spirits of 'being proud of rapid updates and being ashamed of being lazy and procrastinating', which has been greatly recognized by the broad masses of the people." Wang Er, the patriarch of the "Brave Alliance", said.
"So, Mr. Author, what is your evaluation of the passage of this bill?"
"This is a conspiracy of a group of anti-authorship forces led by the 'Brave Alliance', and I want to study it and protest against them."
"Silence! Quiet! "The next step is to announce this year's awards." β
Silence immediately returned to the venue.
"The first is the Lifetime Achievement Award."
"Wow, someone has already won this award so soon?" The audience discussed.
"Winner--Mr. Tom Andak." Sure enough, it was a "lifetime" achievement award.
Andak's acceptance speech: "Thank you for your support to me, although I am the first person to be named in the book, but you have not forgotten my efforts, thank you again for your support. In fact, to be honest, if I don't take this award, who else can take it, after all, it takes a lot of courage to be the first to hang up. I wish you all the same awards in the future. β
"The second award for the most popular character, after our open, fair and impartial readers' vote, is now the first person to receive the vote, Mr. Thorgrend Lius, who received 31.34% of the votes, nearly 4 percentage points ahead of the second place."
"I protest, I strongly protest!" At this time, someone in the audience jumped out and expressed their opposition.
"Think about it, in a work like this, where more than 9 percent of the male readers are, how can the most popular character be a man. It should be such a good female character as Chenna Lanfonte, I think there must be something greasy in it. "It was Dezhi who came out to speak.
"That's true, sir, please don't think of everyone as vulgar as you are." Sogrend said after receiving the trophy.
"I protest, I don't admit it."
"Security, drag him out."
Dezhi's scolding was so far away from us, and his voice and smile echoed in the hall for a long time, but no one seemed to want to stand up for him.
"The third is the Veteran Reader Special Award, we invite senior reader Wang Er to come up and present the award to the winner, and the character who won this award this time is Miss Eugaris."
Whistles rang out from the audience, and Eugaris walked up in a sexy and revealing dancer outfit. After Wang Er presented her with the award, she gave Wang Er a kiss passionately.
When Wang Er returned to his seat, the rest of the people immediately surrounded him, and llwzll asked: "Wang Er, how do you feel, how many breasts does she have, and does she have the 35D that Dezhi said?" β
"Probably yes, no, definitely more than that." Wang Er smiled obscenely.
The voice of the fan asked, "Is she as good as your wife?" β
"Yes, absolutely."
"She's beautiful or your wife is beautiful."
"Needless to say, the woman who seduced the King of Iberia is not an order of magnitude with my wife."
"Hehehehe." The voice of the fan laughed.
"Hehehe." Wang Er laughed.
At this time, the yellow whale and llwzll, who were originally surrounding Wang Er, had already begun to unconsciously retreat, because they felt that there would definitely be violence later.
"Ahhh
"Who is watching "Saint Seiya" here, the voice is so loud." Kurokawa said without looking back.
"What a bloody and violent scene, it seems that we will have to think twice about getting married in the future." Yellow Whale said to llwzll.
Once again, the conference came to an end in chaos.