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Written before the story begins: Since Dezhi wants to have a Christmas special, then I have to "satisfy" him. But I'll let him know what will happen if he tries to command the Demon King.

Christmas Eve 2006, Guangzhou.

Dezhi walked alone on the bustling street, and it can be said that he is very depressed recently, and there are many reasons why he is depressed, such as trivial things such as "The Legend of the Military God" not being updated. However, today's depressing thing is big. Dezhi went to the hospital in the afternoon, a men's hospital to be precise. After a thorough examination, the doctor tactfully put forward several suggestions to Dezhi, such as that he can often go back to watch pornography and fight pornography without worrying about the police raiding his house to eliminate pornography and illegal activities, because he can use the doctor's order as a shield for legal pornography in the future. Although the doctor said it very tactfully, with an IQ of 250, he immediately guessed his current situation: he was ED.

(Kurokawa: What does this ED mean?)

llWZll: I want to know too.

Trainer (laughs a few times)

Wang Er: Let me explain it (it's not a loss to be a veteran figure). ED - If you put it professionally, it is "the * disorder caused by insufficient congestion of the vaginal X cavernous body".

Yellow Whale: It's such an esoteric thing, and it's impossible for a normal person to know it.

Fanchuan: Idiot, isn't it just "not lifting"?

Wind stove: It turns out to be "impotence" as the saying goes~~)

As a handsome pot who prides himself on being in the air, he is absolutely depressed when he encounters this. But as the saying goes, "Blessings are incomparable, and disasters do not go alone", and Dezhi, who was depressed, forgot the truth that his police uncle taught him since he was a child, "traffic laws, friends of life". Actually, I didn't have much of a drop, but I just jaywalked. Jaywalking in urban areas is usually at most seriously injured, and it is so easy to die. However, when people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, let alone jaywalking. When Dezhi heard Don't shout about danger, he turned his head sideways and saw a container truck rushing towards him. (Dezhi: Where do you get so many collection cards in the urban area of Guangzhou?) Author: Didn't you say you're unlucky? ）

"It won't be so unlucky," Dezhi thought, and then he was knocked out, "There is no sorrow in life, and there is no pain in death." ”

I don't know how much time passed, Dezhi woke up, and the first thing he saw was a handsome guy with silver hair and blue eyes (Dezhi: Why isn't it a beautiful pinch?). Author: Didn't you say you're unlucky? ）。 After looking at the handsome guy's classical costume, with the experience of reading countless YY and non-YY novels, as well as his IQ of 250, he got a very reasonable explanation: Damn, he actually played time travel with Lao Tzu.

Originally, if you want to cross, you can cross it, maybe you can mix better than before, and his ED may be cured.

However, the IQ of 250 is not for nothing, and Dezhi noticed some small details that seemed innocuous in the end: first, from the current point of view, he should be in the arms of that handsome guy; Second, at the moment he seems to be on a moving object.

Then the words that came out of the handsome guy's mouth completely petrified him, "My cute little kitten, are you awake?" (For those who still don't understand, please refer to the fourth chapter of the third volume of this work)

If you want to know what happens next, please break it down next time.

Since the Soul Blood Blade voluntarily contributed itself to entertain everyone, then I can't help but go against the will of the people.

After a brief period of petrification, Dezhi was as thick as the front armor of a Type 99 tank; the dark and twisted state of mind like the sewers of Paris; Coupled with that high IQ of 250, he quickly adapted to the current situation. (To paraphrase Sindaya, "It should be a great thing for him to cross over to a silver-haired royal sister that an ED-ed lewd man crossed over to a silver-haired royal sister.") ”）

Dezhi sorted out the current situation, and felt that in the current situation, it would be better to wait until Sogrand came to save "her" before making plans. At this time, the only thing that makes Dezhi happy is that fortunately he doesn't like to save books to read like Wang Er, otherwise he doesn't know what to do next.

(The following abridged parts refer to the fourth and fifth chapters of Book III...... ）

(Dezhi: I'm really a genius, and I actually answered all the conversations word for word.)

llwzll said: I vomit ......

Yellow Whale: Lord Demon King, I'll help you get rid of this guy.

Sindayas: If God wants to destroy it, he must first make it mad. ）

According to the original development of the story, Dezhi, who was stealing Chenna's body, should have Sogrend's head resting on his lap, and since he didn't know when Sogrerd would wake up, Dezhi was very bored. Suddenly, Dezhi felt a tremor, and it seemed that Sogrend had woken up.

Dechi recalls Tinna's words in the story and prepares himself to deal with Thorgrande, who tries to calm himself. Because according to the story, if he is careless, he will be seen by the other party, and he will probably be burned to death as an enemy spy or monster.

However, Dechi may have forgotten a very common law of traversal: parallel spaces will split after the traverser crosses, and then the butterfly effect will be interpreted. At this time, the first difference of the butterfly effect appeared. When Thorgrande opened his eyes and saw Cenna's face, he was visibly surprised and skeptical, as if it was the first time he had seen such a beauty. Our readers know that this would not have happened to the hero of the original story.

Sogrend, who was in front of him, forgot the pain in his head, got up and immediately knelt down in front of him, "Ah, this beautiful MM (?) I wonder if I can ask for your phone number? ”

Dezhi petrified again, but the time was short, and he subconsciously said, "Thorgrande, what are you kidding?" ”

(Dezhi: I'm a genius.)

Kurokawa: This guy has completely abandoned his old life. ）

The other party was obviously stunned for a moment, "What did you just call me to do?" The other man grabbed his hand violently.

"Sogland?" Dezhi replied hesitantly.

“Yeah！ Allah, I praise you! -- I don't seem to believe in Islam. Then replace it with the great leader Chairman Mao, I praise you!! Dezhi watched the other party jump up and raise his arms and shout, but when he heard the latter sentence, he was roughly clear: it turned out that this old man had also crossed over, and he was still his own compatriot. (Okay, you should be able to guess who came after you.) ）

"Chenna, I'm your fiancé, right?"

"Uh...... It seems that this is the case. ”

"Then we should do what fiancés should do, right?"

“…………”

"So, while it's still dark, let's ...... (Auto-Block)"

"Ah, don't~~"

"Don't be shy, sooner or later you're going to get to this point."

So, from then on, Dezhi and the Soul Blood Blade lived happily together......

(Dezhi: I don't want to be like this,* what?) My beautiful life~~

Soul Blood Blade: Actually, as long as I forget about the innocuous little problem of having to be in Chenna's body in this world, I think I'm still a good deal. ）

Unfortunately, this is not the case.

Guangzhou, a hospital morgue.

"Alas, at a young age, it's just that I got ED, so I can't think about it, it's a pity."

"Doctor, he seems to have moved." The nurse next to her said timidly.

"You're mistaken."

"Ahh "Corpse" suddenly sat up and shouted.

"Ahh The doctors and nurses also ran out shouting.

"Cut, what are you shouting, I haven't seen the dead resurrected." (Everyone: I haven't seen it before, but I saw it once today.) ）

Almost at the same time, in a dormitory in Kunshan.

"Ah!!h

"It's so late, what's the name of the ghost!"

"I had a nightmare, I dreamed that I had become Sogrande and was about to make out with Chenna, but it turned out that the other party was actually Dezhi, it was terrible!"

"Who's and who's that?"

"Oh, the first two are characters from the novel, and the latter one is the same reading."

"Same ...... Read? You read the novel and get dizzy, go to bed early, cut. ”