Someone's Masochistic Essay ...... OTL, a certain beast should be satisfied...... XSK

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"First of all, I would like to express my deep regret for what happened to you. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info I'll let Officer Jayne Beta's Ninth Regiment investigate and bring the culprits to justice as soon as possible. Please be calm, I will definitely find the culprit and give you an explanation. Thorgrande bowed deeply to the few people in front of him who were bruised-faced and swollen readers, his short dark brown hair fluttering with the cold breeze of Kaunescu's winter, and his jewel-like eyes glowing with purple luster reflected a crystalline pure light, even in the face of the surging readers' delegation, Sogrede made all his anger go without venting with his unassailable innocence.

Even if the members of the reader's delegation were skeptical, they could not be questioned face to face, after all, there is a saying that you don't hit a smiling person when you reach out. I don't have any definite evidence to prove that those people were instructed by Thorgrande, aren't they? "Damn, I should have thought he was going to do it perfectly." Wang Er said desperately, "It's over, this time my tigress will really send me to space as an artificial satellite...... Ah, ah, hungry, hungry, ......hungry,

"Who, is it still popular that Saint Seiya burns the small universe? Yo, everyone's faces are so colorful. Hahahaha~~" With arrogant laughter, two tall figures appeared one after the other. Everyone who was getting angry with nowhere to get angry couldn't help but look behind Sogrande. I saw a pure silver-haired Cizer looking at everyone meaningfully, followed by Dezhi's panda-like smiling face.

"Humph! What's so funny? Dezhi, aren't you also blue-faced! We're colorful, and you're a blackface! llWZll retorted angrily.

"That's it.,It seems that if you're defiled by the Demon King, your head will be short-circuited.,It's okay to scream like a stupid X.。 It seems that Xiao Zhizhi likes to be the demon king OOXX very much! Want to travel over again? The Unicorn King also said something that made Dezhi change color. (See 06 Christmas Special for details)

"Hehe, it seems that His Excellency the Beastmaster wants to enter the palace?" Dezhi looked at the Beastmaster insidiously, and suddenly kicked at the Beastmaster.

Kicking the beastmaster away, Dezhi grinned, pointed at Cizer in front of him and said with a smile: "Ah, I'm happy tonight and the adults don't care about the villains!" Anyway, it's over. Everyone followed Dezhi's fingers and glanced at Cizer, who was about to bow his head and walk away, only to find that he had also become a Chinese national treasure. Everyone looked at each other and smiled, understanding that the bruises on Dezhi's face were left by the fight with Cizer. As early as the 06 year-end summary, Cizer and Dezhi were hostile to each other (see the 06 year-end summary and book review area for details), the same love hunters, the same people who see through people's hearts, the same like chaos, and more importantly, both of them are determined to win Qinna, which makes the two people look at each other unhappy. However, everyone agrees on this, it's purely a dog gnawing a dog, but this one seems to be more insulting to a dog.

"Your Excellency is really good, but it seems that we don't have a winner, right?" Cizer turned to stare at Dezhi and said through gritted teeth.

"Huh? Your Excellency Bertrand, do you want to fight again? I don't think we can tell the difference between winners and losers on the ground, you know, you're just a birdman who can only fly on a humpback. Dezhi smiled lightly, but said something that allowed Cizer to achieve the effect of injecting chicken blood in an instant.

Completely cold field..........

".......... have ever seen arrogance, I've never seen such stupid arrogance, flying on a humpback dragon.......... how stupid does a person have to be to say such a devastating thing.......... I can't meet such a tasteless person........" Qi Qi turned his head, and everyone thought to themselves.

Cizer resisted the urge to vomit blood, and after a while, he said depressedly: "I have no intention of continuing, but, Your Excellency, let's make another bet." ”

"Oh? Interesting, continue "Dezhi still without any self-awareness, with great interest to start a new round of gambling with Cizer.

Cizer's eyes rolled slyly, glancing at Thorgrand, who was standing without saying a word. "Your Excellency, how about we bet on Chenna?"

"Oh? It's a good proposition, but how do you decide the winner? It seemed that Dezhi was very interested in Cezel's proposal, and his eyes flashed to think about something, and he did not continue to launch the poisonous tongue offensive.

"Hehe, it's simple, whoever can get Miss Chenna's heart first wins. Of course, Your Excellency, I believe that even if you don't bet with me, no one will chew your tongue, after all, your opponent is me. I'm sure everyone will forgive you for holding back. Speaking of excitement, Cizer struck a crumbling pose uncontrollably. (Thorgrande's hand is already on the hilt of the sword)

"Haha, I don't think a clown like you can compare to me. However, I'm still very interested in a silver-haired royal sister like Qina who has 35D. Hehe, it's exciting to think of the appearance of this superb royal sister moaning, wheezing, screaming, and succumbing to the bed in the guise of indifference. Completely ignoring Cezel's mental attack, Dezhi has fallen into his own YY. (The crowd is already fantasizing, and Sogrend draws his sword slowly and calmly........)

"Hehe, I'm looking forward to training China like that, too. Did you mean to agree to this bet? ”

"Of course, I can't just say I can win and not gamble."

"Your Excellency is really confident, but self-confidence is only a must for success, not inevitable."

"Hehe, Your Excellency Bertrand, if China liked Your Excellency, she would have returned to Mastar with you a long time ago. So, I don't think I'm going to lose this gamble at all. ”

"Hehe, in front of the pure, noble and selfless love of me and Chenna, no one is worth mentioning!"

....... crowd had already fallen under the range attack of the two..........

"..........These two are really invincible............ Milanello sighed.

"They're really completely ignoring Thorge, are they shameless or nervous?" llWZll said, holding his head.

"Two idiots ........" Fan Chuan said with a disdainful face.

"Two, is it a gentleman's politeness to casually discuss other people's wives?" A tone of anger sounded between the two of them arguing. The two of them, who were grinding their tongues, turned around and saw that Sogrande's crescent moon was reflecting the cold light under the moon.

Seeing that the two people who were in the main house were showing completely opposite behaviors, Cizer glared at Soge coldly, snorted coldly, and said to Dezhi: "Then Your Excellency, let's play fairly!" With that, he turned around and left, completely ignoring Thorge's presence.

Dezhi was just the opposite, and after being stunned for a few seconds, when he heard Cizer's words, he suddenly sighed: "Alas, poor Cizer, I didn't expect to be ravaged by the demon king's body once, and even my spirit was impotence, and even Thorge didn't dare to face it." Cizer, who had walked into the distance, stumbled, collapsed, and never got up again.

A bunch of people really couldn't bear the mental torture of Dezhi anymore, and seeing that there was no hope of getting back 10 catties of pork, everyone ignored Dezhi and went crazy there, and they took their leave.

"Dive, go back to punish my wife for kneeling on the washboard, it's a small matter, and I can't live a self-conscious life." Wang Er muttered inarticulate and chewed his tongue as he walked home.

"Boring farce ......." Van Ship showed his usual style, despised and drifted away.

"Dezhi, I curse you to cross again, let you endure unbearable pain that ordinary people can't bear, and pollute my young mind. And Thorge, the despicable and shameless fellow, who cursed you and Gina to no avail, dared to deceive my innocent heart. Mom, go find a woman Yanjie, doesn't the advertisement say that washing is healthier? The Beastmaster cursed as he walked back. Afterwards, whenever the beast king recalled this period, he couldn't help but sigh, he didn't expect that he had the characteristics to become a god, except for Nu Yanjie, of course.

"Can't be with these perverts anymore...... I'm defiled........" llWZll said aggrievedly.

"Damn, think about it, delete the large size of Warcraft and replace it with a silver-haired night elf mm to play, it is estimated that there are a bunch of stupid X rushing to send things, this year, women are very good!" Milanello thought as he walked.

With the departure of everyone, the parties are left with the will and the sword drawn, and of course, the scourge characters like Huo Lin are ignored. The story starts now...............

Using the technique of the ancient dragon, the following description can be written like this:

The sword is still the same sword, the people are still those people, and the reflection in the purple eyes is a strange and familiar figure. The sword in his hand disappeared in a flash, and the next moment, it appeared where it was supposed to be. The face of the person opposite was full of astonishment, and there was a sound of unknown meaning in his throat, and finally he laughed, laughed, and laughed endlessly, "Damn, Soge, I knew that you should have been a eunuch, don't you dare to kill it, right?" In the midst of laughter, Dezhi walked away slowly. Soge's eyes suddenly widened as he passed by, and a cold light flashed in his hand.......... the ending of the 2007 military god year-end summary meeting is an ending that no one knows, maybe no ending itself is an ending, maybe this is the saddest thing.

According to Master Jin Yong's technique, it can be written like this:

Dezhi and Soge looked at each other, and neither of them made the first move. Suddenly, Soge made a move "Black Tiger Digging Heart" towards Dezhi's chest. Dezhi didn't expect that Thorge's speed was so much faster than Cezel, and it was too late to react, so he had to watch the crescent moon hit his chest like a crescent moon. Suddenly, Soge realized that he was facing the reader, and endured the danger of internal force backlash, and in the crisis, he forced the crescent moon to rub his arm past Dezhi, pulled a sword flower in the air, and put the sword into the sheath. However, it is a taboo for the martial artist to change his moves halfway, although the whole process of Soge was lightweight and understated, but after the sword was put into the sheath, Sogrend's face was still flushed, obviously thinking that his internal force was injured. Dezhi was stunned for a while before coming back to his senses, and then drifted away with a wild laugh: "Damn, Soge, I knew that you should have been a eunuch, don't you dare to kill it?" Soge suddenly drew his sword when Dezhi passed, and stabbed out with a move of "returning to the wrist and wings to break into the tent", and then he was about to use a move of "lifting the sword and shining the wings of the white crane", and the whole action was done in one go, stabbing at Dezhi. Although Dezhi smiled, his mind was still tightly tied to Sogland, and when he saw his back shrug slightly, his heart knew like a mirror that he could no longer pretend to be B, pretending to be B was struck by lightning, and he was likely to fall into a place of no return, and when the next move "Bafang Hidden Knife Style" rushed to make the first move....... Dezhi held his sword and was about to be slashed with a sword, he suddenly remembered all kinds of things in Soge's novel, and knew that if this sword was split, maybe the legend of the military god would be wiped out in an instant. However, if he didn't split, Rong Suoge would use one move to "lift the sword and the white crane to show its wings", and he would have to die. ........In real life, a woman was bored flipping through magazines in the room, looking at a men's shirt, and suddenly puffed and said to herself: "That fool may be very handsome dressed like this....... "Can Dezhi return safely, will he cut this sword or not?"

Then let's use Mr. Huang Yi's style to demonstrate again:

Dezhi and Soge looked at each other, and neither dared to do it easily, for fear that they would not be able to defeat the enemy with one move and be controlled by it. Both of them have entered the realm of the unity of heaven and man, and all interference from the outside world cannot be felt, and the two only have each other in their eyes. Suddenly, a strong wind blew suddenly, Sogrend's eyes suddenly opened, and in an instant, the crescent moon drew a curve that conformed to the principles of heaven and earth, and the blade of the sword shook and swallowed, and it came in an instant. Seeing that Soge suddenly made a move, Dezhi's body suddenly shook, his pupils dilated instantly and then immediately shrunk, staring at the crescent moon, and the perfect curve drawn by the crescent moon that was close to the truth of heaven and earth was enlarged in Dezhi's eyes, and he knew that it was absolutely impossible for him to avoid it. Just as Dezhi was about to wait for death, he suddenly thought of the strongest point, which was the weakest, gritted his teeth, changed the Buddhist mudra with both hands, and punched at Sogrend's crescent moon. Just as Dezhi was about to use a strong attack to protect himself, the blade of the crescent moon shook in the air seven times again, and each time it shook and changed direction, they all went towards the vital point that Dezhi's fist could not defend. Seeing the changes in Soge and the failure of his own strong breaking countermeasures, the punch he struck with all his strength seemed to fall into the air, making Dezhi uncomfortable and his blood rolling, but after all, he was a genius, and he forcibly withstood a mouthful of blood from his throat, and forcibly withdrew his fist. Just as he was waiting for him to die, he suddenly had an instant realization, as if he had entered the heavens and the earth, and his soul was separated, looking down on everything in the world from the sky in isolation. Everything in the world has nothing to do with him, and he just watched the crescent moon enlarge in front of him so coldly. On the other side, Soge immediately reacted to the change of Dezhi, his sword stopped against Soge's chest, he didn't dare to stab, at that moment, Dezhi seemed to not exist, what stood there was just his virtual image, and Dezhi's whole person suddenly merged with heaven and earth, no longer existed and was everywhere. Thorge was shocked, but he didn't stab after all. "Damn, Soge, I knew you were supposed to be a eunuch, don't you dare to kill you?" Dezhi tried to grasp the realm of enlightenment at that moment, and at the same time tried to find a way to leave. Dezhi moved, one step, two steps, pacing leisurely, as if he did not see Thorge's sword, he was like a god with empty eyes, stepping on leisurely steps to travel the world, and slowly left without fear. Just when Dezhi and Soge passed by, Soge, who was staring at Dezhi closely, suddenly clenched the crescent moon in his hand again, and slowly stabbed out with a sword without desire.......... no one knew the final outcome of the sword, according to Huo Lin and other bystanders later, the moment Soge made a move, a ball of lightning burst out in Dezhili's place, and everyone couldn't stand the strong light when they were caught off guard, and their eyes were blind for a while. When the strong light converged and the scene gradually became clear, Dezhi disappeared without a trace, and a wisp of breeze drifted by. Of course, the sharp-eyed people like Huo Lin saw that the electric light was coming from Dezhi's body, but there was not a trace of scorch on the ground. When everyone looked at Soge again, in the beautiful scenery of the bright moon, an image that they would never forget for a moment was displayed in a magnificent field of vision. The famous crescent moon of Sogti stood gently at the end of the void in the breeze, staring leisurely at the bright moon in the sky. It's time to come to an end again. At that time, the bright moon was there, and it was back from the clouds. That was the last time they saw Saugland.

Of course, the summary meeting ended in a hustle and bustle. In fact, the ending has been decided a long time ago, but this happened after the summary meeting.

Sometimes people always like to talk about reincarnation, saying that reincarnation is retribution. If the above statement is true, I believe that Dezhi must have offended many people. Because after Sogrend's amazing sword, he felt a strange sensation in his lower abdomen at that moment, and then a pain that penetrated deep into his bone marrow. After a moment of distraction, he couldn't help but let out a groan. At this moment, he was horrified to find, oh, let's spoof it a little, let's describe it this way, he found that he was not alone, he was not fighting alone, the great ambition, he inherited the great tradition of crossing, and at this moment, the painful moan in his mouth once again carried the seductive voice of the silver-haired royal sister in the dream. What's even more devastating is that this time the crossing feels like Qinna's body is lying on her back, her feet are bent and open, and her stomach is incredibly round and swollen, compared to the delicate and flat sex appeal before, it is now like ......... That's right, it's pregnant, and this position is definitely about giving birth.

When he realized his situation, Dezhi felt speechless, he was really speechless to the extreme, he didn't expect that the evil demon king would use that sword to travel himself into the unimaginable situation he is now. At that moment, Dezhi was thinking about how to commit suicide........... anyway, in 2008, in the third Battle of Parelo in 348 of the mainland Gregorian calendar, .......... damned, and the sharp pain made Dezhi's nerves tense again. That kind of pain is no longer deep into the bone marrow, and in that burst of pain like a tsunami that seems to be about to annihilate the soul, I finally understand what it means to live as well as die and go deep into the soul. Not even the strength of the Curse Demon King was gone, and in the face of the continuous labor pain, Dezhi could only open her sexy little mouth and let out a meaningless moan.........

Suddenly, one hand grasped Dezhi's cold little hand, and a warmth came from the palm of his hand, slightly relieving Dezhi's pain, and the other warm hand gently wiped away Dezhi's soybean-like cold sweat, making Zhi have a little spare time to turn his head to look at the owner of the warm hand. But the next moment, Dezhi's eyes were full of complicated feelings, and Chenna's outward appearance of Dezhi showed a resentment that did not conform to his natural characteristics at that moment. In fact, everyone must know that it was Thorgrande's hand, but he didn't know that his beloved wife had become a lewd man.

Unlike the last time she crossed over, at that time, as Qinna, she could not only secretly stroke the body of her dreams, but also snickered and watched two male animals fight for a shemale, and enjoyed the pleasure of YY by herself. The scene of Qinna giving birth to a child has not appeared in the main story, and even if it did, Yi Dezhi's current head no longer wants to play it. After that resentful glance, a hazy mist appeared in his eyes, and Dezhi gritted his teeth and said, "You get out of me, get out of me!" Get out!!!! ”

didn't realize why his originally gentle, gentle and rational wife suddenly changed her attitude towards herself, and after being stunned for a moment, a trace of flushing appeared on Soge's handsome face, showing a twisted and aggrieved expression like a child who had been taught by her mother. At this moment, a voice with hidden excitement disturbed the awkwardness between the two. "Hehe, great and honorable Prime Minister, you better go out, Mrs. Zun is also unable to calm her emotions because of the birth of her first child. However, according to the practice of Farency, it is better for the man not to be present when a woman gives birth, otherwise it is a curse for the man to see the woman give birth, and it will make the man no longer strong. Moreover, you see that you are here, Mrs. Zun is so excited, which is not good for her situation. So, please wait outside the house for a while. Hearing this, Thorgrande frowned and looked to the side. I saw a thin old man with a white beard organizing the nanny at home to prepare for the delivery. It was Chinna's personal physician who had been taking care of her since she became pregnant, Dr. Flo Sr. As an old enough doctor to be Jeanna's father, Dr. Flo had no stain on his life except for his age and medical skills, and he was always the late Shappel. Lanfonte's military doctor was the reason why China preferred to choose him over other doctors at that time. Thorge carefully considered Old Flo's words, and silently withdrew from the room.

Of course, after Thorge exited the room, we poor Dechi heard something that broke him completely. After driving Thorge out of the room, the old Dr. Flo slowly paced to Dechi's side, and in a frivolous posture that did not at all suit the elderly, he put his left hand across his chest and held up his right hand, and gently touched his chin with his right fingers, revealing a lascivious smile. The next moment, Old Flo's mouth said in earth Chinese: "Damn, sure enough, reading YY is still not as good as a real person, the silver-haired royal sister, those ice blue eyes are really charming, this kind of temperament, this kind of appearance is completely incomparable to those so-called stars in reality." Haha~~ Dafa, I didn't expect the promise to come true, I really became Qinna's personal doctor, and I had to deliver Chenna in person. ”

If others may not be able to understand what the old Flo said in Chinese, Ke Dezhi is a genuine Han Chinese, and he is naturally familiar with this native language that he has listened to since he was a child. And with his IQ of up to 250, of course, he also took it for granted that the damn butterfly had appeared again, this time with the effect of a group wear. (Of course, I believe that when you see this, you should clearly know who it is if you are often mixed in the book review area of the Legend of the War God.) ）

"You ........... don't come here! You came over and I called for help. ”

"Hee-hee, let's call, then you might be a little better, and the birth process will be easier."

"I'll call Thorge in, you're dead."

"Hiehie, you are in labor, and under the severe pain, what you say without choice can only be meaningless, and I can explain it casually."

………..

"Wow, Chinna, you're ........ down (auto-block)"

"You bastard! You're a beast! ”

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, Lady Chenna, I'm called the Beastmaster. Haha~~"

The sun came out, the twin sons with magical purple eyes were born, and the white roses placed on the balcony of the Prime Minister's Mansion scattered their petals in the early morning breeze and withered away with the wind............

(Dezhi: Damn, SG, where did I offend you?) Isn't it just an occasional dark point to analyze your psychology! Do you need to make such sorties of psychic nuclear weapons in a row? Last time it was the Blood Blade of Souls, this time it's the Unicorn King............ I want a harem, I'm going to cross over to Sogrand next time! Holding Sigrani in his left hand, Chenna in his right hand, and the little queen on his feet, he built a beautiful harem!!!!!!!!

Unicorn King: Actually, the wish has been granted, and Ginna's body has seen enough, and even the number of hairs she has can be counted clearly, which is better than Thoge, and she is satisfied. Hahahaha~~~)

The god of fate always likes to joke, whether it is good or malicious.........

A residence somewhere in Guangzhou

"I'll fuck you!!" Someone woke up sweating profusely from bed, cursing.

"Okay, go to sleep, I know you're amazing." The beautiful woman next to her lazily turned around and hugged the man and continued to fall asleep.

"Wahahahaha~~~ I've made a lot of money, and I finally saw it!! Ah!!!h I'm going to cross, I'm going to get up, I'm going to deliver the baby!!! ”

"Nothing wrong, right? The guy had been knocked down by a rock from a high altitude and had just woken up after being rescued. Could it be that the nerves are deranged? ”

"It seems that it is, you see that he has a big bruise on his forehead, and I heard that there are broken bones in it, and he will live on that horn-like thing for the rest of his life. Could it be the nervous confusion caused by congestion squeezing the cranial nerves and causing some of the cranial nerves to die? What a poor child..........."

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