Chapter 117: What Are You Looking For? (For the first elder, Uncle Tian insect congratulations!) )
(Thanks to the lovely book friend Uncle Worm who loves diving, 20,000 starting point coin reward, promoted to elder, I am grateful, this chapter is presented first, smash the keyboard code word.) Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info)
Wine strengthens the liver and gallbladder, which is converted into the same amount of saying that wine strengthens people's gall.
It is described as referring to the fact that people who are usually timid and cowardly are paralyzed by alcohol in the reticulum of the brain, resulting in hyperfunction of the cerebral cortex, and even unable to control their words and actions due to excitement, and do things that they dare not think about on weekdays.
The ancients before the Cataclysm called the abnormal state of drinking too much alcohol and acting boldly "drunken disorder".
It is believed that this is due to the strong and rapid nature of the wine, which causes the qi to rise upwards and fill the chest, resulting in a temporary liver and gallbladder vitality.
There are always a small group of people who are out of step with the general environment, to put it nicely, this is called Qingliu.
Wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, Huang Dashan is drunk to the head, there are always a few pairs of eyes from time to time back and forth behind the back, cold-eyed bystanders pointing and pointing and whispering.
The mountain master was already extremely unpleasant to the small group of hunters who were independent of the world, but now his blood and stinky temper were ignited, and he turned around and scolded loudly,
"Silly beep, what are you looking at?"
"Look at you!"
The mountain master grinned a hideous smile, "A bunch of guys who help the girls chirp, what are you whispering at your mountain master?" ”
"Huh," a thin man from the hunting party sneered, "I don't know who my name is after drinking some horse urine?" Grandpas chatting about your birds? ”
"Look at you little cubs for a long time, pointing and pointing, what's the matter, do you have an opinion on grandpa?"
"The master who chews the root of the tongue behind his back, isn't it a girl?"
"Maybe the stuff down there is as soft as the root of their ears..."
"Hahaha"
Everyone, you say a word to me, sneering.
The faces of several people over there suddenly fell, and they shouted, "Huang Dashan, don't go too far!" ”
The mountain master stood up with the wine jar,
"Yo yo, chicks, do you need to teach you the truth of the wilderness?"
The thin man over there walked out, "Heh, I really want to know, what are the rules in the wilderness, I, Zhao Jun, have you ever done it?" ”
The mountain master twisted his neck, let out a series of bone explosions, his steps were vain, he walked up to the man, and looked down at him, "The mountain master told you!" The truth of the wilderness! ”
"Boom!"
Everyone only heard a loud bang like thunder, and a large ball of blood burst out on the man's forehead, and he lay down without saying a word.
"Good!"
"The contemptible view of the mountain master's iron-headed skill is already perfect, and he has cultivated to the indescribable realm of steel at both ends and all things on his head, admire, admire! I'm ashamed..."
Someone shouted, "Why are there two ends?" ”
"Rookie... Come on, who still has the right girl, get one for this innocent little chick, but it's a big advantage. ”
"Haha."
"I know an apricot bell from Chunfeng Building, plump buttocks and moisturizing breasts, and when she walks, it's called a sass, hmm... The young man will wait for grandpa to take you another day, maybe the Xingling girl will be happy and can give you a big red envelope! ”
The young man who looks a little delicate always feels as if something is wrong, "Chunfeng Building? What red envelopes? ”
The man squeezed his eyes and smiled obscenely, "Boy chicken, once in a thousand years of luck!" ”
"Enough!!"
The team over there finally had enough of their ignorance, and roared angrily, "Huang Dashan, if you don't give me an explanation today, don't want to walk out of the gate here, brothers, copy guys!" Is it true that our Darkblades are easy to bully? ”
The mountain master rubbed his forehead, and the head hit by the hammer this time hurt a little, and it was a little red,
"Confess? Confess to your grandma! ”
Huang Dashan's burly body shook, and he stumbled to the ground, as if he was about to plunge into the dirt.
Halfway through, he twisted abruptly, his arms were pillowed behind his head, and the wine altar stood under his elbows, and he was forced to lie on his side and stand up, with one leg on the other leg and posing as an infinitely enchanting sleeping beauty.
"Hmm, come on, little lady~"
"Poof!"
Bai Qiong's first sip of wine sprayed the head of a hunter in front of him, and the man suddenly realized that his slap was red.
"Okay, what a fire watcher!"
"Fart, this is clearly a textbook standard lingering sand flying hand style!"
The five people on the opposite side of the dark blade were almost mad, and they rushed towards Uncle Huang together, fists and feet.
The mountain master twisted, and a lazy donkey rolled on the ground to dodge a few oncoming big feet, and carried a wine jar, just holding a fist.
"Smack."
The mountain master stretched his waist and slapped his hand on the face of the hunter who was trapped, and the huge slap mark on his face was highlighted.
Obviously, his eyes were red and misty, his steps were staggering, and from time to time there were a few loud wine burps, and he seemed to be lying on the ground at any time and vomiting, but he was at ease among the five second-order evolutionary people, drifting left and right, and his body shape was uncertain, and he didn't even drop a punch or kick on him, and the picture was very weird.
Everyone kept rubbing their eyes,
"What's going on?"
"Those fools have been eating barbecue for a few days in a row, and they are stupid?"
"This..."
Bai Dome sighed, "Every time. ”
Shen Feng came over from nowhere, staring at the strange movements of the drunkard dancing with his eyes shining, "I can't imagine that the mountain master is still hidden!" ”
"Don't mention that drunkard, every time you drink too much, you have to come to the last paragraph, obviously bullshit, I have to say that this is a miracle handed down before the cataclysm, what is it called drunken boxing?"
Bai Qiongshou helplessly pointed at the mountain master, only to see Huang Dashan staggering and hurrying, holding the wine jar and slamming it upward, volleying a hunter into the air and spurting nosebleeds, holding the jar crookedly and posing still, hooking his fingers at everyone,
"Awesome or not?"
"Awesome!"
"Isn't it amazing?"
"Awesome!"
"What about Lao Tzu's applause and cheers?!"
A group of people who watched the excitement were quite cooperative, desperately applauding,
"Good!"
"The mountain master is mighty!"
Bai Qiongshou rubbed his temples, "He called this trick Taibai drunk... Hmm, this is called Lu Kick Shrimp or what kind of thing is drunk hitting the mountain gate, it seems to be the same! Why haven't I seen you in the past few days, and when did you come? ”
"A few days ago, they went to get a few tendoned herbs, got a little injured, and lay in the car for four days. Hey, Shan Ye's boxing road, the shape is drunk and not drunk, it seems to be stumbling and staggering, the technique, footwork, and body method are actually very deep, it should really be an unfathomable kung fu, drunk boxing? What a name! Awesome, awesome! ”
“...”
"Are you serious?!"
Shen Feng affirmed, "Of course! Another day, I'm going to have a good consultation with the mountain master. ”
Bai Qiongshou patted Shen Feng on the shoulder, "Then you have to seize this opportunity tonight, only when he drinks too much, he will be like this, you ask him again tomorrow morning, to ensure that he will not even remember the word drunken fist." ”
Shen Feng's eyes widened, "There is still such a thing?" ”
Bai Qiongtou's brows also furrowed, "It's strange to say, haven't you noticed that the origin and aura of the evolved person on the mountain master have disappeared, and now he is just like an ordinary person... Or rather, it's very similar to you warriors! ”
Shen Feng was silent and fell into thought.