Bao Er came overnight carrying a custom-made drum washing machine five or six meters high and four or five meters wide.

Sitting on the threshold and gasping,

"What's wrong, what's wrong!!"

It was a ton of stuff, to say the least, and he rode the little sheep, and the drum washing machine rode him, and he almost laughed at the second-rate teeth when he passed the city gates.

Wu Ke showed the unique look of Xueba, and after some careful calculation, he came to the conclusion,

"Brother Chou, I'm finally going to stand up!"

All:???

Anyone who speaks only half of the speech is damned!

The sound of a huge drum washing machine coming from the home tree, as soon as it moves, it is like the waves crashing on the shore, and the noise is extremely loud - in line with the consistent principle of Mingguang, in addition to the sturdy and durable operation of this thing, the final interpretation of other additional attributes belongs to the manufacturer.

If you add it up to this, "noise" should be one of the "additional attributes", and it is not included in the category of "quality problems" at all.

After about a few minutes, a big square guy broke through the sound barrier with a bang, and then ignited a dazzling lake-blue spark, and then turned into a long tail flame, easily crossed the seven or eight mountain beams, and smashed a certain bald mountain with a bang.

Lin Chou stood in front of the smashed window for a while: "Knock on it, my 100,000 circulation point..."

Laughing to death, it's useless at all, zero multiplied by how much it's still zero.

It doesn't matter if you have a small toothpick or a sable waist, at least there must be such a part to have a chance to grow larger and expand and wait for good news.

Lin Chou raised his arm and looked at the wet hair.

Good guy, I didn't get my hair wet even though I was straight -

Does this sound like a word?

Is this polite?

Is this what it should look like when it comes out of the washing machine?

Under the tree.

Everyone looked surprised and strange, some suddenly realized, and some held back internal injuries.

Bao Er shrunk his neck and stepped on the little sheep:

"That, I'll go first, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law got married today (not)"

Bao Eryi ran away.

Su Yourong: "I'm going to cut shredded potatoes..."

Sister Dayue raised the dog hair on her hand: "I'll knit a sweater..."

Qualified employees must not be embarrassed by the boss at the same time as a group of idle bastards, which can easily lead to bloodshed.

Wu Ke sighed deeply,

"Even math can't save Brother Chou, why do you have to do multiplication if addition isn't fragrant??"

The news of Boss Lin's autism on the spot soon spread in a small circle, and the insiders all smiled on their faces and grinned in their hearts.

The good thing is that the newly launched king crab package in the alpine sea area of the small restaurant has successfully attracted a large number of sea hunters, and Yanhui Mountain is overcrowded.

It doesn't matter if you're cold or heat-resistant, whether you're diving or swimming, as long as it's related to sea hunters, they all want it.

"Gan's mother's money junior, put this row of Nima in the row, didn't you fucking just capsize the boat last week, retired Nima Hugh, do you think that the goddess of luck is your own grandmother who patronizes your business so much, you can't die once and want to play again?"

"Your own mother will not die if Lao Tzu is dead, heh, what's wrong with the capsizing boat, Lao Tzu has no one in a boatload of 9 people, you come to smack Lao Tzu's big toes, stupid beep, envy, right? Jealous, right? The eyeballs are angry for you! ”

“.....”

The queue has been lined up from the main gate of the small hall to the foot of Yanhui Mountain, so that there is no place for the wanderers to settle in this wandering wilderness.

One or two are short-tempered, who is used to whom?

However, looking at the woman who was more than two meters tall and exploded, blowing the cold wind mixed with ice crystals brought by the home tree, knitting sweaters and drinking colorful snake wine, these evolutionaries who are not afraid of the king and Lao Tzu can still clearly realize who is their own mother after all.

After arguing and arguing, the long dragon was strangely quiet, and just took a big bloodshot eyeball and slammed it at each other.

- Your horse is gone, what are you looking at?

- You're gone, hey, what's wrong with you?

- Your horse is gone, do you have the ability to beat Lao Tzu?

- Your horse is gone, you move Lao Tzu to try it with one finger!

As soon as the newcomer stepped into one foot, the hairs of the whole person stood on end.

It's weird!

What the hell?

What's going on?

What kind of evil skills are you practicing here one by one?

"Wow, what's wrong today, so many sea hunters!"

A large group of coolly dressed and glamorously dressed women, hugging candy bags and carrying tender bamboo shoots, appeared at the end of the line, and there must have been fifty or sixty of them.

"It's scary, murderous, what are they doing?"

"It's fishy... Fishy smell... Sea hunters, look, they're all tanned. ”

"What does Xiao Nizi know, this is called bronze, it was popular before the cataclysm, oops, this muscle, our family's waist is not as thick as someone's arm, I really want to pinch it."

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, three hundred and seventy days a year, the sea hunters who can't even see a single male creature except for goats and dolphins, where have they ever seen this battle, and when they land, more than half of them tense their faces and put them in cold storage, while struggling to puff up the muscles on their elbows - what a little girl with a heart to pinch it?

Am I letting her pinch it? Or pinch back?

Most of these fifty or sixty women's soldiers are the new daughters-in-law and little princesses of the big family, the older ones are forty or fifty, and the younger ones are sixteen or seventeen.

They come to the mountain every few weeks, and the ordering is basically a slip of the hand from the head of the menu to the end of the menu, and they can eat all over again, never asking the price, only repeating the machine-style chirping: "Roll out of the adult?" Why don't you come out to play? ”

In short, the per capita appearance level of the Women's Army is basically going to the White Russia before the cataclysm, and the sea hunters and bachelors who can see whether they have single eyelids or double eyelids can be seen by every old sow...

The women's army walked up the mountain, and the sea hunters in the back lined up stared at the very cheerful little buttocks twisted in front of them.

"Who can stand this..."

"It's worth it, it's worth it! This small restaurant in Yanhui Mountain has to come more! ”

"I just came for a meal, but I didn't expect to meet love."

"You fucking dream of the Spring and Autumn Festival, you don't look for sea hunters when you arrange a blind date, and your mother will be a widow when she enters the door...."

“.....”

As soon as I heard that it was a sea hunter who signed up for various blind date activities, the group of beautiful aunts in red and green couldn't wait to sweep them out with brooms and pimples.

In the words of a matchmaker surnamed Mo, the contribution of this group of sea hunters to Mingguang's fertility rate is not less than half of the white eighteen masters~

Yes, one white or half white is a common unit of measurement within the committee.

Angry, hum!

A group of sea hunters looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, tears of sadness sliding from the corners of their mouths.

This ass is so moist.

The blazing sight brushed down three ways, what is it to pick up clothes, Lao Tzu's sight can peel off the skin!

And women are often very sensitive, this group of women's army...

Well?

Is this what respect tastes like?!

The dead ghost in my family looked at me, but if there is one-tenth of the strength of digging out the heart, the old lady drinks a bucket of water at night and weighs at least three pounds the next morning!

Just ask you if you are moist?

Do you know what it means that a woman is made of water?

- So the women's army in front twisted more cheerfully!

As soon as I saw this group of women's army, Su Yourong, who was also from a big family, didn't cut the shredded potatoes, and the one called my sister and aunt was called a cheer, and her little hand waved Fang Xuan,

"Come on, four dogs! Four dogs! Xiaoqing, you die far away! Hairball? Niu Niu!! ”

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emmm...

This chapter has actually been written for a few days, and I'm really, I didn't even have the time to change it and send it up.

There is a feeling that people are about to die alone when they reach middle age.

Alas...

Another funeral for an immediate family member, the 9th elder to die in three years.

All the relatives and elders in the family have come back from other provinces and live in my house...

It's basically entertaining, accompaniment.

Sorry everyone.