34, the thief shouts to catch the thief, the king of routines
"Would you like another bite?"
Gong Jiu's face turned from cloudy to clear, and he suddenly showed a bright smile, and said obediently: "You brought it." ”
Hey?
Zhao Hao walked to the god-level egg fried rice and brought it to Gong Jiu: "I'll feed you?" ”
"Okay."
Gong Jiu opened his lips, and his tongue deliberately licked it, leaving a crystal silk thread, and his eyes were even more flattering.
The contrast from a dignified lady to a bewitching fox brought amazing temptation and made Zhao Hao distracted for a while. When I shook my head again, I saw that my vision was covered by a fist, and with a bang, a panda's eye was imprinted on my right eye. At the same time, the left eye is about to suffer the same fate.
But Zhao Hao, who had already come back to his senses, would not give her a chance, his head was sideways, he dodged, scooped up the egg fried rice with his right hand, and stuffed it into the mouth of Gong Jiu, who couldn't put his mouth in his mouth.
Come and don't be rude.
Under the spell of "Enemy shame me go take off her clothes", Gong Jiu, whose face was red, was hot all over, and the force sprayed from the air hole shattered the wedding dress again, revealing sultry hollow underwear and a slender figure like a peach ripe.
Grunt.
Zhao Hao couldn't help but swallow. But they didn't dare to go any further. Because Gong Jiu showed the posture of a fox again. The perception brought by the god of food reveals a strong crisis.
Although he didn't understand what Gong Jiu had left, Zhao Hao still understood the reason that was too much.
"Well, I've got to leave beforehand."
After speaking, Zhao Hao turned around and left.
Looking at Zhao Hao, who was leaving in a gray manner, Gong Jiu restrained his smile, gently pressed down the hand on the button, and with a click, Gong Jiu's whole person fell from the third floor to the compartment on the second floor. As for the kitchen on the third floor, it has been turned into a secret room.
"It's a man who knows how to advance and retreat."
Gong Jiu was almost naked, looking at Zhao Hao outside through the window, with an uncertain expression.
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Although he couldn't kiss Fang Ze, Zhao Hao didn't have any regrets, and there would be many opportunities in the future.
With panda eyes, he took out 2,000 yuan in cash from the ATM machine as an emergency, and usually paid with his mobile phone.
But before he could go far, he heard someone calling out to him.
"Dude, your money is gone." A young man kindly reminded.
Zhao Hao looked back, isn't it, with a yuan under his feet.
Could it be a scam trap for picking up money and splitting money?
Zhao Hao's mind quickly recalled the fraud routine, and was about to see the trick, but saw that the young man just smiled at him, and then passed by another young man.
Is it really the money I dropped?
Zhao Hao was a little suspicious.
After all, how to divide one yuan, five cents per person?
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Two young men meet in the alley.
"Is it done?" The young man asked.
"Don't look at who I am, I'm empty-handed." The older man boasted.
"Let's see how much money we have."
"It's a thick stack, I'll count, one, two, three...... A total of 20 sheets of 100 yuan, a total of 2000 yuan. ”
"Hey, the harvest is not small, and it can be regarded as revenge for Niu Er."
"The main thing is that guy is too stupid, he lost 2,000 yuan for one yuan, and he picked up sesame seeds and lost watermelon."
"If we don't have this retarded mind, how can we mix?"
Just as the two young men were thinking about whether to rub it together, the older man was tapped on the shoulder, and his hands trembled in fright, and he almost threw away the paper bag containing the money.
"Hey, we're very fateful, we meet again." Zhao Hao said with a smile.
"Damn, you don't make a sound when you walk, I'm scared to death." The older man said hatefully.
Although the two stole Zhao Hao's money, they were all old fritters, and there were many people, how could they be afraid of him and not show cowardice at all.
"Do you know where to get the wrong coin?" Zhao Hao asked mysteriously.
"What do you say?"
"It's a misprint." Zhao Hao took out the one yuan he picked up from his pocket, "This is what I just picked up...... This is the one yuan I just got from change, you see, the six words of the People's Bank of China have been inverted. ”
"I'll go, it's really upside down."
The young man pointed to the dollar, touched his partner's arm, winked his eyebrows, and made a coded signal.
Isn't that the dollar we threw at him? How is it a misprinted coin?
I don't know.
The older man rolled his eyes and asked Zhao Hao, "Is this thing worth money?" ”
"It's worth it."
Zhao Hao looked left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention, so he hurriedly pulled the two of them to the corner, and lowered his voice: "I checked on the Internet, and someone specializes in collecting this kind of wrong coin." A mistake like this can be sold for 8,000 yuan for one yuan. ”
Wow, it's worth so much?
The two looked at each other.
It's clearly our money.
Who picked up the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon?
The older man regretted not falling, and it was impossible to say that it was the money he dropped, so he had to have a little more heart and said, "I'll call and ask." ”
"Okay." Zhao Hao urged, "You ask quickly, if you can't ask, I'll go to the bank to verify." ”
"Don't worry." The young man took the opportunity to drag Zhao Hao and secretly gestured to his companion to hurry up.
The older man hurriedly answered Niu Er's phone and asked, "Brother, you are well-informed, let me ask you, how much is a wrong version of a yuan coin worth?" ”
"Oh, at least 10,000 yuan." Niu Er was puzzled, "What are you asking for?" I'll let you help me get revenge, are you done...... Hey, hey! ”
The older man stopped talking nonsense, and hung up the phone directly, so as not to have too many dreams at night, and said to Zhao Hao: "You said five thousand is five thousand, I just consulted the staff of the bank, this yuan wrong version of the coin is only worth 6,000." In this way, it is fate for you and me to meet, and this place is still far from the bank. Otherwise, I received your wrong coin for 5,000 yuan, how about it? ”
Zhao Hao was unwilling, so he put away the money and was about to leave.
The young man hurriedly stopped Zhao Hao.
The older man threatened: "Now the banks have a repressive attitude towards this kind of coin collection, not all banks exchange it, and some banks will confiscate it." ”
"Huh?"
Seeing that Zhao Hao was instigated, the older man said gently: "I have a safe channel, you have the wrong version of the coin, so let's do it, I will collect 5500, and you will not take the risk, how about it?" ”
Zhao Hao hesitated, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" Pay with one hand, deliver with the other. ”
"Damn, we can still be greedy for your money, take it!"
The two gathered all the money on their bodies, just 5,500, and handed it over to Zhao Hao.
didn't give Zhao Hao a chance to regret it, so he left with a wrong version of the coin.
Stupid!
What a fool!
It's so easy to be fooled, and you deserve to be deceived.
The two triumphantly ran to the nearest bank to exchange coins. But as soon as it was given to the teller officer, it was confiscated by the latter as counterfeit money.
"This is a wrong coin, how can it be a fake?"
"I'm sorry, it's fake."
Fake?
The two looked at each other, and the older man slapped his thigh.
"Uncle Cao, we were deceived by him!"
"Call the police?"
"Report your sister! A thief shouts to catch a thief? ”
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"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”
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"You want to lie to me, you two are still a little tender, I am the king of routines." Zhao Hao stood in front of the mall, shook the 5,500 yuan banknote in his hand, and looked solemn, "A gentleman loves money, takes it in a good way, and ill-gotten wealth ......"