35. Each of them is a talent in the pretending world
Shopping malls, major stores welcome Double 11 and have started marketing activities.
One of them, a 20-year-old girl dressed as a cute bunny maid, held a large sign that read: Whoever empties my shopping cart, I will marry!
Many people took photos there and posted them on Weibo, and some even took photos with her. Everyone knows it's just a marketing campaign, and it can't be taken seriously.
At this moment, I saw a man stepping out of the crowd, quite a kind of generosity and heroism.
I saw him stop in front of the little girl, take out the black and thick mobile phone from his pocket, open Alipay, scan the QR code, and paid 3,000 yuan to empty the shopping cart with a drop.
"Confucius said: A gentleman loves money, takes it in a proper way, and gives ill-gotten wealth to the most needy people."
Zhao Hao said.
Without giving the little girl a chance to react, Zhao Hao confessed affectionately: "Girl, although I didn't wear a golden armor and holy clothes, I came to marry you with colorful auspicious clouds." But I emptied your cart and am a hero. Don't hesitate to marry me. ”
was excited by Zhao Hao's romantic lines, and her heart was like a deer colliding, the little girl was just a part-time college student, and she was not deeply involved in the world, where did she experience this kind of confession. It's completely different from the confessions of those little fresh meat in school!
"But, but, ......" The little girl panicked for a long time, but she didn't say that this was just the second half of a marketing campaign.
saw Zhao Hao say in a soft voice: "Once, there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it." There is nothing more painful in the world than this. If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say to that girl, next time the cart is full, I will continue to help you empty it. If I had to add a deadline to this love, I hope it would be Double 11 in 10 days! ”
Zhao Hao at this moment is completely possessed by the Supreme Treasure.
So, herein comes the benefit of the same actor playing different roles.
Although Zhao Hao's identity is the God of Food, he looks exactly the same as the Supreme Treasure.
Where can the little girl stand two classic love confessions in a row, even if she is a veteran of the love scene, she will lose her mind in such a romantic atmosphere. Coupled with the coaxing of the surrounding crowd, the little girl's cheeks were flushed, she reached into the inner lining of the maid's suit, took out her black and straight mobile phone, and said shyly: "That wasn't my shopping cart just now, this is." ”
Zhao Hao took a look at the probe, oh, a shopping cart of 1 million!
What is the consumption outlook of college students now?
"I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person."
Nima, you are the king of routines.
"Don't go, my sweetheart."
The little girl chased after her.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also crazy.
"The anchor's routine is really 6, and the little girl's routine is even more 6, 2333333."
"Confucius said, "I haven't said this."
"I originally thought that the anchor could support college students for 3,000 yuan, but I didn't expect the current price to be so expensive, 1 million, it seems that I will be single for the rest of my life."
"You can bend and become a."
"Although the anchor was tricked, I still want to say, anchor, you are really condescending if you are not a saint, those two confessions are really handsome."
"I don't need you to empty your shopping cart, I'm willing to be taken care of by you! PS: I'm a man. ”
", get out!"
……
Zhao Hao hadn't walked a few steps before he was stopped by a little girl selling flowers.
"Uncle, uncle, buy a flower for my sister."
Zhao Hao had a black line, squatted down and said, "Call my brother!" ”
The little girl nodded ignorantly, and changed her words: "Uncle, uncle, buy a flower for this brother." ”
Brother?
The little girl who chased after her was so angry that she almost untied her clothes, telling the little girl that she was not a women's clothing boss, but a cute and charming young lady.
It's a pity that Zhao Hao didn't give her a chance to perform, took out the black and thick wallet, and took out 100 yuan: "Little sister, you are so talented, don't sell flowers, learn to cook from your uncle." ”
The little sister took the 100 yuan, threw the flowers to Zhao Hao, ran to the security guard vigilantly, pulled her pants and said with a righteous face: "Uncle policeman, this brother said that he wanted me to see his goldfish, woo woo ......"
The security guard immediately exploded.
Damn, in broad daylight, there are hooligans.
couldn't help but say, twitching the black long straight stick to catch Zhao Hao.
Where will Zhao Hao let him catch up, a few strides, came to the elevator, Dantian mentioned, Tiyun Zong, Da, moved back and forth between the two pillars, and went up to the second floor in the blink of an eye.
The security guard was dizzy.
I'll go, where is this hooligan, it's clearly a flower thief.
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretense, forcing the number to +5! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretense, forcing the number to +5! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretense, forcing the number to +5! ”
……
Zhao Hao, who returned to the Mercedes-Benz luxury car exhibition hall on the first floor, sighed, people's hearts are not ancient, people's hearts are not ancient.
Without waiting for him to sigh, a salesman greeted him: "Sir, do you want to buy a car?" Today's Mercedes-Benz discount is a big price cut. ”
Zhao Hao glanced at the new Mercedes-Benz, the appearance was cool, and the interior was even more high-end, and said with a hesitant face: "I'm struggling with whether to buy Mercedes-Benz or BMW." ”
The sales hurriedly said: "You are young and golden, and you must not have a girlfriend when you go to the mall alone." So, I highly recommend that you buy a Mercedes and make an appointment with that cannon artifact. In particular, there is no pocket block in the driving position, which is very suitable for the beauty sitting in the passenger seat to stretch out a pair of long legs on your lap and let you play. The specific wonders are understood by Mercedes-Benz owners. ”
Oh, there's even this kind of sassy design.
Zhao Hao sighed with emotion: "Sure enough, you poor people still know how to drive." ”
You poor people know how to drive.
The poor understand cars.
Beggar......
Ignoring the constipated sales, Zhao Hao held his hand for a while, pointed to the car, and said to the water friend: "Many people say that men don't need to work so hard, the salary doesn't need to be too high, just find a rich second-generation wife." I don't think so, I've always worked hard to make money, just so that I can buy something I like without hesitation, instead of relying on others. ”
"Boss, help me bring me the most expensive car in your shop!"
"Are you sure you want the most expensive one?"
"Buy two, and I'll draw all of them to give to water friends."
"Okay, fifty dollars in total."
"Thank you."
"No battery?"
"No need, goodbye."
……
"Paralyzed, I thought that the anchor finally wanted a local tyrant, but I didn't expect to shake his hand and point to the toy car in the toy store."
"Shocked to see that the anchor threw 50 yuan to buy a toy car!"
"I'm sorry I refused to participate in your draw."
"I'm sorry I refused to participate in your draw."
"I'm sorry I refused to participate in your draw."
……
Seeing that the audience did not cooperate, Zhao Hao was not happy, and said that the good business blows each other, where did your professionalism as an audience go?
Since you are unkind, do not blame me for being unjust!
"Actually, your girlfriend always doesn't reply to your messages, or she is very slow to reply, and she is always lukewarm to you, don't be in a hurry to quarrel first, and don't be suspicious and think that you are a spare tire or jack, you have to calm down and think about it first......"
Zhao Hao deliberately paused: "Do you have a girlfriend or not?" ”
……
"It's heart-piercing, Lao Tie."
"In terms of pretending, I only serve the anchors in this live broadcast room, and they are all talents in the pretending industry."
……
Carrying two toy cars, Zhao Hao donated them to the Love Poverty Alleviation Organization, and just as he was about to do good deeds without leaving his name, his mobile phone rang.
Pull out your phone and take a look, Gong Jiu? I can't answer this call, what if it's a thousand miles to kill my husband.
Hey? It seems that I don't have an illicit relationship with her, I'm afraid of an egg!
As soon as I connected the phone, I heard Gong Jiuhuo say urgently, "Where are you?" I'm here to pick you up, go to the TV station, urgent! ”