I was hurrying on my way home. My wife repeatedly told me to come home immediately after work because it was my son's birthday. So when I arrived, I threw down the work at hand and rushed home without saying a word, and halfway through, I suddenly remembered that my wife also told me to get the cake that was ordered. I turned a corner and walked to the cake shop, took the cake and walked to the door, and I heard the laughter of my son and wife in the house. When I opened the door, my son stretched out his arms and hugged me tightly, and when I turned my head, I saw my wife smiling at me with a plate of my favorite mapo tofu......

"Between the long blue water, the flowers are sweet, not in love with the sky, only envious of the mandarin duck fairy. The bucket turns and the world changes, and the love and righteousness of the Chu River are crossed, and the eyes are full of smoke. A burst of sad and earnest singing came into my ears, indescribably poignant, inexhaustible grievances. I couldn't help but roll over and lick the saliva from the corners of my mouth. Who is this? Is the house collapsed or is there a dead person in the house? It's here early in the morning humming and chirping. It's annoying!

"Husband, you're awake." As soon as the sound of the swallow warbler sounded in my ears, I twitched all over. Grandma's, you didn't drink too much last night and went to the wrong door and entered the wrong house, right?

"You--you--me-we--" I couldn't help but be shocked when I looked at a charming woman in ancient costume next to me. O God! O earth! We have been honestly guarding ourselves like jade for decades, and we have reached the age of knowing the destiny of heaven, how can we still do such things. This must be known by the jealous wife, and it will not be killed!

"Why--Doesn't my husband recognize me? I'm Acacia Flower! The beauty frowned lightly, and her eyes were full of tears, just like the reincarnation of Daiyu's soul and Eying.

"Sophora --" I patted my head and slowly recalled the name. A tingling pain came from the tip of the tongue, how much was at stake last night, even the tongue was bitten!

"Does Brother Aome still recognize me?" The man's voice stimulated me to get up and look for the window. The traitor is here, if you don't run, you can't do it! But why is this leg so bad! I almost slammed my head to the ground on a big horse, but fortunately I was able to hold on to the bedside table next to me.

"Ah--- I don't know if the immoral ghost actually tied my legs and put a golden fishtail sleeve on it.

"Shiro, why doesn't my husband recognize me?" The beautiful woman's words made me stop (no, it should be fishtail here). It's easy to say if it's not a traitor.

"Don't worry, fairy. Although this is the first time I've done this soul-inducing thing, I know the immortal method by heart, so I shouldn't go wrong. I'll check the information later to see what went wrong. I glared at the beautiful woman in front of me and a man with yellow hair. Soul lure? Immortal law? Also check the information? What is this? Out of nowhere, two neuropaths popped up and played fairy jumping with me here.

"You stand back for me, or I'll call the police and arrest you. I don't believe you guys try. "I reached for the bedside phone, huh? I looked at the strip of hard object in my hand and couldn't help but curse in my heart, "What kind of broken hotel is this, don't put the phone on the bedside and tickle it!" ”

"Calm and composed. Brother Aome, don't be afraid, we're not bad people. "The man stepped forward and tried to grab me by the shoulders. How can I let him succeed, the tickle in his hand is not vegetarian, and a guy makes him scream.

"Hmph---" The beautiful woman flicked her sleeves and walked out of the room.

"Fairy--fairy--" The man ran after the beauty. I finally had time to catch my breath.

I grinned and tugged at the sleeve on my leg, but it seemed to grow on me, and it hurt so much that I gasped in cold air. It can't be glued directly to my legs, right? These people are really not things, what the hell are they trying to do? Do you want me to play the role of a mermaid to cheat money? But why don't you find a woman to do this! With my looks, don't you have to pay for the disgusting dead? What a bunch of stupid guys!

"Brother Aome--" The yellow-haired man returned to the house.

"Get this thing out of here! Are you blind or colorblind, and don't you look for women to come to me for this? Find a tool to pry this thing off for me. I yelled at the yellow-haired man.

"Hehe, that thing can't be pried off." The yellow-haired man smiled wryly with embarrassment.

"What do you mean? Can't pry it off? Are you human? Is this called personnel? I'm such a good person, and I was made like this by you, which makes me go out to meet people in the future! "As soon as I heard Huang Mao's words, I really had a dead heart. These guys aren't going to transplant a fishtail to me just to make money, right? I fought with him! If you die, you have to pull a cushion.

"You're like that!" The yellow-haired monster shouted as he retreated.

"What does it look like this? Do you think I'm a three-year-old, or am I stupid! "I moved my tail and rubbed towards the door little by little, but I couldn't catch up with that guy, so I had to find someone to call the police!

"Husband, do you see that you are still the same you?" The beautiful woman held a mirror in the doorway.

"This--you--you are so inhuman, not only did you lose my legs, but you made my face look like a monster. You inhumane psychos! I cursed your ancestors for eighteen generations, and it didn't end well. I curse you to have children without PI eyes. I curse you to go to the eighteen layers of hell when you die... "A monster with blue hair and a blue face and a blue beard in the mirror, this is what I look like now." These guys are insane. How could I be so unlucky to come across such a bunch of crazy people? Why should I call the police? When you go out, you are either stoned to death as a monster, or you are caught and sent to the research institute to be disemboweled. I sat on the ground and cried.

"Father, father, you're finally back!" Someone suddenly rushed up and hugged me. I whimpered and saw that it was my daughter Xiaoli.

"O daughter! Xiao Li! Hurry up, you can help Dad call the police and arrest all these bastards. Look what they made of your dad! "When I saw my daughter like a savior, I tugged at my daughter's shirt incoherently, completely forgetting that she was not human.

"Father, are you like this?" My daughter asked me curiously.

"Why are you helping them talk? When did your dad become like this? Have you forgotten what your dad used to be? I came all the way to save you, but I didn't expect you to be in league with them! I pushed my daughter away. Thinking about how it happened, now that I'm like this, maybe my daughter is conspiring with these people to kill me. Think about it again, it's doubtful whether this daughter is really true. How could I be so stupid and believe the words of a bunch of liars!

"Daddy - it turns out that you are still the father of that world, and you still don't remember the past." The daughter's face was lost.

"What was once upon a time? I don't care about the past. If you still treat me as your dad, you're going to let these people get me back and make me what I was. Although your dad's appearance is a little ugly, it doesn't make you hate to make your dad a monster. "Seeing that my daughter didn't look like she was lying, I hurriedly pulled her back again.

"Mother--" The daughter looked at the beautiful woman in embarrassment.

"No! I won't agree with anything. "The beauty is so ruthless, she doesn't give her any room to maneuver.

"She's your mother? What nonsense are you talking about? Your mother is still at home, and you recognize another mother outside?" I glared at my daughter disapprovingly. How can parents be confused!

"Dad, have you forgotten that I'm not mortal at all?" My daughter's question stunned me. I shook my head vigorously. What's wrong with me? Why am I here? Am I not looking for my daughter? I followed a yellow-haired Daxian ...... in the hospital, Huangmao Daxian? I glanced up at the yellow-haired monster in front of me. The events of this moment flashed through my mind like a movie. As soon as I let go of my hand, I remembered what was going on.

"Where did you get my mortal body?" I glared at the beautiful woman viciously, and turned to ask the yellow-haired monster next to me.

"Ruined." The beauty replied.

"Sent away." The yellow-haired monster replied.

The beautiful woman glared at the yellow-haired monster angrily, as if she wanted to stare him to death to relieve the hatred in her heart. I chose to trust the yellow-haired monster because he treated me with respect from beginning to end.

"Where?" I looked the yellow-haired monster in the eye, trying to see if he was lying.

"Don't worry, I sent your mortal body to the hospital where we stayed." The yellow-haired monster probably wasn't lying, and his eyes didn't move.

"Is that body dead or alive?" That's what I want to know most. If we are still alive, we will have a chance to return to that body in the future, and if we are dead, then our life is over.

"Dead." The beauty answered first. The yellow-haired monster glanced at the beauty, lowered her head and said nothing.

"Okay, I got it." Judging by their expressions, I know we're not done yet. If you want to get back to that body, you might have to ask the yellow-haired monster for help, so don't embarrass him for the time being.

"Now that my husband knows that the mortal body is dead, has he dispelled the idea of going back?" The beautiful woman looked at me expectantly.

"No one is gone, and it's useless to go back." I replied in passing, thinking that I would have to let them down their guard first.

"Okay, can you tell me why you have to bring me to such a big cost?" I was so tired from standing, I turned around and lay back on the bed, with a big tail on my body, it was really inconvenient to move, and I still lay down comfortably.

"Hehe--Brother Aome, I said it before I came, did you forget?" The yellow-haired monster had a flattering smile on his face.

"Really?" I raised my eyebrows, glanced at the yellow-haired monster and turned to look at Xiao Li. My daughter is in front of me, what is the matter, who is it!

"Xiaoli's matter has been delayed until now thanks to Shiro's mediation. A few days ago, the golden red demon also asked people to spread the word that the Mid-Autumn Festival must marry Xiao Li into the door. "The beautiful woman leaned generously towards me. The corners of my mouth twitched, thinking that this didn't look like a serious fairy school, nine times out of ten it was a goblin. In this way, it seems that his previous life was not much better.

"Xiaoli, you are also older, and you are old enough to get married. Daddy respects you, what do you think?" In this day and age, the world pays attention to free love, and I don't believe that this heavenly realm is still the same as before.

"Father" Xiao Li's mouth opened and stopped, and secretly looked at the beautiful woman beside me.

"It's better to call Dad, or Dad." I smiled at my daughter, I was used to hearing my son call me "Dad", and then I heard my daughter call me "Dad", and I always felt a sense of alienation.

"My husband is not old at all, how can I call him Dad?" The beautiful woman's snorting tone made me feel uncomfortable. I couldn't help but move my ass to the side, but I didn't expect someone to reach out and touch my face.

"You put your hands down! I warn you for the last time, although we had some fate in our previous lives, I am still the memory of this life here. Got it? We don't have anything to do with each other now. Do you understand?" I pointed to my head and looked at the beautiful woman with a fierce voice. The beauty instantly lost her complexion, and the hatred flashed in her eyes, but she still gritted her teeth and endured getting up and flicking her sleeves and went out of the room.

"Brother Aome, isn't this okay?" The yellow-haired monster smirked.

"Huang Shilang, I remember the friendship between the two of us in our previous life for many years, and I don't care about you this time. But that doesn't mean I'll forget what you've done. You're so thankless, or do you tell me your purpose?" I've always wondered, what kind of role is this Huang Shilang playing from beginning to end?

"Look at what you said, I'm not looking at Xiaoli for pity. Hey, hey, hey. "The more Huang Shilang didn't say anything, the more I felt that he was suspicious. Looking at his attitude towards the beauty, it seems that there is a little fear in the respect, and the relationship between the two of them is really intriguing!

"Well, since you won't tell me the truth, I won't ask, but there's one thing you have to help me solve now." I cocked my tail upwards and spurred my tail with my mouth, "How do you turn this into a leg?" I guess this won't bother you, right?" Everything else can be pushed back, and the priority is to allow us to move freely. I can't even walk, and it's nonsense to say anything else.

"Brother Qingmu, don't you remember the previous Divine Skill Method?" Huang Shilang looked shocked and his jaw dropped.

"Nonsense. I remember to ask you?" I rubbed impatiently against the edge of the bed and wagged my tail.

"Well--this--although we are friends, we practice different spells. As for the spells you practice—I don't know! Huang Shilang's forehead oozed beads of sweat the size of beans. Could it be that he is more anxious than I am about my lack of spells? What a strangeness!

"Well, do you have any books on the Divine Skill Mind Law there? If so, lend me a look. Either you can teach me your mental method. I guess it's all about the same. "After listening to Huang Shilang's words, my heart was cold. What's the matter? No, now I can only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, whatever it does, as long as it can make me human.

"Hehe, that's not good. But -- I'll figure it out again. You wait for my news. Huang Shilang seemed to be in a hurry to go to the toilet, bowed his waist and turned around and ran out.

"Father, dad,..." The daughter waited for Huang Shilang to go out and seemed to want to say something to me, but when she met my eyes, she was a little hesitant.

"Call Daddy, your Daddy I want to hear you call it that. Now there is no one, if you have anything to say, you can say it, what scruples do you have about it! Before I could finish my sentence, my daughter's eyes turned red. She seemed to have some grievances in her heart. As her father, I couldn't help but stretch out my hands, and my daughter instinctively threw herself into my arms.

"Dad, I'm sorry. I didn't expect them to take you --。 I really missed you so much when I went to look for you. When Uncle Huang told me the news that you were in the world, you didn't know how happy I was......" The daughter sat on the edge of the bed and slowly talked about the past. I was also very emotional. It seems that this Huang Shilang really can't be underestimated! He first told his daughter about my affairs in the world, which aroused her desire to find me. Knowing that it was against the way of heaven, he also helped his daughter find the Soul Pill to lead her to reincarnation. His purpose in doing this was nothing more than to let my daughter into my life and arouse my memories of my past life, and later he encouraged my daughter to find Shiraishi to play such a lightning and thunder scene for the same purpose, but unfortunately it still didn't work, but it put me in the hospital. He had no choice but to personally go out and encourage me to flee in the hospital, and eventually lured my soul into the mermaid's body. I don't see what his intentions were. However, the truth will always come out. Now that I'm on his thief ship, I can only take one step at a time.

"No, you said that I gave up you twice, but there was a difference of more than ten years between these two times, could it be that he started preparing for this incident more than ten years ago? But that's a little too long, isn't it?" I looked at my daughter for some reason.

"Hehe, in fact, I only had one birth, and that was the last time. I listened to Uncle Huang about your first child. I think if I said it was me twice, it would be more contagious, and you would cherish me more. That's why I'm — I'm sorry, Dad, I lied to you. The daughter blushed and lowered her head in embarrassment.

I see. Looking at the daughter in front of me, I couldn't help but sigh, do all immortals have the talent to act? Daughter, do you know how guilty your father and I felt because of your sentence "twice"? Alas--- forget it, my own children can't afford to deal with her. However, the second child came to me, so what if the first child also came to me? Nearly 20 years have passed, but it's hard to say anything! Therefore, it is better to be a human being, and don't do anything out of line. As the saying goes, "don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door"!

"Do you know what's going on with your mother?" I always felt that something was wrong with the previous beauty, and I couldn't say anything wrong, but I felt that her play seemed to be a little too much.

"I don't know much about my mother. My mother never recovered until I went to you. It was only when I came back to see her that I realized that she was able to transform into a human body. It's just--"My daughter seemed to think of something, and she didn't know whether to say it to me or not."

"Just what? It doesn't hurt to say that. I don't know how many costume dramas have appeared in the word "it's okay to say it", but I didn't expect that we would use it one day, it's really a living traversal disease! In normal times, "if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go" is our mainstream, but in the current environment, it is better to be elegant.

"I feel like my mother is a different person. My mother in my memory is not like that. It may also be that I think too much, after hundreds of years, so Dad, you have to bear more care for your mother. There seemed to be something in her daughter's words. Could it be that the beauty is an impostor? I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Let's just say, even if a person with a temperament like ours is reincarnated a few times, it is impossible to change sex. Although that beauty looks okay, it's not our dish after all!

"Okay, I got it. How have you been doing lately?" It's been more than half a month since my daughter left last time. If it is really as Huang Shilang said, that Golden Red Demon always troubles his daughter when he has nothing to do, then his daughter will not be able to live in hiding in Tibet for half a month?

"I'm fine, it's just that the old department of our Yinyang Lake has to be relocated now." The daughter lowered her head and looked compassionate.

It turned out that since I fought with the Golden Dragon King, the Yin Yang Lake has dried up. A group of my old subordinates escaped in all directions. The few nearby waters were afraid of the Golden Dragon King's obscenity, and they did not dare to accept them. They had to go far away, and finally settled in an uninhabited swamp in the mountains of Nanhua. Recently, there has been a lot of development in the world, and it has been favored by many builders because of its beautiful scenery. In order to develop the economy, the local government did not hesitate to destroy the mountains and forests, and sold the land to a well-known domestic builder, who was going to fill in the land and build villas for sale. In a word, my brothers and sisters have nowhere to stay.

Alas--- what is this called! No, although my memory of my past life is still at the level of a child, no matter how I say it, my old group has fallen into the current embarrassment because of me. We have to take this matter to heart, we have to help if we can't help, and we have to find a way if we can't help!

"It's okay, you tell them not to worry for the time being, and when I get back to normal, I will help them find a comfortable nest." I patted my chest and assured my daughter that the image of the dream I had once appeared in my mind, "her father will help her carry something" This is the promise I made to my wife in my previous life. Now that my daughter is worried, how can we not come forward?

"Dad, you really haven't changed at all, it's exactly the same as in your previous life!" The daughter's eyes were full of tears and her face was full of joy. Naturally, I'm very happy to be a father! is worthy of being our daughter, ignoring her own safety, but thinking about others. I am so proud to have such a daughter!

"Did that Golden Red Demon embarrass you again?" I still have to ask about my daughter's affairs, don't end up patronizing to do other things, but my daughter suffers, then I have to regret dying.

"Actually, the Golden Red Demon is not so bad. It wasn't he who instigated the Golden Dragon King to find you to fight, it was the Golden Dragon King who his mother ran to find him when he was injured. The daughter's face suddenly turned red, coupled with her words, could it be said that the daughter got along with that thief-eyed boy?

"Daughter--Xiaoli, it's not that dad only pays attention to the appearance and not the heart, but that kid looks too good--" No, I have to persuade my daughter, that kid grows like that, and the next generation in the future can still see people!

"It's not what you think. He and I are just regular friends now. The daughter's face turned even redder. But the more she denied it, the more I thought it was so.

Dad laughed. Your dad isn't that domineering either. As long as you like it, your dad and I like it. That's all right. "Alas---, as the saying goes, "the child can't help the mother when he grows up", and we can't stop it as a father.

"Daddy! Not really! I'm not the Golden Red Demon I like! The daughter almost burst into tears for what she was depicting more and more black.

"Who's that?" It doesn't seem to be. Looking at it again, my daughter seems to really have someone she likes.

"You've seen it." My daughter lowered her head in shame and didn't dare to look at me.

"I've seen ?..., can't it be the white stone that I knocked down from the sky, right?" I thought about it and knew all the men I had seen, and there were only three of them. One is a son, and this one is definitely not. One is Huang Shilang, whose daughter calls him uncle, it shouldn't be like it (if it's him, see if I don't break his legs!) ）。 The rest of the stone was the white stone that only took one side of it, and I didn't know what it was.

"Master." As soon as I finished speaking, hey—people came in. Dare to love the family waiting outside the door waiting for my call!

I'm a good girl! This time, I finally saw it clearly. Alas--- no wonder I sighed. My daughter's vision is a little too unique. The man in front of him is too --。 Alas---, let's talk about the advantages first. Thick eyebrows, round eyes, high nose bridge, black hair, height - more than ten centimeters taller than my son, about two meters big, isn't it very handsome? Isn't it eye-catching? But --- it's too fat! The whole one meat mound. No wonder I didn't see it last time? This is a wall at a closer point, and this white dress at a distance looks like a miniature yurt at first glance.

"Daddy!" My daughter didn't seem to be very happy with my performance. It's no wonder that maybe my expression fully exposed my heart.

"Hehe, it's good, it's good, hehe." I laughed a little weakly.

"Dad, he's Shiraishi. You used to like him. "My daughter pushed the wall in front of me. A feeling of suffocation came over the face. Daughter! Your father used to love meat, but now your father loves vegetarianism, do you know?

"Master, you're finally back." The wall (Bah, this will be the one who will be my son-in-law, you can't call it that) - Shiraishi bowed to me. I'm a mother! What does it feel like to know the overwhelming situation? It's this feeling that makes you instantly feel like you're the tiniest speck of dust in the world.

"Hehe, don't call the master, call uncle, uncle. Come, sit, sit. I took a big breath and rubbed it to the side, letting go of a large piece of ground along the edge of the bed, and it was a little less visible, and rubbed again, this time it was enough for his big ass to sit.

"Dad, Shiraishi used to play with me a lot, don't you have any impression at all?" The daughter pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction.

"If you have an impression, how can you not have an impression, it's cute. Hahaha. "I also gave up in order to please my daughter, and pulled up Baishi's fat hand, which was fleshy and felt very good!

"Master, Baishi has been looking forward to you for hundreds of years, and finally looks forward to you back." Has this child been sold since he was a child, and he has a "master", which makes me want to shed tears.

"Shiraishi, I repeat, don't call master, you have to call uncle. Do you understand?" I put away the sadness and let him sit next to me. I finally had a respite from this sitting. Looks like my mermaid body isn't bad!

"Dad, Shiraishi has been with me since that disaster, and he was the one who rescued me from the fire. It's all because of me that he's what he is now. "My daughter was afraid that I would embarrass Baishi again, so I hurriedly said good things for Baishi. At first glance, this young man is a sincere person, and he still has an appetite for me. Even if there was a little bit of dislike at the beginning, it has long since disappeared.

"Master, after the last disaster, I picked up some of your old things in the burned down old hall, I wonder if it will be useful to you?" Why is this kid just screwed like this! It's so hard to change your mouth! That's it, I don't bother to correct him anymore, let him be.

"What is this?" I was holding a square piece of metal handed over by Shiraishi, and I couldn't tell the reason when I looked left and right. This brick-like thing is purple in color, slightly glowing with a layer of blue light, dead and heavy, say it's a box, there is not even a crack on it, it can't be the hidden weapon I used in my previous life, right? It's enough to smash people with this thing!

"Dad, why don't you even remember the Purple Gold Brick, the treasure of our Yinyang Lake?" My daughter was visibly disappointed in me again. It turned out that he was here to stimulate me again! It seems that my daughter and this Shiraishi really took great pains to remind me of the events of my previous life! One moment thunder, one moment to recognize the treasure. I'm sorry, daughter, your dad can't remember!

"What a brick! What's going on with this baby?" If you can't recognize it, you can't recognize it, since it's a baby, then it's always a little useful, right?

"The purple gold brick is made of ancient divine iron, it can balance the yin and yang qi of the world, which is of great benefit to those of us who practice immortal law, and it can also clear turbidity and remove filth, back then, our yin and yang lake can rely on it to be able to have clear water and grass all year round, and schools of fish and shrimp." My daughter gave me another vivid science lesson. To put it bluntly, this is a natural purifier. I touched the Soul Gathering Shuttle around my neck with one hand, and then looked at the purple gold brick in my other hand. We're so lucky! Although the gods are still in the early childhood stage, the fairy babies are made together.

"No, this treasure must be put away, and we will find a suitable place to live and use it when we find it." Otherwise, this treasure will still be kept by the two of you, and someone may look down on me if it is placed here, and it will be troublesome to lose it. "As soon as I thought that this treasure was related to the survival of my old department, I decided to let my daughter keep it. After all, it's a bit difficult for us to even protect ourselves now.

"How can the master say that? This treasure has always been inseparable from its master, but it was only the last misfortune that separated you. Now that the master has returned, how can I keep it? "Shiraishi, this kid is really getting more and more like me, and he really understands my mind. Baby, who doesn't want to carry it by himself, but putting a brick in his pocket every day is too suitable. Alas, it's really reluctant to let go, and it's hard to serve if you don't let go.

"Daddy forgot how to keep it?" When my daughter saw me, she hesitated and told me the truth. Or my daughter understands me!

"Hehe, I won't hide it from you two, I really forgot." I touched my head in embarrassment.

"The master blows on it? This was the case with the owners before. Shiraishi's eyes were full of anticipation, and the enthusiasm made me a little unbearable. Child, this look will have to be closed in the future, which makes outsiders see it and think that we have some improper relationship.

"Whew--huh--" I puffed out my mouth and blew hard at the purple gold brick. Why does it feel so wrong? Why is this still leaking? I stretched out a finger and touched it in my mouth, ouch--- why don't you have a big tooth? Eating will be a problem in the future.

"Puff puff" I was thinking about which dentist to find to fill my teeth? I didn't pay attention to the purple gold brick in my hand that rang three times in a row like a living thing, and suddenly rushed into my mouth. My mother, this is worth it! I don't think there are a few teeth left in my mouth. I closed my eyes and waited for the pain to strike.

"Huh--" Nothing. The tongue was added, and the gap just now was actually filled. It turns out that this purple gold brick is a tooth I lost! But just now, it was so big, but now it has become the size of a tooth, and it is firmly embedded in the gap. The treasure of Zhenhu is really extraordinary! Isn't there a treasure everywhere on our mermaid? Aren't the sharks in fantasy able to shed tears? Maybe we can do it, it's okay to cry a few more times and get a few more night pearls to sell, it's exciting to think about!

"Ahem, master try this again." Baishi seemed to be magically holding another thing in his hand, not long, not short, black, one end slightly flattened, the other end was spherical, like a stir-fry spatula. This wouldn't be a toy I used to play with sand when I was a kid, would it? These two children really tried their best to make me remember it for a long time, but unfortunately, it didn't work!

"This is the weapon you used before, the Usha, which itself is a Naber in the depths of the Ink Sea, extremely hard, and then burned by the Rakshasa fire for thousands of years. This is what my mother got by accident when she passed through Mohai, and then gave it to her father as a love thing,...... "The daughter suddenly stopped halfway through the popularization of science. When I saw her sorrowful face, I knew she must have remembered the past. Although her mother (I don't know if it's true or not) has been returned, on the surface we are reunited, but in the current situation, it looks like a family of three who are divorced in the world, and it is the children who suffer!

"Alright, alright. Baishi, don't you throw it out one by one, pour it all out, maybe you can remind me of something with a bang?" I tapped my daughter twice on the head. This kid is going to be rectified one by one, when will it be done?

"It's gone." Hey--- as soon as my appetite is lifted, you're gone, and the greater the hope, the more disappointed.

"Dad, don't you want to try this Usha?" The daughter still doesn't seem to give up.

"Are you sure this thing is a weapon?" This baby doesn't look like a capable guy, it can't be that her mother is too lazy to cook or doesn't know how to cook at all, and she uses this thing to test her father, right? I wondered if I should find a pot to show my cooking skills to the two children.

"This weapon is ranked 385th on the list of immortal weapons." Shiraishi almost choked me to death with one word! Kid, can we not say it when we are so low in the ranking! Even in front of your own family, your future father-in-law is also a person who wants face!

"Yes, Dad, you don't know how difficult it is to be on the immortal weapon ranking now!" My daughter's smug look makes me really sad. It seems that the children who haven't passed the top few in the exam don't know what it means to be a foil. If the list is full of good things, how can people remember the top three!

"Okay, then your dad will try." Isn't it just a two-pinch shot, what's so difficult about that? I want to participate in the sports meeting that year, and we have won the rope skipping championship!

I grabbed the Usha, but fortunately, it was not too light and not too heavy, and it seemed to be full of hands.

"Hum -----" The black brake in his hand suddenly let out a chirp, as if he had woken up and stretched his waist, seeing that the inch by inch became longer, a little bit bigger, a cold air spread out, and the house suddenly seemed to be in early winter.

"Good boy, what a baby!" Although it is a little cold in the hands, fortunately, the skin is rough and thick, and there is no discomfort. But as soon as it got bigger, the space seemed a little cramped when I sat on the edge of the bed, and I didn't even think about the soles of my feet and rushed forward.

"Ahh

The Wusha in the hand of the "forehead ---" consciously reversed, supporting the ground with one end and my neck with the other. I was like a fish waiting to be grilled to form a perfect right triangle with the Usha. This angle is too accurate!

"Hehe, hehe, it's okay, it's okay." In the face of the pair of juniors who stared at me with big eyes, I laughed dryly, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart--- It's really a good baby, the savior at the critical moment, I will give you a first-class merit!"

"Ouch--, what's going on? All of them have such ugly faces. The beautiful woman appeared at the door, twisting the A4 waist like a water snake, and the whole thing was a reverse textbook. I quickly hid the wusha in my hand behind my back. Usha seemed to sense my intentions, and suddenly changed back to his original state.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little hungry, these two kids want to eat what I cooked. Hehe. "I held the wusha in a stir-fry posture, and my palms trembled.

"I thought that my husband was also hungry, and I came to invite my husband to dinner. It just so happens that Xiaoli and Shiraishi are also there, so let's go together. The beauty posed as a good wife and mother, but the smile in the corner of her eyes was too charming. I couldn't help but make a bad comment in my heart--- my eyes were not solemn enough and unqualified!

"Then Fairy Lao will lead the way." To tell you the truth, I was hungry, and I didn't care about any etiquette, and I was about to stuff the wusha into my wide sleeve and hide it, but who knew that the thing was wrapped around my waist. It turned out to be a belt! It's great, it's so much more convenient. I picked up my daughter with one hand, and rubbed the white stone out of the house with the other. The beautiful woman hesitated for a moment, and with some reluctance walked up to us to show us the way.

When I went out, I realized that the place I had been staying in these days was actually in a pit, surrounded by large and small undulating dirt buns. There are a few withered yellow reeds stuck in each bun. I thought about how embarrassing it was for Beauty and Huang Shilang to kidnap me to such a place where birds don't. Is this like a place for people? Is this fleeing famine? Or are you dodging an air raid? But when I go up to the pit, I'll look at it, grandma's, it turns out that this is our former base camp! The buildings in Daqing Town are clearly visible in the distance, and the red flag on the playground of our village primary school is fluttering in the wind. Hey – this feeling of being back in the world is really chic! When I looked back, I saw that I had just come out of a hole. It seems that the essence and that essence written in this "Liao Zhai" are really like that.

"Dad, this is our former home." The daughter's tone was full of sentimentality. Yes, it's the same for everyone! Looking at his old dilapidated home, thinking about the displaced old ministry, his good mood suddenly decreased a little, and then he didn't know what it would become in the future, and he couldn't help but feel sad and full of sorrow.

I finally turned over a dirt bag with the support of my daughter and Shiraishi, and watched the beautiful woman get into another hole, complaining and about to have a seizure, and inadvertently glanced into the cave. Although the entrance to the cave is not large, the cave is spacious enough, with more than a dozen round tables like the lobby of a luxury hotel, and it is well lit to be seen clearly from the outside of the cave. I wonder what kind of energy source they use to light this underground? I didn't pay attention to the place I stayed before, and I thought it was in an ordinary hotel, but I didn't think there was anything special about the situation at the time, and now it seems that this place is really unusual!

"This is where we used to meet. We used to live at the bottom of the Yinyang Lake, and the lighting relied on these candles that my father brought from the West Sea. After entering the cave, my daughter pointed to the objects on the top of the cave, like the fluorescent tubes that people used to use in the past, and continued to educate me about science. The light emitted by these glows is soft and warm, and the brightness is also very high, but as far as I know, such natural substances are generally very radiant, and I wonder how this shell can withstand now. Except for me, all of them belong to the immortals who have the Tao in their bodies, and this is not a matter at all for them, but for me it is a big deal, don't let us become immortals and cause a tumor, it will really outweigh the losses.

"Dad, don't worry, although you haven't remembered the immortal method yet, your divine power has recovered a lot, and Yingqi will not harm you." My daughter is like my brain cell, she can immediately guess what her father thinks, it's not easy!