My daughter and I in my last life Chapter 9 The reunion of the old people has different thoughts
Follow the beauty to the door of a room in the cave--- which is equivalent to the private room of the current sprinkle shop, the layout inside is elegant and refined, and the faint locust flowers on the wall put together a huge picture of the lake. I don't have to guess that I know this is the Yinyang Lake. What is different from imagination is that the shape of the whole lake does not match the yin and yang diagram at all, but is more like a crooked duck pear. Why it's called Yinyang Lake is still a mystery to me.
"Huh--- I was waiting for my daughter to continue to popularize science for me, but there was no movement in my ears for a long time, and I turned my head to look, hey, I saw my daughter and Baishi were standing at the entrance of the cave arguing about something? It can't be that this kid Shiraishi sees that his daughter always follows me and ignores him to make trouble, right?
"What's the matter with you two?" I struggled to turn around and rub back into the hole. Such a fat guy dares to quarrel with my flowery daughter, what a bear heart leopard gall!
"Nothing?" When my daughter saw me asking, she immediately changed her smile. At first glance, he is a sensible child.
"Master, there is bad news from Nanhua Mountain. Mortals have begun to work over there, and our people can't hold on any longer. Ignoring his daughter's pull, Shiraishi threw his hand at me and spoke the truth. Don't really say it, this kid just has an appetite for me, and he doesn't avoid problems when he encounters them, unlike my mortal colleagues who pass the buck and drag each other, they are responsible, they are responsible, and they are good materials!
"We're pretty little earth immortals, why are we still afraid of mortals?" I don't understand. No matter how I say it, my old department is all little immortals with a little mana, and it's just a matter of saying that they can't fight the landlords and bullies of the fairy world like the Golden Dragon King, why are they still forced by mortals to the point of no way out?
"The master may have forgotten that there are rules in the Heavenly Realm, and without the permission of the Heavenly Emperor, all immortals are not allowed to use the Immortal Law on mortals, and if it is violated, the Heavenly Realm will send heavenly soldiers to exterminate it. So in the face of mortals, we can only relate to them in a mortal way. "So there's such a thing! No wonder the world is now prosperous and peaceful. What's the matter?
"You don't need to use immortal magic to use some divine power, right?" I looked at my daughter and Shiraishi expectantly. That's all we have!
"Uh---- this -- it's not specifically stated in the rules." Shiraishi looked at me with a confused expression, and then at his daughter. My daughter also didn't know why, so she could only wait for my next step.
"Okay, it's good that there is no special explanation." In order to work in the world, we have done a lot of things to exploit the loopholes of laws and regulations, but I didn't expect that now we have to drill into the loopholes of the rules and regulations when we encounter problems. I can't help but laugh and cry just thinking about it. No wonder there is a saying that "if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." That's the value of experience!
"You let them ......," I whispered in Shiraishi's ear. My daughter pouted a little unhappily when she saw me still hiding from her.
"Uh--- is that okay? Nothing will happen, right? It's a problem to get a human life. Shiraishi listened to my words, and the expression on his face can be described as colorful.
"Silly boy, you're not going to let them move at night. Mortals always have to sleep at night. "I slapped Shiraishi's braincase. This kid is so sincere, it seems that being bullied is inevitable. I couldn't help but glance at my daughter.
"Okay, then the subordinates will go and tell them what to do, and let them know that this is what the master means." Hey - who just said this kid was stupid? This means of shirking responsibility is first-class!
"Remember, let them do this secretly, don't make a public announcement, it's best to only send two or three powerful people to do it, and it's better for the others not to even let them know the news." While telling Shiraishi, I didn't forget to remind him with my eyes that even my daughter had to hide this matter. After all, the heavenly realm is different from the human world, and there is a reason to talk about in the human world, but this heavenly realm is the emperor of heaven, who knows if there will be any big baskets?
"Okay, my subordinates remember." Shiraishi disappeared in a flash. Alas, when will we be able to do this!
"Why is Dad hiding it from me?" My daughter pulled my sleeve unwillingly.
"It's a man's business, and women better get involved." I originally wanted to say this to my daughter, but when I thought that my daughter had been dealing with all kinds of things alone for hundreds of years, and her ability was no worse than that of any man, I hurriedly changed my words, "Such a trivial matter, if my daughter is forced to go out again, hehe, then my son-in-law looks like he will have to change people." ”
"Daddy--" The daughter's face flushed with a layer of redness, and she put her face directly on my shoulder, looking very coquettish like her son. When I think of my son, my mood immediately turns 180 degrees, and I don't know what happened to my annoying wife and sad son now? I can't even think about it!
"Dad, don't worry, I've checked your mortal body and cast some immortal magic on him, he looks no different from ordinary people now, just a little melancholy." My daughter's words really made me feel emotional. This kind of ability to deal with things is really not covered! If my son had half of his sister's thinking, I don't know how much worry I could have saved. However, I really have to put a question mark over whether my daughter's spell is reliable. The so-called "melancholy" can't be the sequelae of her spells, right? Just because of this problem, my wife and son must not be broken. Maybe when I go back, my wife will really become an old woman, and my son's grades will become the bottom, so what's the matter?
"Dad, don't worry, this spell was actually cast by Shiraishi. He's a lot better than me. The daughter lowered her head in embarrassment. I know she remembered the last time she cast a spell at home. Shiraishi's spell? Although this white stone man is good, it is difficult to say about his mana. Last time, he was slapped from the sky by me, who was still a mortal. Alas—believe them for once.
"Didn't Bai Shi just say that you can't cast immortal spells on mortals? What should he do if he uses it so indiscriminately?" I just finished worrying about my wife and son, and now I am worried about my daughter and future son-in-law. It seems that this father has an unfinished heart!
"It's okay, our quiet little trick hasn't been incorporated into the eyes of the gods above." When my daughter said this, I thought about it too. Listening to Huang Shilang say that the current Emperor of Heaven is busy dealing with all kinds of riots, and he must not be able to take care of the affairs of a small family like ours.
"Husband, please come inside." The beauty may not have seen us enter the house for a long time, and she came out in a hurry to look for it.
"Why don't you just have a meal, as for being in such a hurry?" I rolled my eyes in dissatisfaction. Ever since my daughter voiced her doubts, I had been sure that this beauty must be an impostor, so I didn't bother to perfunctory her.
"Isn't my husband hungry, the food has already been served, and I'm worried that it will be cold later." The beauty forced her displeasure to squeeze out a smile.
"Alright, lead the way." When the beautiful woman said this, the worm in my mouth began to move, and my stomach growled.
"Brother Qingmu, you're too uninteresting, and you don't call me for dinner." My butt was not yet hot, and as soon as I picked up the chopsticks in my hand, Huang Shilang followed in like a fart. I raised my eyes and took a look, yo--this Huang Shilang is thick-skinned enough, so he can come by himself, and there are three of them in the back.
"Are you here for dinner, or are you here for robbery? Why don't you bring your whole litter of children and grandchildren, so that they can line up to recognize my great-ancestor. As I spoke, I picked up the large bowl in front of me and quickly pulled all the dishes into the bowl. Just these dishes on the table, my daughter and I make do with the food, this time there are four, more monks and less porridge, or the first to start is strong! I filled my own bowl and picked up my daughter's bowl and continued. The daughter had never seen her father's face like this, and when she saw someone coming, she hurriedly stood up, but when she saw his father's actions again, she suddenly froze there.
"Xiaoli, sit down, eat quickly, ignore them first." I beckoned to my daughter and picked up the bowl and ate wildly. The few people who came in sat or stood or looked at each other. Since I was lured and saw that my daughter was safe and sound, I wondered that Huang Shilang and they must have another purpose. Since it's not yet time to pick out, let them see the shamelessness of the master, and let them know that the master's advantage is not so easy to take advantage of, and then they will have to pay it back.
"Brother Qingmu, Brother Qingmu--" Huang Shilang shouted twice, and when he saw that I didn't pay attention to him, he was in a hurry, and he came up and grabbed the job in my hand.
"Phew, bah, bah." I took a few puffs into my bowl. Let you grab it, give it to you, eat it. The few people in front of me had never seen me in such a shameless formation, and they all flashed in an instant. Only Huang Shilang and I were left pulling the bowl, plus I didn't know how to be a good daughter.
"You-you-you--me-I--" Huang Shilang was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"What you, you, me, and me, wait until I'm done eating, uh--" Even I was disgusted. I can't eat this rice, but fortunately I just filled in a lot.
"Brother Qingmu, can you be reasonable?" Huang Shilang blushed and had a thick neck, and finally said a complete sentence with a hard hold.
"Is it that I'm being unreasonable, or are you too shameless? What do you mean when someone else is eating? Can immortals not be polite and honest? "I found that since I changed my body, my personality has become more and more open, I used to be able to endure humiliation and burden when I went to work, and I saw the leader low, but now I have no one in my eyes. The reason is nothing more than facing the gods and ghosts who are several grades higher than ourselves, we are completely at a disadvantage, and we can't go out if we don't let it out! As the saying goes, "those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes"!
"You--hum---" Huang Shilang was clumsy for a while, and began to give full play to his acting talents, flicking his sleeves like a cloud, and turned around and walked out of the room in a huff.
"Dad, aren't you doing this?" Huang Shilang may be good to his daughter on weekdays, so my daughter is a little reluctant to see me take Huang Shilang away.
"It's okay, your dad has a bottom in his heart, don't pay attention to them, let's continue to eat." I threw away the bowl in front of me and pulled all the dishes on the table in front of me. The daughter turned her head to look out the door, her eyes full of worry.
"Your dad said it's okay, it's okay, if there's something to do, your dad will carry it, don't be afraid." I patted my daughter on the shoulder to let her relax, picked up her chopsticks and resumed eating unhurriedly. That group of people won't go far, how could they leave without saying anything? Just let them wait.
I ate and drank to my heart's content, and then lay down in my chair for a while before finding a toothpick and twisting my body around the house. This is still up to my daughter, if it weren't for my daughter's anxious look, I would have to lie down on the chair for a while.
"Brother Aome has eaten and drunk, right? Come here, please, please. As I expected, Huang Shilang stood at the door of the room as if he was afraid that I would run away, and when he saw me coming out, he immediately pulled my sleeve and dragged me to a room next to me.
"Don't worry, let me ask you, where did those three come from? What did they do with you to see me?" When it is time to swing the score, you still have to swing the score. Besides, we also have to understand the problems we will face, and we can't fight unprepared battles!
"It's not for Xiaoli's business, you just come with me. You've heard of all three of them, one is the Golden Red Demon, and the other two are your brother-in-law and his wife. Huang Shilang seemed to have been greatly wronged, and his big eyes flashed, "I was about to break my leg for your daughter's sake, and you still treated me like this, your conscience was eaten by dogs." I winked in response to him, "You deserve it, who told you not to tell me your purpose, cut-".
"I've seen my uncle." As soon as I entered the door, the crooked-looking golden red demon stepped forward to salute me. The other man who was sitting was supposed to be my brother-in-law from my previous life, and he tried to stand up, but he was pressed into the chair by the person next to him, who looked like a tigress.
"Is the injury from hundreds of years ago a little better?" I secretly used my divine power to pat the Golden Red Demon a few times with the posture of turning into a bone and a palm. Who let you not pee on yourself guy always thinking about my beautiful daughter!
"Thank you uncle for your concern, it's much better." Hey, my skills have increased a lot, but I'm okay? Looks like a fierce rival!
"Husband, come and see my brother and sister-in-law." The beauty began to greet me again. I really want to say don't take a bite of "husband" anymore, it makes me feel uncomfortable listening to it, and makes me miss the years when my mortal wife called me "husband" even more!
"I'm sorry, I still don't remember the two of you. However, I am really grateful to hear Brother Shiro say that the little girl has to take care of the two of them! I heard that the two of them also found a good son-in-law for the little girl, and I thought that this person must be a suave talent, so the younger brother specially left everything to thank the two. "I smiled and my eyes were blue, and it looked like it was working really well. The faces of the two in front of him turned red and white in an instant, especially the man began to tremble.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how dare we call the shots about Xiaoli, it's just that your husband and wife are not here, and we can't help it!" The tigress's acting skills seem to be half a pound and eight taels with beauties, and a clear-eyed person is duplicitous at first glance.
"Huh, huh? But I really want to meet the wishful husband you two found for Xiaoli. I asked knowingly.
"No, there is no wishful husband--- cough cough." The golden red demon next to him was afraid of confessing him, so he roared and slammed in. But what's the matter with his face? Purple and black. I saw his face just now! Could it be that he is carrying the shadow on his bare face?
"Nephew, are you alright?" Huang Shilang also saw that the condition of the Golden Red Demon seemed to be wrong, and hurriedly came up to condole. That eagerness is not to mention how disgusting. It's really a drama spirit!
"It's nothing, ahem, ahem." Could it be that my bone-transforming palm is working? If that's the case, we can drag it in front of people in the future. Although the immortal law has been completely forgotten, but with this foundation, those are not all things that can be caught.
"That's not right! Why is your complexion so ugly? Let's go back and let your uncle see it. The tigress did not forget to glance at me as she said this. The meaning is very clear, you can't afford to provoke your uncle, so let's stay where it's cool!
"When I was leaving, my mother let me eat a purple golden shellfish, saying that it could beautify my face and moisturize my skin, maybe I ate too much." What's the situation? It also beautifies and moisturizes the skin! Let us be happy in vain. What new heights can he achieve with his mouse face! Alas, it seems that all parents in this world are the same, even if they look disgusting, as long as they are their own children, they are all beautiful and moving. I couldn't help but look back at my girl again, no, my girl is beautiful, that's really beautiful!
"Ouch--Zijinbei! That's the treasure of the heavenly realm! A little fairy like us can't dream of it! As if she was afraid that others would ignore her, the tigress sighed several times in a frustrated manner. I can only despise and despise in my heart - it is better to be a god than to be a pet in the world, at least the owner will help it smooth its hair.
The aunt laughed. If my aunt doesn't dislike it, I still have one at home. Later, I will send it to my aunt myself. "Is the Golden Red Demon showing off his wealth? Grandma's, rich people are different, rich and rich. At this point, we really can't compare with others.
"Xiaoli, how many children does your uncle have?" I secretly gave my daughter a look.
"Well--- three, cousin, cousin, cousin." My daughter couldn't figure out my purpose, so she could only tell me the truth.
"Looks like your cousin is not far from getting married!" I deliberately said this in an envious tone.
"Why not my cousin, but my cousin?" My daughter didn't know if she was dizzy by me or deliberately pretending to be stupid.
"What--your cousin isn't married yet! Ouch, it looks like two women are going to serve a husband! Congratulations, congratulations, it seems that my brother and sister-in-law will become my grandparents one step ahead of me. "Since you're so compatible, let's just make you a family. I couldn't help but feel a rush of joy in my heart.
"You--you---" The tigress's face turned red at once, and if she hadn't been afraid of me, she might have come and fight me in the morning.
"What, sister-in-law doesn't want to? People are taking a celestial treasure that you can't dream of as a dowry, and it doesn't seem reasonable for you to give someone a daughter, right?" I continue to add fuel to the fire.
"Hmph--" The tigress pulled her face and turned around and dragged her behind her, my former wife and brother.
"I'm sorry, two uncles, I'm not feeling well, and I'm leaving." The golden red demon bowed to me and Huang Shilang with a broken face.
"You, you, you, you're a blue-eyed monster, a good thing was messed up by you like this." Huang Shilang saw that everyone was gone, and pointed at my nose and trembled with anger.
"What's the good thing? Let me marry my daughter to that kind of deflated three? Go for his spring and autumn dreams. "I thought to myself, I haven't even settled accounts with you, but you're going to rush in.
"Do you know what I'm looking for them for? That golden red demon is the second disciple of Guangyao Shenjun, maybe he can prepare the antidote to Mengpo Soup. I came to the Golden Red Demon just to get him to ask for help. It's good now, you've messed it all up. Huang Shilang sat down on the chair like a frosted eggplant.
"What do I want the antidote to Mengpo soup? Who said I wanted to remember my past life? Besides, asking him for help, what is the difference between kneeling to the enemy? You can figure it out. "What's going on with this Huang Shilang? Don't understand such a simple truth?
"You think I'm willing to beg him? Your soul has been attracted, but the immortal law has been completely forgotten, and I'm not worried about you. Huang Shilang was aggrieved as if he was about to shed tears. I said in my heart that you should act, or for me? Who knows who you're working so hard for?
"What's wrong with the immortal law? My daughter just needs to be well, that's what I'm here for. If the Golden Red Demon and the Golden Dragon King have to embarrass us, it's a big deal to fight for their lives. This time, I also figured it out and pulled my daughter together, so that she would not be alone in this unreasonable place. The words made my blood boil, and the hand holding my daughter trembled slightly.
"Daddy--" I don't have to look at it to know that my daughter is so moved that she cried. Oh, yes! I've abandoned her once in my life, and we can't do this kind of thing again.
"You--a-a-" Huang Shilang seemed completely out of line.