The air of Nanhua Mountain is fresh, the scenery is pleasant, and the country has vigorously developed infrastructure construction in recent years, so the transportation is also very convenient. The vision of these real estate developers is really vicious!

"Look, the place around there is a bunch of people that's where we wreak havoc." A child is a child. "Sabotage" is a derogatory term, kid! Can only be used on enemies. We call this "legitimate defense" and "defending the homeland", you know?

"Let's go, we'll see." I took out the momentum of being the boss and took the lead.

"Mr. Sun, you can relax. With my Huang Shilang here, all the demons and monsters will make it go up in smoke. "Ouch--- acquaintance! I'm looking for you, grandson!

"Yes, that's right. Our Wong Tai Sin is out of the horse, a top two. Just relax. "Hey--this cheap bird is too. Just one pot end!

"Look, look, that bird talks so slippery. O Divine Bird! It seems that this Wong Tai Sin really has some ability. A group of people chirped around and gathered in a circle to watch the excitement.

"Why did Uncle Huang come here to do this?" The daughter didn't know Huang Shilang, so naturally she was a little fussed.

"Baishi, Xiaoli, let our people leave first." I haven't seen Huang Shilang's true skills yet, so I don't dare to let those old subordinates take risks easily.

"No defense, no defense. Don't show your face yet. I'll be a yellow goblin for a while. As soon as the words were extinguished, the rock disappeared from me.

"What are they going to do?" The daughter carried a large bucket in her fingers with two big men.

"Hmph--it's an old routine, chicken blood and dog blood." Shiraishi pouted disdainfully.

"It's not that simple, Huang Shilang is not an ordinary person. But—" I whispered in Shiraishi's ear. Shiraishi turned away with some embarrassment.

"Xiaoli, you stay away." I didn't want my daughter to get involved in this kind of thing, and I was afraid that she would be angry, so I let her follow.

"Oops--" I saw the two big men who were carrying the bucket just now staggering and looking exhausted. "Bang--bang--" A bucket of viscous black and red liquid was spilled at everyone's feet.

"It's disgusting!" The crowd dispersed in a hurry and retreated far away.

"What's the matter with you two? I finally found a bucket of chicken and dog blood, and I was ruined by the two of you. Mr. Sun, who was as thin as a monkey, rushed up and slapped the big man in front of him. This guy reminds me of my wife's bosses, all surnamed Sun, a pair of bastards.

"It's okay, it's okay, it works." Huang Shilang pulled away from Mr. Sun, grabbed a large handful of yellow paper talismans from his arms and threw them into the blood on the ground, and said something in his mouth.

"Up--" Huang Shilang shouted. I saw those yellow paper symbols jumping up as if they were alive. Huang Shilang pointed to the place of the accident. The paper talisman flew towards its destination like a group of soldiers obeying orders, landing in the swamp where the accident occurred.

"Bang Bang Bang--" There was an explosion in the swamp, and in a short time a dead fish emerged.

"Good--worthy of a half-immortal." The onlookers applauded.

"Wow--wow--" The cheers did not stop, and strange screams rang out one after another. I saw that the dead fish that floated up flew up as if they were alive, and hit the onlookers with a "pop". Huang Shilang and that Mr. Sun were even beaten by the dead fish and fled with their heads in their hands. I knew it was a rock, and I was happy. This great immortal looks serious, and he will do this kind of unobtrusive thing.

"Mr. Sun, I'm sorry. I didn't expect the monsters here to be a little good, but I underestimated them. Huang Shilang pulled up his sleeve, took out a larger paper talisman from his bosom and threw it in the blood, and pointed his hand towards the swamp again. The paper note flew up with a "whoosh". It's just that what I didn't expect was that there was a strong wind on the flat ground. A gust of wind blew, and the paper note turned around and "snapped" and directly pasted on Mr. Sun's face.

"Ah---" Mr. Sun's bewitching screams spread in all directions.

"Forehead---" Huang Shilang looked at everything that happened dumbfounded, not understanding what was going on at all. I moved my mind and moved to Huang Shilang's side, kicking his ass.

"Poof--" A distinctly colored gas erupted from Huang Shilang's buttocks. Fortunately, I was prepared in advance, and I had already flashed the scope of the damage.

"Oops, oh, it stinks. cough cough cough ......" The crowd of onlookers scattered and fled.

"Hahaha......" Panshi hugged his stomach with an uncomfortable expression. Because Bai Shi and his daughter have some friendship with Huang Shilang, they want to laugh but feel unkind, so they hold back their faces like pressed sand melons and unicorn melons neatly split from the middle.

"Y--you wait for me, you liar!" Mr. Sun was supported by his subordinates and fled.

"Master, run away! It's King Aome's here! Uh--"That cheap bird thinks it's safe to fly high." I didn't even blink an eye before I squeezed it in my hand.

"Okay, you blue-eyed monster, it turns out that you are hurting me." Huang Shilang may have been kicked hard by me, holding his ass and supporting his waist.

"I'm hurting you? Do you know who you're catching? It was a bunch of brothers and sisters from my previous life. They managed to find a nest. You're still here to help the abuse. Do you think you deserve to be kicked? To tell you the truth, for the sake of the previous relationship, I still have mercy on my feet, otherwise, now you will probably sleep in a corner behind the mountain! "I pointed at Huang Shilang's nose and wanted to give him two more slaps.

"I didn't know it was your shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Can I be blamed for this? You're not going to remind me quietly. Huang Shilang was aggrieved as if he had been wronged by a raspberry.

"Don't shout here. Let me ask you, what is the matter with the beautiful woman next to me, you said it is the wife of the Sophora Fairy, my previous life? If you don't make it clear to me today, you won't want to leave here alive. Believe it or not. I rubbed my wrist and looked ready to punch him.

"I really don't know that she's not a locust flower fairy." Hey - this is not self-defeating, don't know yet?

"Did I say she's not a locust fairy? I don't think you can do it if you don't suffer a little! I grabbed him by the front of his coat and lifted him up, and with a suffix of my other hand, the bird fluttered its wings a few times, stretched out its claws, and tilted its head.

"Don't! I said I said. You're about to let go of Satoru. "It seems that Huang Shilang still has a lot of feelings for this cheap bird, and when he saw that I was ruthless, tears really flowed from his eyes.

"You say, if you still dare to lie to me, you also know my temper now." My hands loosened slightly. But the cheap bird didn't move. No way! Looking at its usual cheap appearance, it shouldn't be so short-lived, right?

"Satoru! You killed Satoru. I'm fighting with you! Huang Shilang stretched out his hands and scratched my face, and his hideous face really startled me. I threw him and the out as soon as I threw him and the bird out.

"Satoru. Let's go home. Hahaha. Huang Shilang stroked the little head of the cheap bird, and suddenly let out a wild laugh. I thought he had lost his mind, and he jumped back in fright.

"Hahaha, I've been deceived. Bye-bye-" The cheap bird flicked its wings and Huang Shilang disappeared without a trace. Alas--why did I forget that these two are drama spirits!

"Daxian, why didn't you stop them just now?" I vented all the frustration in my heart to the rock. With his cultivation, it is impossible to let them run away. Did he do it on purpose?

"Now that you've guessed my intentions, can I leave this question unanswered?" The confident appearance of the rock put me at ease for a while.

"Dad, what the hell is going on? Why did Uncle Huang run away?" Both the daughter and Shiraishi looked confused.

"I'm just guessing about this at the moment, and I haven't figured out his true purpose yet. Let's pacify the old ministry first, and then talk about this. "I saw that there was no one else around, and the three of them with their daughter were hidden in the swamp.

"O king, you are finally back!" The old ministry was so excited to see me! Everyone brought out their treasured good things to me, which really made my blood boil and I was deeply moved! Unfortunately, I can't name any of them, so I can only replace them with "hello" in general terms. The old troops gathered in this swamp totaled a total of thirty people, just the strength of one platoon. The youngest is about the same age as my daughter, and the oldest is more than a thousand years younger than me. Both men and women look energetic. I couldn't help but let out a long breath in my heart. Who said that "a phoenix in distress is not as good as a chicken"? Look at our group of former subordinates, any one of them is a top-notch character in the current special forces!

"Come on, come on, have a toast."

"Okay, good, as long as everyone is good, that's good." That night, in the seemingly calm and dark swamp, no one could have imagined that a carnival party was being held dozens of meters below it. Everyone drank and sang to express their heartfelt feelings to each other, and recalled the years in Yinyang Lake with tears in their eyes.

"Your Majesty, you said that we had a good life in Yinyang Lake back then, why did it become like this?" A drunken crab brother took his original form and grabbed my shoulder with his big crab claws, foaming in his mouth. I don't want to mention how panicked I am. Now we know that this is our brother. If you usually encounter it, you will definitely think that it is a monster that escaped from Fukushima, Japan.

"Hehe, yes, how happy we were back then!" When I say this, I think of the bits and pieces I spent with my wife and son. When you're together, you're either complaining or sulking. Fortunately, even the grumbling and sulking images have become warm.

"Woo--" I don't know who cried. It turned out that his wife and children were all killed in that fire. When I asked Shiraishi, I realized that there were about 100 brothers and sisters in the past, and the fire came so suddenly that many of our relatives scattered around the lake could not escape. It seems that the battle with the Golden Dragon King will be sooner or later.

"Rest assured, everyone. I will definitely get justice for you. "Although I know that it is difficult, but in the face of these relatives who have been suppressed for too long, I always have to give them an explanation, even if I risk my life.

A night of drunkenness and dreaming of death. When I woke up the next morning, I was the last to get up. It seems that although our soul has entered this body, the amount of alcohol is still the amount of mortal wine!

"Dad. Uncle Pan said that he had returned to Yinyang Lake beforehand. What are we going to do next?" As soon as my daughter saw that I was awake, she reported to me about the situation. It turned out that the immortal law set in the ground had moved, and he was afraid that the yin-yang mirror would be lost, so he hurriedly went back to take a look. Could it be that Huang Shilang's purpose is a yin-yang mirror? The thought flashed through my head. But why do they have to put me back in this shell? What is my connection with the Yin-Yang Mirror? In my previous life, I was just a heavenly general guarding the Yin-Yang Mirror, wouldn't they be better off without me? Leave them alone. Since they can't move the yin-yang mirror when I'm away, it's no different from before, so it's better to take care of my brothers and sisters first.

"That Mr. Sun, they appeared again?" I don't think it's likely. Yesterday made them so embarrassed, and so soon they found a new helper?

"Not really. I just heard Baishi say that Mr. Sun and they advertised everywhere to find a master who could subdue demons and subdue demons. I'm afraid sooner or later they'll come back and toss. The daughter frowned. Yes, we can't use immortal methods on mortals. I don't know if the Celestial Realm will pay attention to yesterday's incident, and if we make trouble again and be noticed by the Celestial Realm, it will not be easy to do, after all, the territory we occupy now is human.

"Let's go, let's go to Mao Sui and recommend myself." I thought about it, this matter can't be delayed any longer in any case, we still have to cut through the mess quickly, and the sooner it is resolved, the better it will be for us.

"You are the great immortal they say? Don't lie to me. I'll tell you, I have the means to deal with you liars. Mr. Sun's face has not been completely taken off by Huang Shilang's large paper symbol, and the left side of his face is flushed, and there are faint traces of Huang Shilang's autographed inscriptions. It seems that this guy is very sensitive to yesterday's events!

"Mr. Sun, don't worry. I won't ask you for money. I'm just here to help you. "For the sake of our brothers and sisters, we can only cheapen this guy once.

"Yesterday, that Wong Tai Sin was also relieved, what was the result? It's unlucky, it makes me look bloody, and this mark still can't be erased. Mr. Sun touched the left side of his face, looking faceless. I said in my heart, just like you, you are still ugly with flowers embroidered on your face, so let's improve your inner quality more. That might add a few extra points to your overall experience.

"Let's go check it out first. If you think I can't do it, I'll just leave, it's okay! "If it weren't for my relatives, the ghost would be willing to deal with people like you.

"Mr. Sun, we are also wise people who don't say secret words. You see this swamp, surrounded by mountains on three sides, the exit is facing the east, the so-called purple gas comes from the east, and the purple gas is the auspicious qi, so the place can be auspicious and blessed, and the natural aura is sufficient. In my opinion, this place is the place where the gods Taoguang recuperates. "I was talking nonsense. Anyway, if you believe in this kind of thing, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not. Since they are looking for a master of subduing demons and subduing demons, then they should believe it.

"Hey--what a master! It's exactly the same as the feng shui expert I was looking for when I bought this piece of land. "I'm dizzy. I'm just talking nonsense, okay. Looks like the expert you're looking for is an imposter too.

"That's why there are immortals who practice here. Your construction here has naturally destroyed the cultivation blessed land of the gods. Fortunately, they are immortals, and they are merciful, but they only block your construction. If you were a ruthless monster, you would have already reported to the Netherworld. "That's the point. I should have made it clear, right?

"Really! You didn't lie to me?" The flesh on Mr. Sun's face shook twice. He probably remembered what had happened yesterday.

"Don't believe me? Shall we communicate with the immortals?" I took out the pen and paper I had prepared and handed it to Mr. Sun.

"Can you still communicate with the gods?" Mr. Sun looked confused, obviously not expecting my play.

"That's nature. Only by having a relationship with the gods can you communicate with the gods. At first glance, Mr. Sun is the kind of person who often does good deeds. The gods of nature are also willing to communicate with you. Unbelief? Let's try. There is such a truth in this world that is called "a thousand clothes are not worn by sycophants". Mr. Sun was so excited that his face flushed when he heard my words, and he quickly straightened his appearance. I'm so happy in my heart, it's much more fun to play people than monkeys!

"What am I writing?" Mr. Sun's hand holding the pen trembled, and he nervously didn't write a word, but stabbed the paper to a pulp.

"Don't be nervous. Immortals are very cultivated. They won't embarrass you. I couldn't help but feel a pang of contempt in my heart. With his mental quality, I don't know how to climb to today's position? It seems that it is either the rich second generation or the second generation of officials.

"I-I-I-I-NO-NO- Yet-also-also-is-your-come. "Mr. Sun not only didn't listen to the command at this time, but even his tongue gradually lost its function.

"Okay, you say I'll write it, that's fine." I took the pen and paper in Mr. Sun's hand and looked at Mr. Sun with expectant eyes.

"I-I-I-I-" Ouch! What's going on? I saw Mr. Sun's eyes rolling, his teeth clenched, foaming at the mouth, and falling to the ground with a "snap". It's a sheep seizure! The play has just been sung to a critical moment, how can this be done?

"Hey--- it's you, come here." I turned my head and called out to Mr. Sun's bodyguard who was standing not far away. This Mr. Sun doesn't know how to choose people? The people who want to protect have fallen to the ground, and he is still there with his head down and playing with his mobile phone, could it be that the related household also came in?

"You also saw that your grandson was so excited that he had a seizure. Quickly press his man's acupoint hard. "It's disgusting to look at Mr. Sun, I don't want to do it myself.

"Ah---h This Mr. Sun's bodyguard didn't react well, but he had a handful of brute force, and as soon as he pointed down, Mr. Sun woke up directly. But what's the deal with the pit under his nose? You won't loosen your big teeth, will you?

"Mr. Sun, you were so excited just now that you fainted. I know that whoever hears that they are going to communicate with the gods will be excited. You're pretty good at that. I know a few people like you who are still in the hospital! "In order to complete the task, I also gave up.

"Well, I can't really say it.

"That's it, I'll write it on the paper and show it to you first, and then we can show it to the gods if you think it's appropriate, okay? You nod your head. "It's a lot of work!

"Okay then, I wrote it?" Seeing that Mr. Sun kept nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice, I was really worried that he would have another neck problem later.

"Do you think that's going to work?" I held it up and said, "I'm sorry that our construction has disturbed your practice, and I apologize to you." The piece of paper shook in front of Mr. Sun's eyes. Mr. Sun nodded playfully.

"Hey - stop playing with your phone! You hold up your body and head right! Let him rest for a while. "Who are these people? If you don't have a sense of responsibility at all, you know how to play with your mobile phone! Also a bodyguard? I don't think you can even save your own life in the future, so you have to lose it on this phone!

"Mr. Sun, look at it. I'm going to lose it. "I threw the piece of paper with the words written on it into the wind. The paper swayed towards the swamp.

"Mr. Sun, look at it, don't blink!" I urged my divine fingers to draw a circle in the void, and there were words in my mouth. "Uh-" The paper flew out of the swamp again. Mr. Sun's eyes were straight, and he looked like he was about to faint.

"Hey--help you Mr. Sun press his head, he seems to be fainting again." I really served this bodyguard. I saw that he was supporting Mr. Sun's body with his body, holding Mr. Sun's head with one hand, and playing with his mobile phone with one hand. I wanted to snatch his phone and throw it in the swamp.

"Mr. Sun, look--- the gods have an echo." I left the drop of water untouched and wrote, "Forgive you for the sins you don't know, this place has been used by us, and I hope you can choose another blessed place." The paper was unfolded and flattened in front of Mr. Sun's eyes so that he could see it clearly.

"Mmmmmmmm It looks like a character from a cartoon.

"Mr. Sun, do you think I'll write like this again?" I took a piece of paper again, and wrote "Please God to guide me where to build" and unfolded it for Mr. Sun to see. Mr. Sun began to move mechanically like a wind-up toy.

"Look, Mr. Sun, the fairy has replied again." This time, the immortal's reply was "The left and right sides of the mountain are blessed land". I have already seen the foot of the mountain on both sides, it is all wasteland, but it is far away from the national highway, and it should not be a problem for a big family like Mr. Sun to spend some money to build a road. Mr. Sun's eyes were filled with tears, his snot flowed to his chin, and then he hung in the air and pulled out a filament more than a foot long, which was perfectly glued to the hem of his suit.

"Mr. Sun, do you think we have anything else to ask?" I looked at Mr. Sun's appearance and felt that he would hold on for a few more minutes at most, and decided to finish it quickly. Mr. Sun shook his head at first, and then nodded.

"Mr. Sun, are you asking me to thank the gods?" I don't need to launch the magic skills, I can also see Mr. Sun's thoughts. Sure enough, he nodded again. I quickly grabbed a piece of paper and wrote the words "Thank you, Great God" under Mr. Sun's nose, and threw it out.

"Mr. Sun, look, the great god said that you don't need to thank you, and don't bother them again." I held up a piece of paper with the words "Don't thank you, don't bother" to Mr. Sun. Mr. Sun nodded a few times with a "hmm". I can't stand it anymore. His bodyguard is still playing with his phone! My mind moved. I saw smoke coming out of the mobile phone in the bodyguard's hand. Okay, the bodyguard threw Mr. Sun to the ground while throwing out the mobile phone. From my cursory observations, I came to the conclusion that this Sun always had to stay in the hospital for at least three months, because his leg was broken and twisted into a strange three-section stick.

"Alright, it's finally done. You can live here in peace and security in the future. "After sending Mr. Sun and the others away, I launched my magic to check if there were any spies around, and I felt that there was a rabbit grazing not far away, so I grabbed it and took it back to the swamp with me. The old ministry is very grateful to me. I couldn't help but apologize from the bottom of my heart. I don't know who started to use words to smear us little immortals who were cultivated by small animals. Like human beings, we are just trying to survive. Those people portrayed us as evil demons and monsters. Under normal circumstances, we can still live in peace with human beings!