Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 12 I thought I was a great god, but I was a foodie
"Daddy, where have you been?" Back in my cave house I was in a hurry to find my daughter and Shiraishi.
"Congratulations to the master, the miracle has been restored." It's still Shiraishi, this kid with sharp eyes, who saw my legs at a glance, and immediately patted my ass.
"Great, Daddy, you're finally back to the way you used to be." My daughter jumped happily and hugged me tightly.
"What's so exciting about this, it's not a matter of course." In front of the younger generations, we still have to put on the shelf of the elders.
"Hey--- why is there only one person, my mother?" My daughter was a little surprised to see that I was the only one to come back. She probably thought I was going out on the street with a beautiful woman.
"Your mother, how can I tell you?" It's hard to say. If the rock is there, it's easy to tell. Now I'm the only one involved, and I don't have any evidence, what if my daughter doesn't believe it? Besides, if my daughter suspects that I killed that beauty, it will be even worse. If only I hadn't sold the piglets to the coal mine to work as a coolie. What a mistake!
"Oh, my lord, get us something to eat." Hey--this thinks Cao Cao Cao is here. Our divine skills are not so beneficial that we can control the immortals with our minds, right?
"Ouch, it's great to have you back! I'm worried about whether you'll be able to survive the hardships you endure in the mines! "I hugged the rock and was moved. You're really my timely rain! At the same time, I have made up my mind that I will not go to the town for a while. This rock ran back, and that little rascal still hasn't looked for us? The key is to let us return the 1,000 yuan, what can we do? Half of the food and flowers have been used, where can we get 500 yuan for him?
"Don't mention it. Those boys are so dishonest. It's clear that it's good to be full. We only ate fifty steamed buns and two buckets of rice, and they were too much. But we don't have to do any less work! Didn't they just move too fast and almost collapse their mine? They won't let me do it. "The rock pushed me away, just looking for something to eat. My daughter and Shiraishi stared at us in amazement.
"And they're letting you go back like that?" I don't think that's likely. Those people don't look easy to mess with. The rock must have snuck back on its own.
"They let me go, I don't want to. What a good errand! In the end they gave me two hundred dollars and begged me to go, and I came back. "In this way, it seems that being able to eat is not necessarily a bad thing. It's really festive! Not only did I not have to work, but I got two hundred yuan for nothing, no, and the one thousand yuan I took, a total of two hundred yuan. It seems that this pie falling from the sky can only be caught by the gods!
"Xiaoli, Baishi, you two go to the town and give your Uncle Pan some delicious food. Look at him hungry. I happily took out a hundred dollars from my bosom and handed it to my daughter.
"How can a hundred dollars be enough? No, no, take another hundred. Wow--, take my two hundred. Good niece, order more dishes and get two hundred steamed buns. We didn't get a grain of rice along the way, but we were hungry. "The rock snatched another hundred dollars from my arms. I didn't even cover it.
"Doesn't it mean that the gods don't need to eat, they just need to absorb some spiritual power? Besides, you haven't had anything to eat or live well under the ground for thousands of years. Buy less, buy less. "I reached out and tried to snatch a hundred from my daughter.
"Who did you hear say that immortals don't eat? That's fart! What's the fun of living without eating? Even the Emperor's back garden was planted with a large patch of radish. If you don't eat, the gods are starving and don't die. But if you don't let you eat, who wants to be a god! "Rock may have been so hungry that he didn't choose what to say, completely ignoring his dignified and steady image as a scholar.
"Okay, good, buy, buy, buy." I gave up the idea of recovering the 100 bucks that had been robbed. Although I still have some reluctance in my heart, for the sake of the money itself, I will spend it!
The daughter and Shiraishi also went and returned quickly, giving full play to their advantages as immortals. It's a pity that all the restaurants in the town are closed, and I haven't bought half of the dishes. There are many small shops selling steamed buns. However, they bought all the steamed buns in the town, and there were only about 100 in total. Shiraishi also kindly plucked a few green onions from the ground along the way. The three of us sat side by side on the opposite side of the rock, watching him eat a mouthful of steamed buns and green onions with relish, which made the three of us swallow our saliva too. The daughter couldn't help it, and she flashed and didn't know where she went. I was also about to retreat, and my daughter came back with an extra bag of melon seeds. So the three of us swallowed melon seeds to accompany the rock. A "March of Green Onion Steamed Buns and Melon Seeds" was staged vigorously.
"Your mother is actually an impostor,......" Listening to the rock finish telling what had happened earlier, the daughter opened her mouth with a look of disbelief. Shiraishi smiled slightly, as if to say, I already knew this was the case.
"By the way, Xiaoli, Baishi, how are our old departments doing?" My daughter and Shiraishi have been gone for more than ten days, and I haven't worried that they are lying. But at that time, our magic skills had not yet recovered, and it was unrealistic to go to them. Today, after having the magic skills, I thought about going to them after visiting my wife and son, but they came back.
"I told them to do what their master had planned, and they stopped working. However, I heard that they are looking for Taoist priests and others to exorcise demons and demons. We're here to ask the host what to do next?" Baishi's face was solemn, and he looked like a worried baby. People with a sense of responsibility tend to live more tiring than others, and there is no way around it.
"It's okay, it's okay. Take it easy. The so-called endless road. Let's rest for the night and check it out tomorrow. "If this child becomes my son-in-law in the future, he will inevitably take up this burden, and now it seems that he has the ability, and the shortcomings are not enough to live.
"Dad, since the one before was not the mother, what else is the mother now?" Children crave the love of their parents, even if they are like me, they will play scoundrels and coquettish when they see their parents, let alone unmarried girls like their daughters.
"Well, your dad doesn't have a clue right now. Huang Mao -- when your Uncle Huang brought me here, he said that the old locust tree at the edge of the village was your mother's original body, but I couldn't believe what he said when this happened. I glared at the rock. He had already seen that there was something wrong with the beauty, and if he had taken preventive measures earlier, he might have been able to extract some useful information from the beauty's mouth. This guy obviously has a mentality of "it's not his own business, why bother in vain". I can't count on the critical moment.
"My lord, please don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. The niece's mother is also a well-known figure in the Valley of Hundred Flowers, even if she consumes cultivation to protect your true body, she will not be lost. As long as there is a fate, your family will be reunited. "It's worthy of Dajia! Even if I recover my divine skills, I can't hide what I think in front of him.
"Auntie Jiren has her own natural appearance, and the master and Xiaoli don't have to worry too much." Shiraishi's words sounded like he was comforting me and my daughter, but just by looking at him holding her hand, you could know who he really cared about. Calling me "master" and calling my wife in my previous life "aunt", does he respect me or does he think that I can't control my daughter's marriage?
"Alright, let's rest, everybody. Tomorrow morning, let's go to Nanhua Mountain. "Seeing that a few of them are dusty, it won't work if they continue to survive and their combat effectiveness will decline.
"Away from the leaves drifting away from the pure heart, the blue water ascends to the sky and the eyes are full of ashes, the Qionglou and the high platform are not looking at each other, and the world is envious of the immortals." Early in the morning, who is this here greasy and crooked? Why does this have the same hobby as the disappeared beauty? It's a pity, it's a pity, if you came early, you could still sing the great rivers and mountains of the motherland hand in hand with that beauty. However, now it can only be annoying!
"Uncle Pan, morning." The appearance of the daughter interrupted the noise in time. It turned out to be the Great Ga. It seems that after staying underground for a long time, it not only becomes edible, but also improves literary literacy. It's not easy, it's not easy!
"Niece, early. Sorry to wake you up. I ate too fast last night and my stomach was a little upset, so--" Bah, "Bah, stop and stop." I crawled on the edge of the bed and cursed the rock. This early morning is not only disturbing the tranquility, but also disgusting to the appetite. You were full last night and you're not hungry now, but our stomachs are still empty!
"Uncle Pan doesn't have to be so polite. I'm getting ready to go to town to buy something for everyone. "My daughter is different, hardworking, beautiful and kind, isn't it a bit of a loss to match that kid from Baishi?
"Xiaoli, pack me ten sauerkraut buns and a bowl of tofu brain." It's been a long time since I've had a decent breakfast. In the past, the sauerkraut buns in the bun shop downstairs in my house were so delicious that I drooled just thinking about it.
"Okay, I got it. Shiraishi, what do you want to eat?" Just thinking about sauerkraut buns, and then listening to my daughter's second half of the famous words, I not only had a sour mouth, but also a sour heart. Okay, you Baishi, if you dare to treat my daughter badly in the future, see if I don't strangle you!
"Niece, can you bring more to Uncle Pan? Your dad and Shiraishi want ten times as much, okay?" This old guy is not afraid of dying! Ten times more? Why don't you buy it yourself? Aren't you distressed to exhaust my daughter to death so much!
"Hehe, Uncle Pan, there are many people in the place where breakfast is sold, and if you buy so much, the people at the back of the queue will have to wait for a long time, so--" When my daughter said this, I remembered that people nowadays are basically too lazy to make breakfast. Why don't you come back from Nanhua Mountain and let me open a bun shop?
"How about five, five?" Listen to what the rock says. The thought of opening a bun shop immediately vanished in my mind. Good fellow, don't go there I'm tired from working all day long, and all the steamed buns fill his stomach.
"Hehe, I'll do my best. Shiraishi -- will you come with me?" This kind of shameless thing is still safer for Shiraishi to do. My daughter is too thin-skinned, and she can complete my tasks enough.
"I'm not sick to my stomach either." As soon as I heard it, I knew that this kid Shiraishi was lying. It is estimated that he is also afraid of being looked down upon.
"No more nonsense. Hurry up! My daughter's voice startled me. Oh my God, I was worried about whether my daughter would be bullied. Now, I'm starting to worry about Shiraishi again.
"Why don't Uncle Pan go with us, we can buy more if there are many people queuing up." What a future! This kid Shiraishi was only clicked twice by me, and his brain was enlightened.
"Yes. Call your dad too. Let's finish eating directly in the town and then go to Nanhua Mountain. "Hey--this old boy really can't see me comfortable.
"Boss, are the buns steamed, are they steamed. There are also tofu brains, millet porridge, bring me the pot when it is cooked. "Luckily, we came early, this steamed bun shop has just opened, and there are no customers coming to the door yet. I directly said to the boss that you closed the door, and I took all your buns today. Boss, that's fun! A big piece of red paper was pasted directly on the door, and the following words were written with a coarse brush, "Because the buns in this store are too delicious, the reputation has spread out of Daqing Town." Today, guests from afar have come to charter the venue, and I hope you will be considerate! "Well, this ad is so creative.
"Hey--boss, next time we'll come to your store to charter the venue!" Walking out of the distance, this guy turned back again and shouted at the boss who was still standing at the door with a reluctant face.
"Okay, okay, you've said it ten times. Did the boss secretly stuff you with money or did he say that he would pay you a salary? You're so desperate to advertise for him. "This boss is so stingy! I don't know how to give a discount to the charter. I could have saved ten dollars, but Panshi ate too happily and violently, and broke off someone's pot. The boss didn't want us to pay him ten dollars. So, I decided never to come to this bun shop again!