"The moon is full and the moon cakes are sweet, the osmanthus wine is drunk and married, and the mandarin ducks are crossed into a pair of red dust, and I only wish that the white head is in the world." The rock exports into poetry. Not far away, gongs and drums are ringing in Changqing Town, and fireworks are blooming. My banquet hall was also bustling with activity.

"Worship heaven and earth." The sound of the rock was sonorous and powerful. My heart fluttered. My daughter, Xiaoli, is about to get married. And didn't I go from a mortal to this day just to be able to see this scene? You must be happy, my daughter. This is my only wish as a father!

"Wait--" A hoarse voice interrupted my long-brewing emotion. Who is this? It's fucking nasty. Don't you know that all the villains appear at this time? Are you so willing to be a junior?

"Keep going." I winked at the rock, and with a wave of my hand, a barrier shut out the annoying sound.

The "Second Worship High Hall" rock continues to play his role. I sat upright and smiled as I watched my daughter bow deeply to me with Shiraishi.

"Boom--" A loud crash sounded from outside the barrier. Good thing I blocked out the sound. His grandmother's, it seems that this guy is not happy if he is not unlucky! I waved my hand for the rock to finish the wedding process, and then flashed out of the barrier.

"Oh--" I don't care who is coming, just go up and kick it. The guy probably didn't watch out for my surprise attack, and I kicked him in front of the door, flying out of the hole and landing in a pit dozens of meters away.

A wall of fire stood in front of me, blocking my tracking. It's the enemy who is very red when they meet! Although I have long forgotten the appearance of the Golden Dragon King, this fire is all too familiar to us, destroying my home, destroying my colleagues, how many times disturbing my good dreams, making it inevitable for me to stay up all night. Vaguely, I seemed to smell the burnt smell on the Yin-Yang Lake back then, and hatred suddenly filled my body, and the killing intent protected my body and rushed into the fire.

"The king has not seen you for a long time, oh --- "Who has been with you for a long time!" We'd better never see each other! Last time, I wanted to reason with you, but I was attacked by you, and my Yin Yang Lake was almost wiped out. Let's not talk about it this time, just fight to the death. I caught a right uppercut in the jaw, and I broke your fire-breathing guy first. The other party hurriedly stepped back. How could I easily let him dodge, and his figure moved forward instantly. "Pop ---" a crisp sound accompanied by the other party's howl of pain.

"Calm your anger, my lord! Oh--" Huang Shilang's cry appeared in my ears at this time, and it was a stimulant! I've long suspected that there is something wrong with you, this kid, and now that you and our enemies turned out to be in the same group, then don't blame me for not remembering the old friendship. The Wusha on the waist trembled, I probed my hand, and the Wusha untied the shackles, and suddenly the size skyrocketed, and the cold was pressing. I waved my hand slightly, and Wusha turned around and slapped Huang Shilang away.

"Evil obstacles, don't stop yet! Ah! There was another thud overhead. Scold me for being a hindrance? Okay, let's show you. I didn't look at anyone, holding a black brake and a cupola to the sky. The man in the air was stabbed in the ass by the Usha, and rolled directly from the cloud and fell into the underground pit.

"Xiaoqing, it's the master! You even beat the master?" Isn't the person who crawled out of the pit with a grizzled face the toad master in his memory, the wide-eyed god monarch?

"Eh—why did the master come with my enemies?" Although it was a little embarrassing to poke the master by mistake, seeing him come with the Golden Dragon King, I couldn't accept him at all in my heart for a while.

"The so-called grievances should be resolved rather than settled. Haven't I come to make peace with you?" The master barely managed to squeeze out a smile on his face.

"Peace? Don't you know that my hatred for him is a life-and-death enmity?" It's ridiculous. I didn't expect to meet the master again in this situation.

"You are a god general of the heavenly realm, don't you obey the rules of heaven either?" The master was obviously a little angry when he saw that I didn't take his words seriously.

"Tiangui? Okay, let's talk about the rules of heaven, who should pay back my dozens of lives in the Yin and Yang Lake according to the rules of heaven?" At this time, tell me about the rules of heaven, the murderer did not receive the punishment he deserved, but came to blame the victim, is this the rule of heaven?

"Uh--for your former companions, the Golden Dragon King, and others have been punished by the Emperor of Heaven. Why do you want to make trouble again? "I don't know what my previous life knew about this master, but today it seems really disappointing! There is no nonsense about Haoran righteousness, and even the most basic concept of right and wrong is confused, which is a bit too much to say. The Golden Dragon King is called being punished? That's dozens of lives! Their status may be humble to the dust in the heavenly realm, but in my eyes they are my relatives. Besides, now that so many big tigers have been defeated in the mortal world, this heavenly realm can't move the slightest knife?

"Who's making trouble, has Master really figured it out?" Say I'm in trouble? Hehe, it's ridiculous! I am doing a happy event for my daughter in my own house, and you are rushing to my door to stop it, and I am to blame for this?

"You're — you're beating people up indiscriminately, that's your fault." Hey – just because you call you a master doesn't mean you can talk nonsense.

"My family is having a happy event. I didn't send an invitation to these people, and I didn't say hello, shouldn't they be beaten when they came to make trouble? Could it be that the master greeted the enemy who killed your brother and insulted your sister with a smile?" I was dumbfounded, and if I continued, the master-apprentice relationship between the two of us would be suspended.

"Eh--I didn't hear that you were married to a daughter, so I came to bring them over, first, to compensate you, and second, to join in the fun. Hehe. "The appearance of the wide-eyed god monarch suddenly pulling down his face is really ugly. Is this really my master? Why was my father and mother so tasteless in my previous life?

"Master, are you sure you're not here to block me?" Bringing my enemies to join in the fun is a bit far-fetched.

"No, no." The wide-eyed Divine Monarch's two big golden eyes stared at me, and suddenly spun rapidly. The alarm sounded in my heart. It's very similar to when I was in a mental hospital with that middle-aged aunt, and this is going to hypnotize me!

"Ahh Don't think that Lao Tzu has only cared about eating and drinking in the world all these years, and the way to deal with crooked ways is still a little bit of a fur.

"Poof--" The wide-eyed Divine Monarch gushed out a mouthful of blood, and his eyes instantly turned gray and colorless.

"God-king!" Huang Shilang, who was embarrassed, rushed over and helped the wide-eyed Shenjun.

"Good boy, blue is better than blue. Admire, admire, admire. The wide-eyed Shenjun pushed Huang Shilang away, and he disappeared in an instant. I have a black line, I didn't expect that our magic skills have reached the point where even our own master can deal with it, I really can't admire myself!

"How's it going, how many of you are going to go it alone?" I crossed my hands and pinched my fingers, looking at the Golden Dragon King who was standing not far away and the Red Gold Demon who had just crawled out of the pit. Huang Shilang hasn't put it in our hearts for the time being, not to mention my wife and brother in my previous life, who have long been far away.

"It seems that the king must fight to the death before he will give up?" The Golden Dragon King was punched by me and crooked his chin, but he didn't show the slightest timidity. It seems that this guy must not be underestimated.

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, even if they all collide, do you need to say more?" Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at the cave that was covered by my divine power. The daughter's wedding ceremony should also have taken place. Now that we've gone to our hearts, we can also let go of a big battle happily.

"It's not that I'm afraid of you, it's just that I'm afraid that I'm going to disturb the world here, why don't we go to heaven?" The Golden Dragon King looked confident, turned into a real body and flew into the sky with a dragon tail.

At this time, it is not our style to admit it, but why did the Golden Dragon King go to heaven? Is it really afraid of disturbing the people? I didn't see him have this quality for many years. In just a few hundred years, his character has improved a notch? I firmly believe that "dogs can't change their". There must be fraud in it. If only I could be a doppelganger like Sun Dasheng. As soon as I thought about it, I saw the black brake in my hand flickering, as if it was about to turn into a human form. I hurriedly let go of my hand and hid my true body. A bright light flashed, and I saw that the Usha had taken on my form. Hey--I didn't expect this weapon in our hands to be so capable. I moved with my heart and followed behind Wusha, but I didn't expect that I could feel what Wusha saw and heard clearly. As soon as Usha passed through the clouds, I saw a vast net. There is indeed an ambush in the sky!

"Hahaha, if you enter the network of my dragon clan, no matter how much ability you have, you will be caught." The Golden Dragon King laughed wildly and said at me (no, it should be at Wusha) with a big mouth, which was a heavenly fire.

"Criminal, for the sake of the teacher, I have advised you not to listen to the relationship between master and apprentice for many years. This time, you know that there are people outside of people, and there are people outside of heaven. "Alas—even my big-eyed monster master is waiting here.

"Hehe, I don't know what your intention is to make such a big formation?" I sent my doubts through Usha. What kind of grudge do these guys have against me, and they are endlessly looking for trouble with me. In the last life, the Yinyang Lake was burned, and what kind of desolate net was made in this life?

"Hahaha" "Hahaha"...... Wild laughter could be heard from all directions. I quickly reached out to check my divine sense, only to find that there was a great god pulling the four corners of the net in each of the four directions. One of them we have also seen, isn't it the Dongyang Divine Monarch who almost gave me a big foot at the door of the Heavenly Emperor's house. It seems that all these four sea gods and dragons are here. This is too much to save face! What kind of great character were we in our previous life, worthy of so many great gods to serve together?

"Now that the Blue Eyes King has recovered his true body, why bother to ask knowingly. Have you forgotten who you really are? Don't hurry up and hand over the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror, so as not to suffer in the net. Dongyang Shenjun's eyes widened, and he looked determined to win.

Who is my own? Isn't it just a yin-yang mirror administrator! As for the key to the yin-yang mirror he said, he didn't ask his family boss for it, and came to me? Could it be that they are carrying the boss of his family behind his back to grab the yin-yang mirror? When I think about it, I seem to have more confidence. Now that we have a reason, let's take care of you gods who used to be staring at the sky. Dongyang Shenjun looked impatient, waved his hand slightly, and saw that the net of the four seas and eight desolations flashed with a shimmering cold light. Okay, you old boy, you're threatening your uncle, aren't you? Since you don't want to be a positive character since ancient times, let's start with you. As soon as my heart moved, I went to Dongyang Shenjun, grabbed him by the neck, and pulled him around like a lightning storm from south to north. Several great gods who had been invincible just now suddenly became confused, and they were all tied up in the net. I took the opportunity to shake Dongyang's hand holding the net again. Suddenly there was a ghost crying wolf howling in the net. Dongyang Shenjun is not an idle person after all, he just grabbed his neck by me and didn't react for a while. At this moment, he suddenly appeared in his true form, and with a swing of the dragon's head in an attempt to break free from my restraints, the dragon's tail flicked straight towards my waist. Grandma's, "Nezha and the Sea" has grown up since we were children, and it is a textbook-like existence to deal with the Dragon King! I turned over and rode on Dongyang's back, and when I raised my hand, Wusha was already in my hand, and smashed the dragon's head. Dongyang was smashed by me and screamed, and Spread Huan hovered in the air trying to shake me off. I guess I smashed it hard, and I can't care about the divine net on my claws. In this way, I rode a giant dragon and took a bag of golden gods to present a wonderful Mid-Autumn Festival "fireworks" show to the fathers and villagers of Changqing Town.

"King, don't make too much trouble about this matter, let go of the gods." Huang Shilang stood on the dirt bag and bared his teeth and claws at me.

"Let them go, why? This time, we have all the human and material evidence, and we just went to the heavenly realm to file a complaint, so that the emperor of heaven can see what kind of gods are under his hands. "I waved the wusha and smashed Dongyang's head and buttocks. At first, he didn't listen to my command, but then he was scared by me, and obediently flew in the direction of the heavenly realm.

The gate of the heavenly realm is lively this time. Well, all the gods and goddesses stood at the door and stretched their necks as if they were welcoming us, just raising their arms and cheering.

"Qingmiao can't make a mistake, and soon release the gods." There was a long shout from the Heavenly Palace.

"It's okay to let it go, but it must be put in front of the Emperor of Heaven, so that the Emperor of Heaven can give us a comment." Now that things have come to this point, I have offended all these great gods anyway, so I don't care about anything anymore.

"Xuan Qingmiao meets you--" There was another long shout, this time in a different voice.

I'm still riding on Dongyang's back. That Dongyang has tried to turn into a human form since he arrived in the heavenly realm, but he was intimidated by me holding a black sha, so he could only obediently carry me into the main hall of the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and dragged a bunch of great gods who didn't know whether they were dead or alive.

"Emperor of Heaven, you have to be the master of the old minister! The old minister was humiliated by this blue-eyed monster. "When I arrived at the main hall, I just jumped off Dongyang's body, and Dongyang rolled into a human form and knelt on the ground and cried loudly. I looked around, and there was a screen in front of me, and there was no one else except a little fairy, and I didn't know who this Dongyang was crying to.

"Young Seedlings, are you guilty?" The voice came from behind the screen. It turns out that this emperor still has this habit, isn't he too ugly to see people? It's just that this question is so uncomfortable in my ears.

"Heavenly Emperor, you're not right. Before you know what happened, you came up directly and asked me about my sin, which is the fairness of the family?" Are we doing something wrong? This heavenly realm only talks about dignity and humility, not justice?

"You shouldn't treat the gods like that anyway." The voice behind the screen seemed to exude irresistible majesty.

"If I say that these were originally prepared for me by these great gods, I wonder what else the Emperor of Heaven has to say?" I'm very angry. First, this Emperor of Heaven is too rude, he doesn't show his face, and secondly, he only looks for my bad luck, which is obviously a shortcoming! Besides, he also sent us down in our previous life, so we can be regarded as his subordinates. Could it be because he hasn't been by his side for nearly 10,000 years, and he has forgotten about this stubble? Or is it that the current Emperor of Heaven has changed? We've become unlucky former agents with no account and no files?

"I've already understood the matter, but these gods want to drink your daughter's wine. But you are looking for trouble for your dead subordinates in the Yin-Yang Lake. Am I wrong?" Alas--I said, Emperor, this is your way of doing things? No wonder even Huang Shilang said that the current heavenly realm is not as good as the human world. As the supreme commander like you, it's strange if the heavens are not chaotic!

"Does the Heavenly Emperor really understand clearly?" You are not to be questioned, but I want to doubt you.

"Be bold, blast this blue-eyed monster out of me." There was a loud shout behind the screen. A group of heavenly soldiers and generals immediately poured out of the surroundings. Okay, even you call me a blue-eyed monster, it seems that we were really wronged in our previous life, and I met a Heavenly Emperor who had Alzheimer's disease, and completely forgot about his former subordinates. I'm still worried about continuing to keep him that yin-yang mirror. That's it, let's go back and break up. Let the rock stop being pitiful and stand under the ground. Whoever loves that broken mirror wants to take it. We don't care.

"No need to bang, we don't want to stay in your place. Hum-! "I'd better go back and see if my daughter is okay, and it's best to arrange them first. Seeing that this Heavenly Emperor is not a good fruit, maybe they will send someone to find trouble today. With a movement of his mind, his body had left the heavenly realm and stood at the door of my cave.

"Blue-eyed monster, you're really in big trouble this time!" Huang Shilang hadn't left yet, his face was dark, and he sat on the dirt bag in front of my cave with a bewildered expression.

"What are you still doing here? Your comrades have been cleaned up by me, and you still want to be beaten again?" Now I am only worried about my daughter, and Huang Shilang doesn't pay attention to it at all.

"It's not right for me to succumb to them, they just want the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror. Just give them to them, why bother going against them. Do you know the status of those great gods in the heavenly realm? All of them are highly weighted. Even the Emperor of Heaven has to respect them for three points. If you provoke them, you're putting a spell on yourself, just wait for them to chant it. Huang Shilang said these words sincerely, if I didn't know him well enough, I would really be moved by him. But now, who do we dare to believe!

"Go and tell them I don't have the key they said. Do you think the Emperor would be stupid enough to put something so important with me? Isn't he afraid that I will sell the yin-yang mirror?" I really can't understand the thinking of these gods, and they can't turn around when I can figure out the truth with a little brain? Could it be that this is the sequelae of inhaling too much aura?

"Not really with you?" Huang Shilang didn't seem to believe it.

"I've gone from being a mortal to what I am today, do you think I want to? Annoyed to death, who rarely breaks the yin-yang mirror. Only you shit-filled gods would believe such rumors. "I'm really speechless, I'm too lazy to take care of Huang Shilang, raise my legs and prepare to go into the cave to take a look.

"How is that possible! You really don't have the key?" Huang Shilang tugged at my sleeve and still didn't give up.

"Or I'll strip naked and let you search it, you look at the parts on my body, you can take it." For the sake of a broken key, these people are simply stunned.

"Have you forgotten where you are hiding? It must be so. Huang Shilang suddenly danced as if he had opened his mind.

"Maybe, you go and find it, whoever finds it counts." Unexpectedly, my casual words set off a magnificent "Yinyang Lake Taobao Operation" in the heavenly realm.