"Dad, it's great you're back." As soon as I entered the cave, I found that the rock was really interesting, and I didn't let the harassment from the outside world affect my daughter's wedding. The daughter and Shiraishi are toasting everyone.

I've been waiting too long for "Daddy". Shiraishi, a stubborn boy, is finally willing to open his mouth.

"Hey--- hahaha," I laughed and took Shiraishi and my daughter in my arms. As the saying goes, "the more my mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more I like it", and my father-in-law likes it too!

"You two must remember to respect and love each other in the future, don't quarrel, there is something to discuss......" I said endlessly like a chatterbox, just afraid that something would be missed, and what should be told was not in place.

"Dad, don't worry. From now on, I will have the final say in our family. As soon as her daughter got married, she showed her true appearance as a "tigress". Shiraishi, you're sure you won't regret it, are you?

"Dad, don't worry, I will listen to Xiaoli in the future." Phew, so unproductive. We can hear this behind closed doors, but we must not say it in front of so many people. However, you kid can remember, I have this sentence in my heart, and if you can't do it--- hum hum......

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. The daughter also entered the cave room with Shiraishi. After sending off the old ministers, I dragged the rock to my room and told him everything that had just happened outside the cave. There is only one purpose--- we should break up.

"The king is too worried. Since the Emperor of Heaven did not embarrass the king but let the king leave, this proves that the emperor still has the king in his heart. Rock smiled and pulled me to sit down.

"Come to think of it, those Divine Monarchs are not easy to mess with. You've made them so miserable, how can they swallow this breath. The Emperor of Heaven reprimanded you, which is equivalent to giving them a step down. The Emperor of Heaven still has a spectrum in his heart about this matter. "What a word to wake up a dreamer! It seems that our emotional intelligence is still seriously insufficient!

"Let me ask you, what is the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror that the old Dragon King of Dongyang asked me for, what is going on? Why am I not impressed?" I would like to take this opportunity to extract some information from the mouth of the rock. Sort out these things clearly, so that we can have a little bottom in our hearts. When those gods look for us again, we can have some words.

"Hehe, I didn't expect them to hear about it. It seems that the people around the Emperor of Heaven are not very reliable! Rock frowned, looking thoughtful. Judging by his expression, I guess he may be thinking about the people around the Emperor one by one to see who the traitor is.

"Don't think about it, tell a piece of evidence in everything, what role can you play if you think so blindly. Let's talk about the key. "I don't bother to care who is a traitor next to him. All I care about is how to get out of this troublesome circle.

"Alas--, although you don't remember the events of your past life, you should have heard about the Yin-Yang Mirror. The outside world is rumored to 'get the yin-yang mirror to get the heavenly realm'. But who knows that this yin-yang mirror is the way of heaven itself, no god can control it, it has its own ideas, it will show its face when it should be exposed, which can be controlled by us small spirit seeds. The message revealed by Panshi's words is that the Yin-Yang Mirror is a living creature at all, and it is something that these great gods can't move? So what are we doing here? It's not like taking off your pants and farting - it's redundant! Could it be that we are guarding the Yin-Yang Mirror here, and this matter is a suspicion deliberately set up by the Emperor of Heaven? If this is the case, then this Heavenly Emperor is too insidious. There was a bone in front of him, and a large knife hung over the bone, and a leash was clutched, and it was up to him to see if the dog would break free and be slaughtered.

"And what's the matter with the key?" This can't be deliberately made up by the Emperor of Heaven, right? But don't make it up to me! You can make it up to any god who doesn't like it, and then you can't just let these pig brain gods help you get rid of the thorns in your eyes. Wait a minute. Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven doesn't like me? It's kind of interesting to think about it. Could it be that I offended him in my previous life? But after so many years, I am not in front of him, as for him to harm us so much? If this is the case, this Heavenly Emperor is also cautious.

"The key is also true." Panshi may not be used to me slandering the Emperor of Heaven so much, so hurry up to prove the innocence of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Didn't you say that the yin-yang mirror has its own brain, why did you run out of a key?" I wondered if the rock wouldn't have deliberately lied to me here to exonerate the Emperor, right?

"Eh, the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror, there is, but you'd better not know about it." The look of the rock is secretive, and it makes people angry.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to say it. I know. Save the Emperor from putting you on the list of suspects. This matter is a whole trick, it depends on which god is stupid enough to come from the net. "Looks like we've been used as a gun.

"Not really. At present, the Emperor of Heaven also wants to find the key. As soon as Panshi's words came out, I admired that Heavenly Emperor so much that he threw himself to the ground! This great master has learned conspiracy theories too much! As soon as the true and the false are mixed, the fake becomes true. is such a master, all day long only thinking about tossing his subordinates, not thinking about seeking more benefits for his subordinates, this heavenly realm can be good!

"I think we'd better go back to sleep. These things are not something we can care about. "When I was a mortal, I hated the most people who had nothing to do, and I made this the first condition for choosing a mate. Fortunately, the wife we found is coarse and doesn't care, and we are still very satisfied with this. Alas, when I think of my wife, I think of my son, and I don't know how they are doing this Mid-Autumn Festival?

Hey--it seems that the master that our father and mother in our previous life found for us is the right person. Although the master's own skills are not at home, our apprentice he taught can be regarded as having learned real skills. When I turned around, I was in my living room, and in front of me was my wife and son, who I had just been thinking about. No, why is there another person here? I was busy stealing my figure.

"Husband, you don't like to eat Cantonese-style mooncakes with five-kernel filling, because there is meat in them, so I deliberately only bought egg yolk lotus paste. Come, you taste. "The wife is holding a piece of mooncake with a small fork and sending it to a man's mouth. It's the other way around! How long has your husband and I been away for a long time, and you have a new love! I'm still thinking about you.

"Yes, Dad, Mom only thinks about you now, I want to buy some mooncakes with other fillings, but she ignores me." No way! Even my son betrayed me? It seems that this man is not simple! See that I don't kill you. I crept up behind the man with his back to me and slapped him in the head.

"Smack--" The man fell straight from his chair to the ground.

Uh--this is really a big misunderstanding! The man who fell to the ground was not me, and who was it! This is also unprecedented. Not to mention eating his own jealousy, he also beat himself. Thinking about the slap just now, we were riveted and fanned hard. That distressed! This time it won't kill us, will it? Quickly pull the person who fell to the ground back into the chair.

"Husband, what's the matter with you? Why did you fall to the ground just now? Let me see if I have any falls. I just took you out of the hospital for the holidays, and if you fall into a problem, the doctor will definitely never let you out again. "My wife and son were terrified by the scene where I fell. The son reacted fairly quickly, turned around and went to get the medicine. My wife held my face with both hands and looked at it vigorously.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't know who slapped me just now." I was completely dizzy. Is this me? Why do you still speak on your own? What kind of hands and feet did my daughter and Shiraishi do to my shell? No, I'll have to ask.

Standing at the mouth of my daughter's hole, I slowly calmed down. Today is my daughter's big day. At this time, it is the time for the little couple to be sweet and sweet, how can I disturb them for my own little things! That's it, I'll ask tomorrow if there's something.

I sat on a small earthen bag with a bottle of osmanthus brewing and drank to myself. Why can't you get drunk with this wine? Looking at the two empty bottles at his feet, he could only sigh - the wine was even more sorrowful!

"You move lightly, don't let people find out." Hey--- why are there people in the pit not far away? What are you doing here in the middle of the night?

"Don't worry, I've set up an enchantment around this pit, so that others can't hear our movements." I almost burst out laughing when I heard that. How stupid these two thieves must be! I can hear it clearly, so I can't have reversed the barrier!

"Hey-brother, what are you doing here?" I moved behind a guy. The man shuddered, turned around, and startled me. This looks too weird! The hooked nose was so long that it almost touched my face. I quickly moved back. Look at the other one turned his head, oh mama! Old acquaintances! Dare to love these two are the golden horns and silver horns in the Guinness record-setting "Journey to the West" that will be rebroadcast on TV every summer! After a closer look, I realized that it was not the same thing. It turned out that the two were wearing masks. Can we give you a little advice? Please buy genuine products. Your two masks are too copycats! Look at the paint on the mask, one deep and one shallow. Besides, can't you change your own form?

"Shhhh I heard that there are treasures buried in this depression. The gods in the heavens, all who heard the news, came here to dig treasures. "The golden horn" said mysteriously to the base of my ear.

"You idiot, what are you telling someone such an important secret? When the baby is poached by him, what can I do?" "Golden Horn" wanted to say more, but was pulled over by "Silver Horn".

"There's a treasure hidden here? Who do you listen to?" I don't know how many holes I've dug here, and the biggest treasure is only a small piece of silver. Aren't these heavenly immortals poor and crazy?

"What Xiao Wu said, it said well..."Before the "Golden Horn" finished speaking, his mouth was covered tightly by the "Silver Horn". It seems that this is another incident caused by Huang Shilang. Forget it, just dig it up, anyway, this land is already like this, no matter how rotten it is, what can it become.

"Hey-you've reversed the barrier." I kindly reminded them both. As a result, "Golden Horn" kicked "Silver Horn" directly. It seems that these two little fairies who don't know which lord in the sky are, and the fairy law may only be two taels.

Wait until I climb up to a tall dirt bag and look around. Well, on my territory of less than three square kilometers, countless heads are faintly visible in large and small pits. Thinking that my daughter's cave house and I are relatively deep, and there is an enchantment set up by the gods to protect it, there should be no problem, so I silently wish them in my heart to dig up their favorite treasure as soon as possible. I'm going back to sleep!

"Dad, it's not good, something is wrong, you hurry up and see!" Alas--I know it's our daughter by the voice, and if it were someone else, I'd have to give him a brick. Sleep until you wake up naturally is called comfortable, and being woken up can only be called uncomfortable.

"What's going on?" I put on my coat and walked out of the cave door, and I saw my daughter and Shiraishi standing on a dirt bag and pointing.

"Dad, come and see, our land has been turned over." It seems that my daughter still has to be taught by me again, and she is still so babbling when she is married, what kind of system is this? To be a wife is to have the appearance of a wife.

"You two come down and come down. What shall I do? It's okay, last night your Uncle Huang invited a group of masters to help us turn over the ground, maybe after a rain, we can have more green shoots on this land, which can be regarded as a little contribution to the cause of human environmental protection. When you see your Uncle Huang, you must thank him for me. I turned around and went back to the cave to continue our sweet dream.

"Dad, you don't know, the town is lively today. People are all talking around our depression about aliens coming over our depression last night. A flying saucer in the shape of a winter melon hovers back and forth over it. A lot of people have seen it. They also said they heard the sound of aliens greeting Earth at that time. Right, Shiraishi. "When I came back from buying breakfast in town, my daughter kept talking, and the excitement was as if she had really seen it.

"You're not right. Obviously, people say that the spaceship is like a potato. They also said that it was not the aliens greeting the earthlings, but declaring war on the earthlings, because the sound they heard was a 'whoop' cry, which was extremely ferocious and terrifying. "After listening to the conversation between the two children, I was really sad. Is it true that the IQ of the newly married immortals will plummet! Have you forgotten that you are immortals? Do you want your father to recreate to you how he heroically rode on the back of the dragon last night and brandished the Wusha to beat the dragon?

"How would you feel if I told you that your dad was riding on the alien that people say he was?" I looked at my daughter and then at Shiraishi. Their mouths full of fritters were all wide open, and they stared at me with an incredulous look. The fritters in Bai Shi's mouth fell into the soybean milk bowl in front of him even more "snapping", splashing a large piece of wet clothes on his chest.

"Okay, okay, just kidding. How could your dad be with aliens?" In order to keep some memories of the happiness of the newlyweds between the two children, I decided not to tell them the harsh reality. As a result, the two of them really breathed a sigh of relief, as if they would take me to the hospital to check if I had a brain problem.

"Dad, don't joke about this kind of thing. The townspeople say it's terrible if they're captured by aliens. Some people were taken for breeding tests and returned with only skin and bones. "Shouldn't I go back to the house and lie down for a while? My daughter's IQ is estimated to be at the level of the first grade of ordinary elementary school. Also mating trials? Child, girls can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing!

"That's not the worst of it. They said the worst one was sent back with half of its organs missing. "I almost fainted. I remember that in "The History of Confucianism", Fan Jinzhong became a fool after being happy and sad, and was finally awakened by a slap from his father-in-law, Hu Butcher. I think it's very likely that these two children are in the same situation. Shall I slap each of them?

"Daddy, we're both done. You eat slowly. We're going to have to go to town and hear what people have to say, maybe there's something new that's been missed. Hurry up, Shiraishi. "Hey--I'm hesitating to wake them both up. The two disappeared again. I'm so depressed! What kind of evil did these two children collide with? How could it suddenly be like this? Obviously two smart and clever children, how did this marriage become two stupid people?

"Hey-don't worry, the fairy is stupid for three days when he gets married. It's normal, it's normal. It changed back after three days. Hold your horses. "Rock sat beside me at some point, eating and drinking with my bowl.

"And that kind of statement?" I've only heard of pregnant women "being stupid for three years of pregnancy", or is it the first time I've heard of "fairies getting married stupid for three days", is it really fake?

"Ouch, tell me what are you good about? You don't remember the first three days after you got married. I remember it clearly. At that time, when you saw a woman, you called your mother, and when you saw a man, you called your father. That's a hundred times more stakes than their situation! Thankfully, there was no mental hospital, otherwise you would have been locked up there. Panshi laughed and ate as he spoke, with soy milk flowing from the corners of his mouth. It's disgusting to watch. If it's really like what the rock says, then the first three days of my wedding are not more ...... than the current rock Just thinking about it makes me feel cold. Thankfully, we forgot. That's a good forget!

"Hey--you said I made those gods so miserable last night, will they come to take revenge on me?" I thought about it and thought about the past, and I always felt that those great gods would not just give up.

"It's too late. Of course, there is the Emperor of Heaven there to block you, and they at least dare not mess around in the open, but in the secret they can't prevent it. So you'd better not go out and run around these days. "I heard Rock say that, and I think it makes sense. Let's just go into retreat for a few days. When my daughter comes back, I will let them go back to Nanhua Mountain, so that those people can't find me, and I will settle this account on my daughter and them.

"Whoosh--pop--- "You can really come whatever you want." I was worried about the safety of my daughter and Shiraishi when a short arrow with a piece of paper was nailed straight to the lintel of my cave. It seems that we can't hide if we want to.

"Your daughter and son-in-law are in our hands. If you want them to live, take the Yin-Yang Mirror key to the length slope of the Red Flame Pass tonight. Remember, this matter must not alarm the Emperor, if not, wait for the body of your daughter and son-in-law to be collected. "At a glance, you can see that the Golden Dragon King did it. Whether these guys are cowardly or stupid, such blatant kidnapping is rare in movies and TV series.

"It's kidnapping again! The last time I went to see the Emperor of Heaven, there were more than a dozen kidnapping letters on his desk, all of which were extorting various artifact treasures from various gods. This is still clear, and I don't know how many private kidnappings have occurred in the crime site. Rock shook his head impatiently. I can't laugh or cry! It turns out that the heavenly realm that everyone yearns for is such a scene, and the police in this heavenly realm are not busy to death!

"This Golden Dragon King seems to be coming to the rhythm of seeking death." Grandma's, who dared to kidnap my daughter and son-in-law, seems to have beaten me too lightly last time. It's just that we really don't know where the length of this Red Flame Mountain is.

"Beyond Nanhua Mountain to the west is the boundary of Chiling, and Chiyan Mountain is in the northernmost part of Chiling, which has long been out of population due to continuous wildfires. It looks like I'm going to have to go with you this time, so you don't have to make a big deal out of it. I'll go down the cave first. The rock walked out as he spoke, and in the blink of an eye he was back in front of me, holding a large piece of foam in his hand.

"What are you...?" Looking at the thing in Panshi's hand, I couldn't help frowning, and I couldn't help but wonder if he was joking. Do you want to fool others and take a little snack? What kind of routine is it to take a soft building block that children often play with?

"Don't worry. These great gods have always looked down on mortal objects. We're going to use this thing to save your daughter and son-in-law this time. "Rock has no shame about his words and deeds. I'm really convinced by these gods.

"Dare you treat this operation as a children's adventure. Do you think you're a joy or a bear big bear two? It's not your daughter and son-in-law, you're so perfunctory?" The foam was flammable, and there were sparks everywhere on the Red Flame Mountain, and the thing had already turned to ash before it could be replaced.

"Look at what you said. Xiaoli is the same as my own daughter. I'm still waiting for her to cook for me. You see. Rock said as he tapped the foam with his fingers, watching as the foam shrank to the size of a normal key. The rock snapped its fingers. "Bang-" The bubble suddenly became huge again, and it shone green.

"Uh--well, I'll believe you." I have watched a lot of magic shows on TV, and many people are analyzing the flaws in magic. In my eyes, Panshi's performance just now is perfect, so let him try it.