"The king spares his life! I'm not lying, the blue-eyed monster did tell me he didn't know where the keys were. Don't--stop fighting, my legs are broken, and my waist is going to break. Far away, I heard Huang Shilang's voice begging for mercy. If it weren't for the presence of this king's new spirit pet next to me, I would have applauded.

"You're not telling the truth. Did you tell Qingmu Monster the secret and let him save his daughter and son-in-law? "It seems that the Golden Dragon King counted the stubble I saved my daughter on Huang Shilang's head.

"Hey, hey, hey, do you think Huang Shilang is so righteous? Will he still do such heroic deeds of righteousness and courage as he coaxes?" I stood behind the Golden Dragon King and said hello.

"That's right, who rescued the daughter of the blue-eyed monster?" The Golden Dragon King may be having a good fight, and he doesn't think about how there are more people around him.

"Didn't you personally send me a letter to pick up my daughter?" I stabbed the Golden Dragon King in the back.

"You--" The Golden Dragon King turned to see that it was me, and "whoosh" as if he had seen a ghost. Alas - are you okay if you jump far? How could I let you go so easily? It's time for us to settle our accounts. As soon as I pulled the Wusha in my hand, the end that was hanging on the belt of the Golden Dragon King just now was immediately recovered. "Bang--" The Golden Dragon King flew and fell in front of me.

"You say you kid does some stealing and stealing dogs all day. Shouldn't I give you a taste of dog sticks? "I raised the Wusha in my hand and slammed it on the waist of the Golden Dragon King." Ahh Am I that strong? I looked at my hand, and the shasa in my hand trembled. It turns out that you kid is making the dark! This won't kill the Golden Dragon King, will it?

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for saving your life." Huang Shilang dragged a waste leg and limped in front of me.

"What do you want me to say about you? You recognize the Lord and wipe your eyes to see clearly, what kind of character is the Golden Dragon King, and it is worth your life for him like this? That's what happened to you. "I looked at Huang Shilang as pitiful and ridiculous.

"Master, Shiro was forced, and he doesn't want to lie to you." Satoru was on the side to help. Well, you're the best match.

"Brother Qingmu, my family has been kidnapped by him, what do you think I can do?" Huang Shilang sat on the ground with his buttocks, as if he had been cramped.

"What? Kidnapping again? When did this happen?" Listening to Huang Shilang, I was also drunk. This golden dragon king is about to catch up with the gangsters of the underworld, and he only knows extortion all day long. Just this great god, what kind of official did the Emperor of Heaven appoint. This celestial realm is too chaotic!

"Just before I go to you. In order to get the Yin-Yang Mirror, they forced me to go to you. They say that only you can open the luni-yin-yang mirror. Their news about you in the world is also what they let people check. Your master is also in league with them. At the beginning, you were plotted by the Golden Dragon King, and your soul was also collected by your master. He deliberately took your second soul because he didn't want you to come back. But I didn't expect to hear that only you can open the yin-yang mirror, so I sent me to give you a soul. Huang Shilang's words are really too informative. Everything before is pretty much clear. So that's what happened. No wonder he went to my master Guangmu Shenjun so smoothly at the beginning, and he dared to love the family. No, it doesn't make sense, since my master doesn't want me to come back, then who gave me the soul shuttle with my two spirits? Could it be that the master couldn't bear to see me suffer in the world for the sake of the master and apprentice, so he dragged someone to hand it over to me? Alas—what a mess! But then again, how do I know how to open the Yin-Yang Mirror! These guys are all unreliable, so you can't figure it out before you do it. The yin-yang mirror is so small that I can move it! I can't go back to my home now, and my wife and children can't recognize me. You gods are really harmful!

"Okay, do you know where they're locked up now, your family?" The so-called "send the Buddha to the west and help people to the end", it is useless for me to complain about Huang Shilang, seeing that he is pitiful, it is better to help him find his family back first.

"I heard from the Golden Dragon King's subordinates that they were locked up in Chiyan Mountain, but this time I heard the Golden Dragon King say that his cave collapsed, and he said that I was the ghost, so I was beaten by him. I don't know where I'm locked up now. "Uh--I'm really sorry. It turned out that this time it was really me who caused Huang Shilang to be beaten. It seems that I am ashamed that this will not help him find his home.

"Okay then, I'll go to the cave of the Golden Dragon King of Red Flame Mountain first." Long story short. In a corner of the stinking cave of the Golden Dragon King of Chiyan Mountain, I found a nest of immortals surnamed Huang. They were crammed into a deep hole, but fortunately I rescued them in time to keep them from the stench of the corpses. Later, I asked them why they didn't escape on their own when there was no one there, and they replied that they had been locked in the cave for a long time and had forgotten the immortal law. Uh--well, to confirm that you are indeed Huang Shilang's relatives.

The scene of Huang Shilang meeting his family is really more touching than Aunt Qiong Yao's romance drama. Tears flowed like spring water in the mountains. I thought they would have to get together for at least half a day to talk about their longing, but I didn't expect that only ten minutes later, the plot changed abruptly. Huang Shilang's wife and a group of children surrounded Huang Shilang and barked wildly, almost biting together. When I asked, I found out that Huang Shilang did not prepare the chicken as agreed. I'm really sorry for Huang Shilang. suffered so many beatings for his family, and was complained by his family when he turned around. Well, I invited this meal, it should all be to comfort Huang Shilang's broken heart.

After settling Huang Shilang's family, I returned to my cave and stretched my limbs on the bed - that's called a comfort! As the saying goes, nothing is light. Now that our daughter is also married, and the Golden Dragon King has also cleaned up, isn't it time to think about our own business? In the future, should we be human beings or immortals? The advantage of being a man is to be accompanied by his wife and son, but the disadvantage is to earn money in order to live, but if you want to make money, you have to look at other people's eyebrows, and you can think about it. The advantage of being an immortal is that you can be free, anyway, the emperor is far away, and no one can care about us, the disadvantage is obvious, it's too lonely! Although there is a daughter and son-in-law to accompany him, and there is a rock to relieve boredom, this circle must be too small. Why don't we find another fairy? As soon as this thought came to mind, my wife's face when she was angry immediately came to mind, and I couldn't help but shudder. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, just think about it.

"Master--" I was lying on my bed, wondering if I should open a shop in town and make some pocket money, when I heard this in my ears. Has this Shiraishi become stupid again? Did you quarrel with your daughter? A good "father" is not called "master", do I have the face of Huang Shiren so much?

"Call Daddy!" I didn't even glance at who it was, and I replied.

"Uh--Lord--"

"I told you daddy, are you—" I rolled over and sat up. The huge "Condor Brother" in front of me was so shocked that I almost destroyed it with a miraculous skill. Didn't I set up an enchantment in front of the cave and behind the cave? How did this bird get in? Could it be that it has something to do with my blood?

"Hehe, it turned out to be Xiao Wu. What's the matter?" To hide my embarrassment, I reached out and stroked the shiny feathers in front of me.

"Can I stay here --- the future?" This bird has become a lot more restrained since becoming my spiritual pet, and I don't know if I am embarrassed or afraid of me?

"Huang Shilang was rescued. If you don't follow Huang Shilang honestly, what can you do when you come to me?" It's inexplicable! At the beginning, I thought of this bird as a spirit pet, but I was worried about being deceived. Now that it's done, what is it doing here? Could it be that Huang Shilang's family has too many mouths to open the pot, and they want me to come here to mix rice?

"I don't know why, I don't like Shiro that much now." What does this mean? Seeing your master's bear appearance yesterday, do you feel like you're losing your share? Since it is a spiritual pet, it should be a spiritual pet, how can it be picky.

"Hehe, don't like Shiro that much? Have you taken a fancy to me? I'll tell you, I'm not interested in birds. "The bird has changed a lot, but looking at it reminds me of how it tricked me into falling into the drain. With such a pet, the owner is not tired to death!

"No, no, I just admire the master, not love. It's true. Seeing the master knock the Golden Dragon King flying, I felt from the bottom of my heart that I should follow such a heroic master. "I'm so comfortable with this sycophant! It's no wonder that everyone loves to listen to nice words. Why don't we leave it behind? It's also a good way to have it sing to us every day.

"Can you sing? Sing a song to hear it. When Leng Buding heard me ask, Xiao Wu was a little confused.

"Uh--Satoru didn't have any special training, but he learned a few songs while wandering around the world. Why don't I sing "Catching Loaches". Ahem. The pond was full, the rain had stopped, and the thin mud at the edge of the field was full of loaches. Every day I wait for you, waiting for you to catch loaches. Big brother, okay, let's go catch loaches..."Hey--- I didn't expect this bird to learn so well. Just looking at a big bird singing a nursery rhyme, why do you think it's so weird?

"Stop, stop, change to an adult song, won't it? For example, "Orchid Flower" or "Walking to the West Exit". "I remember that I was sitting on the dirt bag in front of the cave and wanted to use these two songs to express my feelings, but I couldn't hold it back. This whole thing became a meme in my heart.

""Orchid Flower" will not, "Go West" has been heard. I'll give it a try. Ahem. Brother, you go to the west exit, little sister, I really can't stay, take that brother's hand, and send my brother to the gate..."I really worship this little bird!" It sings such a difficult folk song vividly. Admire, admire! Okay, your interview passed. I closed my eyes and reveled in the bird's song.

"Good! One more song! The sound of my voice made me jump out of bed. Then he saw the rock clapping vigorously. The daughter and Shiraishi stood at the entrance of the cave, also looking at Xiaowu with envy.

"Xiaoli, go and clean up the storage hole next to me. In the future, Xiaowu will be a member of our family. Its main task is to enrich everyone's spare time. Do you disagree with my decision? If not, everyone will collectively applaud and welcome the arrival of Satoru! ”

The warm applause represented everyone's heart.

"Satoru! Satoru! As soon as the applause fell, a discordant voice rang out. What a fucking disappointment!

"Ignore him. He couldn't get in anyway. "I gave you a look. My enchantment is that I can hear the voices outside, but the people outside can't hear the voices inside. So Huang Shilang shouldn't have heard Xiao Wu sing just now.

"Isn't that right? I'll go and explain it to Shiro. Shiro is not an unreasonable person. "Xiao Wu's feelings for Huang Shilang are still very deep!

"What if he orders you to go back with him?" I just picked up a treasure, how can I let go so easily.

"Now his orders don't seem to work for me." Satoru stole a glance at me.

"I see. Qingyi's statement of admitting the Lord is indeed true. "The way the rock knows it is very unpleasant for me to look at. As far as you know, you are knowledgeable. It's annoying!

"Gee, I've heard of that, too." My good daughter finally got a breath of relief for me. I squinted at the rock--- you think you're the encyclopedia of the heavenly realm?" Look, our daughter isn't bad either.

"Legend has it that Qingyi recognizes the Lord as true and false, and only the owner who can make it manifest itself is Allah. Xiao Wu followed Uncle Huang before and did not turn into a real body. This time, Daddy's blood made it manifest. So, Dad is the real owner of it. "My daughter's science popularization is concise and to the point, which really gives me a long face.

"Xiao Wu, you have to reason with your Uncle Huang. If he scolds you, don't talk back, if he hits you, you can endure it. That's it, anyway. Did you hear me clearly?" As soon as I heard that I was the real master of Xiaowu, I suddenly came to my senses, and I instantly had a lot of confidence to speak!

Satoru understood. Thanks to the host for the reminder. Satoru will go back as soon as he goes. "Looking at Satoru's back, I'm so proud! We're almost the same as that Yang Guo Yang hero now.

"Shiraishi, you go outside and keep an eye on it. If Huang Shilang dares to make a move, you will secretly clean him up. I pulled over the white stone and whispered. Shiraishi immediately understood what I meant and became invisible.

"Don't worry. Huang Shilang came back to send something to Xiao Wu. The rock sat facing the entrance of the cave, and he could see the situation outside. This guy is only saying it now, and I'm worried in vain. He must have done it on purpose! Just because my daughter stole the limelight just now. You wait, I'll have to review my air swap method when I eat later, and I don't have to forget it for a long time.

"Time flies, I am happy" I don't know in which book I have seen such a sentence. It's a fitting phrase to describe my current life. In order to save some money, I carved out a few small plots of land in front of and behind the cave. Since the last time the gods of the Heavenly Realm came to me to search for treasures, my land here seems to have become less barren. I don't know if it's because the gods and immortals brought immortal energy, or if they dug too deep into the ground and turned over the fertile soil deep underground. In short, the radish seedlings I planted have grown a lot, but I don't know if they will freeze to death in winter? I'm going to wait until the beginning of spring next year to plant something else. Winter is just around the corner, and the dishes are definitely getting more and more expensive. If the radishes can be harvested, then there will be some income by picking some and selling them in the town. I asked Satoru to go to the Nanhua Mountain area to catch a few pheasants, and now they are locked in a large cage waiting to be domesticated. Hopefully, they will hatch a few litters of chicks for me during the Chinese New Year and bring some good luck to my lifeless place. I took the time to visit my wife and son a few more times. Their lives are getting back on track. On the other hand, although I am still in the hospital, my physical condition has improved significantly. The last time I came back, I whispered to Shiraishi what kind of spell he had done to my mortal body? He said that he cast a small spell called "Hui Shuo", which allowed the soulless body to cope with the needs of daily life according to the memories left in his mind. After listening to Shiraishi's explanation, I can only sigh "There is no end to learning"! His wife's work was much easier under Director Sun's special care, and her face became much rudder. My son's self-consciousness increased, and his grades steadily increased. At present, he is participating in professional swimming training, and the teacher who took him has a high evaluation of him.

In the blink of an eye, it was early winter. The north wind made people hunch their necks. As far as my own feelings are concerned, the body of the fairy seems to have its own air conditioning. This also saves a lot of work, in addition to saving the cost of buying new clothes, it also eliminates the feeling of restraint caused by wearing clumsy and heavy cotton clothes, and the body can still stay fresh.

The daughter and Shiraishi went to the town to buy ingredients. Because of his size, I told him to be careful not to be seen by mortals, so he kept practicing a copy of the "Incarnation Technique" that he had dug out of the rock. Panshi received a secret decree from the Heavenly Emperor two days ago and went to the Heavenly Realm.

When the first snow fell in early winter, I was standing in front of the chicken coop to feed the chickens. At first, it was just a small snowflake, but it didn't take long for it to turn into a heavy snowfall. I hurriedly moved the coop to a newly opened storage hole, turned and ran to my turnip patch, and cast a little spell to cover the turnips with a small quilt, praying in my heart that they would hold on, and that I would not be overjoyed.

"The king is really good Yaxing." Maybe I was serving the radish too hard, and Huang Shilang didn't notice it when he got behind me. Do you understand that this is called "hard work"?

"You don't have to run to me every day. Don't you have something serious to do?" Since Huang Shilang came to me, he often came to my place to eat, and sometimes dragged his family to bring his mouth, and he simply regarded me as their canteen. Every time the whole family came, I had to cheer up 120,000 points. In the face of a dozen or so chicken coops staring at me with the eyes of thieves, my heart kept beating the drum, for fear that they would take one of them away if I was not careful.

"Hehe, you also know that it's hard to find a job now, especially for people like us who are uneducated and forgetful." Huang Shilang sneered.

"Why don't I introduce you to a job, the anthracite factory in the town is recruiting, you can try it, it doesn't seem to require much culture." Just kidding, the lazy and greedy guy still wants to live a good life, and there are no doors.

"Hehe, the ash of the coal plant is too big, our lungs are not good, and we can't do it. By the way, Satoru is not there?" As soon as Huang Shilang's eyes rolled, I knew that this guy must be fine.

"My family has been practicing in retreat, and I don't see outsiders for the time being. I'll talk about it when it's out. I deliberately said the four words "my Xiaowu" very loudly, just to tell Huang Shilang that if you want to beat Xiaowu's idea, you must pass my level first.

"I just wanted to ask it for a favor, and it didn't take much time. It's true. Huang Shilang seemed to be a little cold, and kept rubbing his hands.

"Do you not understand human speech or do you have no ears? I said that my little master is practicing in retreat. How can you just come out and meet people in retreat? If he goes mad, who can afford to take this responsibility? You? I don't think even a feather on my family's Xiaowu can be broken to ashes. You'd better go quickly. Save yourself from waiting for the snow to stop, the road becomes slippery, and you fall into the pit. "I used to be a little sympathetic to Huang Shilang, and I felt that it was not easy for him to drag his family. After learning the truth, he found that the problem was entirely on his own. As the saying goes, "the son is not the fault of the father, and the wife is not the fault of the husband". As for his litter, the whole thing is used to coming out. No matter what his wife and children want to do, Huang Shilang agrees, regardless of whether it is reasonable or not, whether it is moral or not, the result is that everyone is disgusted, and the dog barks when he sees the dog.

"Uh--can you lend me three of your chickens? My wife's family is here, so I have to entertain her. "Huang Shilang's face is really thick-skinned, and he really dares to open this mouth.

"Say it again! I didn't hear it clearly. I was dumbfounded. Borrowing chickens? Three more? Do you know how much effort I put into it for those chickens, your uncle?

"Hehe, you see it's freezing this day, and it's not easy to find food. All the children in the house were screaming with hunger. I--" Huang Shilang's eyes burst into tears, if he finds another piece of torn clothes for him to change into, then he will be a Yang Bailao! Why is this Huang Shiren feeling in my heart coming back? No, I have to find out how many times I have been reincarnated in the hundreds of years since the battle with the Golden Dragon King. I always thought that this life was directly connected to the post-war period, but now it seems that it is not. Otherwise, why do they all make me feel like Huang Shiren in front of me?

"Okay, okay, hey--this is twenty yuan, you take it and buy forty steamed buns, and feed your rat boys first." But I'll leave it here, this is the last time I'll help you. Don't bother us anymore. "When I was a mortal, I was a wise person who protected myself, and good people and good deeds were only done without harming my own interests. Now Huang Shilang's family is a bottomless pit. Whoever likes to help who helps, I can't care about it.

"Eh--the king doesn't have to be so ruthless! Anyway, I'll help you bring your soul back into your immortal body. "Huang Shilang doesn't say anything. When he mentioned it, I was furious.

"You shameless thing, do you really have the face to say? Do you think I'm willing to become a god?" I kicked Huang Shilang over, and riding on him was a mess.

"Ahh I was wrong, my lord! Huang Shilang covered his face and dodged my attacks on his face left and right.

"Dad, why did you beat Uncle Huang?" My daughter and Shiraishi may have just come back from town and saw me beating Huang Shiro and hurriedly came over to fight.

"What Uncle Huang? Bah--- I deserve it? He is a big white-eyed wolf, raising a litter of hungry wolves with no quality. If I don't clean him up today, he won't know that grandpa also has a temper. "I still have a sense of proportion when I beat Huang Shilang, I didn't use my divine power, I just scratched and scratched his face, the purpose was to let his wife and children see that other people's advantages are not so easy to take advantage of!

"Get out--" Seeing that the wound on Huang Shilang's face was almost enough, I let go of my hand. Huang Shilang ran away with a roll.

"Ouch - what's going on? Am I missing out on something good?" Panshi, who had just rushed back, looked at Huang Shilang's back, with a look of regret that he didn't see a good show.

"You all remember to me, don't let anyone from Huang Shilang and his family come in in the future." I snorted angrily and announced the ban on Huang Shilang's entire family.

"Hahaha, okay, okay. Come back to the house and wait for me to announce the good news. Rock laughed a few times and pulled me into the cave. My daughter and Shiraishi may not have seen me so angry for a long time, and they are a little uncomfortable, so they quietly follow us without saying a word.

"Hey--you three don't ask any good news?" When he entered the cave, he was a little depressed when he saw that his words did not stir up the slightest wave.

"What's the good news?" What's the good news?" The daughter and Shiraishi hurried to ask questions together like two obedient students.

"That's great news! Seeing that the end of the year is coming soon, ah, haha" Rock laughed dryly and looked at the three of us. We stared at him with wide eyes and inexplicable eyes.

"It's only early winter, and there are still more than two months before the end of the year." Shiraishi muttered quietly dissatisfied with the rock's misspeech.

"What do children understand? But when it's winter, it's called the end of the year, you know?" Panshi was a little dissatisfied with Shiraishi's interruption and glared at Shiraishi.

"You're going to say it quickly, what's the good thing? Not to mention that I went to sleep. I'm tired from my work just now. "I can't stand the sale of people.

"You are tired from fighting, what kind of work do you do?" The daughter didn't know which tendon was wrong, so she provoked her father's trouble.

"Hey--I said you're a girl, and when you're married, someone supports you, and you dare to squeeze your dad." I saw that my hands were a little gray, so I couldn't help rubbing my hands against each other. When my daughter saw it, she thought I was going to beat her, so she quickly moved back. Shiraishi "Woo" suddenly stood in front of his daughter. Well, if it's really "the water spilled by the married daughter", we will become outsiders so soon.

"Okay, okay, I'm to blame for this. Don't fight each other. The Emperor of Heaven is preparing to gather a celestial assembly and invite all the great gods to go to the Heavenly Palace for a party. Well, isn't that great news?" Panshi saw that the atmosphere was not quite right, and hurriedly announced the news.

"Cut--not interested." My daughter was probably frightened by me and pouted absentmindedly with her head down.

"Is it room and board?" Since it's a celestial festival, why don't you have to do it for a few days? If you pay for it, forget it. At present, we all have to tighten our belts in the world, break our fingers to live, and we don't have a dime in the heavenly realm, so it's too embarrassing not to be like a beggar.

"Hehe, you can't eat it. We'll be back after dinner. "Rock obviously didn't expect the reaction to the news to be so bleak.

"Isn't it just a meal, and what do you say? Cut--"Wouldn't it be a fuss to run to the sky for a meal!"

"I heard that there will be a lottery for this party." Rock hurriedly added. This one is the most critical!

"What's the prize?" As soon as I heard that there was a lottery, not only me, but also my daughter and Shiraishi, who turned around and were about to leave, came to the rock at the speed of light.

"This --- Heavenly Emperor didn't say it, he only said that there was a mysterious prize. I don't think the Emperor will bluff people, right?" Mystery Prize"? Could it be a celestial treasure like the Gathering Spirit Shuttle? If it is, it would be great, we now have three treasures in our hands, and then we will just make up an even number, and the four joys will be coming, and the majesty will be in all directions!

"When are you going?" In the end, it was a child, and her daughter couldn't wait as soon as she heard that there was a prize.

"The day after tomorrow. However - places are limited. "Rock, this guy is really underwhelmed. The last sentence is not said sooner. Now that everyone has been lit by you, who are eager to win the prize, I think you dare to extinguish it?

"Our Heavenly Duty in Yinyang Lake has set up two positions, one supervisor and one administrator, that is, your father and me. So what's it – we're both definitely in the spot. As soon as Panshi finished saying this, his daughter's face was pulled down, and Shiraishi also looked stupid.

"But -- one family member for every day clerk." Do you think the rock should be beaten? Isn't that just going with everyone? Hey? No, no, there is still a little enlightenment here. What's the matter? Fortunately, Xiao Wu was still practicing the "Incarnation Technique" in its cave at this time, otherwise it would not be the same embarrassment.

Uh--I can really come whatever I want--Satoru was standing at the entrance of the cave, staring at us all silently.

"Uh-wait, I'll see if there's anything special on the invitation." As soon as Panshi saw Xiao Wu's appearance, he knew that he had offended this divine bird, and a layer of sweat couldn't help but ooze from his forehead, and he hurriedly reached out and took out two golden invitations from his arms.

"Ahh It says that the mounts of the Celestial Officers can go with them. I don't know if I can give in?" Rock wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hand and let out a sigh.

"I listen to my master." Xiao Wu's two wings were raised as if they were arched hands. The daughter and Shiraishi were ready to cheer.

"Then let's take Satoru with me." I now know how much the burden is on the Boss's shoulders.

"Oh-yes!" My daughter and Shiraishi held hands and held high together, which convinced me that the aftermath of their newmarriage was still serious.