Celestial, I'm coming! The first time I came to the Celestial Realm was to track the rock, and I didn't bother to appreciate the beauty of the Celestial Realm. This time it's different, we are Zhengda and were invited by the Emperor of Heaven in a bright and upright manner! There is an invitation card to prove it. I shook the invitation card in my hand, and the gate keeper immediately flashed to the side and made a gesture of invitation.

"Dad, this celestial realm is no different from before!" The daughter looked left and right, and didn't seem to be very interested.

"What? You've been here before?" I myself came back this time, but I didn't expect my daughter to be a frequent visitor here. Oh---yes, yes, let's forget about our past life. As a working employee of the Celestial Realm, how can you not come to the Celestial Realm often? Naturally, my daughter will come to play with her.

"Xiaoli, look, the broken tile was still there when we came last time, and there were a few more broken ones next to it." Shiraishi pointed to the long dripping eaves sticking out of the left side of the main hall in front of him. I couldn't help but sniff. It's been hundreds of years, and the finances of this heavenly realm are as red as its background. If that's the case, then wouldn't it be interesting for us to come this time. This time, it seems that the grand prize is much lower than we expected.

"Rock Immortal, I'm glad to be there. Ouch - isn't this the Seedlings General? I haven't seen you in a long time, how are you doing?" An old man with a kind and amiable face bowed his hand to us.

"Twilight Cloud Immortal, I am fortunate to be happy." Rock smacked me with his elbow. I hurriedly followed him and bowed my hand to the other party, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

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Oops, this is tired! Seeing an arch of his hand, so many immortals don't cripple people. No, we'll have to take a break. I held my waist and pulled the rock with my daughter and Shiraishi to hide behind a large pillar. Mortals say that there are many immortals and how much freedom they have. I don't think this is any different from when I have dinner at work, I have to smile, pat myself on the back, and say polite words, not only physically tired, but also mentally tired.

"Rock Immortal, I haven't seen you for many years, everything is okay?" A dreamlike fairy seems to have come to us on purpose to find the rock.

"Hehe, peony fairy, I haven't seen you for many years, but the fairy is still so delicate and dignified!" For some reason, Panshi's face turned red. I took my daughter and Shiraishi and hurriedly surrendered my hand. I finally met a character I had heard of, and it was also the maiden family of our wife in my previous life.

"This is ---? Seedlings?" The Peony Fairy looked at me carefully, and it seemed a little incredulous.

"The seedlings are not fake, but this seedlings are no longer the seedlings." Rock restrained his shyness and solemnly introduced me.

"Aunt Peony, do you remember Xiaoli?" The daughter stepped forward and bowed deeply to the peony fairy.

"Xiaoli, I haven't seen you for many years, but you've grown so big. If only you mother--alas! The peony fairy sighed lightly, and my heart couldn't help but hurt. It is really worthy of being the king of flowers, the atmosphere is beautiful and beautiful, and there is a bit of wisdom hidden in the brightness. I'm so pitiful! This first appearance caused many fairies in the temple to lose a little color.

"Aunt Peony, this is my husband Jun Baishi." Xiao Li dragged Shiraishi from behind me to the fairy. Shiraishi lowered his head and seemed a little shy, his face flushed.

"Okay, okay, your mother is also a wish." Tears glistened in the corners of the fairy's eyes, and she looked more and more charming.

"The Emperor of Heaven has arrived--" with a long shout. The people hurried to the throne. I saw a middle-aged man with an ordinary face slowly walking up to the main seat. It turns out that the Emperor of Heaven looks like this. I didn't see a real person in the middle of a screen when I came back, and now I don't see anything unsightly, it's a middle-aged uncle, and I'm a passerby standing on the road.

"Gods, Monarchs, Fairies, please sit down." The Emperor waved his hand, and everyone sat down according to the designated seats. The peony fairy waved her hand at us and walked to the table next to us.

Ten people per table. Except for Xiao Wu, who was going to dine in the outer courtyard with the mounts of the great gods, the remaining four sat at a table with the other six immortals of the same vocation and their families. Rock greeted each other politely, and the three of us could only nod and give up.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Let me first talk about the arrangements for this party. First of all, the Emperor of Heaven will give you a report. This was followed by a cabaret show. Then there is a feast, and a lottery is held in the middle. There are three prizes, two prizes, one first prize and one grand prize in this lucky draw. The prize will be kept secret for the time being, and everyone will know when they get their hands on it. Next, the Emperor of Heaven will give you a report on the overall operation of the Heavenly Realm in the past 10,000 years. Warm welcome everyone! "An old man with white hair and a white beard should be the host of this party. Rock whispered to me that it was the Red Man Taibai Shenjun in front of the Heavenly Emperor. I wondered if this was the same person I had heard about in the mortal world. Looking at the celebrity in front of him, it really matches his name very much, except for his hair and beard, he is dressed in white, his face is pale, his mouth is full of shiny white teeth, and even the ribbon that binds his hair is white silk, which is really white and dazzling!

"Ahem-since the birth of heaven and earth, the heavenly realm has changed with each passing day, and as the lord of the heavenly realm, I would like to thank all the guests for their contributions to the heavenly realm over the years. Next, I will share with you all the experiences in the heavenly realm in the past 10,000 years. ......" The leader's report is the same.

I glanced around at a few people, and everyone was doing their own thing. Some are carefully studying the palm of the hand, some are playing with the tea leaves in the cup in front of them, some are whispering to the next to them, and the most interesting one divides his long beard into several strands, braids the pigtails seriously, and is slightly dissatisfied with the dismantling and starting over. The daughter and Baishi kept biting the root of their ears, and they made people envious, jealous and hateful when they looked at them. I had nothing to do but pull a thread on the rock's clothes, and accidentally pulled a large section off, and the rock's clothes immediately cracked. I hurriedly pretended to look somewhere else, so as not to be caught by him looking for me. The turn of his head met the eyes that were staring at me. Who else could it be if it wasn't the Golden Dragon King! It seems that the stick didn't kill him, it's a pity. The Golden Dragon King's seat is separated from me by two tables, but because there are too many immortals, the table is crowded, so it is not too far from him. If eyes could kill, I believe I would have been killed by the Golden Dragon King a thousand times. I winked at him and handed him a warm smile. The Golden Dragon King may have been so angry that he forgot the cup he was holding. There was a "pop", and the water splashed. The Emperor of Heaven was about to talk about the beginning of his life, and he was so frightened that he almost fell off his chair. Everyone stared at the Golden Dragon King in unison. The Golden Dragon King's face turned pale and he stayed on the spot.

"Golden Dragon Immortal, are you dissatisfied with what I said?" The Heavenly Emperor, who was held by Taibai, was a little depressed, with a hint of forbearance in his tone.

"Eh--don't dare, don't dare, return to the Emperor of Heaven, just now it was just--a cockroach climbed onto the minister's feet." The Golden Dragon King seemed to be a little smug about his comparison of me to a cockroach, and squinted at me and picked the corner of his mouth.

"Huh--cockroaches? It's just nonsense. Where did the cockroaches come from in my dignified Heavenly Emperor Palace? Seeing that you are still sneering at the corners of your mouth, it seems that you don't take this Heavenly Emperor in your eyes. Come on, pull this down for me and lock me up in the rancid pool of my back garden. Doesn't he like to play with cockroaches, so let him have enough. The Emperor of Heaven gave an order, and several heavenly soldiers rushed out from both sides, and pressed the Golden Dragon King to the ground and tied him up.

"Wronged! Emperor of Heaven, the minister really didn't mean it! The Golden Dragon King shouted and was pulled out by the Heavenly Soldiers. This is good, all the gods who are not doing their business just now have straightened their waists and faced the Emperor of Heaven, and put on a posture of listening carefully to the report. It turned out that the Emperor of Heaven had long been dissatisfied with the performance of everyone on the scene, and there happened to be an opportunity for him to take advantage of it. The Golden Dragon King looked like he was hitting the muzzle of the gun.

"Report continues, continues." Taibai Shenjun received the look of the Heavenly Emperor and hurriedly diverted everyone's attention.

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The leader's report is often written by the secretary, and in order to win the favor of the leader, the secretary naturally has to give full play to his literary skills that he has reserved for many years, and dedicate a splendid speech to the leader. The Emperor may not have read much for a long time, and many words are a little unfamiliar, so he stumbles and typos, and typos keep coming out of his mouth. At first, everyone endured it, but when he said the word "fierce drinking and trouble", several gods who seemed to be quite knowledgeable directly turned purple, and one of them staggered off the chair on the spot...

After making the report, the Emperor of Heaven left the table on the spot with a black face. Everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief together. My own philology is not very good, so I am basically indifferent to the mistakes of the Emperor of Heaven, and I can only look at a group of great gods who turn their heads and cover their mouths and snicker.

The song and dance performance is carried out by the fairies of the Valley of Hundred Flowers. When we were in the world, we only saw beautiful women dancing in movies and television, and they all wore heavy makeup and couldn't see the beauty and ugliness. This time, watching the live version really feels very different. Not to mention how beautiful the dance is, just say that the fairies of the Valley of Hundred Flowers are all the best in the world. What a feast for the eyes! However, the daughter didn't seem to be interested in cabaret performances, and she pulled Shiraishi's ear and whispered. I saw that Shiraishi's eyes were almost slanted to his head. Rock is like a singing and dancing expert, dancing to the beat of the music. My mind was wondering if I would let Panshi perform a show with Xiaowu during the Chinese New Year?

It's finally time to eat. As soon as everyone raised their chopsticks, there was another uproar on the main stage.

"Everyone, be quiet. Next, please ask the Emperor and Queen of Heaven to draw a small prize for everyone first. When this voice came out, everyone applauded! I'm interested in what the diva looks like? At first glance, it turned out to be a young and beautiful girl. It was a reversal of what I had in mind. I didn't expect the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven to be a match of old and young, it seems that whether it is the world or the heavenly realm, this man likes young and beautiful girls.

"What are you thinking? The emperor and queen of heaven are about the same age. It's just that women like maintenance, and divas are no exception. Rock glared at me disapprerovingly. I could only lower my head and reflect on myself. Well, I was wrong again. It seems that maintenance is still very necessary. If there is, I will never stop my wife from going to the beauty salon to spend money on it.

"Who's the number three at table twelve?" Taibai took a small piece of paper and shouted at us. I hurriedly rummaged through my pockets to see the lottery ticket given by the little fairy child when I first entered the door. It doesn't matter if you look at it, my heart is beating when I see it! This luck is also good, isn't it who else we are!

"If you don't make a sound, it's invalid!" It's too white, as if I'm hungry.

"Don't be invalid, it's me! It's me! I was in a hurry to stand up, but the position was too narrow, and I arched back, and with a "bang", the people behind me were pushed up to the table.

"Hahaha..."Everyone laughed.

"Hey, who am I? This isn't our little green. At this end, everyone laughed again. Xiaoqing? I'm still a novice! This name must be changed, and if you don't change it, you can't mix it up in this heavenly realm. With a flushed face, I went to pick up a long box-shaped prize from the Heavenly Emperor's hand. The Emperor of Heaven deliberately slowed down by half a beat, so that I held my hand up and didn't pick it up.

"Xiaoqing, your task is arduous, you have to do it well!" The Emperor grabbed my raised hand and blew into my ear in a serious voice.

"Emperor of Heaven, look at what you said. Why didn't we do a good job?" I thought to myself, why didn't I see the sound of food distribution when I worked for you! No, we have to talk to the Emperor of Heaven about this later, otherwise, not only will the Heavenly Realm not be able to get along, but this world will also be unable to stay.

"Dad give it to me, I'll see what the award is?" My daughter seemed to be more excited than I was, and snatched the prize from me.

"Cut -- it turned out to be a brush." The woman stuffed the prize back into my hand in disappointment. What's wrong with the brush? Let's just go back and have nothing to do, so we can practice calligraphy. I happily put the pen back in the case.

"Okay, okay, let's ask the queen to draw a third prize for us." Taibai had an impatient expression. Everyone continued to heckle.

"Good apprentice, if you win the prize, you won't go to drink two glasses with the master." A cold hand rested on my shoulder. I looked up and met a pair of large, golden eyes like lanterns. This old guy seems to have completely forgotten what happened to me a while ago. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart - the city is deep enough!

"Ouch, master, your old man is here too. Come on, come on, sit down, sit down. I got up and pressed Hiromu Kami-kun into my chair.

"Xiaoli, Baishi, hurry, pour wine, pour wine." I picked up the glass full of Shiraishi and toasted without saying anything. Old thing, this glass of wine should be our casual wine.

"Good boy, that's interesting. Come, the master toasts you. Hiromu Shenjun stood up, picked up the refilled wine glass, and his eyes began to glow. I thought to myself, this is here again. What the hell do you want to do? I couldn't help but gather my divine power and gently close my eyes, and then suddenly opened them to meet those giant eyes.

"Ouch--" Hiromu Shenjun didn't expect that I would dare to compete with him on such an occasion, and he seemed to be defenseless in the face of my blue eye light, so he really shook his body and spilled the wine on the ground.

"Master, look at you, you are still so reckless at this age. Or drink less. "I gently helped the Wide-eyed Divine Monarch, and by the way, I secretly probed his brain with the divine power. I just want to know what my master and Dongyang's gang have in mind? I couldn't help but be furious. It turned out that they took advantage of the fact that all of us came out of the cave to the Heavenly Realm and sent the Golden Red Demon to our cave to find the key. Finding the key is secondary, and I'm afraid that they will spoil the radish seedlings I have worked so hard to cultivate.

"Hehe, good boy, there is a set, it seems that you have found another master as a teacher outside these years." The wide-eyed Shenjun squinted, and only a big mouth remained on his entire face, looking like a hippopotamus. What is the best person to be a teacher? This is a valuable life experience that I have accumulated over the years of hard work in the world! Like you, these great gods know to hide in their nests and sit in wells and watch the sky.

"Who would want an obedient apprentice like me except for you, old man." I secretly sent a message to the rock. Rock smiled and pursed his lips. Does that mean let them go? But man, my radish seedlings are still very important! We're going to rely on them to fill our mouths this winter! No, I'll have to check it out. Anyway, we've already won the award, and I guess there's nothing to do with us later.

"Ouch, master, my stomach is uncomfortable, did you poison the wine you just gave me?" I deliberately clutched my stomach and looked pained.

"I said Xiaoqing, these shoes can be worn indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. You've been punished, you know? This is the retribution for disrespecting the teacher! Hiromu Divine Monarch happily went back to their table to report the situation. From a distance, I saw Dongyang and the others at the same table as the wide-eyed Shenjun, listening to his report, and they were all happy.

You wait, and I'll talk to you when I get back.

I slipped out of the temple door with my stomach covered and went to my cave mansion, and I almost didn't make a sound out of it. The Golden Red Demon may have been scared by me, and is holding a thin stick to beat the barrier I have set up.

"Dig a hole from here, maybe you'll be able to get through." I stood behind the Golden Red Demon and pointed at him.

"Oh--yes! Thank you. Why didn't I think of that?" The Golden Red Demon turned around and saw that it was me, staying in place, his legs shaking into a sieve.

"You say I'm taking you like a thief and breaking your leg? Or did it just kill you?" I slowly raised the wusha in my hand.

"Oh, spare your life! King. I don't dare anymore. "It stands to reason that this Golden Red Demon can be regarded as having some Taoism, but I don't know if he has been lazy over the years or if our Taoism has really improved like a rocket as the master said. He couldn't dodge my Usha. The golden red demon was smashed and cried his father and called his mother.

"Get out--" Thinking about the Golden Red Demon is also a small character, I don't want to commit a killing ring and kick him out of the way. He couldn't walk on his legs, so he could only spread his wings and staggered away.

Back in the main hall of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, the drinking party continued. Rock took me by the hand to see if I was really poisoned.

"It's okay, it's okay. Just now it was just an urgency to urinate. I shook off the rock's hand and sat down at the table, quickly stuffing something into my mouth. Although the food in this heavenly realm does not taste good, it should be better than that of the mortal world, right? Besides, I don't have to eat more of this free thing, and I won't have to spend my own money when I go back.

"Why did you go for so long? Could it be that you are constipated?" Please, Rock Immortal, this is eating! What is constipation and inconstipation, I really convinced you!

"You don't hurry up and eat. I'm telling you, we won't fire for three days when we go back. "I really won't take advantage of it! Usually at home, you eat hard. This doesn't cost money, no matter how bad it is, it's better than steamed buns!

"I don't care about you. It's okay. Eat, eat. Rock saw that I was really okay and anxious, so he picked up the plate in front of him and pulled it into his bowl. Several gods and their families at the same table had never seen such a shameless person, and they all stopped the chopsticks in their hands with a look of disdain. This just happened to be cheaper for me and the rock. The two of us swept through, and in an instant there were only a dozen or so empty plates left on the table. I looked up at the soup on the empty plate on the table in front of me, and then I remembered my daughter and Shiraishi.

"Xiaoli, Baishi, have you two eaten enough?" I saw that these two children were just staring at the Emperor and the Queen of Heaven, and they must not have moved their chopsticks much. What's going on here? No matter how you say it, you have to fill your stomach to say it!

"Hey--I said fairy, are there any more dishes? You see, we don't have enough food at this table! "I grabbed a little fairy boy who passed by.

"Oh, I said, God, this dish is all according to people's heads. It's gone after eating. The little fairy boy looked impatient, and seemed a little disgusted with our ability to eat so much.

"Is there anything else to eat?" I can't let my two children go hungry.

"Only steamed buns are left." The little fairy boy looked around and didn't know who he was looking for.

"Then give us more steamed buns." As I spoke, I turned around and looked again, but I saw the shadow of the fairy child. Could it be that we just said it in vain? Why is the service of the Emperor's Palace so bad this day! No, there's no one waiting for us to find it ourselves.

I quietly followed a few little fairy children who served tea and poured water into the backyard kitchen. Well, a bunch of fairy children are gathering here to eat and drink spicy food! It's no wonder that the dishes I ate just now were either bones or leftovers, and they filled their own pockets with the delicious food.

I borrowed the experience of the monkey grandson and turned into a sleepy worm and flew under the nose of every fairychild. When they all closed their eyes, I found a big bucket, washed it first, and couldn't care whether the strings were smelly or not, poured all the delicious things in front of the fairies into the bucket, and ripped off the curtain in the kitchen, and saw that it was still clean, shook off the ashes, and packed all the steamed buns in the steamer, and then flashed back to our cave. I thought that there was a day in heaven and a year on the earth, and these things should not be broken when I came back, so I cast some immortal magic to seal the food, and then flashed back to the main hall of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace. This time, we finally have peace of mind. Have fun, kids, it's never too late to go back and eat.

"Well, who else has won the lottery?" Looking at my daughter's excited little face, I thought she had won the prize.

"Don't mention it. The queen's hands were so smelly that she smoked all her sisters. Look at them! But the grand prize is about to be drawn. We still have a chance. I followed my daughter's gaze and immediately understood what was going on. The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, no wonder those little fairies know to keep the good things for themselves. In order to please a group of good sisters, she also let out her old face, and cheating is not easy for her, a great god.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the long-awaited moment has finally arrived. Now, let's gather all our eyes here and see which great god will win today's grand prize?" Taibai should have drunk too much, and staggered in front of the Emperor with the lottery box. A few people next to him looked at him as if he was about to fall, and they wanted to help him but he wouldn't let him. In everyone's worried eyes, he finally fulfilled his mission and raised the lottery box in front of the Emperor.

"Number two of table two! Hahaha, I know who it is. Who was the one who just said I was cheating? Dongyang Shenjun, I see what else you have to say! Hahaha..."Taibai finally couldn't hold on, shaking a prize roll in his hand and lying on the ground like a slowly descending flag.

"Congratulations to Dongyang Shenjun." A group of sycophants immediately surrounded Dongyang Shenjun with wine in their arms and began to toast.

"Dongyang Shenjun, do you still want your grand prize?" The Emperor of Heaven seemed to be a little unhappy when he saw that no one was paying attention to him while holding a big box. The faces of the sycophants were embarrassed.

"Yes, yes, yes." In order to alleviate the Emperor's suspicion of him, Dongyang Shenjun trotted to the Emperor like a pug with his buttocks.

"This grand prize is something I waited for with a handful of and urine. You must cherish it. The Emperor's words surprised the gods. Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven saw that Dongyang was so old and still had no children under his knees, and passed on his child as a gift to Dongyang Shenjun? Many people began to secretly rejoice that they didn't win the award, and it's not a trivial matter to add a mouth to this family! Dongyang Shenjun's old face was blue and white for a while, and it was estimated that it was about the same as everyone thought.

"Let's open it and take a look." There were some ill-intentioned people next to him who began to agitate for Dongyang Shenjun.

"This--" Facing a huge green radish in the box, Dongyang Shenjun's old face was swollen red, on the one hand, he was embarrassed that he would misunderstand the meaning of the Heavenly Emperor, and on the other hand, he was embarrassed to hold this strange grand prize.

"Puff puff...", many people forced their laughter to leak their breath.

"What, don't like it?" The Emperor of Heaven pulled his face, and everyone gasped, and they all gritted their teeth so loudly that they squeaked.

"I like it, I love it so much. Lao Chen must have stewed it as soon as he went home, and the whole family felt the gift of the Emperor together. "Dongyang Shenjun's face-changing technique is really learned, and when he turns around, he has a flattering smile.

"Let me tell you all, in this world, there is a saying that eats radish in winter and ginger in summer. This radish, eaten in winter, can not only moisten the lungs, dissolve phlegm, reduce qi, relieve cough and asthma, but also promote digestion, enhance the body's immunity, and improve the body's ability to resist disease. The common people in the mortal world call the winter radish also called the little ginseng. Therefore all of you remember, in the winter, eat more turnips. I chose the biggest radish in my back garden as the grand prize. In addition, if any of you want to eat radish, you can tell Taibai, and he should tell you the price. Okay, let's go ahead and eat. "The Emperor of Heaven gave everyone a lesson on turnips in one go.

The crowd applauded enthusiastically. Many people have begun to go to Taibai, who has just come to his senses, to inquire about the price of the Emperor's radishes. I'm so envious! That's the benefit of being an official! I don't know what price the radishes in our field can sell?

"This kid, if you don't win the lottery, you won't win, what's the big deal? When you go home, your dad will go to our field and pull the biggest radish for you. After listening to the Emperor's class, I turned around and saw my daughter lying on Baishi's legs, twitching her body. I thought she was crying because she didn't win the prize.

"Ignore her, she's laughing." Panshi's words directly made the few gods next to him who were holding back their internal injuries directly collapse. Fortunately, the figure of the Emperor of Heaven had disappeared at the side door of the main hall at this time, otherwise I don't know what kind of tragedy would have happened.