Ever since I knew that I had been identified by the Emperor of Heaven as a candidate for the Yin-Yang Mirror Key, I had been sitting in the cave all day wondering how to get out of my current predicament. Based on my decades of life experience, there are only three paths I can take at the moment. The first is to let the Emperor of Heaven be replaced. The second is to find a way to make the yin-yang mirror unable to open. The third is to find a way to block the flamevent of the yin-yang mirror so that it can't breathe fire. I think we have guarded the Yin-Yang Mirror for thousands of years, and we haven't visited the biggest god who is going to take our lives, so I decided to take a look at the Yin-Yang Mirror first.

Rock knew what I was up to, but it didn't stop me. I think he probably thinks that with my current strength, he can't move the Yin-Yang Mirror at all. I can't control it that much, it's a life-and-death moment for me, no matter what way it is used first.

When I got to the ground, Panshi pointed to the position of the yin-yang mirror with his big hand, and he didn't bother to pay attention to me, so he went back to sleep in the house. I turned east and west according to the direction pointed by the rock, and saw a bear in a huge hole as large as a gymnasium. At first, I thought I had found the wrong direction, but I could send out my divine sense to look around, and there was such a broken thing under the entire Yin-Yang Lake, which was different from ordinary things. This product simply subverts my normal perception of the mirror, from a distance it looks like the head of the most commonly used mop in the homes of ordinary people in the world, and up close it looks like a large pile of messy wool casually thrown on the ground, and it can be imagined as a monster with vigorous hair that has been killed. I don't know if the gods of ancient times didn't use mirrors, or the meaning of the word "mirror" itself was misunderstood by our descendants, anyway, I didn't see half of my own shadow in the face of this thing.

"Hey, God, wake up." Without thinking about it, I poked the monster in front of me with my finger. As a result, the fingers were unusually hard, completely different from the visual sense. I poked it in a different place and found that it was the same. It turned out to be a pile of hairy metallic substance. The first thing that came to my mind was, this can't be a UFO left by aliens, right? If this is the case, then this universe is too lively, not only people and gods but also aliens. I thought that the so-called aliens of mortals were the current gods, but now it seems that I really have to re-understand this infinite universe.

I circled around the massive mass and sent out my divine sense to try to get inside it, only to be blocked by a divine force. It seems that this is the masterpiece of the Emperor of Heaven. What can you do if you can't get inside here? I suddenly remembered the appearance of the Golden Red Demon knocking in front of my cave a while ago. By the way, what did we say at the time?" Dig a hole into it"? That's right, under normal circumstances, the enchantments set up by the gods are based on the ground, and I guess I don't bother to think about this underground thing. Let's try the most primitive method.

As soon as I stretched my hand to my waist, the Wusha came to my hand, and I launched my mind to turn it into a sharp tool for digging a pit, first digging a three-meter-deep pit one meter away from the yin-yang mirror (although I don't want to call it that, but for the sake of saving trouble, I still call it that), and dug a one-meter-square hole at the bottom of the pit, and dug five or six meters along the hole, and then dug it up. Hey – when I hear the "dang" sound, I know we've made it!

I poked out my sense and entered the inside of the Yin-Yang Mirror, only to be disappointed. There are no complicated buttons, displays, etc., that you see in the movies, it's just a complete piece of metal. Looking at this situation, this thing really looks like a naturally formed object, with no traces of man-made or magical workmanship at all. Since it's not an imaginary UFO, we can only follow the old folk routines.

I hollowed out all the soil under the yin-yang mirror. The Yin-Yang Mirror fell into the pit I dug at once, and the Heavenly Emperor's enchantment let it stay on it as a protective cover. I got a big bucket of chicken blood from the chicken seller in the town (I wanted to get some more dog blood, but the people in our place seem to have too much affection for dogs, and no one is willing to kill them.) I don't know where that grandson always got the dog blood last time? First poured a puddle in the middle of the yin-yang mirror, and the rest of the scattered scattered here and there, I didn't think it was enjoyable, and decided to go to the place where the chickens were sold tomorrow to get more. When it got dark, I woke up Shiraishi and came with me to the town's public toilets. Shiraishi covered his nose and turned around to run, but I dragged him back. He had no choice but to tear off the corner of his clothes and cover his face. I wondered if he was stupid and hadn't finished yet. Just covering your face to block the smell? It's better to stuff two balls of paper directly into your nose. But then I thought about it and I couldn't breathe and had to open my mouth, and I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach. In the end, I was smart enough to wrap my head directly, haha, it's really a good invisible gas mask! I was going to use the Usha as a tool, but this kid wrapped himself around my waist and couldn't survive. There was no way, so I asked Baishi to go to the villager's house in the dark and "borrowed" a long spoon for scooping dung water. We tossed back and forth more than a dozen times, and finally scooped the dung pit of the public toilet to the bottom. Seeing that the entire exposed part of the Yin-Yang Mirror was almost completely covered in dung, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Let you open, your mouth will stink you first.

The yin-yang mirror looked at the situation almost tossed here, turned around and went to find the rock again, and after thinking about it, I felt that it was the safest way to let the emperor change people. But what can be done to make the Emperor change his mind? When this person is cornered, his brain is fast. I suddenly remembered the fight for the leader of the martial arts alliance in martial arts novels, and thought that these great gods now are no different from those martial arts people who love vanity, so I decided to encourage Panshi to go to the Emperor of Heaven to engage in a vigorous celestial martial arts competition.

"Is this a good solution, that is, I wonder if anyone will sign up? You also know that although the current gods are all gifted, they are extremely face-saving. It's okay to say that you won, but if you lose, you won't be able to mix in the heavenly realm. Rock shook his head, clearly not optimistic about my idea.

"It depends on your PR skills? I think your prestige in front of the Emperor of Heaven shouldn't be so difficult for the Emperor of Heaven to take out one or two treasures as a reward, right?" I've thought about it, if the Emperor of Heaven is too picky, let's contribute our Gathering Spirit Shuttle. I really don't believe it, these gods are not moved?

"Hehe, try, I'll try." Hearing my words, the rock immediately put on the posture of an emperor's close eunuch, waved his hand at me, and disappeared.

"Dad, have you heard? The Emperor of Heaven issued a decree of heaven, saying that he was going to hold some kind of martial arts competition, and the first name was not only named the god of fighting, but also gave the treasure of the heavenly realm as a reward. "Early in the morning, my daughter ran into my hole without even knocking on the door to report the news. I said, daughter, this marriage is over, can't you be a little dignified and virtuous?

"What's wrong? Would you like to sign up?" I glanced at my daughter, and said in my heart that we are digging a pit for others, you must stop, the emperor of heaven has already locked our family as a target!

"I want Shiraishi to sign up." It seems that this woman's vanity is the same whether she is a mortal or a god.

"How many do you think Shiraishi can get?" I scratched my back, my mind spinning around and wondering how I could get my two children to die.

"As long as he can get through the first round, I'm happy." Alas--- daughter, let me say what are you doing! As far as your pursuit is concerned, let's be honest and mix in the small circle of our Yinyang Lake.

"Did you know that accidents can happen in the arena at any time? Could it be that you just got married and wanted to be widowed at a young age? "Seeing my daughter's face change instantly, I knew that my words worked.

"Uh--forget it. I'll go back and get some sleep. The daughter turned around and walked away.

"By the way, who did you listen to about this?" I asked in passing.

"What Xiao Wu said, he seems to have heard something from a bird spirit." The daughter came out of the hole. It didn't take long for me to hear a "bang". This kid has a big temper. Do you know that this idea was came up with by your father, and the purpose is to let our family get out of the trap!

"Satoru!" I sat on the bed and yelled. This cheap bird doesn't think that he can just transform into a human form, how great it is, and run out to sign up, right?

"Master, what's wrong? What's going on?" I watched the hairy boy who had been transformed into a neatly dressed man standing in front of me, not to mention how irritable I was. Needless to say, he is also ready to sign up.

"Satoru, where are you going to go if you look so good?" It seems that our usual management is a little too lax, and everyone under this hand is doing their own thing.

"I'm not going anywhere, I'm preparing to learn Uncle Pan's stealth technique." This kid (who seems to be no longer able to call him a) rolled his eyes and knew he was lying.

"Oh, yes, then let me see what kind of immortal arts you know now?" I shook my hand and grabbed Satoru's hands. Satoru struggled to no avail.

"Are you still going to sign up for the martial arts competition?" I dragged Satoru and beckoned Rock and my daughter into the house.

"Now let's have a family meeting. There is no democratic vote anymore. I issued an order that no one in our family was allowed to sign up for the tournament except me. I pulled my face and glared at the three children viciously.

"Why? Why aren't we allowed to go, only you can?" The daughter muttered quietly.

"Why? Just because I am your son. That's all right, right? Also, from today onwards, the three of you are not allowed to leave our cave for half a step, do you hear clearly? If anyone sneaks out while I'm unprepared, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing anyone. "Alas--I don't say anything harsh, maybe these three children will do something stupid behind my back.

"Your father is also for your good, including Xiaowu, and your master is also for your good, good, you are all obedient." Panshi saw that the three children were all pouting and looked unconvinced, and hurriedly came up to comfort them.

"Other people's masters are trying to improve their spiritual pets' mana, isn't it a good time to participate in the competition? Why didn't you let me go?" This sentence may have been held in Xiao Wu's stomach for a long time, seeing that the rock was on the side, thinking that someone was in the way and was not afraid that I would beat him, he held his neck and yelled at me.

"Hey, you don't have to open the roof for three days, right?" I can't tell the truth to these three children, I am angry.

"Dad, you're too much, you take care of everything, and you're not reasonable at all." My daughter yelled at me, turned and ran out of the cave. Shiraishi glanced at me quietly and quickly followed. Xiao Wu saw that something was wrong, he was the only one left here, and he must have been the one who was beaten, and he also slipped behind Shiraishi's ass.

Alas--- these three little ancestors are really a headache. Sooner or later, I'm going to have high blood pressure!

"Don't worry too much, I'll watch them for you. It's really not good, let's set up an enchantment together so that they can't get out. That's all right. When Rock saw my swollen red face, he hurriedly came forward to comfort me.

I was busy with the rock cave for a while, and the barrier of the cloth was impermeable, but I was afraid that the three children would take advantage of the loophole.

I've already figured it out, we have to participate in this martial arts competition, and the results can't be too bad, because it's too easy to cheat under the gaze of the Emperor of Heaven.

"On the order of the Emperor of Heaven, as the supervisor of this competition, I will explain the rules of the competition again, and I hope that all the contestants who know the competition will abide by the rules. "Taibai Shenjun is slightly different from usual today, the belt that binds his hair has been replaced with a golden ribbon, and the spirit of the whole person has changed, just like the golden light on the white clouds, which is auspicious and brilliant!" I couldn't help but feel a pang of contempt. When you are in the limelight, you should not give in, let you get a rule out and you can't squeeze out a fart for a long time. I still have to think about it and rack my brains to change the rules of martial arts competition in the martial arts novels I have read before according to the reality of the situation, so that I can complete the task.

"Since considering that many of our great gods live in the human world, the venue of this competition is set on the top of this Jiuyang Mountain in the human world. But rest assured, this summit has been enchanted by us, and no mortal will know what is happening here. The schedule is also arranged according to the calendar of the world, there are ten games today, and I hope that the supervisors of each field will successfully complete the task with a serious and responsible attitude. The opening of the competition is announced by the Emperor of Heaven! Taibai's last voice almost broke the sound, and the word "emperor" of the Emperor of Heaven was directly shouted as "for". Thankfully, the drums distracted everyone.

"I announce that the first martial arts competition in the Heavenly Realm is now open!" The majestic voice of the Heavenly Emperor pierced through the clouds. The gods drank with him. The birds and immortals of all walks of life rushed up in the order of the rehearsal in advance, starting from the center of the competition platform and spreading their wings to the sky in different directions, and finally stopping at the top of the competition platform to form a big "victory" character.

"In the first game, the Golden Eyebrow Immortal of Yuntai Mountain played against the Blue Wave Dragon of the West Sea. The joust begins! The herald gave an order, and with the sound of a gong of "bang", I saw two figures, one yellow and one blue, "whoosh" and "whoosh" rushing into the field and twisted together,......

My event was scheduled for the second day, and I wanted to watch the three children at home, but the rules stipulated that all the competitors had to stay in the stadium and sit in a position at the far end of the east stand, so that I could go back and see what was going on at home.

"Good--" the onlookers shouted. When I saw it, it turned out to be the Golden Dragon King who was fighting a black-faced god. The black-faced god was hit in the face by the golden dragon king's red fireworks, and the black-faced god was not ambiguous, with a wide mouth, he actually swallowed the golden dragon king's red flames into his abdomen, but then a black face turned red, and smoke rose all over his body in an instant.

"Oh, it's not good, the Black Rock God has been poisoned by the red flames. We have to find a doctor quickly. A fairy in red in the audience was sweating nervously.

"Hahaha, thank you Dragon King for giving the divine fire." The situation on the field has changed abruptly. When all the gods thought that the black-faced god was going to be finished, they saw that the thick smoke surrounding the black-faced god suddenly turned into a giant stick and hit the back of the Golden Dragon King.

"How---" The poor Golden Dragon King didn't know whether the old wounds had healed, and he was swept out of the competition platform with a stick and smashed on the south rostrum. The gods didn't expect to be attacked as a spectator, so only a few gods who reacted very quickly cast spells to protect themselves, and the rest of the people who only cared about watching the game were miserable, rolling together with the Golden Dragon King, screaming constantly.

I held my head and took a look, the worst thing to scream was Taibai, his golden ribbon was torn off by someone, his long white hair was messy and covered most of his face, and his body was pressed by the huge body of the Golden Dragon King, which was really miserable. But I didn't see the shadow of the Emperor of Heaven, so I don't know if I just went to the thatched house.

"You must be careful of the pothos exhibition tomorrow." After watching the game for a day and returning to the cave, the rock immediately pulled me to analyze the enemy's situation. It's a celestial encyclopedia, he knows everything. At this time, I can't care about being jealous of him, with him, at least our chances of winning are 10% more.

"Pothos Daxian, is it a pothos essence?" When I used to work in the human world, I kept a large pot of pothos in my office all year round, which was said to purify the air. I also water it when I'm fine, but I didn't expect to have to fight with a pot of pothos now, it's really fate!

"His pothos is extremely cold and poisonous, as long as it is touched, he will convuls, and his divine power will scatter. You have to be careful. As Rock said this, the three imps snuck up on us, looking at me expectantly, with an obvious meaning, "Can you let us go and watch the game?"

"No, there are no doors." I yelled at them. The three of them hung their heads and went out in line.

"Actually, it's impossible for them to go and see it." Panshi may have been entangled by three children for a long time and lost some of his principles.

"Just in case, we still can't let them leave the cave for half a step." I still haven't figured out what happened to those two fish. This risk is still not to be taken.