Me and My Daughter in My Last Life Chapter 22 Competition, Go Home, Heaven and Earth
"The next match is for Seedlings against Pothos Daisen. The joust begins! "The herald gave the order, and I jumped into the house at the same time as the pothos fairy. The great immortal in front of him has a green leaf on his head, wearing a green tights inside, and a green cloak on the outside, which is really green and pleasing to the eye!
"Pothos Daxian, it's rude." I arched my hands to show my respect. Who knew that people blew the green leaf hanging above their heads, and they didn't even look at us. It's really quite the essence of a great god.
"General Qingmiao, we support you, go up and beat him!" I don't know who in the stands made the pothos fairy angry with this voice. I saw him stretch out his arms, and in an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, and the white droplets of water in a green mist enveloped the entire competition platform. I quickly gathered my mind and summoned up my magic skills to wrap my whole body so as not to be contaminated with pothos poison. The corners of the pothos fairy's mouth twitched slightly, her arms shook, and the white water droplets in the sky shot at me from all directions like obedient bullets. There's really no way to hide! Thanks to the words of the rock, I gently raised my left hand, and a raincoat that could wrap me from head to toe was put on my body, and with a button on my waist with my right hand, a fully automatic umbrella made of Wusha was "banged" open and blocked the top of my head. Smash it! How much saliva do I see you have? I held an umbrella in a pothos exhibition and walked slowly, if there was another beauty to accompany me, it would be really indescribably romantic!
"Pothos Daxian, your trick doesn't work!" There was another voice in the stands. Who is this? It's so annoying, you can't wait for me to quietly turn around on this jousting platform before shouting.
"Boy, it's too much of a deception." Under the anger of the pothos fairy, something "extremely terrible" happened. The droplets of water that were still dripping white just now turned into little white snakes in the blink of an eye, all with small mouths open and small tongues spitting out. Alas--it seems that there is a reason why we are called Xiaoqing, it is for this moment of meeting! The tune of "Once in a Thousand Years" sounded in my ears. It's just that where are my sister and brother-in-law Xu Xian? Why don't you call your snake boys home for dinner? As soon as my mind moved, my figure reached the back of the pothos fairy, and my hands grabbed his cloak and covered his entire head tightly. The pothos fairy didn't think that I would use such a subdiscriminate move, and for a while, there was a lot of chaos, and the little white snake floating in the air "crackled" and fell to the ground. As soon as I shook the black brake in my hand, the little white snake on the table was immediately swept to the surrounding stands. With the lessons of yesterday, this time the audience learned to be obedient, and they all used immortal magic to clean up those little white snakes in an instant.
"Okay--sure enough, he deserves to be the young general." It's the voice again. He couldn't just shut his mouth and let people enjoy the moment of victory. I saw that there were still a few fish on the table, and the few little white snakes flew in the direction of the sound.
"Oh, you're a young seedling!" There was chaos in the stands. Through the fading green mist, I saw the Emperor of Heaven holding a few white snakes and glaring at me. Hey, hey, it's you who dare to be coaxed, I'm really embarrassed, offended. I hurriedly bowed my hand to the Emperor in the stands.
"Wow--" This time it was not only the Emperor who opened his mouth wide, but everyone in the stands opened his mouth wide. A gust of wind came from the back of my head. It turned out that the green pothos fairy who took off the cloak on his head was annoyed and angry, and pounced directly on me. I was crushed by him at once. We're not very good at wrestling. What's the matter? I was beaten by the pothos fairy by the hair and on the neck, but fortunately, we had rough skin and thick flesh, and we took advantage of the body shape. I arched my ass upwards and directly turned the pothos fairy over. We can't eat this loss in vain! I also had a sea punch on the pothos. By the time the superintendent pulled us apart, neither of us had been left behind. The green leaves on the top of the pothos' head completely turned into green, and the buckle was buckled on the head, and his face was black. I guess we're no better.
"Hahaha......" There was a burst of laughter from the stands. Especially the laughter of the Emperor of Heaven was the loudest. I now understand why there are so many people in wrestling matches on TV.
"Shhh Back in the cave, Panshi took out his wound ointment and medicated me under the watchful gaze of three pairs of eyes full of concern.
"See, that's why I won't let you go." I immediately used myself as a negative teaching material to teach the three children, hoping that they would understand my loving heart as an elder.
"It's not like you're not careless. Obviously, they all had the upper hand, but they were attacked by the pothos, "What does Baishi mean by this?" Could it be that he was watching live.
"How do you know that I was attacked by pothos?" I turned to look at the rock. It can't be your big mouth, right? It's good to save some face for us!
"I didn't say that." Rock immediately waved his hand, for fear that I would trouble him.
"It was Satoru's friend who told us from this obsolete time." The daughter quietly tugged at Shiraishi's sleeve.
"Really?" Looks like we've lost a big ugly thing this time. I don't know how many gods will laugh at me in the future.
"But it doesn't matter, you can just play better in the next game." Satoru really has a well-behaved mouth.
"The next game you should play against is Black Rock Daisen, who won yesterday. Fortunately, there are enough immortals who have signed up this time, and you can rest for two days. Xiaoli, are you ready for dinner?" Rock clapped his hands and turned to look for something to eat.
"Heat it in a pot? I'll go and bring it to you. "Why is something wrong with my daughter's eyes? Sneaky, I wonder what the hell she is thinking about? Anyway, as long as I don't let go, the three of them don't want to go out these days.
"You cooked this dish?" I picked up a soft eggplant with chopsticks, which looked like the braised eggplant I had at a restaurant in town.
"Of course I did. Don't you like to eat braised eggplant from the Sichuan restaurant in town, I learned it on purpose. What's wrong, isn't it delicious?" My daughter rolled her eyes at me. This kid can't even ask.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, everything my daughter makes is delicious." I quickly pulled the rice into my mouth. In just a few words, the dishes on the plate were almost swept away by the rock.
"You're really becoming more and more like my mother on earth." My daughter's remark made me lose my appetite again. At this time, I was participating in the Emperor's party again, and I was holding a martial arts competition, and I completely left the two family members in the world behind, and I don't know if they are doing recently? Why don't you finish your meal and take a look?
"Mom, I'm going to participate in a swimming competition next week, will you come and see it?" My son had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower. This kid's figure is getting better and better, and his previous fat legs have also become a lot thinner. It seems that it is quite effective to have a professional teacher guide the training.
"Of course. I'll go to the hospital and pick up your dad at that time. Where are you playing?" The wife is still the same, but she looks a little tired. Could it be that Director Sun is back to his old ways?
"At the city swimming pool. Mom, how are you doing in class this week?" The son wiped his head with a towel, and a lot of pimples appeared on his face. It seems that his wife is still the same, careless, and she doesn't know how to buy some special facial cleanser for her son. If this continues, my son will be disfigured. No, I'll do it.
Turning around, I was already standing in front of the facial cleanser counter in a shopping mall, asked the shopping guide to buy a facial cleanser specially designed for my son's age, and then turned around and returned home incognito.
"Thank you, Mom. Many of my classmates are using this facial cleanser. I was going to check it out tomorrow myself, but I didn't expect you to buy it for me. My son said as he walked to the bathroom with the facial cleanser I had just placed in his room, apparently ready to wash his face again.
"When am I going to buy you facial cleanser?" The wife looked puzzled.
"Okay, stop pretending, I know you care about me. Thank you, Mom. The son rubbed the bubbles on his face as he turned his head and smiled at his mother.
"I really didn't buy it for you. Huh - did I really buy it? But I wasn't impressed. I'm not going to get Alzheimer's! The wife looked at the facial cleanser in her son's hand with a blank expression.
"Bah, my mom is still very young. It should be that you have signed up for too many free training courses, and you are tired from class. "My son learned my three-word mantra when he didn't know it.
"Well, probably. You have to work hard to learn this free class. I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to practice my cucurbit. In the next class, the teacher will check the tunes you learned today. "It turns out that my wife has signed up for a lot of free training courses, no wonder she looks so tired. But it's okay to save her boredom when she's home alone.
"Next Wednesday, Mom, don't forget." The son reminded his mother again before returning to the room after washing his face.
"I put it on my calendar, and I really forgot about it. Heck, next Wednesday night is a photography class, can you go later?" I see that my wife is full of daily plans on the desk calendar, and she is really motivated!
"You should be able to catch up when you come back after class. It's okay, the teacher will take a video, and it's the same when you look at the video. It seems that the son did not make hard demands on his mother.
"Then what's the matter, I'll definitely go, don't worry." The wife took the gourd silk into the bedroom and closed the door. There was the sound of stumbling gourd silk inside the door.
I glanced at the wall clock on the wall, it was Saturday, and there were four days left until next Wednesday.
When I got back to the cave, I quickly wrote down the day of my son's game four days later in the corner of the bed, so that I could see it every day when I went to bed or when I woke up. It looks like we can't win the game the day after tomorrow, and if we win, the next game will probably be next Wednesday, on the same day as my son's game.
"This Black Rock Immortal is a hard-boned person, and anything hard won't work for him. You're just going to find a way to feed him -- are you listening?" Rock is tutoring me about Black Rock Daxian again. But I was thinking about my son's game, and I couldn't listen to what he was saying.
"Where did you go last night? When he came back, he looked like he was not giving up. "The attitude towards my studies is quite dissatisfied.
"I didn't go anywhere, I just walked around." I'm casually perfunctory with the rock.
"No, you must be hiding something from me. It's all at this time, if you don't listen to me carefully, you will most likely be defeated by Black Rock Daxian in tomorrow's game. Don't you really want to get the Emperor's treasure at all?" I almost laughed out loud when I heard Rock's words. He's not going to be an old fool, is he? Has he forgotten that I encouraged him to propose this competition to the Emperor of Heaven? My purpose is to get the Emperor to replace my key. The Emperor's Baby? Hehe, no matter how big the baby is, how can life matter!
"What treasure did the Emperor of Heaven prepare this time for you to bother to guide me so much?" I could only follow the rock's words, so that he would not be holding on to where I had been last night.
"That's a big baby. Tell you, this must be kept secret. Because I only found out by overhearing the speech between the Emperor of Heaven and Taibai. The rock looked left and right, and saw that the three little ones were muttering to each other, not knowing what they were discussing, so they fell on the root of my ear and spit out three words: "Spiritual Fruit".
"What's the purpose of this baby?" Isn't it just a fruit, as for you being so mysterious?
"I know, I know." The daughter raised her hands high, like a student about to speak in class. Panshi stared at his daughter silently for three seconds, clearly angry.
"It's really unbelievable for adults to talk and children to interject indiscriminately, and secretly listen to our whispers!" It seems that Rock cares a lot about his status in our family, for fear that his daughter will take away his title of the Encyclopedia of the Heavenly Realm in my mind.
"When did you whisper? I don't know. Hey, you two, do you see them whispering?" The daughter turned her head and asked Shiraishi and Satoru. As a result, the two guys shook their heads like rattles.
"Just now, Uncle Pan was talking to my father's ear, but the voice was so loud that I didn't want to hear it clearly." In order to help his wife, Baishi also let go, and stabbed Panshi in the heart again.
"You three get out of here." I've never seen such a big fire in a rock. When the three little ones saw this formation, they hurriedly lined up and slipped away.
"Hey, hey, which tendon is wrong with you, why is there such a big fire?" I patted Rock on the shoulder and let him breathe.
"I'm just worried about you. Do you know that eating that spirit fruit can increase your divine power for thousands of years, and even if you are allowed to block the yin and yang fire, you will have an extra chance of survival, do you understand? From Rock's words, I understood two meanings. One is that the spirit fruit is really a treasure. The second is that the Emperor of Heaven is staring at me to death, and he must let me block the yin and yang fire. It seems that this martial arts competition is a toss for nothing.
"Tell me honestly, do you have to plug this yin and yang fire no matter whether I win or lose?" I stared into the rock's eyes. There was a sad look in his eyes. I know I guessed right.
"In that case, then why does the Emperor of Heaven still hold this competition?" It seems that I thought I was playing monkey, but in fact, I was played by the Emperor of Heaven as a monkey.
"You didn't suggest getting a spare tire." I see. It seems that the Emperor of Heaven really knows how to make trade-offs.
"Emperor of Heaven, why didn't he recognize me?" I really don't understand, there are so many great gods in this heavenly realm, what kind of grudge do I have with his Heavenly Emperor, he has to push me into this fire pit?
"Looks like you've really forgotten about it. Do you remember that I told you that there were four people on the scene when the lunisolar mirror was opened? Do you know who that couple is? They are your parents! Rock seemed to exert all his strength to say this, and as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately slumped in his chair, bowing his head and not looking at me.
"My parents?" This is the first time I've heard anyone talk about my parents in my life. I remember a dream in which my mother wanted to send me to Wufu Sea to apprentice, but I didn't want to. The dream was scattered, and I didn't even see my mother's face clearly in the dream, but I remembered that I had pierced the head of a radish tassel.
"Your parents are the ancient god Qingkui in the Endless Sea and the Red Shan Fairy in the Ink Sea. Your parents happened to be passing by Genting Mountain. The luni-yin mirror also happens to appear there. The Emperor of Heaven saw the vision of the return of Pisces from the Heavenly Eye, and the direction also happened to be on Yunding Mountain. When we arrived, we saw the luni-yin mirror open. Your father was wrestling with the yin and yang fire, and your mother was about to fall aside. Later, your father disappeared at the same time as the yin and yang fire, and you landed right on the ground. That's why we are now. You get the idea. Rock finished his words in one breath. I couldn't understand why. Even if my father dies with that yin and yang fire, it doesn't mean that I have this ability!
"Where did my mother go?" I remember in the dream, my mother said I could go and see her. But I never dreamed about my mother again. This doesn't seem to make sense. It stands to reason that I can remember so many things from my past life, and it is impossible not to have a little memory of my home, right?
"Your mother later took you back to Mohai, but since you went to the Wufu Sea to worship the Hiromu Divine Monarch as a teacher, your mother seems to have disappeared from Mohai. Back then, you went to Mohai to find your mother, but it was also in vain. As for what happened to your mother, we haven't been able to figure it out. "That's all the rock probably knows. It's just that the matter of this yin-yang mirror is becoming more and more confusing.
"What happened when my father disappeared at the same time as the yin and yang fire? Why are there rumors that the Yin-Yang Mirror has won the heavenly realm? Last time, you said that the great gods of the heavenly realm sensed the information sent by the Yin-Yang Mirror, what was going on? You also talk about it. "I've always felt that this matter is a little strange, but I haven't found a clue yet.
"At that time, after your father and the yin and yang fire disappeared at the same time, your mother gave birth to you. The Emperor of Heaven ordered me to take your mother back to the Sihe Palace where the Emperor used to live, while he himself stayed in Yunding Mountain to continue to search for information about your father. When I return, I will settle you and your mother. At this time, an auspicious cloud suddenly appeared above the Sihe Palace, the yin and yang mirror floated above the clouds, and the name of the Emperor of Heaven appeared in the mirror. "At first glance, I thought it seemed to be a passage in a history book. There is a saying in psychology called herd mentality, in the face of the yin-yang mirror on the auspicious clouds, if the emperor organizes a group of people to worship, the rest of the people will follow, thus triggering the herd effect. Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven made it a fake?
"What are you thinking? At that time, I also sensed the message from the yin-yang mirror, which was definitely not what you thought. Rock immediately dismissed my idea. Could it be that I was wrong?
"Even if it's not what I thought, why does the Emperor of Heaven insist that I be the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror?" Although I was born at the scene where the Yin-Yang Mirror was opened, this is not a sufficient condition to prove that I am the key to the Yin-Yang Mirror.
"The fact that you were born at that time means that you have a great relationship with the Yin-Yang Mirror. The Heavenly Emperor also followed the Heavenly Dao to come to this conclusion. "What is the way of heaven? It's really a laugh out of the big teeth. In the world, to judge whether someone is guilty or not, you have to tell a piece of evidence. This Heavenly Emperor's words "follow the way of heaven" put me on death row. It's not bullying, what else can it be?
"You don't have to be too anxious. The Emperor of Heaven is only speculating at the moment. When the yin-yang mirror is turned on, no one can predict what will happen. "Rock's words are also true. I can't get into too much trouble with the Emperor now. If he gets angry and destroys my family, it won't be even worse. Forget it, let's take it one step at a time. It's still the same sentence--- it's a big deal, Lao Tzu will walk the bridge again.