Me and my daughter in my previous life Chapter 27 Celestial Net, the radish was stolen, and the Emperor of Heaven was angry for me

Since others couldn't count on it, I began to think about how to make the most of our fame and generate some income. We haven't made any money in this heavenly realm, and I don't know what are the most profitable ways to make money at the moment, so we decided to send Xiaowu to investigate. This time, I don't have to lie and brag about it, I think there should be no problem. As a result, after a few days outside, they came back to report that there were still people in the Heavenly Realm besides restaurants, and they didn't see any particularly hot business. I asked him where he had been researching for the past few days. They replied to me that he had been wandering around the snack street in front of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace. Makes me so angry that I can't wait to kick him twice. No wonder the money given to him was spent so quickly, and the daring lover was going on a trip. Later, Panshi went to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and finally came back with some useful information. It turned out that since the last time that little fairy hung out his mobile phone, the gods of the heavenly realm have secretly gone to the world to buy mobile phones after opening their eyes. Later, the Emperor of Heaven saw that these great gods were holding mobile phones to read the information of the world, and he was worried that the gods would be damaged by mortals, so he issued an order to prohibit the gods from watching the dynamics of the world. But people don't watch it in the open, who cares about it at home? There was no way, and the Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to ask the Heavenly Realm administrators to block the signals in the world. This not only annoyed the great god, but even the queen of heaven ignored the emperor for several days. The Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to order the recruitment of a few immortals who were familiar with the IT industry in the human world. There are quite a few capable people in the heavenly realm. Those gods in the IT world actually deciphered the network of the human world, and separated a small wisp of satellite signals from the human world for the use of the gods of the heavenly realm. Now the gods of the Celestial Realm not only have their own Celestial Mobile Phone Numbers, but every household is also connected to the Celestial Net. I'm really unconvinced! I took the whole family to the Celestial Network processing point in front of Tiangong Gate to understand the situation, and the current fee is quite reasonable, so I also applied for an IP of the Celestial Network for my family. When I was excitedly sitting in the hole with the computer I bought, I suddenly found a fatal problem - where do we plug this plug? It's a when there's no electricity! But how do the gods of the heavenly realm use computers and telephones?

"Hehe, I knew you'd be bothered by this. Dangdangdang--" Rock stretched out a hand and handed me a string of crystal clear gemstones.

"What do you mean? Are you kidding me? I'm worried about electrical engineering here, and you don't think I'll be happy by giving me a bunch of these things? I'm not your fairy in the Valley of Flowers. I waved my hand at the rock and began to wonder which pole on the side of the road to connect the wire from would not be noticed.

"You think it's a hand ornament? This is the spirit stone you once asked me about! You want to hang this up on your computer plug and try it?" Rock glanced at me disdainfully.

"Will this work?" I half-believed and hung the spirit stone on the plug of the computer. Hey--- computer is actually powered! Now that I think about it, it's no wonder that in the heavenly realm, I saw a bunch of colorful things hanging on the mobile phones of those great gods, I thought it was a fashion, it turned out to be a power supply! The resources of this heavenly realm are really too advanced, if there are these resources, I don't know what human society will develop? It's really blind to such a good thing, and these great gods in the heavenly realm will only use it for entertainment. I shook my head and pulled out the receiver I had given me when I applied for the Celestial Net. I didn't open the package at the time, but when I opened it this time, I was completely stunned by the contents inside. If I can post pictures on the Internet, I believe that the pictures I send will definitely make many netizens laugh. The receiver of the celestial realm is a woman's hairpin, or the simplest kind. I got used to this strange thing after seeing it a lot. I put the hairpin next to my computer and tried to connect to the Internet, and not only was it fast, but the picture was also very clear. I really have nothing to say, I only have to look up to the immortals who are engaged in IT in the heavenly realm.

"Let me see what's on the Celestial Net?" My daughter squeezed me away from the computer, and Shiraishi was caught between me and my daughter. Satoru stretched his long neck and rested his head directly above our heads.

"Smack," the rock smacked his lips, unhurried, and reached out a little in the air. I looked at this action a little familiar, and immediately reacted to where I had seen it, and directly got up and gave up the position in front of the computer to the three little ghosts.

"Hurry up! Are you going to make a shadow statue?" I watched the three of them watching with relish in front of the computer, and the rock was drawn in the air for a long time without seeing a bird drawn, which really killed me.

"Hehe, it seems that I was deceived by that Yang Hua Shenjun. The guy said that just by reciting his terminology, a little bit of it would make a shadow appear. But it won't come out at first glance?" Panshi was so anxious that his head was sweating, and he was even more hurried when I said it.

"Tell me what he said, and I'll try it." Watching my daughter pointing at the computer, I felt like I had been scratched by a monkey.

"He said he couldn't tell a third person, otherwise the term would be invalid." After saying this, Rock began to gurgle the so-called terms again.

"The image is coming out." I listened to the sound of the rock, and I couldn't help but feel anxious, and I shook my hand in the air.

"Uh-success!" The rock screamed happily as he looked at the image I threw out. I glanced at him inexplicably, didn't I throw it out? How happy was he?

"Wow--Shadow Statue!" Xiao Wu suddenly looked up and found the big screen in the air, and "swished" to follow us. The daughter and Shiraishi also lost their computers and came over.

"Cut--The information on this Celestial Realm Internet is too poor, it's just a Jingdong Mall, and there is only information about selling things." I looked through it for a long time and didn't find anything interesting.

"Isn't the Internet just about making it easier for people to understand information? I think that's good. Rock looked at me puzzled.

"That's because you haven't been on the net on earth. There are all kinds of things on the Internet. There are also endless ways to make money. Oh -- by the way, we can take a TikTok and try to upload it to the Celestial Network, if the effect is good, you can make money through this, or you can build a website, put some videos we shoot ourselves, or novels, and only show a part of it to others, if they want to watch the full version, they have to give money. What do you think? That's a good idea, isn't it?" I silently gave myself a hundred thumbs up in my heart.

"Why do people give you money? Does it mean that if someone wants to see your things, they will come to your door and pay you? Don't talk nonsense, who would be bored to that extent. Rock pouted and directly rejected my idea.

"We leave our account number on the website, and they can send money directly to the account. Why not?" I asked the rock puzzled.

"What's the account? Do you really think that the financial industry of the Celestial Realm has developed to the scale of the human world? Don't be funny, just the Emperor of Heaven alone, do you think he has tens of thousands of hands or tens of thousands of heads?" Panshi's words directly killed the fire of enthusiasm I had ignited earlier in my mother's womb.

After doing it for a long time, the so-called financial industry of the Heavenly Realm is that the Emperor of Heaven asked others to take spirit stones to him to exchange for heavenly coins. What is this? It's a scam at all! In this way, how many bookstores are there in the media industry, selling newspapers and selling books? As for what movies, television, and commercials, they are all made up by myself? Looking at the rock's constant nodding head, my blood almost spurted out of my throat. It's a shame that I thought it took me to come up with so many ideas, and I dare to love that this heavenly realm is still stuck in the era of farming. Forget it, I'm going to go out and see what the turnips in my field and the chickens in captivity look like? It's really not good, I also advertise my radishes and chickens on the Internet, and I can sell them one by one.

"Xiaoli, don't always look at the computer. There's nothing to see on the internet either. You'd better stay away from the computer as a pregnant person, do you hear that?" Before I got out of the hole, I turned my head and told my daughter. The money was also spent, and the network was connected, but it was in vain after a long time. Facts have proved that blindly investing without doing market research is a blind man crossing the river - you can only listen to the sound of "plopping".

"Oh, why are all these turnip tassels wilting? I only watered it yesterday, so I can't be so thirsty so quickly. "Seeing the radish tassels in the field lying on the ground one by one as if they had been cramped, I hurriedly withdrew the enchantment and took a closer look.

"Huh! What's going on?" I looked at a radish tassel that I picked up in my hand, and where did the radish go underneath? I pulled all the radish tassels lying on my stomach one by one, and the result was all the same. Could it be that there is something wrong with the seeds we planted? I picked up a turnip tassel and looked at it again. Grandma's, which of the eight lambs did this immoral thing?

"Who stole my turnips?" I shouted, and a flock of birds immediately startled all around. The three little ones in the rock and the house rushed out of the cave when they heard my call.

"What's wrong? What's going on?" The daughter followed behind, and before anyone arrived, she opened her mouth first.

"Your father's radish was stolen." Rock saw the problem at a glance.

"How many turnips were stolen to scream so much? I thought you were bitten by a snake. I'd better go back to the Internet and see what else is interesting in the Celestial Realm. The daughter pursed her lips disdainfully, turned around and walked back.

"Daughter-in-law, this is your fault. These radishes were grown by Dad with a lot of hard work and effort. Shiraishi's face turned white when he saw that I listened to my daughter's words, and hurriedly reprimanded my daughter before I got angry. I had to swallow the angry words in my throat again.

"Hehe, I don't know how expensive firewood and rice are if I don't belong to my family. Don't be angry. When she lives her own little life, she can understand your current mood. Rock patted me on the shoulder and comforted me.

"There are a lot of small animals in this depression, and they must have stolen and eaten them." Satoru didn't look at it and came to a conclusion.

"That's not necessarily, who doesn't know the king's temper among the animals in this depression? Which one dares to make the king angry? I think this turnip thief might come again. The rock pointed to the middle of the turnip field. I finally felt a little comforted in my heart. The radish tassels on the ground in the middle were standing straight upright.

"Shiraishi, Xiao Wu, you two go and bring the big bamboo basket at home. Let's take back the leftover turnips first, so that we don't have to be stolen by thieves again. "I asked the two children to collect all the remaining fruits from the field in baskets. Although these leftover radishes are not as strong as the Emperor's grand prize, they are enough for our family of five to eat for half a month.

"Who do you think would dare to steal my turnips?" When Shiraishi and Satoru carried the radish back to the cave, Rock and I carefully examined the remaining tassels of the stolen radish.

"It's got to be a hole-puncher." Rock walked to the end of the turnip field and pointed to a small cave with his foot.

"It seems that we will have to take care of the underground in the future. No, it can't just be left at that. I'm going to find out who steal the turnips. I looked at the turnips and tassels in the field.

"You seem a little too ruthless, don't you?" Rock looked at the string of iron hooks I was carrying, and took a step back with trepidation.

"Humph! If you dare to steal my turnips, you have to pay a price. "I tied a radish tassel to the root of each iron hook, wrapped the iron hook in a plastic bag, and with a little immortal method, I transformed the plastic bag into the shape of a turnip, buried it in the middle of the field, and then trimmed the ground so that the radish tassels were erected. After making it, I saw that it was almost done, and rearranged the barrier on the ground.

Turnip thief, grandpa is here tonight watching you take the bait.

The rock didn't seem to be able to stand my cruelty, shook his head and slammed his mouth back into the hole. I saw that it was still a while before dark, and I estimated that the thief was acting in the middle of the night, and decided to go back to the cave to rest before coming.

"Ahh I had just been lying on the bed and squinting for a short while, when I jumped out of bed with a scream. I kicked and pulled my shoes and ran out of the cave, and when I got out of the hole and looked into the turnip field, a few small black shadows dragged a thing that I didn't know whether it was dead or alive and disappeared to the ground in an instant. I wanted to take down the turnip thieves directly, but I thought I might as well go to their nest and take a look, maybe there would be uneaten turnips and I would bring them back.

"Dad, what's going on? You know I'm pregnant, and you can't be frightened. Why are you so surprised? You don't think about me, but you also think about your grandson, what he needs now is quiet! My daughter stood at the entrance of the cave and stomped her feet and yelled at me. I'm so wrong! Daughter, why is your father so obstructive to your eyes?

"Dad, don't be angry. She's having pregnancy irritability, and she'll be fine after a while. Shiraishi waved at me and dragged my daughter into the cave.

"Well--- I knew it was going to happen. Remember, child, this is the lesson. Don't do bad things! Panshi looked at the blood stains on the ground and sighed at Xiao Wu.

"I'm not a turnip thief." Satoru glared at me and then at the rock, and turned back to his cave.

"Look, what are these children like now? Adults give him reason, and he is this virtue. Rock turned to me and grumbled again.

"Hey--are you going to go or not?" I lifted my chin at the rock, and the meaning was clear, "Catch the thief." ”

"Go and go, why don't you go? I'll have to keep an eye on you, so you don't have to get into any more trouble. I stared at the rock and paused for a few seconds, it turned out that he was not going to catch the thief but to prevent me from getting into trouble, what kind of logic is this?

"Forget it, I don't think you'd better go. Save me from getting into trouble and implicating you. I turned and followed the trail of blood.

"Slow down, wait for me." The rock tugged at my sleeve and thought I was walking too fast.

"Usually you don't look like a grinder, what the hell are you doing today?" I'm a little skeptical about the rock's unusual behavior.

"Hehe, I think it's getting dark, or we'll catch the thief tomorrow." The rock looked up to the sky as he walked.

"You don't go and pull it down. I'll go on my own. I flicked my sleeves and broke free from the pull of the rock. Dodge and rushed out.

"Ahhh A child's voice came from a hole in the ground.

"Who did this? Why was Xiaoliu so seriously injured?" I really don't want that to be true. But the reality is so helpless. I have another enmity with Huang Shilang!

"I'll say I'll come tomorrow to catch the thief, you have to come now. Look, you hurt other people's children, this is a good idea?" The rock followed me and muttered quietly.

"I care so much about him, he himself doesn't educate his children well and let them be thieves. Is it reasonable for a thief to steal someone else's things?" I stepped forward and prepared to push open the door in front of me.

"Oh, my son! What kind of unconscionable person is so lacking in virtue! Hurt my son so badly! If my son had three long and two short, I wouldn't be alive! This voice frightened me and I quickly retreated. I'm not afraid of heaven and earth now, I'm afraid of this kind of shrew. This kind of person is not only arrogant and unreasonable, but also crazy like chewing gum stuck to the sole of his shoe--- which cannot be shaken off. As a mortal, I have seen firsthand the contest between law enforcement officers and such women. The woman hugged the law enforcement officer's thigh and bit the crotch of the law enforcement officer, that scene is really unforgettable! There are only two ways to meet this kind of person, one is to directly correct the Fa, and the other is to quickly slip away by ourselves. This first one is not realistic, after all, we don't have the quality of Jack the Ripper, and it's still a bit soft to deal with women. So, I can only drag the rock and slip away.

"Hahaha, I knew you had no way to meet Huang Shilang's family. Let's hurry back and find a way to avoid this unjustified disaster. "The rock kept laughing at me along the way.

I really regret bringing him to catch the thief. It's a shame!

"Blue-eyed monster, you come out for me!" Early in the morning, Huang Shilang came to the door. Fortunately, I cleaned up the scene last night, otherwise it would be really difficult to deal with this Huang Shilang today.

"You shout again?" I held the wusha in my hand and opened the door with a "bang".

"You, you, what do you want to do?" When Huang Shilang saw me holding the black brake in his hand, he was frightened and retreated.

"What do I want to do? You came to my door early in the morning to call for mourning, and in turn asked me what I wanted to do?" I lifted the wusha and thrust it into the ground. Usha kept shaking the handle to show his might.

"My little six was seriously injured in your field yesterday, what do you say to do?" Huang Shilang's legs and stomach were shaking, and he insisted on finishing this sentence.

"Hehe, your child ran to my turf and was injured, what do you ask me to do? The child was injured by running around, and he could only blame his parents for not taking good care of him. If you want me to say, I should beat the parents a hundred big boards. I smiled disdainfully at Huang Shilang.

"You--my little six just went to your field and got a radish from your field, why did you beat its mouth so hard?" Looking at Huang Shilang's pitiful appearance, I really regretted it. But as soon as I heard him say that I had broken his son's mouth, the little pity in my heart disappeared without a trace.

"When am I going to beat your little six? What did you use to fight it? Are there any eyewitnesses? If not, be careful that I break your mouth. I picked up the Usha and turned back to the cave. If I continue to talk to him, I'm afraid I'll be tempted to be rude.

"You hit it, you hit it with your Usha. My family's primary one, primary two, primary three, primary four, and primary five can all testify. "When Huang Shilang saw me enter the cave, he thought I was timid, and began to show his superhuman acting skills.

"Usha, go and pat the big rock at the door." I threw the wusha into the air, and the wusha rushed out of the cave like a black lightning bolt and hit the big rock where the rock at the door used to sit in the shade. With a "pop", the boulder shattered into slag.

"Do you think your son's mouth is as hard as this stone?" I lay on the bed and smiled contemptuously at Huang Shiro outside the barrier.

"Okay, you blue-eyed monster, you know how to bully honest people like us. Hum! I'll go to heaven to sue you. Huang Shilang saw the power of Wusha, and he was already frightened, so he quickly slipped away with a cruel word.

"Now why has this world become so strange, it is obvious that a thief is stealing someone else's things, but he is still arrogant. We're just protecting our own private property, so we feel like we owe him something. "I was lying in bed tossing and turning.

This is the difference between having a conscience and not having a conscience. This shows that you are a good person. "The rock leaned against the door of the cave and teased me.

"By the way, last time you went to the Heavenly Palace to let the Heavenly Emperor check his spirit stone, was there any problem?" I suddenly remembered this.

"Don't mention it. The Emperor didn't take what he said to me seriously at all. I only prevaricated and said that I don't have to worry about this. But he whispered something to me. Alas, I don't know whether I should tell you or not. Hearing me ask about the spirit stone, Panshi's face slowly became a little gloomy.

"What's the matter? It can't be the business of those two little fish, right?" I pondered what the Emperor had told him and what had made him so unspeakable must be about me.

"yes. You're not wrong at all. The Emperor said that the two little fish were now glued together all day long, and it seemed that the time to return to their places was not far away. When he said this, Rock lowered his head, and his eyes did not dare to look at me.

"You said that if I smashed the Emperor's Heavenly Eyes on it, wouldn't this Pisces be in place?" I thought that maybe this Tianmu was the culprit, and I had nothing to do all day, trying my best to make some games to tease others.

"Poof--you dare to think about it. What do you think that Tianmu is? Also smashed it. The image in the Heavenly Eye is nothing more than a warning hint formed by the spiritual consciousness of the ancient gods to spy on the future. Without it, what should have happened will still happen. It doesn't control everything, it's just a reminder. I think the real problem should be this yin-yang mirror. A few days ago, when I went to the Heavenly Palace, I went to Wanzong Pavilion by the way, and looked through some ancient classics in it. Guess what I saw?" Rock began to hold up his celestial encyclopedia posture again.

"Could it be that the yin-yang mirror appeared in ancient times?" I think it's only possible. The ancient texts must have recorded something about the Yin-Yang Mirror.

"Scratch." Rock shook his head, and a few familiar notes popped out of his mouth.

"Where are you itching? Right?" Seeing him keep shaking his head must be an itch on the back of his neck, I put my hand into the clothes behind his neck and slammed at his back.

"What are you doing?" Rock was coldly picked by my hand that reached into the clothes on his back, and a layer of goosebumps immediately appeared on his back, and his body couldn't help flashing to the side. My hand was still inside his clothes, and I could only pounce on him by inertia.

"Didn't you mean scratch?" I got up from him, rubbed my nearly broken wrist, and glared at him dissatisfied.

"Hehe, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. I mean no, no, no. Rock sat up from the ground with a flushed face. It turns out that he is speaking English! Alas--I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, "You are a fairy, what kind of foreign and flattering are you!" Listening to your pronunciation just now, I thought your hometown was from Henan and Shandong. ”

"Tell me what you saw?" I pulled the rock up from the ground.

"It turns out that Yunding Mountain is the place where the ancient gods sealed the Heavenly Demons." The word "Heavenly Demon" popped out of Rock's mouth, and I almost laughed out loud when I heard it. The characters in this fantasy novel should be almost complete. It's a god, it's a human, it's a goblin, it's a fairy, and now it's finally a "demon".

"Why did the ancient gods seal the Heavenly Demons?" What is the basis for the definition of gods and demons? Bury others at every turn, these gods really love and hate.

"It is recorded in the ancient texts that this heavenly demon did not abide by the rules of heaven, had a violent personality, and did things that harmed the heavens and the world. The ancient gods feared that he would subvert the Three Realms, so they combined the power of the gods to seal him. "It seems that it is another story of success and defeat.

"Then why don't you just eliminate him, and leave this bane for what?" I don't understand what these gods think. Could it be that he is afraid that the gods of the future generations will be too bored, and from time to time let this heavenly demon break the seal and give birth to something, and by the way, extinguish the fire of the gods?

"Hehe, then I don't know. Perhaps the ancient gods were merciful and hoped that the seal would turn this heavenly demon into a different nature. "I guess what Rock thinks is similar to what I think, but I'm too embarrassed to say it.

"So, this Yin-Yang Mirror is most likely the incarnation of the Heavenly Demon?" If that's the case, then my family has too much fate with this Heavenly Demon. The last time he came out was my father's fire. This time it was my turn again. How did my family's ancestor offend these ancient gods? Let them work so hard and cycle over and over again to plague the people of our family.

"Hehe, this is just our conjecture, whether it is really still needs to be verified." Rock has the tone of a historian.

"Didn't you say before that this yin-yang mirror can balance the operation of the five elements, eliminate the discord between heaven and earth, and is the treasure of the heavenly realm? Did it play its role?" I suspect that what Pan Shi told me about the Yin-Yang Mirror was entirely his own guess.

"Since it appeared, the Heavenly Emperor has ruled the Quartet, whether it is the heavenly realm or the human world, it is basically peaceful. Isn't this the balance of the five elements, eliminating the disharmony between heaven and earth?" Panshi's face was not red at all when he said this, and he was still very confident. I looked at him wordlessly for ten seconds. He didn't really look ashamed at all.

"Do you think so yourself, or does the Emperor of Heaven think so so so do you?" I don't know where the rock came from, so much confidence that the earth has not exploded until now is due to the credit of the yin-yang mirror, and I resisted the desire to scold and calmly confirm with him.

"Everybody thinks so!" His so-called "everyone" is estimated to be a group of great gods revolving around the Emperor of Heaven.

"Then why are you suspicious of the Yin-Yang Mirror now?" If the rock had no evidence, he would not compromise easily.

"The thought that came to my mind after reading the classics naturally came to mind. I don't know why, but I think it's too coincidental for the Yin-Yang Mirror to appear in Genting Mountain. "It seems that Rock still has a bit of a brain, and knows how to think about all kinds of possibilities.

"Let's go, let's go see the Yin-Yang Mirror again." I pulled the rock and walked out.

"Why does it stink so much?" When I was about to reach the lair of the Yin-Yang Mirror, a foul smell came to my face. Rock said this to prove that he hadn't come to see it since the last time I wreaked havoc on the Yin-Yang Mirror.

"Is it the smell of the corpse after the yin-yang mirror is finished?" I can only pretend to be confused.

"Didn't you come to see it last time? The yin-yang mirror is not a mess of meat, why does it stink so much?" Panshi covered his nose and frowned, and when he saw that I was wrapping my mouth and nose with a piece of cloth, he quickly lifted the placket of his shirt to protect his mouth and nose tightly.

"Uh--what's going on? Why did the Yin-Yang Mirror turn into a piece of and fall into a pit? Panshi looked at the yin-yang mirror in the pit, and his jaw almost fell off. I resisted my nausea and glanced at my masterpiece.

"Hey----- it's really become a piece of." My eyes widened. The yin-yang mirror in the pit shrunk into a ball, two-thirds smaller than before, and now looked more like a dung ball rolled by a shell.

"It's worth it! No, I have to report this to the Emperor of Heaven quickly. Rock turned around and tried to run out, but I pulled him back.

"What are you anxious about? Let's take a closer look. I covered my nose and walked around the yin-yang mirror, and found that the yin-yang mirror was so shrunk that the feces I pasted on the outside of it just wrapped it tightly. Is this thing really afraid of smelling? If so, it's easy to do. I'm trying to make it stink for 10,000 years.

"Let's go, I can't stand the smell." The rock broke free from my hand and turned and ran.

"Don't report to the Emperor yet. Anyway, the day of Pisces' return is not far away. Wait until the Emperor of Heaven comes here in person when Pisces returns to the throne. When the time comes, the two of us will unify our voices and say that it was fine before, and I don't know why it became like this. At that time, the Emperor of Heaven was busy waiting for the opening of the Yin-Yang Mirror, and he didn't care about punishing the two of us. If you talk about it now, the Emperor of Heaven will definitely say that it is a dereliction of duty. "I trotted all the way behind the rock, and as I ran, I inhaled a lot of stench, what a!

"You're right. As long as the Emperor doesn't come for a while, nothing will happen to us. I'll talk about it when the Emperor of Heaven comes. Rock felt that what I said made sense, and waved his hand back to create an enchantment to seal the stench.

"I don't think you should live here for a while, just move to my cave. It's too pickled down here. I shook the dust off my body and smelled it again, but it was okay, it didn't smell anything. I suddenly remembered that we know the immortal method, why did we cover our mouth and nose with a cloth just now. Really, it's messed up at a critical time.

"I'm not used to sleeping in the same room with other people. Forget it. Rock hesitantly declined my invitation.

"Don't you think it's a little too disgusting to live down here?" I pointed to the back of my head.

"It's okay, I live in the east, it's in the west, and I'm far away from each other. Let's go, go up and eat first. "The words of the rock made my stomach turn upside down." Wow-" I crouched on the edge of the pit and vomited. Anyway, the rock doesn't care, and I can't bear it anymore.

"Vomit--" Rock saw me vomit, and I don't know which tendon twitched, and he squatted next to me and began to vomit.

We vomited in the underground tunnels for an unknown amount of time. I felt as if I had collapsed. This time I must have lost more than three pounds.

"Don't vomit again, if you vomit again, you're going to be killed." I dragged the rock to the ground and called Baishi to get a bowl of salt water for the two of us, and replenish our strength first.

"Dad, where did you just go? Uncle Huang cried everywhere that you had injured his Xiaoliu, and that he would go to the heavenly realm to sue you. Is it true?" My daughter yelled at me at the top of her voice.

"Certainly not true! Does your dad have nothing to do to beat up his children? I'm going to beat my own children. "I didn't respond to my daughter angrily.

"Uncle Pan, look at my dad, he said he was going to beat me. You said I was pregnant, and he was going to beat me. I can't stay in this house anymore. The daughter wept and pulled Shiraishi back to her cave.

"Let's go, let's go. Go as far as you can. What did I do in my last life to give birth to a daughter like this? Fight against me every day. "I'm all weak, and if my daughter makes such a fuss, where is there any good temper to comfort my daughter.

"Hey, what do you think is the matter with you two guys? It's noisy at every turn. I'm counting on you to get me something to eat. "At the mention of this rock, my stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, and I crawled on the edge of the bed and retched for a while, vomiting all my bile. Satoru happened to come in to see me, and when he saw me, he covered his nose and ran out again.

"Blue-eyed monster, you come out for me. If you don't give me an explanation today, we're not done with this. Huang Shilang also came to join in the fun. It made me anxious all of a sudden.

"Let's go, let's go to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace together to find the Heavenly Emperor to judge this case for us." I mustered up a lot of strength to get up from the bed, dodged to the outside of the cave, grabbed Huang Shilang's arm and flew into the sky.

"Murder! Help me! Huang Shilang didn't pay attention to me for a while, and was dragged into the air by me before he howled like a pig.

"If you shout again, my hand will be loose." When Huang Shilang heard me say this, he immediately put his hands and feet on me.

"Where are you taking me?" Huang Shilang asked me tremblingly.

"Aren't you going to sue me in front of the Emperor? Let's go to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace now to find the Heavenly Emperor to evaluate this theory for us. "I stomped my foot angrily, and the Heavenly Emperor Palace was already in front of us.

"I'm just saying that, you really dare to find the Emperor of Heaven." Huang Shilang looked at the Heavenly Emperor Palace in front of him, and his legs and stomach trembled vigorously.

"At first, scared? Didn't you always ask me to give you an explanation? Isn't the statement given by the Heavenly Emperor more authoritative?" I glanced at the onlookers. What's there to see! This isn't the first time we've made such a fuss.

"Seedlings, you come in for me!" Hearing this familiar shout from the Heavenly Emperor's Palace again, I felt a sense of intimacy that I hadn't felt for a long time.

"I said Qingmiao, can you not bully others at every turn!" The Emperor of Heaven saw me tugging on Huang Shilang's arm and shook his head helplessly.

"Oh, Emperor of Heaven! You're going to be the master for me! As soon as Huang Shilang heard the words of the Emperor of Heaven, he immediately started his performance mode.

"Okay, don't cry. What do you think is going on?" With a benevolent face, the Emperor of Heaven lifted Huang Shilang, who was kneeling on the ground and weeping bitterly.

"My youngest son just secretly took a radish planted by King Qingmu, and he couldn't help but say that he seriously injured my son. I'm going to his house--" Huang Shilang began to state my guilt with a face full of grievances as if he were performing on stage.

"Wait, why did you say Aomiao hit your son?" The Emperor of Heaven interrupted Huang Shilang without waiting for him to finish his performance. Huang Shilang looked unsatisfied.

"Because my son took a turnip that he planted." Huang Shilang thought that the Emperor of Heaven didn't hear clearly, and he bit word by word very accurately.

"Did your son take his turnips with his permission?" The Emperor of Heaven asked Huang Shilang stupidly.

"Uh--you know, a child is naughty, how can he agree." Huang Shilang watched as the Heavenly Emperor's face became abnormal, and his voice became lower and lower.

"Phew! You still have the face to come to me to ask for justice! The Emperor of Heaven pushed Huang Shilang to the ground, went up and gave him a kick.

"Ahh The Emperor of Heaven spares his life! Huang Shilang was kicked in the stomach by the Emperor of Heaven, and he rolled on the ground in pain.

"Uh--" The defense I had prepared for myself was already in my mouth, but I swallowed it back when I saw the scene in front of me.

"Do you know how hard it is for someone to raise a litter of turnips? That's like your own children serving them! You lazy guys steal turnips without their consent. You're not sorry! You weasels don't like the smell of your own farts and steal other people's turnips......" The Emperor rode on Huang Shilang and beat him while stating the hardships of a laborer. I listened to it next to me, and it was a touch! The Emperor of Heaven who knows me!

"Qingmiao, let me tell you, the next time you encounter a thief who steals your turnips, you will directly repair them for me and beat them to death. I'll give you your back! The Emperor of Heaven gasped and sat back in his chair, and spit out a mouthful of phlegm on Huang Shilang's body.

"Open the door, open the door, and pick up the person quickly." I carried Huang Shilang to his cave, knocked on the door, and threw Huang Shilang on the ground.

"Oops! Kid dad, what's wrong with you? Who beat you like this? Is it a little divorced from her father? No, we must go to heaven to sue him. ...... "I listened for a while and left. This ending really lifted my spirits. I couldn't help but want to sing a song along the way, but for that reason---- we can't remember the lyrics!