"You know what? Yesterday Uncle Huang was beaten and his nose and face were swollen, and this morning I saw Aunt Huang go to the pharmacy in the town to buy medicine. "Shiraishi is spreading gossip to his daughter.

"Husband, let's move, shall we? I don't want to live here anymore. Now I annoy my dad whenever I see him. Every day, he either educates or trains people, and even beats people with his hands. I don't want our baby to be subjected to this kind of violent prenatal education before he is born. These are the exact words of my daughter. Now in her eyes, I am a violent maniac.

"How can you say that about Daddy? He disciplines you and educates you for your own good. Look at the children in Uncle Huang's family, it is because Uncle Huang and Aunt Huang are usually too used to it, so they got into trouble and got hurt. If you didn't have your dad by your side, I don't think you'd be far from injury. "My son-in-law usually looks at it and only knows that he is following his daughter's ass, and he has no opinion of his own, but I didn't expect that his eyes and heart are as bright as his heart!

"Hmph--now even you're starting to educate me. I'm getting less and less in this family. "My daughter is really not like words, just because she is pregnant with a child, everyone endures her and lets her, but she has to inch in, and always wants the whole family to bow down to her. No, I have to change her stinky problem, if it continues like this, I'm afraid this family will break up.

"Xiaoli, Baishi, you two come over for a while. Shiraishi, you call Satoru again and ask him to come along. "I turned around and signaled a meeting to the rock beneath the ground.

"Get everyone together for a family meeting. The topic of this meeting is how we should all get along in the future. Everyone is free to speak. You can say whatever you have in mind. If you have any questions, you can also ask. The purpose of the meeting is for the unity and friendship of our family. "I looked at a few family members, except for my daughter, everyone else was giving me face, and they were all listening to me with their ears pricked up.

"Let me tell you about the reality of our family first. Last time, I earned a total of 10,300 yuan by moving bricks. Excluding the pocket money for each of you and the expenses of the last few days, and the computer, we have a total of 4,000 dollars left in our family so far. In addition, I collected dozens of radishes from my field. That's all we have in this family. For the sake of fairness, I decided to divide the money and turnips according to the head, and we will have to eat in the future, and everyone will pay for it together. If you don't want to eat, you don't have to pay for it. But there is one thing I have to make clear in advance, that is, you should never take advantage of others, and if you want to eat but are unwilling to pay for it, it will not work. Do you have anything to say about my suggestion?" I glanced up at my daughter. She was whispering to Shiraishi with her head bowed.

"It's no different from splitting up. Can I say no?" In the past, except for him to participate in earning money, he didn't care about anything else, just opened his mouth and waited for food. Now when I heard that I had to cook for myself, I quickly raised my hand to vote against.

"I'm against it too. I think that since we are together, we should love each other and help each other regardless of each other. If the family is separated, the relationship will become weaker and weaker. That's not going to work. Satoru also followed the rock and voted against.

"My opinion with Shiraishi is that we want to be alone. Because I have a child, it is a little inconvenient to be with everyone as before. So we want to live our own lives. The daughter spoke in front, and Shiraishi followed with her head bowed.

"Well, everybody's taken a stand. I'll give you what I think. Since Xiaoli and Baishi want to be alone, I don't think it's impossible, let's let them try. If you two don't agree to separate up, you will continue to live with me. Look at it. Four thousand yuan for five people, eight hundred yuan each. You two thousand sixteen, come and get it. How many radishes are there?" I turned my head and asked.

"We don't want turnips, because we didn't make much effort to plant them. Can you give us the computer? "My daughter seems to have a prejudice against my turnips, and she can't get used to the way I serve them. But she's also too sophisticated, and this computer is the only fixed asset and entertainment tool in my family now. But since she opened her mouth, I can't refuse, so give it to her. Shiraishi opened his mouth to express his attachment to the radish, but his daughter pulled his sleeves and had to give up.

"Okay. Since you don't want turnips, the turnips are all ours. It's fine to have a computer with you, but you can't afford to give it if we want to use it. It's the property of the whole family, so don't spoil it. Okay, that's all for today's meeting. In the future, we are two families, I put the ugly words in front, since it is two families, everything must be clearly understood, if you need the help of others, you must be polite, others do not help, and you can't hold grudges. Do you understand what I mean? I looked at my daughter again, and she seemed to understand that I was talking about her, and walked out of the cave without looking up.

"Wait, there's one more thing I want to announce to you. I'm going to take Satoru as my godson. As soon as I said this, not only Panshi and Xiaowu stayed on the spot, but Shiraishi was even more stunned and didn't move as if someone had pointed at it. The daughter lowered her head and twisted the corner of her clothes with both hands.

"Master, this is unacceptable." Satoru "plopped" and knelt in front of me.

"Why, you don't want to?" I squinted at Satoru.

"I, I, I'm just the master's pet." Satoru nervously looked at me, then at my daughter and at Shiraishi.

"That's it. Now everyone is here, and we are witnessing. Xiaowu, you kowtow to me three times and call me godfather, and our gift will be completed. I sat upright in my chair.

"I--" Satoru lowered his head and didn't dare to gasp.

"Scream!" My eyes widened, and Xiao Wu's body couldn't help shaking.

"Godfather." Satoru finally snorted forcefully.

"Hey! Good son, get up quickly. Come, bring this bracelet, this is your godfather's gift to you. How's that, like it or not?" I grabbed Satoru from the ground and put a bracelet on Satoru's hand.

"Okay, you blue-eyed king, you dare to rob me of my good deeds, it seems that I only have to be called uncle. Xiaoli and Baishi come and recognize your brother. Xiao Wu, call my sister and brother-in-law. "The rock will still come to trouble, and he pulled Xiaoli and Baishi in front of Xiaowu.

"Sister, brother-in-law." Xiao Wu's knees weakened and he was ready to kneel for his daughter and Shiraishi.

"No need, no need, brother, you must be filial to your father in the future." My daughter didn't know whether she was relieved or suddenly relented, and this sentence made me almost cry.

"Okay, okay, let's all disperse today." I suddenly felt bored. Although I have long had the idea of accepting Satoru as my godson, it seems that I can't stand Satoru on an occasion like today.

"I said, my lord, is it right for you to do this? Those two children are a little not very sensible. It's just that you let them live alone, and now you accept Xiaowu as your godson, you stimulate them so much, if something happens to this, don't you regret it?" Rock quietly reminded me after the other children left.

"I admit that accepting Xiao Wu as his godson is a bit sorry for Xiao Wu to do on this occasion today, and I can only hope that he doesn't have any ideas. But I didn't do this to stimulate Xiaoli and Shiraishi, but I had an idea for a long time. Could it be that if I accept Xiaowu as my godson, Xiaoli will no longer be my daughter? As for agreeing to Xiaoli and Baishi to live alone, I just want to let them get used to it while I'm still here, experience the hardships of life, and save them from being in a hurry later. "I think what my godfather said is very reasonable, and it is better to educate children with facts than to tell any big truths.

"Master, a little fairy child from the Heavenly Emperor Palace came outside, saying that he wanted to see the master." Satoru just walked out and turned back after a while. He called me "master", and it seemed that he still had thoughts about the confession he had just made.

"Xiao Wu, maybe you think that I recognized you as my godson just now to stimulate Xiao Li. If you think so, you'll look down on me. I've always felt that we have a special fate, but every time I hear you call me master, I feel that there is always such a distance between the two of us. Ever since my godfather came here last time, I've had the idea of taking you as my godson. I originally wanted to do it on the day of the New Year, but I ran into Xiaoli and became pregnant, so I kept delaying it. It's a bit sorry for you to do this today, so I'll give you compensation first. If you really find it difficult to accept, then we still get along as masters and spirit pets. That's good. "I'm looking at Satoru more and more like it now, and I can barely remember what the image of the cheap bird in my mind is.

"Godfather." Satoru knelt down in front of me and kowtowed to me three times again. This time, this kid really recognized me as a godfather.

"Omit the word 'dry'. Just call Daddy. It's called closeness. I gently picked Satoru up.

"Yes, Dad." Satoru also seemed quite excited, with tears shining in his eyes.

"Let's go out and see what's going on?" Panshi heard that it was a person from the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and he stood next to me and urged me to make this touching scene with Xiaowu end hastily. I really want to give him a kick after him, it's rare in my life to be moved, so I can't wait for me and Xiaowu to look at each other sincerely for a few minutes to increase the affection.

"General Qingmiao, the Emperor of Heaven sent me to invite you to the Emperor of Heaven Palace to solve the case." The fairy fairy tale had just finished speaking, and the rock standing next to me pulled me back again.

"Don't pull me, tell me something." I was being dragged by the sleeves of my shirt by the rock, and I felt a little uncomfortable with my neck.

"Did you tell the Emperor about the Yin-Yang Mirror? What did he tell you to solve?" The face of the rock turned green. It seems that he is still quite terrifying to the Emperor of Heaven.

"I'm full, I've got nothing to do, tell him what I'm doing that? Don't panic, I'm in front of you if something happens. "I straightened my clothes and walked out of the hole.

"I don't know what case the Emperor asked me to solve?" I looked at the boy in front of me with a familiar look, as if he was the one I had met at the party last time.

"Uh--well, I don't know. You'll know when you go. The boy glanced at the onlookers, and seemed to have something unspeakable.

"Alright then, you go back first. I'll be there then. I waved at the boy. The child should have been eager to leave quickly, and disappeared without a trace as soon as he saw me waving his hand.

"Shiraishi, you see I'm right. Dad always likes to cause trouble. Sooner or later, we will be implicated. "Ouch! My daughter's words hurt my heart so much! Just now, I thought that she seemed to realize her mistake, and was wondering whether to secretly stuff her with a few more hundred yuan when no one was around, but after only a few minutes, her true form was revealed again. How did I educate my children in my last life, and how did I teach such a white-eyed wolf!

"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you hear the fairy boy just now say that the Emperor of Heaven asked his father to help solve the case. Shiraishi dragged his daughter back to their cave.

"Dad always likes to be in the limelight, and he is ahead of others in everything. I don't like my dad the most. "What do you mean by me being in the limelight? Your dad didn't make me who I am today because of you. I listened to my daughter's words and felt the grievance in my heart, but what can I do? Who called us her father, bear it!

"Rock, Xiaowu, we don't have to do dinner today. Let's go to the heavens together later, and someone should invite us to this dinner. "Humph! You don't like your dad, your dad and I still have to fight for breath, so I'll go to the sky to eat and starve you two to death!

"Oh, Xiaoqing, it's great that you're here. I really can't eat and sleep these days. Last time, I saw you catch the turnip thief, and I think you must be good at this, so I asked you to come and do me a favor. "As soon as the Emperor saw me, that enthusiasm was raised.

It turned out that the case that the Emperor of Heaven asked me to solve was also a theft case, and the subject matter of the case was also a radish.

"Thank you Emperor for your appreciation. You see your name, and I immediately came with Rock and my godson. The Emperor's business is our business, as long as the Emperor gives an order, we will go to the soup and fight the fire, and we will not give up. It's just that you see the hurry in which I brought them, and they are still hungry. Shall we talk while eating?" I felt sick to my stomach. Panshi and Xiao Wu looked at me and quickly touched their stomachs.

"That's easy to say. As long as you help me solve this case, I will definitely treat you to a big meal. Come on, heat the leftover food from noon in the kitchen, and give the three of them the bottom first. "This old man is as good as that Grande.

"Hehe, the life of the Emperor of Heaven is really simple and touching!" Looking at the radish pickles on the table, I was really emotional! Eat this at noon? That's a little too poor! However, from this aspect, it can also be seen that the Emperor of Heaven is not a person who is a fake public servant. He guards the money printing press but does not use it for himself, which is much stronger than those lords in the world who make a fortune with a little power.

"Hehe, we've been losing weight these days, so we're eating a little light, forgive me." The Emperor politely sat down beside me, grabbed the largest nest in the bowl, and nibbled on the pickles. Seeing this, Rock and Satoru immediately stopped being reserved, and grabbed the things on the table with a horizontal knife and stuffed them into their mouths. I started a little late, only grabbed the rest of the nest head that I don't know who gnawed, but it's better than nothing, who told us to patronize and be angry with my daughter in the morning, and forget about my stomach. Now this stomach screams.

"You see, the turnips in my field have been turned like this by the eighth grandson of the king. The largest turnips were gone. That's my brainchild! "The Emperor of Heaven patted me on the shoulder and complained of grievances. It's just that his words are a little too hurtful. I saw the anger on Panshi's face, and I was sure that he was not angry because someone had stolen the Emperor's turnips.

"Don't be angry. Judging from the scene, the thief who stole the radish must be a new hand, you see that the ground is turned in a mess, and a few radishes have been dug up directly. "I held the Emperor's hand tightly and felt so resentful of him.

"Yes, you said how hateful this thief was. I would have forgotten if he stole one or two, but he picked three or four, and threw the small ones back into the pit for me, and took the big ones away. What's even more hateful is that he still comes to steal again and again. I let those little fairies take turns guarding and he succeeded. You must catch this thief for me, if I don't pick his skin and pull his tendons, I will be the emperor of heaven for so many years. "It seems that this thief has really provoked the Emperor of Heaven. However, this Heavenly Emperor's Palace is not something that anyone can enter, and there are heavenly soldiers guarding it everywhere. Nine times out of ten, these were done by internal thieves.

"Emperor of Heaven, if you put a hundred hearts, I will definitely help you find out this thief, otherwise how can you be worthy of those innocent radishes in the ground." Looking at the rotten radishes all over the ground, I feel really distressed! That's enough for me to make a few large jars of dried turnips.

"May I ask the Emperor of Heaven, when does that thief usually steal?" Panshi stood beside the Emperor of Heaven and had been waiting for an opportunity to express himself, and when he saw that I didn't ask anything, he hurriedly stepped forward to make a supplement.

"Probably in the middle of the night. Every time I reported that the radish had been stolen, it was the fairy child who came to water it in the morning. And I often come here during the day when I'm fine, and I don't see anything out of the ordinary. "The Heavenly Emperor's analysis seems to be very reasonable. It's just that I think it's the same whether he says it or not. Did this thief eat the leopard and dare to steal the emperor's radish in broad daylight, and turned the ground to shreds with such fanfare?

"I wonder where else radishes are planted in the Heavenly Emperor's Palace?" Xiao Wu's sentence is to the point. The land has been turned over almost completely, and if I were the thief, I would definitely look for a new target.

"What do you say about ---? Where no one lives, I planted all the turnips. However, only the radishes in this field grow the best. "How much the emperor loves to eat turnips! Can't you grow something else? Or do you only grow turnips?

"Apart from the turnips in this field, which one of the turnips in this field grows better?" The Heavenly Emperor's Palace is so big, and all the horns are planted with turnips, which is too difficult for us to solve the case.

"Let me think about it. Next to the latrine at the back of the hall on the east side, the turnips there also seem to be growing well. Do you think it will be the next target of thieves? No, I've got to go check it out. The Emperor touched his chin, as if he had decided that the radish next to the latrine had suffered an accident, and turned around and ran. A few of us lined up to follow the Emperor.

"Great, it doesn't look like the thieves have found it yet. I'm going to have to get someone to dig up the turnips here. The Emperor took a long breath, turned his head to see a few of us covering his noses, and smiled embarrassedly.

To be honest, it smells too much. It's not that the thief doesn't care about the radish in this field, he shouldn't be able to stand the smell, right?

"What other field has turnips that grow well?" I asked the Emperor as I walked back.

"Everything else is pretty much the same." It seems that if we want to solve this case, we will have to go to the field and observe it ourselves before making a decision.

"That'll do. Emperor, go and get busy with you. The three of us went around to find out what was going on. "I quickly evacuated this filthy land with Rock and Xiao Wu, and after a while, I guess I won't be able to eat the Emperor's feast. As I walked, I wondered if I should suggest that the Emperor of Heaven make a modern thatched toilet, this kind of open thatched toilet was really detrimental to the face of the Emperor's Palace.

"Rock, how big is this Heavenly Emperor's Palace, according to your analysis, which direction should we go first. Otherwise, let's do it in three parts, one person is responsible for one piece, and then gather in the main hall after observation. "Panshi is a frequent visitor to the Heavenly Emperor Palace, so he should be familiar with the Heavenly Emperor Palace.

"Hehe, I knew you were going to ask me. Come with me, and I promise that the thief's next target will be there. Rock smiled mysteriously at me and led the way towards a row of dilapidated houses to the south.

"What are these houses for? I don't see any people living here. I craned my neck and looked into the room, and saw that it was clean, but the furnishings were relatively simple, and there was nothing but a bed, a table, and a chair.

"This is the guest house of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace. In the past, there was a major event or a training class in the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and the gods lived here. It is now estimated that the usage is not high. Rock said as he led Satoru and me into a room with an unlocked door.

"How do you know that this is the thief's next target? Hey, what are you doing here?" I saw Rock push open the window of the house, and with a single stretch of his hand, he rolled out of the room.

"You two just come with me. This is a secret gathering place for the gods. Rock stood outside the window and beckoned to Satoru and me.

Xiao Wu and I hurriedly climbed out of the window and followed the rock through a small bamboo forest behind the house. A small patch of lush radish tassels moves in the wind, showing their good growth status.

"How do you know the turnips grow well here?" I looked at the turnips in the field in wonder. The turnips in this field are no worse than those in the stolen field. Just by looking at the radish tassels, you can see that they are all very large.

"Hehe, didn't I tell you, this is the secret gathering place of the great gods. I can't even think of this, it's stupid. "The rock looked at me and Xiaowu happily.

"A secret gathering place for the gods? There are no houses or pavilions here, so what are the gods doing here?" Satoru looked around curiously.

"Use your brain, think again." Rock tilted his head and teased us.

"Could it be --- you mean---" I looked down at my feet and quickly moved to the clean spot.

"Hahaha, yes, you guessed it!" Rock burst out laughing. Xiao Wu stared at his eyes with a puzzled look.

"The fertile soil irrigated with pure natural organic fertilizer is of course the best environment for radish growth." I couldn't help but smile and gave Satoru a hint.

"I'll go!" Xiao Wu jumped to a place three feet away. The way he looks reminds me of when I first met him.

"Hahaha......" I couldn't help but laugh anymore.

"Let's go, let's go to the room just now and keep guard, I guess we should have something to gain tonight." Rock shook off the placket of his clothes and shook the ashes off his body.

"I only grabbed half of the nest just now, and now this stomach is still empty. This Heavenly Emperor is too stingy. You two wait here, I'll get us some more food." "A small broken bed, the three of us can only lie on it, most of our legs stretched out of the bed, it is really uncomfortable. Satoru wanted me and Rock to be more comfortable, so he sat down on a chair and rested on the table.

"You have to be careful not to be discovered." Rock reminded me by holding his neck with his hands.

"Don't worry. We are now solving the case for the Emperor of Heaven, and we can freely enter and leave any place in the Emperor's Palace. I dodged out of the room. Coming to the main hall and finding the kitchen is familiar to me.

"Hey--have you heard, the Emperor of Heaven has called General Qingmiao to catch the thief who stole the radish. This time we can finally get a good night's sleep. "The two little fairies in the kitchen are chatting privately. I ducked out and floated not far from them, looked at the stove and saw that there was nothing left to eat, and then turned to the kitchen cabinet.

"You said that this thief is true, why not steal turnips. How much can you sell a turnip?" A little fairy boy stretched his waist and squatted down around the stove, and when he got up again, he had an extra chicken leg in his hand.

"You don't know. The radish of our Heavenly Emperor Palace is now in the Heavenly Realm, and it is valuable. I heard that one was fried to 300,000. After the last party, many buyers said that eating the radishes of our Heavenly Emperor Palace was refreshing, and the speed of cultivating the immortal method had increased a lot. The other little fairy boy also turned to the back of the stove and bent over, and when he got up, he had an extra bun in his hand.

"Could it be that there is a place behind this stove where they hide their smuggling? I had just turned around from there, and I didn't see anything. "I silently approached the two little fairies who were stealing their mouths. Sure enough, there was a secret compartment behind the stove, which had been opened at this time, and there were a lot of delicious things in it.

"Emperor of Heaven, what's the matter with you not resting in the kitchen?" I flashed to the kitchen door and came to this voice. The probe looked into the kitchen, and the two little fairies hurriedly closed the secret compartment and escaped through the back door of the kitchen.

"I don't know who is in charge of this Heavenly Emperor's Palace, these little fairy children eat better than the Heavenly Emperor." I tore off the curtain in the kitchen again, poured everything in the dark compartment into it, and dodged back to our Yin-Yang Lake first. When I got to my cave, I realized that this day in heaven and on earth is a year, and if we stay in heaven for a day and come back, these things will not be dried corpses. So he didn't think much about it, first poured all the food on the table, then tore the curtain in half, wrapped the food on the table into two packets, quietly put one bag at the mouth of his daughter's hole, and then carried the remaining bag to the guest house of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace.

"Or do you have the ability. Where did you get all this delicious food?" When Panshi saw the food, he immediately smiled.

"Eat quickly, don't be seen." I grabbed a chicken leg and nibbled on most of it. Rock and Satoru are also welcome. The three of us worked hard, and in a few minutes the corpses were destroyed and cleaned up.

"I finally have the strength to catch the thief!" I stretched and lay down on the bed, which was called a comfort.

"Xiao Wu, you throw this bag of garbage behind the room where the little fairy children of the Heavenly Emperor Palace live." I pouted at the rock. Rock immediately pulls Satoru to tell him where the fairy children live.

"Daddy, Uncle Pan, come, eat fruit." Satoru went for a while, and when he came back, he carried a few peaches in the hem of his clothes.

"Where do you get peaches this season?" When I used to watch "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace", I knew that there were peaches in the sky, but I saw that what Xiao Wu took was no different from the peaches in the world, so I took a look at the rock.

"Hehe, this must be the immortal peach hidden by the Emperor of Heaven in the ice room." The rock really lives up to my expectations, and the title of this celestial encyclopedia is really not blown out.

"It looks like it's the private collection of the little fairies again." I glanced at Satoru.

"That's right, Dad, you're so smart! There happened to be a fairy child stealing peaches, so I went along with a few. Xiao Wu's "Dad" called me, and I was overjoyed. The kid was finally back to his old self.

"This fairy peach can really make people live a long life?" I looked at the rock again.

"That's all. It's all blown out by the gods who are whiskers and horses. This is a peach, and it is not as delicious as the peach in the world. If a mortal wants to live a long life, he can only eat the longevity fruit on the Bodhi Mountain. "I must keep this article of Panshi Science in mind, we have to go to Bodhi Mountain when we have time, and get him a few immortal fruits for our father, mother, wife and children to eat.

"But if you want to eat that longevity fruit, it depends on fate. It is rumored that if the longevity fruit does not melt in your hands, it proves that it is related to you, if it is not, even if you get the longevity fruit, it will turn into a puff of smoke and drift away before you eat it. "Grandma, why are these fairy things so mysterious!

"What are you doing with him, come, let's taste the taste of fairy peach first." I took a peach from Xiao Wu's hand and took a bite, it was quite sweet, but a little hard.

"Shh---h Rock suddenly raised a finger at me and pointed at the turnip field behind the house.

Sure enough, there was a rustling sound. It's not dark yet, and the thief is a little bolder!

"Bai Wu, you hurry up. I heard that there are a few stakes in solving the case today, so let's not be caught. "This thief turned out to be a woman. I looked through the cracks in the bamboo forest for a long time, but I didn't see a human figure. Where is this thief hiding to command that Bai Wu to steal turnips?

"I'll call the Emperor of Heaven over." The rock snorted at me. I nodded and waved my hand at Satoru, telling him to concentrate and be ready to strike. Satoru understood my intentions and stared intently at the turnip field.

"Well, the turnips here are okay, right? It took me a long time to find this place. The voice sounded again, and this time I pinpointed it, and finally found that the thief had turned into a colorful butterfly and stood on a radish tassel. I quietly hid and spread an enchantment around the turnip field. Just in case, I turned into a little ant and burrowed into the turnip field.

"Bai Wu, okay, let's withdraw when we're full." With a few short legs, I finally climbed under the radish tassel where the butterfly had stopped, which was too tiring to turn into a small ant, and I was out of breath after a few steps. After a short pause, I climbed down the tassel to the foot of the butterfly.

"You come down for me!" I grabbed the butterfly's leg, but I didn't expect the butterfly to flutter its wings and take me to the sky.

"Bai Wu, run, you've been discovered!" Butterfly shouted in the air and flicked her legs in an attempt to shake me off.

"Don't bother it, follow me to see the Emperor of Heaven, otherwise I'm welcome." I just don't let go of the butterfly's legs.

"You stinky rascal, bad rascal, don't let go quickly." The butterflies swayed in the air, slammed into the barrier of my cloth, and fell to the ground with a "pop".

"How's that, do you want to toss again?" I manifested my true form, one foot hanging over the butterfly. As long as she dares to resist again, I will trample her into a pulp.

"Look, Daddy, it's a free child." Satoru also caught the culprit who stole the turnip.

"Xiaoqing, no, take your feet away!" The Emperor of Heaven ran and shouted after the rock.

"Dad, he's bullying me." I was recalling the meaning of the Emperor's words, when the butterfly under my feet rolled on the ground, turned into a young girl, and threw herself into the Emperor's arms and cried.

"Uh--" This plot changed too quickly. Xiao Wu and I were dumbfounded as we watched the warm drama of father and daughter embracing each other in front of us.

"You're not fooling around, kid. If you want turnips, you can tell your father, why do you want to be sneaky?" The Emperor lovingly tidied up his daughter's messy hair and wiped the ashes from her face.

"Dad, you must beat him up for me. He just pulled my thigh, and he almost didn't break my leg. "The daughter of the Emperor of Heaven also seems to be an informal figure, and this kind of embarrassing words can also be said.

"How can this be blamed, I asked Xiaoqing to help me solve the case. You can only blame yourself. Look what you've done with my turnip field. You know how much thought your dad put into these turnips. "It seems that the Emperor of Heaven is okay with educating his children, not the kind of unprincipled favor.

"Xiaoqing? Isn't that a woman's name? A big and three rough uncle is called Xiaoqing, which is too funny. "The princess was still crying and crying, and when she turned her face and began to mock me again. The speed with which this can change the subject is truly impressive!

"No big or small, no nonsense." The Emperor reprimanded his daughter in the same way that I reprimanded my son. It seems that all fathers in heaven and earth are basically the same, and they hope that the child will obey the rules and hope that he can be happy. What a contradiction!

"I'm sorry, Xiaoqing, I made you laugh. My daughter was spoiled by her mother. Don't care. "The Emperor of Heaven is really out of line. Sometimes I think people are actually pretty nice. If it weren't for being the biggest official in the Heavenly Realm, maybe I would have been able to make friends with him.

"Don't dare, don't dare, I hope the princess will forgive her sins. Qing Miao didn't know that it was the princess who made the rude gesture just now. I'm really sorry, I'm sorry. "Although this princess is unpleasant to my eyes, we can't help but give face to the emperor. The etiquette of this passing still has to be done.

"Okay, Xiaoqing, this incident turned out to be a misunderstanding. Let's go, I'll take you to a big dinner, which can be regarded as a reward for helping me solve a mystery. "The Emperor of Heaven took his daughter with his left hand and pulled me with his right hand, and Panshi and Xiaowu followed behind. I don't know what gossip will come out when this scene is seen by outsiders.

"Come on, come on, sit down, you're welcome, wait a while to let go of your arms, it's definitely enough!" Come on, tell them to serve the food. As soon as the Emperor's unrestrained words came out, the three of us grabbed our chopsticks in one and waited for the feast to come.

"The first course - cold shredded radish." The little fairy child introduced the name of the dish very politely.

"The second course – pickled pepper and radish strips." The voice of the little fairy child is really good, and the pickled pepper directly said "foot soaking".

"The third course – dried red oil radish." The little fairychild's face seemed to be more rosy than the thing on the plate.

"The fourth course - braised radish cubes." Little Fairy Child winked at us after introducing the name of the dish.

"Fifth course – steamed vegetarian fish." Finally, there was a dish that was not called radish, and we reached for the new dish with three pairs of chopsticks. It's just that why does the little fairy child look like he wants to faint? I hesitated, but withdrew my outstretched hand.

"The sixth course – deep-fried vegetarian meatballs." This time, a little fairy boy was served, but the little fairy boy seemed uncomfortable, and his mouth kept exhaling.

"The seventh course - curtain roll spring." The name of this dish is so nice. You see, the little fairy boy was moved to tears.

"The eighth course - the full moon." This time, the plate was replaced with a large bowl. It was directly carried by the two little fairies.

"The ninth course - wealth in the sky." This dish is more distinctive than any of the previous dishes, and each dish is stunned and upright on the plate. The little fairy boy was afraid that he would shake down a vegetable, so he walked cautiously. I calculated, the distance from the door to the table was only five or six meters, and it took him about two minutes.

"The tenth course - the main dish - overlord dumplings." This time, the boy who served the food looked as usual, but he seemed to have just finished exercising, his face was covered with sweat, and the clothes on his chest were wet.

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, it won't taste good when the food is cold for a while." The Emperor of Heaven beckoned us with chopsticks. Three pairs of chopsticks spun around in the air, not knowing which dish to start with.

"Xiaoqing, come and taste the spring color of this curtain roll. It's my favorite, and I chose the name. "The Emperor thought we were embarrassed and put a small spring roll into my bowl.

"Hehe, thank you, Emperor." I hurriedly picked up the rice bowl in front of me and received the reward of the Emperor of Heaven. How elegant the name "curtain roll spring" is, and the real thing is also elegant and refined - dumpling skin wrapped with shredded radish.

"Come on, come on, Rock, it's rare for you to eat here with me, come, taste this full moon." Panshi also hurriedly picked up the bowl and caught a large spoon full of radish slices cut into semicircles stretched out by the Emperor of Heaven.

"Come, young man, your name is ---?" The Emperor of Heaven took a fist-sized dumpling and put it in Xiao Wu's bowl.

"My name is Xiao Wu, thank you Emperor of Heaven." Xiao Wu nervously stood up and bent over the Emperor of Heaven, and directly touched the big dumplings on the Emperor's chopsticks and left the chopsticks, but fortunately, I was in a hurry, and pushed Xiao Wu's bowl to the Emperor's chopsticks, "Bang", and the dumplings fell accurately in Xiao Wu's bowl.

After eating this meal, the three of us walked out of the main hall of the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and there were constant farts. When I was a mortal, I ate a whole chicken feast, a whole fish feast, and a tofu feast, and this time I finally opened my eyes again and ate the radish feast. This Emperor wouldn't have fed us all the rotten radishes in the field, right?

"I didn't expect this radish to be able to make so many tricks." Rock commented on the Emperor's feast in an appreciative tone.

"It's pretty good." Xiao Wu is more pertinent.

"The taste is okay, salty, sour, sweet and spicy." I also gave my answer. It's just that there is one sentence that the three of us hold in our stomachs and don't say it, and all of them are discharged involuntarily from another exit of the body along the unobstructed intestines.

That's a lot of fart!

"Hey! Did my dad's turnip feast be enjoyable?" As soon as we walked out of the gate of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, we saw the precious princess of the Heavenly Emperor leaning against a dilapidated broken pillar in front of the door, shaking a handkerchief in her hand and tilting her head to stare at us like a thug.

"The Heavenly Emperor's radish banquet can be said to be a unique in the heavenly realm, with all the color and flavor. We not only tasted delicious food and filled our stomachs, but also enjoyed the strong artistic edification, which was really fruitful! After saying this, I couldn't help but despise myself a hundred times in my heart. Why have you become a sycophant now? Isn't she just a princess, as for us going to shoot her ass?

"yes, yes, I kind of opened my eyes today. Thanks to the princess for giving us this opportunity. Rock bowed his hand to the princess. This sycophant is much more stakes than mine.

"I can't see how much you love my dad's turnips. My dad said that this time I bothered you, and asked me to apologize to you. Originally, I was a little worried about whether the gift I gave you was too light to represent my guilt. Now I'm finally relieved. Whew – that's my gift. You adults don't care about the villain, forgive me for the trouble I made this time, and I can give my dad an errand. The princess kicked the pillar against which she was leaning. Obediently, I thought it was a broken pillar, but when I looked closely, I realized that it was a sack that was a little taller than a man.

"Uh--I wonder what's in the bag?" Although I had already guessed eight or nine and ten, Rock still asked.

"Isn't it the radish of the Emperor of Heaven that you just praised a lot?" The princess pursed her lips, meaning very clearly, "This has to be asked?" Do you have a bit of a brain? ”

"It's—this gift seems too expensive. The Emperor of Heaven cherishes his radish very much, how can we win the love of others. "Just kidding, such a big sack of radish dregs, the three of us won't be tired to death when we carry it back. Besides, we are not the cleaners of your Heavenly Emperor Palace, and it is your own job to throw out the garbage, so why should we help you?

"Don't worry, this is my father's personal reward for you, not my steal. I've just passed it over. The princess raised her eyebrows, and seemed not too satisfied with my answer.

"Then thank the Emperor and the princess for their love. We accepted this gift. However, can you find two more bags to divide them, and the three of us can carry them back. "Panshi is addicted to patting, so angry that I can't spit out a word for a long time with my mouth open.

"Well, that's easy to say. However, you also know my dad's temper, and he hates other people's spoiled things the most about what he likes. He'll be watching his precious turnips! "What do you mean? Do you have to let a few of us eat this pile of rotten turnips to solve your hatred? You have been arrested, and this account should be calculated on your boss's head. Who do you think has nothing to do and has to run to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace to be affected? It's not a thing! I just ate a stomach full of gas, and now I suffer from a stomach full of gas.

"Poof-bang-poof-bum-" I protested with a couple of serial farts.

"You're disgusting, too. I—ah—" The princess covered her nose and stepped back, forgetting that there was a large bag of turnips behind her, and struck it directly on the sack, and fell to the ground with the sack, almost crushing one leg from the tumbling sack.

"Ouch, princess, are you alright?" The rock rushed forward and pulled the princess up. It's just that he may be too hard, and the breath in his stomach can't be held back all of a sudden, and there is a loud "bang--". I felt my feet tremble. The old face of the rock was ashamed, and he let go of the princess's arm and hid behind me. The princess had just been dragged up by the rock and had not yet stood firmly, and was startled by the sound of the rock, and fell down another buttocks with a "snap". It may have hurt the tail vertebrae, and her "whoop" scared me a lot.

"Princess!" When Panshi saw that he had caused a big disaster, he was so frightened that he couldn't care about his old face, and he "swished" out from behind me again and ran to the princess.

"I--I'm fine, stay away from me." The princess covered her nose and avoided the rock, probably because the fart smell on the rock was too strong and had not completely dissipated.

"Satoru! What are you doing stupidly? Hurry up and get the princess up. "The old face of the rock has turned purple by this time.

"Oh." Xiao Wu was just watching the play just now, and he was shouted at by the rock, so he was stunned and dragged the princess up from the ground suddenly. The princess's mouth was crooked.

"Alright, alright, let's go." The princess covered her buttocks, for fear that we would see too much of her embarrassment, and waved at the three of us and blasted us away. As soon as the three of us heard the princess's pardon, they ran away.

"Hey! Your turnips! "The princess didn't forget to trick us like that. Seeing that Rock and I didn't seem to hear, Satoru turned around and went back to pick up the sack and run back. It seems that this kid really has a lot of strength.

"You stupid! How heavy is that! You're not going to pretend you didn't hear?" When I got to a place where there was no one, I started to complain about Satoru.

"Our radish is almost finished, and this sack can last for many days." I don't know whether to be angry or laughing. This kid followed me and learned my penchant for taking advantage of small things.