Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 30 It turns out that we are also abducted children, contracting the Emperor of Heaven
"Look at this." The old fairy took out a scroll from the back room, unfolded it, and a portrait of a man appeared before my eyes. If it weren't for that shiny brocade robe, I almost thought that this old fairy had someone to draw me secretly.
"This is my master, Mohai Shenjun Xingxuan. Does it look exactly like you?" After the old fairy said this, he pulled the third generation of the spelling master and knelt in front of me.
"Wait, wait, there are more people who look like this. I feel like I'm still a little different from the people in this painting. I grabbed the old fairy and stretched out my hand to point to a spot on the painting. The depiction of the person in the painting seems to have many more fingers than ordinary people, shouldn't this special gene be inherited?
"Forehead--- hot sun! You stinky boy, did you do a good thing?" As soon as the old fairy saw the place of my finger, he pulled the three generations of the spelling master next to him to the painting.
"No--yes-yes--I did it." The third generation of the spelling master was flushed, and he looked at his grandfather with some embarrassment, and then at me.
"Hehe, it's this kid who is naughty, and the master has as many fingers as a normal person. It's all five, it's all five. The old fairy smiled wryly.
"Old man, it's not that I don't believe you. It's just that according to common sense, your master is also a figure with a head and a face in the heavenly realm, and it is not trivial to find someone. Why haven't you found it for 10,000 years?" Not to mention that the great gods of this heavenly realm are all supernatural, and even a small character like Huang Shilang knows that my real body is a blue-faced gold-tailed carp, so I don't believe that there is anyone in this heaven who will not know. It's been tens of thousands of years, and it's a little too late to find it now, right?
"Hehe, I won't tell you, our Mohai is at the end of the sky, and we have nothing to do with the gods of the four directions. After the disappearance of my little master, my master and my mother were so sad that they neglected to manage the affairs of Mohai, so that the situation in Mohai was turbulent and the forces of all sides fought endlessly. The master and the mother also disappeared before 10,000 years, and the little master died soon after. Yanyang and I only drifted all the way from the sea of ink to this place four hundred years ago. "The old fairy is telling me that it's not that his master and mother don't look for his little master, it's because they have died up early, and it's just a coincidence that they met me this time. Alas--- I was excited for nothing. I thought I was relying on the last financial master, but it turned out to be a non-settlement. These two don't want to take refuge in me, do they? I can't open the pot in my house now, and two more people won't tire me to death!
"Hey, I'm sorry. Although what you say is very true, I still choose not to believe it. Because what happened tens of thousands of years ago is too difficult to verify now. Let's take it for granted. I got up and walked outside. I don't run a nursing home, so why should I bear all the hardships and hardships alone? If you don't leave now, and then be fooled by this old fairy later, we still have to do the things on "The Prince's Revenge", isn't that asking for trouble?
"Little master, you can't live up to the high expectations of your master and your mother!" The old fairy tugged at me by one arm.
"You can't go, you return my bastard." The third generation of the spelling master put his arm around me and came to join in the fun. It seems that the two of you are competing with my arms today.
"I'm sorry, I'm really not your little master. You'd better go find your real little master. "I dragged the old and the young to the door, and the two men grabbed me left and right against the door frame and didn't let me out. Shiraishi and Xiaowu in the courtyard couldn't figure out the situation, and the two of them would just stand there stupidly and watch, and they wouldn't come up to help me, which made me really want to cry without tears!
"They haven't paid yet." I squeezed with the two of them for a long time, and Shiraishi finally opened up. Yes, this old fairy said that he bought all my turnips, and we can't leave without money. I jerked back, and the old fairy and his precious grandson were dragged to the ground by me.
"As long as the little master admits that he is the son of Mohai Xingxuan, I will give money." The old fairy lay on the ground and played with Lai, no worse than his grandson.
"This heavenly thing is really amazing. There are even those who force others to recognize their father! "I don't know when the rock appeared in the courtyard.
"Who are you? What's the matter with you? Which green onion are you?" The old fairy got up from the ground, pointed to the rock's nose and cursed. Looking at this, I finally understand why the three generations of Pinye are so horizontal.
"I'm going to say I'm his brother, do you have to kowtow to me three times too?" There is no ambiguity in the way the rock fools people.
"Whew! Even like a bear, you are worthy of being my little master's brother, and you don't pee to take care of yourself. The old fairy jumped three feet high, and his saliva spurted even higher, six feet.
"I'm still his brother, what can you do to me? Am I bear-like? Why don't you pee on you? As far as you are a ruffian, how can you take care of my brother and call me little master? With a servant like you, my brother's face will not be disgraced by you. "I've never seen Rock fight with someone, and now it's amazing! Luckily, we didn't mess with him much on weekdays.
"I'm a ruffian? You go and ask the immortals on the heavenly street, which one doesn't say that I am a good immortal who speaks five words and four beauties. Even a fat, ugly guy like you is only worthy of carrying my shoes. "The old fairy is really talking about quarreling!
"Just you, and you want me to lift your shoes? Come, come, I'll lift your shoes, see if I don't fan you. Rock's eyebrows stood erect, and his eyes flashed fiercely.
"Okay, come on, come on, you fan? Are you fanning?" The old fairy was blocked by his grandson, and he stretched out his head vigorously at the rock.
"Dad, what's going on? Why do you want to quarrel with other people?" My daughter can't see me fighting and quarreling with others, and when I enter the yard, I first find trouble with his father.
"I didn't make a noise, I really didn't make a noise." I quickly waved my hand at my daughter. It was with great difficulty for me to take my daughter back to my base camp, and then run away from her, and then it would be troublesome.
"What the hell is going on? Why did Uncle Pan quarrel with this old man?" The daughter stood in front of the rock with a big belly. Shiraishi and Satoru seemed to be watching the excitement, standing motionless on both sides, which was really speechless.
"Shut up, both of you!" I yelled, and finally calmed down the two arguing masters. It doesn't matter if this roar is made, the door "uproar" suddenly squeezed into a bunch of people to watch the excitement. The gods in this sky are also extremely boring, and as soon as they hear a little wind and grass, they immediately flock to it, and they are really eager to flock to it!
"Let's go, what's so nice. Come on! It's not acting. "I stood in front of the gods and waved at them. An aunt actually carried a small bench in one hand, grabbed a handful of melon seeds in the other, and kept spitting out the skin of melon seeds in her mouth. At first glance, he is a master who likes to join in the fun.
"Let's go! If you don't leave, I'll set fire to you. "I didn't expect the third generation of Pinye to save face at this time, and with a wave of his hand, a red light flew towards the gods.
"Cut--I didn't fight, it was so boring. Take a walk. ”
"It's all to blame, otherwise it would be nice to fight."
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What kind of gods are these? It's really idle.
"I said, old fairy, you can't do things like this, can you? I don't admit it, you have to force me to admit it, it doesn't make sense anywhere! I closed the door and turned to the couple.
"Little master, I finally met you, do you think this is called fate? Since you've met them all, why don't you admit it? Ahem, ahem. The old fairy felt that he was also quite aggrieved, and he was a little anxious to speak, and almost choked.
"I don't understand, it's been tens of thousands of years, what's the point of you asking me to admit that I'm your little master?" I'll first explore the purpose of the old fairy. If he really wants me to reclaim the rivers and mountains, then let's not talk about it.
"When the master and the master mother passed away, they both told me to find you by all means. In fact, I also know that tens of thousands of years have passed, and it is not realistic for you to return to Mohai, but I always feel that you should still go to Mohai to see, it must be your hometown. If you want to ask me what my purpose is, I really don't dare to place too much hope on you, there is only one request at present, please go to the place where the master and the master mother died and kowtow three times, and it will also end one of my thoughts. "The old fairy said that it was a sincere feeling. I was about to cry when I saw my daughter.
"How long does it take to get to Mohai from here?" I think it's just a matter of kowtowing a few times, as long as it doesn't delay time, it's not a big deal.
"If it's fast, it will arrive in one day, and if it's slow, it may take at least half a year." I was stunned when I heard this. Isn't this old fairy a slip of the tongue? It's a little bit different from fast and slow!
He's right. This is to go to Mohai, if you want to take a shortcut, you must pass through the Wannian Cave at the foot of the Bodhi Mountain. There is a 10,000-bladed net set up by thousands of monks in Wannian Cave. Only the mind without distractions can pass through the net unscathed, but if there is a slightest thought, there will always be a thread in the ten thousand blades net that will scrape you all over the body. So no one has been there for many years. "Panshi was still angry just now, but now when he heard that he was playing, he immediately let go of his previous suspicions, and stood up with his head held high to explain to me.
"What does it mean to have no distractions? Is it that I just want to go from there is also a distraction?" Since I was a child, my parents and teachers have taught me to concentrate on studying, to have no distractions, and to only think about studying, which I have never done. When I became a parent, I taught my son like this, and it was definitely impossible for that kid to do it, otherwise his grades would not be so bad.
"No, no, no. There will be many illusions in the Ten Thousand Thoughts Cave, and only those who are not moved by the illusions can be called people who have no distractions. "Well, these Buddha-becoming people always like to come up with such questions to test others, and I don't know if they have ever passed through that hole themselves. But anyone who has a brain will naturally have thoughts. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing to force people to throw away all their thoughts, but it's too hard for me to keep my thoughts from coming to mind. It seems that it is impossible to get to Mohai in one day, but I am a little reluctant to spend half a year running there. This time is life, in order to kowtow to the two gods who have no impression of themselves, they have traveled thousands of miles and experienced hardships, which only Tang Xuanzang can do!
"Otherwise, you two can do it? I'm still quite busy now, how about I go to Mohai with you when I have a long vacation?" If nothing else, if the matter of the Yin-Yang Mirror is not over, it is impossible for me to let go of this heart. It was a matter of life and death for my daughter and son-in-law.
"So you admit to being our little master?" The old fairy didn't wait for my answer, and once again pulled the third generation of Pinye to kneel in front of me, and kowtowed three times respectfully. I'm really tired of this kind of etiquette, and I look like I'm going to have to do it endlessly.
"Alright, alright, get up. I said ugly things in the first place, and you are not allowed to call me master in the future. I'm most annoyed by people calling me that. Now the world pays attention to the equality of individuals, and this sky is still so backward, and I am not afraid of being laughed at by mortals. In the future, everyone will be called uncle and nephew. I'll call you uncle, you can just call me nephew. Don't always be the master's. I patted the old fairy on the shoulder. Hey, this time our arms are finally free!
"How's that going to work? This is completely out of place. No, no, no. The old fairy shook his head and waved his hands to deny my proposal.
"What, unwillingly? It's okay if you don't want to, you two just knocked your heads in vain. Let's get together and disperse. I glared angrily.
"Uh--you're too ---, okay. Just do as you say. The old fairy looked at me, and the rest of the sentence was held back.
"Then what am I calling you?" The third generation of the spell master asked dumbfoundedly.
"Stinky boy, of course you call him uncle, you don't even know this." The old fairy slapped the head of the third generation of Pinye. Everyone laughed.
"Come, come, drink, drink." The two immortals who were still nervous just now are like old friends who haven't seen each other for many years, and they are drinking hotly.
"Dad, why did you become the master of these two immortals again?" The daughter has been in a state of fog about the current situation. In her heart, her father has no merit at all except for beating and training people, so when she saw others sticking to me, she thought that I must have forced others to do it. Alas! From beginning to end, she didn't understand how wronged her father was.
"It's a long story, I'll tell you more when I get back. Why don't you stay at home, what are you doing here?" I took a look at my daughter's big belly, if she were a mortal, she would have become the focus of the family's protection by now. But our current family is full of old men, and there is no one who can help take care of her daughter, so she can only pay more attention to herself.
"I'm fine, this kid takes good care of his mother and never messes around. I'm wondering what to name my child?" The daughter happily stroked her belly. Poor daughter, who lost her parents at such a young age, wandered around with Shiraishi, and didn't know how much she had suffered? But she never complained to me, but was thinking about the favors that others had given her. In this way, this child must be like my wife in my previous life, bold and kind. I don't know if my wife from my previous life was lost in the future, or if she also fell into reincarnation like me?
"You don't have to worry about the child's name, I have already thought about it, just call it Qingbai, with our surname, I don't think Baishi will disagree. Wait until you have a second child and then take his last name. I declare domineeringly.
"Poof--- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Plainer? The name is so good that Xiaoqing has finally found her sister Xiaobai. "Panshi was obviously drinking happily with my fairy, but I didn't expect his ears to be upright to eavesdrop on our conversation, as soon as he heard the name I gave my grandson, a sip of wine sprayed directly on the old fairy's chest, and quickly took his sleeve to help the old fairy wipe it.
"--it's your business. Shiraishi, you have no problem with my first child's surname, right?" I turned to Shiraishi and asked.
Shiraishi didn't dare to have an opinion. Originally, the name Shiraishi was also given to me by my father. Or I'll change my name to Qingshi, so as to save my father embarrassment. "This kid Shiraishi probably drank a little too much. But I didn't expect his name to be given by me, so we used to name others.
"You just say you don't have an opinion, why don't you dare to have an opinion? Is that an opinion?" Satoru pointed at Shiraishi's nose with his finger, and his entire face turned blood-red, plus his eyes were also blood-red, and he looked extremely terrifying.
"You know what? I was adopted by my dad when I was a child. Dad named several of his subordinates at that time, but when he named me, he let me have the surname Bai, do you think I can feel good in my heart?" Shiraishi stared at him with an unwilling look. I didn't expect this child to have this kind of regret buried in his heart.
"I'll go! What a stupid hat. Dad has already taken a fancy to you, if he also named you Qingshi, wouldn't you and Sister Xiaoli become a family, then you wouldn't be able to marry Sister Xiaoli?" Satoru is really good at breaking around.
"Oh - I see. I'm much more comfortable now. Come, brother-in-law, let's have another drink. "These two boys look really drunk.
"Dad, you don't care about them, what are they talking nonsense?" My daughter's face was flushed and she held my hand tightly.
"Alright, you all drink less. We haven't sold out of turnips yet, so we'll have to sell the rest later. "Now that they have become the owners of others, it is impossible to sell radishes to their own families, if they wilt, who will want them.
"Big nephew, I said that I bought all your turnips, and I definitely didn't lie to you. Yanyang, go, go out into the street and sell your uncle's turnips. Eldest nephew, how much are you going to sell for the rest of the turnips?" The old fairy turned his head and yelled at his grandson, turned his head and asked me with a pleasant face, which made me a little embarrassed. Yanyang's kid seems to be too pitiful!
"No, no, uncle, don't embarrass the child. It's better for us to do the turnip selling business ourselves. I waved my hand for Yanyang to sit down. Now let this kid go out to sell turnips, then he really won't be able to mix in the streets of heaven in the future.
"It's okay, it's okay, uncle, it's really okay. I'll sell your turnips for you at a good price. Yan Yang picked up the remaining half basket of radishes and walked out.
"Yan Yang, don't force yourself!" Now that he has become a family, he can no longer be called the third generation of his grandfather. However, looking at the back of him carrying the basket, why do I feel ominous?
"Big nephew, I didn't say you. Now that you have recognized your ancestors, you should change your surname, and Qing is not your father, why do you have to take his surname?" The old fairy seemed to have listened to what we had just said.
"Uncle, it's not that I don't want to change, it's that we work in front of the Emperor of Heaven, and we have already written in the book that day that our name is Qingmiao, which is too troublesome to change. Besides, everyone is used to it, and suddenly changing their surname, others will ask endlessly, how annoying it is. "Actually, it doesn't matter what my surname is for me, but without fully verifying it, I decided not to change it first, in case I make a mistake again and change it back so that I won't be laughed at and killed.
"I don't think you believe me. Let me tell you, my original master, Xingxuan, was a dominant figure in Mohai at the beginning. If it weren't for the fact that he lost you, the current Mohai would have been under his command. The history of your family, you have to start with your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather,...... "I carry my fingers to count the "grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather" to my generation.
"Xianyun Shenjun, go to the street and take a look, your grandson is fighting again!" Not long after the sun was gone, the old fairy was holding my hand and preparing to talk about the history of my family from the eighteenth generation of my ancestors, and everyone was pricking up their ears with great interest, and suddenly there was such a voice outside the door. The old fairy's face changed when he heard this, and he raised his legs and ran out. A few of us also hurried to follow. Looks like my hunch is pretty good. Yanyang's kid is too reckless, it's hard not to get into trouble!
"Stinky boy, relying on your grandfather is Xianyun Shenjun, I will give you a little face, you are still sitting on the ground and starting the price, just now this kind of radish people only asked for 300,000 pieces, you want 600,000 now, you are too black-hearted." When a few of us came to the corner of the street, we saw the first black man to buy my radish and pulling together with the hot sun.
"What's going on? Stinky boy, what are you causing trouble again?" When the old fairy saw the situation in front of him, he couldn't help but say that he gave his grandson a kick first.
"Xianyun Shenjun, you came just in time. You should really take care of your family. He said that he was selling this radish for his relatives. I bought another one at the previous price, and he tried to blackmail me. As soon as the black strong man saw Xianyun Shenjun, he immediately stepped forward and bowed his hand. It seems that Xianyun Shenjun is still quite popular in Tianjie.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but the kid may have misheard the price I quoted." I quickly apologized to them. Yanyang, this kid was too ruthless, and directly doubled the price I quoted.
"Ouch, isn't this the fairy who sold turnips before? You also give judgments. Earlier, after I bought your turnips, my family asked me to buy two more to give away. When I came here to see, it was Yanyang who was selling, so I asked why he was selling turnips? He said he was helping relatives sell it. I think since it's for a relative, the price should be the same as before. So I gave him 560,000. Is this the price we agreed to before? As a result, he didn't follow, saying that the price has risen now, asking for 600,000 for one and 1.2 million for two, do you think he is slandering? That's not true. The black man's face was full of anger. After listening to the words of the black man, I was not very happy in my heart. Although Yanyang has done a little too much, the black strong man's face is too thick-skinned. At the beginning, I said that 280,000 yuan would sell him first-class goods, but he asked for second-class goods for 180,000 yuan, how could I sell them to him if I wasn't in a hurry to open? Now he wants to buy first-class products for 280,000 yuan, and he is too good at this abacus, right?
"This great god, I'm sorry, the 280,000 yuan we talked about earlier was just the opening price, and you ended up buying second-class goods, and I also gave you 20,000 yuan cheaper. Later, all my goods were sold at the original price, and it would be a bit too much to say if I sold them to you at another 280,000 yuan. If you still want to buy it, I can only sell it to you for 300,000 yuan. Otherwise, the person who bought it earlier should have an opinion. "I turned around and asked Shiraishi to pull the sun back.
"Hehe, you don't say who will know that I buy it cheaper than others. and sold it to me for two hundred and eighty thousand. The black man grinned.
"If you don't have a quarrel, there is still this possibility, do you think it is possible now?" I waved my hand around, and a circle of onlookers turned their heads to stare at the black man. The black strong man also understood the meaning of my words when he saw this scene, and very reluctantly took out 600,000 yuan from his arms and walked away with two large turnips.
"I'm sorry, big nephew. My grandson is always doing things so messily, it really breaks my heart! Xianyun Old Divine Monarch sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"It's normal, it's normal, young people do things the same. My family's Shiraishi and Satoru are also virtuous. As soon as I finished saying this, I heard a heavy breath behind me. Okay, it turns out that Satoru didn't leave with Shiraishi, just standing behind me. My words seriously hurt his self-esteem. I quickly tapped him on the shoulder, "Well, it's getting better now, it's much better." ”。 None of today's children are easy to mess with, and we can't afford to offend!
"Eldest nephew, Yanyang will also ask you in the future. I really don't have the strength to educate him. I look much more sensible than Yanyang with these two children of yours. The old fairy also patted Xiao Wu's shoulder and turned back.
"Dad, you always talk to outsiders, how is Baishi and I like that kid in the sun?" Before Xianyun Shenjun had gone far, Xiao Wu pouted and muttered unhappily.
"Didn't I say that to comfort the old man, do you mean that? You're the best in our family in your dad's mind. Shiraishi is far worse than you. When I said this, I deliberately glanced around and confirmed that Shiraishi was not there before I dared to say it. As a result, I forgot about my daughter's explosives bag.
"Dad, it's so unfair for you to say that. Where is Shiraishi not as good as Xiao Wu?" The daughter flashed out from behind the rock with a "whoosh". I'm a head two big.
"Hehe, Shiraishi is not bad, no worse than Xiao Wu, they are almost the same. Feed! Sell turnips! I turned around and shouted, begging God, get me a buyer quickly!
"Okay, you green seedlings, you dare to take out the radish rewarded by the Emperor of Heaven and sell it?" God is too much to save face. As soon as I finished shouting, someone came to the door, but it was not the one who bought the turnips, but the one who found fault.
"Hehe, the princess is also here to go shopping." When Panshi saw the princess, his reaction was much faster than mine, and he greeted him with a smile, eager to expose his mouth and teeth to everyone.
"The radish rewarded by the Emperor of Heaven cannot be wasted. Princess, are you right?" I don't care if she's a princess or not, we're talking about the word "reason".
"I told you to eat them, who told you to sell them." The princess pushed the rock away and glared at me angrily.
"The princess is really good at laughing, you didn't say that at first. Right, the rock?" I turned my head and asked the rock. If this guy dares to deny it, he will only give him radishes when he goes back.
"Oh, princess, don't embarrass us. You see, we have polished the signboard of the Emperor of Heaven, and the market for radishes in the Emperor's Palace will be big in the future, and the Emperor of Heaven is still worried about having no money to make?" Panshi really deserves to be an old fritter, and he didn't answer my question directly, and directly took the princess into the army.
"Okay, since you are thinking about the Emperor of Heaven, then the radishes of the Emperor of Heaven Palace will be wrapped for you in the future. Sell one and give you a commission of ten dollars. That's it. I'll go back and tell my dad the good news. After saying this, the princess turned and ran. What can I do when I hear this? This girl is trying to get revenge on us.
"Rock, you hurry up and stop her." I waved my hand at the rock, and the rock understood the stakes, and before I could finish my words, I disappeared.
"Xiao Wu, Xiao Li, you two look at our stall. There was really no one to buy it, so I quickly withdrew first. I'll take a look. "I don't worry about Panshi, a soft-mouthed and soft-hearted guy, so I can feel at ease by taking a look myself.
"Thank you to the Emperor of Heaven, just do what the Emperor says." When I arrived at the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, I happened to see the Heavenly Emperor letting go of Panshi's hand and standing at the door of the main hall, and Panshi was agreeing to the Emperor's request.
"No, Emperor! We can't really do that! "I hurried up to stop it.
"What? You don't agree with my proposal? So tell me how much do you want?" The Emperor squinted at me, and that look seemed to say to me, "Don't be ignorant."
"Emperor, do you know how hard it is to sell turnips? Don't talk to others every day, just guarding this radish stall and enduring the wind and rain is not something that ordinary people can bear, I think at least you score the two of us--woo "Although I didn't hear what the Emperor of Heaven proposed, it was definitely not much better. The rock covered my mouth. I struggled to break free from his arm. The rock hugged me directly from behind and dragged me out.
"Rock Immortal, if you let go of him, I would like to hear how big his appetite is?" The Emperor waved his hand to let the rock let go of me.
"I think you'll score at least 20 percent of our gains." I ignored Panshi's vigorous tugging in the back, and directly said my thoughts.
"Twenty percent? Hahaha, that's what you said, don't regret it. I promise you, as long as you sell all the radishes in my Heavenly Emperor's Palace at the price you set now, I will share 20% of your profits. "Why is the Emperor so happy when he hears my words? Could it be that I can't express it clearly?
"No, Emperor of Heaven, you promised me fifty percent just now!" The rock left me behind and threw it at the Emperor.
"But Xiaoqing doesn't seem to want so much, what can I do? I can't live up to Xiaoqing's love! It's 20 percent! Hahaha......" The Emperor of Heaven turned around and entered the main hall as he spoke, and after entering, he directly closed the door of the hall, and then let out a series of loud laughs.
What's going on? I was on the spot. After doing it for a long time, I made an oolong thing myself!
"No! Emperor of Heaven, you open the door, what I just said is to give you 20%, and I will receive 80%! "I banged on the temple door. The Emperor of Heaven had already guarded against me, and he held the palace gate to death. I can't push it anymore.
"I didn't hear, I didn't hear, I didn't hear......" the Emperor sang "I didn't hear" in the door.
"You get out of the way." The rock waved at me, and kicked the temple door with all his strength.
"Bang--" "Ouch, my head! "I didn't expect the foot power of the rock to be so fierce, and the door of the temple was directly kicked open by him. The Emperor of Heaven may have been hit on the door of the temple and sat on the ground. There was a big bag bulging in the head.
"Emperor of Heaven, are you alright?" As soon as Panshi saw that his foot had caused a big disaster, he was so frightened that his face was like earth, and he hurriedly stepped forward to help the Emperor of Heaven up, but he didn't pay attention to the threshold under his feet, and he took a leap and went straight to the Emperor of Heaven.
"Ahh This scream was the loudest and most pleasing sound I had ever heard in the Celestial Realm. This supreme leader of the Heavenly Realm, who usually only watches other people's jokes, has finally tasted retribution.
"Emperor of Heaven, where is the injury?" The rock climbed up from the Emperor of Heaven, and looked at the Emperor of Heaven covering his crotch and asked knowingly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault." I quickly got the trouble of kicking the door, or the rock didn't know what to do.
"You two! At most, I will give you a commission of 30%, and if you want more, there is no door at all. "The Emperor of Heaven is so hurt that he still doesn't forget to sell turnips, it can be seen that he is really short of money!
"Okay, good, three achievements and three percent, but the price has to be lowered, because there are too many radishes in your Heavenly Emperor Palace. If this can't be sold, it is better to let all the gods and immortals taste the taste of the radish planted by the Emperor of Heaven. That way, they'll taste your turnips and think you're good. Do you think that's going to work?" I hurriedly told everything I could think of, and when the turnips rotted on the streets, the Emperor of Heaven counted all the accounts on my head. Let's not talk about 30% at that time, it's very likely that we will have to post it upside down!
"Ouch, it hurts me. You can do it, just don't lower the price too low, otherwise next year's radish will not be able to sell at a high price. "What a worthy Emperor of Heaven! The pain didn't control his thinking.
"Okay, okay, I'll try to sell the radish for a good price." After saying this, I pulled up the rock and turned around and ran, and if I didn't run, the Emperor of Heaven would come to us and ask us for medical expenses, but it would be troublesome.
"Look what a good thing you've turned into a bad thing." Rock complained about me as he ran.
"I thought you were fooled by the Emperor of Heaven and forgot about the south, south, and northwest, so I hurried to fight for it, but I didn't expect you to make the Emperor of Heaven give up fifty percent of the benefits." I can't wait to give myself a few slaps now, but I really replaced the gold bars in my hand with silver lumps. There are at least tens of thousands of radishes in the Emperor's Palace this day, and at the price of 100,000 pieces, this mistake caused us to lose at least 200 million heavenly coins, which is 20,000 yuan when converted into RMB! How many big meals can we eat with 20,000! How many bricks do you have to move! The more I think about it, the more unpleasant I feel in my heart, no, I have to get this loss back.
"What are you doing here? Why are you pulling me back again! "Rock thought I was so angry that he slapped me on the back and almost knocked me out.
"Let's go back and do a business with the Emperor of Heaven, let's buy all his radishes and see if he sells them." I said as I ran as I pulled the rock.
"You're crazy, there are at least a few thousand radishes in the Heavenly Emperor Palace, you bought them all, and you won't be able to sell them then, so we're not dying." The rock doesn't seem to have enough confidence in me to sell turnips!
"Don't worry, with the brand of Emperor of Heaven, we will definitely be able to make money." I patted my chest and assured the rock.