Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 31 God Operator Heavenly Emperor, Start Generating Income
"Why are you two back? Hurry up, hurry up, look at you two and my injuries are starting to hurt again. Ouch--"When the Emperor of Heaven saw me going and returning with the rock, he couldn't help but be gloomy, covering the top with one hand and the bottom with the other, humming and chirping and not wanting to deal with the two of us.
"I'm here to report the good news to you." I bowed my face to the Emperor.
"What's the good news? Could it be that someone wants to buy all my turnips?" As soon as the Emperor heard the good news, he suddenly came to his senses and took me by the hand and let me sit on the chair.
"He is worthy of the Emperor of Heaven! What wisdom! It's just that people think the price is too high, and they want us to lower the price. "I quickly patted the ass.
"How much is the price you quoted?" The Emperor's eyes lit up, he didn't expect his radish to be so popular.
"The price I quoted is 80,000 sticks, no matter how big or small, and he still wants to drop it." That's really what I think about it, and I don't want to show my stuff in front of this detector.
"Wait, I'll go to the backyard and see how many turnips they've dug up? I'll wait until I'm settled. "The Emperor of Heaven trotted all the way ahead, and I followed closely behind with the rock.
Good guys, this is a family mobilization! I saw that the Heavenly Emperor's Palace was full of little fairy children digging radishes.
"How are you digging turnips?" The Emperor of Heaven let out a long shout.
"I've dug up here, thirty-nine in all."
"I've dug forty-six here, and I'll get a few more to do right away."
"I've got fifty-eight here. It's all dug up. ”
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I silently calculated in my mind at a rapid pace, alas! When I was in school, I did too little oral arithmetic training, and now I really can't keep up!
"At present, there are a total of 10,000 and 43 radishes, and there are still 79 that have not been dug up, so according to this number, there should be a total of 10,122 radish." Wow! A mathematical genius is more beneficial than Shi Fengshou! I admire the Emperor of Heaven so much.
"Ask us how big the turnips are?" I hastened to add.
"How many pounds of radishes are there?" The Emperor of Heaven let out another long shout.
"I have thirty of those of almost two pounds, four of three pounds, and sixteen of one and a half pounds."
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"According to the number they reported, there were three thousand and eight for three catties, three thousand eight for two catties, two thousand eight hundred and twenty-six for one catty, two thousand five hundred and ninety-six for one and a half catties, and five hundred and ninety-two for about one catty. You go and tell the buyer that three catties will be sold to him at 150,000 yuan, two catties will be sold to him at 100,000 yuan, one and a half catties will be sold to him at 50,000 yuan, and one catty will be sold to him at 20,000 yuan, a total of 970 million yuan and 10,000 yuan, and I will give him a fraction, and all the radishes will be sold at a price of 970,000 yuan and 970,000 yuan. You ask him if he wants to. The Emperor gave me the results of his calculations in one breath and winked at me. OMG! You don't have a supercomputer in your head, do you?
"Hehe, people say that they will pay up to 700 million heavenly coins, and they will pay in installments, pay us once a month, and pay it in three months, I don't know if the Emperor agrees or not." I read the words that had been engraved in my head before I entered the door, so that I would not be suspicious of him.
"700 million is a little too little, why don't you ask him 800 million? If he is sincere, he will give him all 800 million, but can the money be paid first?" It seems that the Emperor of Heaven thinks that the money is a little small. Then give him some more.
"That's what I told him, but people said that the maximum amount is 700 million, and he must make three payments and settle the account at the end of the month, he relies on honesty in doing business, if you don't believe him, forget it." I didn't dare to use my mind at all to speak to the Emperor of Heaven, these words were all made up and stored in my mind before entering the door, and I believe he couldn't see that it was my idea.
"Is this man reliable?" The Emperor of Heaven asked the rock with this sentence, and seemed to be a little distrustful of me.
"Hehe, reliable, really reliable, as reliable as green seedlings." Rock nodded his head and kept drawing circles under his feet. Is he cursing me?
"You two have to promise me that you will be able to recover the money, and if you don't receive the money then, you won't give you a cent of your commission." It seems that the Emperor of Heaven has agreed to our request, and I can't help shouting "Yay!" ”。
"Why do you want to call me master in your heart? Are you scolding me?" The Emperor glared at me. Obediently, I really can't move my mind in front of him!
"No, no, what you mean is that you are the uncle, what you say is what you say, what you say." Rock hurried to help me out of the siege.
"Rest assured, we will guarantee that we will get the money back. The entire 750 million heavenly coins, deducting 30% of our two, that is, 500 million 200 thousand 500 million heavenly coins, will definitely be handed over to you at that time. "This time, my mental arithmetic ability is okay, and I immediately calculated the amount of money due to the Emperor.
"Okay, that's it, today is the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, and at the end of this month, you will hand over the first sum of money to me. I'll have them bagged and sent to you. The Emperor seemed to be quite satisfied with the deal, and after saying this, he whistled and walked happily towards his bedroom.
"You bought all the radishes of the Emperor of Heaven, what can you do if you can't sell them then? 500 million taels and 500,000 heavenly coins! Even if we sell all of our family, we can't make up this number. "As soon as the Rock saw the Emperor leave, he immediately started a fire on me.
"Don't worry. I'm going to open a radish processing factory in our house, wrap the good radishes into gift boxes, sell them to all kinds of gods, and then make pickled radishes with poor sales. I've thought about it, let's open a radish store in the human world and a radish store in the heavenly realm, and it will definitely be popular when the time comes. "I comforted the rock with confidence.
"How wide is your heart! I'm not in a hurry about the yin-yang mirror at all. The day when the Emperor of Heaven shows that Pisces will return to the throne is definitely not far off, and then the Emperor of Heaven really asks you to block the yin and yang fire, I see what you are doing?" Rock frowned, this look of worrying about me really warmed me.
"Alas! I know what you mean. Regarding the matter of making the key to the yin-yang mirror, the Emperor of Heaven has long recognized me in his heart. We can't hide. However, we can't make everyone's life uncomfortable for the sake of this. As long as the yin-yang mirror is not opened for a day, we will be free of that kind and live our days happily. Besides, my grandson is about to be born. If I don't save more money for him now, just rely on Baishi and Xiaoli to leave them, then I won't starve my grandson. Alright, don't worry about that. The so-called boat to the bridgehead is naturally straight. It doesn't matter what kind of yin and yang fire he has, maybe a heavy rain will immediately extinguish it. Hahaha, be happy. I patted Rock on the shoulder.
"Hey! What are you two happy about? How can you thank me for getting 50% of the income for my dad for you?" As soon as he left the gate of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, he met the tsundere princess who came up to ask for a red envelope.
"You're embarrassed to say it, it's all because you didn't make it clear at the time, so I thought you really only gave us a commission of ten yuan, and then ran to your dad to make trouble, this is good, fifty percent has become three, we have suffered heavy losses, you come and comfort us." Go and buy a popsicle for your uncles to get on the fire. "My head hurts a little when I see this princess, and her reappearance always brings me some "surprises" that are not too big or small.
"What do you say? No way? How could my dad do that? I promised it well. You wait, I'll go find him again. "This time the princess seems to be quite righteous, but why would she suddenly change her attitude and be so kind to us?
"Hey, princess, princess, you better not go to the trouble of the Emperor of Heaven. Anyway, isn't it your family's money if the money is given to you or to your dad? Now it's just your money in your dad's hands, you just go and ask him if you want it?" Rock grabbed the princess and didn't let her go to the Emperor.
"What do you know? When the money is in my father's hands, the sheep will enter the wolf's mouth and then the tiger's mouth, and in my hands there will only be wool. The princess shook off the rock's hand and rushed into the Heavenly Emperor's Palace.
"What do you mean? Why did her money get into her father's hands? What's going on? You make it clear to me. "Unexpectedly, Rock and this princess have reached a secret agreement in private.
"At that time, I caught up with the princess and discussed with her, and she would go to the Emperor to fight for the benefits, and then we would give her another twenty percent of the benefits, and that was it. Now anyway, the Emperor of Heaven only gave us 30% of the income, and just took back 20% of hers, so let her ask her father for money. The rock dusted off his trouser leg disapprovingly. I didn't expect that Panshi's brain was still quite bright. I said how could the Emperor of Heaven be so generous and directly give us fifty percent of the benefits, it turned out to be the case.
"So we don't have anything to lose now, do we?" My heart suddenly felt a lot easier. Although just now I was thinking about getting back the two percent of the loss, and I circled so many circles around the Emperor of Heaven, but now the situation has suddenly changed a lot, and the two percent that the Emperor of Heaven took back did not belong to us in the first place, which means that the ones I tossed just now have become my new income. It's so beautiful when you think about it!
"You can say that, but only if you turn your ideas into reality. This process is the key to determining whether we can make money or not. Rock took off one of his shoes and flicked the dust on the upper with his fingers.
The rest of the day will be very busy for our family!
I went to the town to customize a batch of beautifully painted cardboard boxes, and asked Shiraishi and Xiaowu to go to Nanhua Mountain to pick some fragrant wildflowers. The daughter hung the wild flowers upside down on a clothesline in the hole to let the wind dry, then tied a red ribbon to each round turnip, and put a radish and a dried flower together in a box. So that the gift box is ready. It is a beautiful scenery on the heavenly street! Of course, the price can't be 300,000 anymore, and I believe that there will be a lot of immortals to buy it when it rises to 500,000. As for the sales task of the gift box, of course, it has to be handed over to Xianyun Shenjun and his grandson Yanyang, who are familiar with Tianjie.
I pounded out several large vats in the cave that were used to store items and washed them, and asked Shiraishi and Xiaowu to wash and cut the radishes that were not in good shape into long pieces, and put them into the jar together with green onions, ginger, garlic, and peppercorns, and sprinkled some red peppers chopped into foam, add sugar, salt, and white vinegar and stir well, and the next morning it was the finished pickled radish. I learned this practice when I traveled to Zhangjiajie in a local shop specializing in pickled radish.
The people who sold pickled radishes were divided into two groups by me. One group is Baishi and his daughter, and they go to the morning market in the town to set up a stall and sell it for ten yuan a catty. The other group was sold by me and Xiao Wu on the Heavenly Street. If you sell it in Tianjie, you can't talk about catties, you can only sell it by the bag, a bag of 100,000 yuan, at most the amount of half a radish.
Seeing that nothing happened to him, Panshi was a little sullen, thinking that I had an opinion about him. I pointed to the radish stored in the cave and told him, these are the old books of our family that are getting rich now, who do you say will do such an important task? As soon as he heard this, he happily accepted the task of storekeeper.
After a week of such a busy work, I found that my daughter and the two of them had the most rewarding results. It turned out that most of the people living in the town were left-behind elderly people and children. Today's children are no picky eaters than when we were young, and they think that the food cooked by the elderly is not delicious. Some elderly people bought some of our pickled radishes for their children to eat, but found that the children's food consumption increased greatly. So one spread ten to hundred, and the daughter's radish was in short supply! In contrast, business on the streets of heaven is much worse. Although the gods from all walks of life also recognize the good taste of our pickled radish, but this one is expensive, and the amount given is too small. Later, we all discussed, and simply canceled the sales point on the heavenly street, and took all the pickled radishes to the morning market in the town to sell. However, the sales performance of gift boxes is still quite optimistic. The current celestial realm is really no different from the human world, and if you want to do something, you have to ask someone. A while ago, I sold the emperor's radish to open up my reputation, many people are admired, plus our gift box is exquisite, and it also comes with dried flowers, and the people who bought it are full of praise.
"Ouch, business is doing well!" Just by listening to the voice, I knew it was the eventful princess. I didn't expect her to run to the world.
"The princess is here, I don't know what to do?" As soon as I said this, several aunts who were buying radishes grinned happily.
"Of course, the deity is here to inspect to see if you are lazy." The princess lifted his chin proudly and glanced at me contemptuously.
"The princess is really hard, how dare you work hard for such a trivial matter." I threw my hand at the princess. See if I'm lazy? I guess I'm worried that we won't be able to complete the task and you won't get paid, right?
"Idle is idle. Besides, for your sake I have made a military order before my father. Is it okay not to keep an eye on the point? Don't collect the money yet! You don't see other people's aunts' hands are numb. The princess glared, and her hands were put on her waist again, a typical image of a brutal little woman.
"Oh, it's a shame that you two don't become actors. Look how smart this girl is! ”
"yes, you guys played that part just now so well! It's no different from a professional actor. ”
"Oh, I said boss, are you and your daughter-in-law always so amused?"
"You two are so interesting, it's like my son and his daughter-in-law, either quarreling or fighting."
"I'm not his daughter-in-law."
"She's not my daughter-in-law."
The princess and I denied it at the same time. This misunderstanding is too big. The princess's face flushed.
"Understood, understood, it's your good friend anyway." I don't know if the "you" in my aunt's mouth refers to me or the princess.
"Alas, men nowadays are all the same, and when they have a little money, they abandon their wives and find younger women."
"Girl, don't fall for a man! This rich man doesn't have a good thing. ”
"You all misunderstood, she is the daughter of my leader, who specializes in supervising my work." If I don't explain, these aunts and aunts don't know what kind of person they will see me, and the key is not to affect my business for this reason.
"Don't tease us. If you look at the way other girls look at you, they obviously like you. To say that you have nothing to do with each other, I don't believe it. "An aunt looked at me and then at the princess, and came to this conclusion very empirically.
"Eldest sister, you watch too many romance dramas, right? Look at the two children over there, that's my daughter and son-in-law. Do you think I'm going to be so blatant with the mistress dangling in front of them?" I pointed to Shiraishi and his daughter at the other end of the stall.
"Uh-yes. Your daughters are all married and are about to have children. Hehe, I'm sorry, you look too young. I'm sorry, girl. ”
"Who do you say is the junior?" The princess pulled her face and glared at me viciously.
"I'm just saying that we don't have to do anything. Don't be angry, don't be angry. "I'm really full, I'm really full, what are you talking about here with the princess and a bunch of aunts and aunts, let's hurry up and go home after selling the turnips."
"Daddy, who is she?" My daughter came over to me coldly and asked.
"She's ---" In front of so many mortals, it's really hard for me to answer my daughter's question.
"I'm your dad's friend, my name is Qiaoyun." The princess generously stretched out her hand to her daughter.
"My dad's friend? When did my dad make a friend like you?" My daughter glanced at me suspiciously, and didn't go directly to shake hands with the princess.
"Hehe, I met when I was harvesting turnips. Have you forgotten whose turnips we have?" I took my daughter's hand and winked at her.
"You mean she's the sky--" The daughter's eyes widened.
"That's right, that's the one who bothers me and the rock every day." I hurried to follow my daughter's words, so that she didn't leak her mouth, so that these aunts and aunts thought that our whole family was sick and had become acting maniacs.
"Hello, hello. You're called --?" My daughter took the princess by the hand and asked her to sit on the chair behind me.
"Qiaoyun." The princess was obviously a little uncomfortable with her daughter's big change of face, and looked back at me.
"My name is Xiaoli, and I am my father's daughter." The daughter's words amused an uncle who had just come to the stall.
"Hehe, I said girl, you are not your father's daughter, whose daughter can you be?" The uncle smiled and looked at his daughter's belly.
"Uncle, you always come to buy pickled radish, how much your family loves to eat our pickled radish!" Looks like he's a regular. But how can I look at the eyes? Could it be that this old man came while his daughter was there?
"You girl, are you still unwilling to come to cheer you on?" The uncle deliberately pulled his face. I could tell he seemed to like his daughter very much.
"Uncle, you really know how to laugh. I wish you were coming every day. It's just that you're older, so you should walk slowly, don't always be in a hurry. I really can't do it, I'll deliver it to your door. "My daughter is always so warm-hearted, no wonder business is doing well.
"It's okay, I'm here to work out. Your radishes are delicious, crispy, sweet and sour, and a little spicy, which suits my taste. The old man handed over a five-dollar bill. The daughter directly weighed a pound of pickled radish for the old man. I was embarrassed to ask my daughter in front of so many people. It's just that she's always so generous, won't we lose too much?
"Come, take it, you're welcome again." The daughter wrapped the bag of radishes around the old man's hand, afraid that he would accidentally drop it.
"Xiaoli, it won't be every grandparent who comes to buy turnips, you will give more, right?" I thought about it and asked clearly, if that was the case, it would be better for me to let her stay at home. Doing business is not doing good deeds, and in the long run, my target profit will not be achieved.
"Dad, don't worry, I won't let you lose money. I don't believe you're going back to settle accounts. My daughter didn't seem too lazy to compete with me, so she turned around and went directly to the princess to chat with her.
Settle accounts! As soon as I got back to the cave, I immediately called Shiraishi and asked him to hand over all his earnings. I was really surprised by this calculation. It's only been ten days, and the radish alone has earned more than 11,000 yuan, and the average daily sale is more than 1,000 yuan. How many people in this town have to come and buy it? I went to the warehouse again, and it only used up a tenth of the inventory. No wonder my daughter is so confident, it turns out that the profit of this pickled radish is so high!
"Dad, you don't know, when the pickled radish is sold, we look at what we give a lot, but in fact, half of it is water, so we don't lose money." Shiraishi knew that I had an opinion about my daughter, and I thought that my daughter would give more to others when she sold turnips, so he hurriedly defended her daughter.
"Okay, okay, it's Dad who blames Xiaoli. You tell her that I will stop caring about her in the future, let her work hard, and save more money for my grandson at that time. "It seems that I am not as good as my daughter in business. Sometimes you can only get it if you give up, and my daughter seems to see it more clearly than I do at this point.
"Dad, I asked the princess to find a position for Baishi in the Emperor of Heaven, I don't know if it will work?" As soon as our turnips were sold, the daughter took the princess back to her cave, and it turned out that she wanted to go through the princess's back door and find a serious job for Shiraishi. But there is no salary for the work in this heavenly realm, and it is just to earn some face, which is not interesting. If you want me to say, it's better to sell turnips.
"Then the princess promised you?" I don't think the princess would have come to ask for my opinion if she hadn't agreed.
"The princess said that she went to ask the Emperor, but it seems that the Emperor wants to recruit someone to manage the turnips for him, just to ask your opinion." My daughter lowered her head and didn't dare to look at me. She's got a big problem for me! I secretly wondered if I should talk to my daughter and Shiraishi about the Yin-Yang Mirror, and if I didn't say anything, it was estimated that she would have a conflict with me again.
"Xiaoli, do you think that Dad has always been too domineering and has to take care of you?" It was just me with my daughter and Shiraishi at this time, so it was the right time.
"I used to think so, but now that I have a child, I can understand my father's good intentions. However, Shiraishi is also about to become a father, and he has to have a serious job. Listening to my daughter's words, I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart. Growing radishes in the Emperor of Heaven is a serious matter, but planting radishes here is not a serious matter? It seems that in her daughter's heart, her father is far less authoritative than the Emperor of Heaven!
"There's one thing I've been hiding from you two before. Looks like it's time to say it. With a wave of my hand, I placed an enchantment around the three of us. It's better to keep what I'm going to say secret, although Xiaowu and Rock are not outsiders, but after all, this is a matter of life and death, and in the end, blood is still very important.
"What Dad wants to say is the Yin-Yang Mirror?" My daughter raised her head and stared at me intently. Does she already know the truth?
"You listened to the rock?" Could it be that in order to alleviate the conflict between me and my daughter, Rock told my daughter about the Yin-Yang Mirror?
"I didn't say it. I heard you and Uncle Pan talk about the Yin-Yang Mirror by chance, and you didn't say anything specifically, but I heard from the tone of the two of you at that time that it seemed to be a big deal. "My daughter may have wanted to ask me a long time ago, but she has never dared to ask.
"I don't know if it's a big deal for anyone else, but it's a big deal for the three of us. Because the opening of the yin-yang mirror has something to do with the three of us. ...... "I told everything I knew about the Yin-Yang Mirror and the Heavenly Purpose, but I didn't say that I was the key candidate chosen by the Emperor of Heaven.
"I'm sorry, Dad. I really misunderstood you before. I thought you were afraid that Baishi would steal your limelight, so you didn't allow us to go to the Heavenly Realm. It turns out that you are here to protect us. "My daughter's words are right, I am sad! Is your dad such a stingy person? Afraid that your son-in-law will steal the limelight? It seems that as soon as my daughter gets married, she really treats me as an outsider.
"Who doesn't want their children to be productive. Whether it's you or Shiraishi, I wish you could do something great, but now that you two appear in my eyes that day, I haven't figured out what the so-called Pisces return to position is. How dare I let you two hang under the emperor's eyelids? If you two have a mistake, what do you call your dad to do? Not to mention that now you have children. "I looked at my daughter and Shiraishi and wanted them to understand that the most important thing for me right now was their safety.
"I see, Dad, don't worry. I'm going to tell the princess that you don't agree. It also saves her from begging the Emperor of Heaven. The daughter turned and walked away.
"Don't be in a hurry to leave. Remember, in the future, you two will try to go to the heavenly realm as little as possible, and even if you are on earth, you will not be outside. When the turnips were sold out and we had the money, I wondered if we could find a place to escape. "Although I said this, I also knew in my heart that the Emperor of Heaven had the Heavenly Eye in his hands, and he would find us wherever we hid. What's more, it is not clear what other treasures he has. I can't hide from this, but as long as my daughter and Shiraishi are in front of me, I can always help them stop it.
"Okay, let's take more pickled radishes to sell tomorrow, and strive to sell them out as soon as possible." The daughter said as she walked out.
"Dad, then we can hide in the cold cave under the Yinyang Lake. It seems that even the Heavenly Emperor's Heavenly Eyes can't be found in that place. Shiraishi suddenly said this.