Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 32 Cold Cave, True and False White Stone
"Cold cave? Why didn't I know there was a cold cave?" If what Shiraishi said was true, that would be great.
"That's where you used to practice. Only me, Xiaoli and my deceased mother know. In the past, when you were practicing there, the Emperor of Heaven sent someone to look for you and didn't find it, so I think that place should not be found by Tianmu. "It turns out that Shiraishi is just guessing.
"Then take me to see it." I'm so excited! If the Heavenly Emperor's Celestial Eyes or other treasures are the same as the radars in the human world, they can only detect what they want to find under limited conditions, then it will be much easier.
"Uh--- "Can you not be so coincidental!" As we slipped through another floor drain behind my house, my keen sixth sense immediately realized that the place where Shiraishi had brought me seemed to be right below the Yin-Yang Mirror. A while ago, I watered the yin-yang mirror with fecal water, because I was so anxious that I drained the public toilets in the town, and the amount of fertilizer applied to the yin-yang mirror was too large, so that the fecal water penetrated downward, and the top of the cold cave was full of traces of white urine alkali. The smell of the cave is even more like the public toilets in the town.
"It's just the entrance of the cold cave, and it's still deep inside." Seeing my embarrassment, Shiraishi hurriedly covered his nose and dragged me inside.
I really didn't expect it! Underneath the bottom of this yin-yang lake is not only the rocky yin-yang cave, but also another deeper cave.
"In the past, this place was filled with water, and for some reason, the water from here onwards was so cold that we all called this place a cold cave. In the entire Yinyang Lake, only my father is not afraid of the cold and can enter and exit here calmly. Xiaoli and I also entered here after the Yinyang Lake dried up, and found that there was a secret room in it when my father was practicing. Hehe, at that time, in order to avoid the Golden Dragon King's men, the two of us made this place our home for a while. "These two children have grown up from childhood to adulthood, and they can be regarded as childhood sweethearts.
"Baishi, what are the secrets of this Yinyang Lake, can you tell me them all? Don't you know that your dad and I have forgotten all about the past?" Such a big secret cave, these two children have never told me, are they deliberately hiding it from me? Or do you really not remember?
"That's all I know. Xiaoli and I haven't been to this place for hundreds of years. If you hadn't mentioned hiding from the Heavenly Emperor today, I wouldn't have thought of this place. Shiraishi didn't know if it was because he was in a hurry to defend himself or because of something else, and his face was swollen and red.
"No, no, why are you blushing?" I'm just saying this in passing, because the hole is too deep. If the two of them don't speak, they just float forward silently, which feels a little too crazy.
"Hehe, am I blushing?" As if his little secret had been discovered, Shiraishi hurriedly touched his face with both hands.
"Do you really have something else to hide from me?" I saw that Shiraishi's expression was so unnatural, and I became more and more sure that he must have told me something yet.
"No, no, really ---. It's just that when Xiao Li and I came here, "I knew that this kid really couldn't lie."
"Don't ramble, what happened?" This Shiraishi used to be quite cheerful, but since he got married, he has become cringe, grinding and chirping.
"This--Dad, can I not say it? Because that's my secret with Xiaoli. Shiraishi held back for a long time and said something that made me laugh. I thought something had happened, it turned out that it was just two children here--- it wasn't right! Could it be that Bai Shi took advantage of his daughter's absence of parents at that time, and did something bad to her?
"Did you say to Xiaoli at the time--" I widened my eyes and raised a hand to slap Shiraishi, but I reacted immediately, and quickly moved the raised hand to the back of my head and touched the back of my head. As far as her daughter's temper is concerned, only she bullies Baishi, where does Baishi dare to touch her casually.
"No, I didn't do anything to Xiaoli, it was Xiaoli who kissed me." After Shiraishi said this, he rushed forward with a "whoosh", leaving me alone to reflect on whether there was something wrong with my daughter's education when I was a child in my previous life.
"Stop!" I shouted. In this dark underground, although our eyes are shining and our night vision is excellent, it still seems a little too lonely to stay alone.
"I'm not leaving, I'm right behind you." It's really creepy to hear such a sound from behind Leng Buding! I saw this kid running forward, why did he turn behind me again?
"Can you please not scare your dad so much! Do you know that people are scary and scared to death! I shook the hairs that stood on end and stroked my chest with my hand. It's been a year since we became immortals, but this courage is still the courage of that mortal.
"I've been behind you, and I wasn't the one who ran ahead just now." Shiraishi's words made me suddenly feel like I was in a ghost movie, and what made me feel even more terrifying was that it was doubtful whether the person behind me was Shiraishi or not.
"Who just answered me? Isn't it you?" As I turned, my body quickly moved backwards. In case it's not Shiraishi behind me, I'll be on guard.
"Before I could open my mouth, the shadow spoke for me, and then it ran away." It was indeed Shiraishi in front of him, but he didn't seem to be scared, and his whole face was glowing white.
"Did you see the person who spoke for you just now?" The man's voice was exactly the same as Shiraishi's. Could it be that he is a master of imitation? Could it be Huang Shilang?
"I saw it, but --- I wasn't sure." Shiraishi didn't move like a piece of wood, and his expression became more and more strange, and he seemed to be a little confused.
"Who the hell is that? Do you know?" This kid doesn't usually look like a timid person, but now he looks like he's overly frightened.
"I--looked-like like me." Shiraishi's speech was a little slurred. I couldn't figure out what he was trying to mean.
"What do you mean?" I went over to Shiraishi's shoulder, and I noticed that he was shivering.
"I said it looked like I was the one who spoke just now." I finally understood it. Two white stones appeared, no wonder the child was scared like this. My mind was spinning. This kind of scene has appeared in many science fiction films, and there is a similar situation in "Journey to the West", and in the end, the key to distinguishing the real from the fake is the small details of daily life.
"Shiraishi, do you know what are your dad's two favorite songs?" Just in case, I whispered in Shiraishi's ear.
"Uh—it should be 'Orchid Flower' and 'Go West'." Shiraishi didn't realize why I was asking him this question, and the voice of the answer was so clear and audible in the claustrophobic passage. However, it can be confirmed from his answer that he is Shiraishi. While Shiraishi wasn't looking, I quietly bit my finger and tapped it on his back, leaving a recognizable mark
"Okay. Remember, if that fake comes out later, when I ask you this question again, you will answer "Catching Loaches", don't ask why, just remember to say so. "I conveyed this sentence to Shiraishi through my thoughts, and I believe that the fake Shiraishi should not be able to hear it. If even this method can't work, then it proves that the magic skill of that fake white stone is too powerful, and it is comparable to the Emperor of Heaven, and then it will only be able to see the move.
"Okay, I got it." Shiraishi nodded at me, and his eyes lit up as he flew past me. I turned my head and looked, well, two identical white stones were entangled.
This meeting is coming too quickly!
"Wait, wait, stop fighting. Who the hell is Shiraishi between the two of you?" When I asked this question, I was amused. It's too old-fashioned. I don't need them to answer, I know what the answer is.
"I'm Shiraishi."
"I'm not Baishi, I'm higher than him, I'm Baiyu."
"Ugh!" This situation is not what I imagined! It seems that people don't plan to impersonate Shiraishi at all, causing me to waste so many brain cells thinking about countermeasures.
"White jade? Why do you look exactly like Shiraishi? Could it be that you and Shiraishi are twins?" I looked back and forth at the two of them, and there was really no difference.
"I can be whoever I like to be. This kid's appearance just now was so funny that I became like him. Look again! The other Baishi squeezed his eyebrows and tossed around, and in an instant, there was one less Baishi in front of him, and one more me.
"Uh--I said, kids, can we stop playing this game. Can you show me what you really are?" This white jade is too coquettish to look like me, look at the twisting waist, I can see that I have lost my appetite.
"I've long forgotten who I am, and I don't know what I am." Bai Yu touched his head and looked distressed.
"Can you tell me where you're from?" Since this cold cave is a place for me to practice, if this kid has been here, it is impossible that he has not seen me.
"I don't know where I'm from. As soon as I woke up, I was in this dark hole. I'm glad you two came, otherwise I'd have suffocated to death. "Bai Yu flashed and hung on my arm, dragging me so hard that I almost fell to the ground together. This miracle is really unpredictable! It's just that this scene is a little too funny, with one of me hanging on the swing of the other on my arm.
"And what do you remember? Can you think of something?" I wanted to pull the white jade off my arm, but the kid was stuck to my body like chewing gum, and I couldn't get it off. Looking at this child, I don't think he's lying, and it's probably the child of a great god who was kidnapped by some crazy guy.
"Well--- I seem to be sleeping, and suddenly I really want to go to the hut, and then here I am." Bai Yu said as he revealed a pair of shiny little tiger teeth in his mouth. It's really exciting and enjoyable to see yourself up close!
"What about the others? What else can I remember?" Bai Yu, the child, looked like he had been pampered for a long time, he didn't know the sinister world, and seemed to think that someone else was joking with him.
"I can't think of anything. Hey. Bai Yu smiled and rubbed his face on my sleeve, like someone's kitten. He's not going to be a wildcat, is he?
"Daddy, ignore him. Let's go to your training room in front of you and have a look. "Shiraishi doesn't seem to like Bai Yu very much.
"Okay, you fat man, believe it or not that I'm telling you and that girl all the good things you and that girl are doing here?" Bai Yu bared his teeth at Bai Shi.
"You dare! See if I don't knock out your big teeth. Bai Shi covered Bai Yu's mouth. Unexpectedly, Bai Shi's strength increased greatly when he got angry, and this speed was no slower than Bai Yu's just now.
"I dare, if you don't take me out, I'll take you—hmm." Bai Yu shook his head and tried to get out of Shiraishi's control, but Shiraishi pinched his neck with one hand and covered his mouth with the other. No way, Bai Yu let go of the hand that was holding my arm, and both hands desperately scratched Bai Shi's hand.
"Alright, alright, you two don't fight. You and Xiaoli are married, are you still afraid of him?" I really can't stand two people fighting like children. Who's adolescence doesn't have a little secret, isn't it just a hand and kissing the mouth, what's this? I think that we were also under the peach blossom tree back then, looking at a beautiful sister affectionately and exchanging love poems, now I think about it, it was really in vain when I was a teenager!
"Hey, hey. Yes! Shiraishi embarrassedly let go of his hand. Bai Yu seized the opportunity to bite Bai Shi's arm with a mouth.
"Hey, hey, I said you're okay, why are you biting like a kitten!" I dragged the white jade away. Shiraishi rubbed his arm in pain.
"Ahh I remember. You wouldn't be the little flower cat that I and Xiao Li's raised at that time, right? It turns out that you have cultivated into a human form. As soon as Shiraishi heard me say this, the kitten immediately yelled.
"Even if you still have a little conscience, you still remember the master." The white jade disappeared from my eyes and immediately appeared on Shiraishi's head. I don't look like a flower cat. This flower cat is not large, with a black and yellow pattern, and a long tail that keeps sweeping Shiraishi's face. No wonder it was reluctant to change back to its original form, because it was afraid that people would see its true identity.
"You're embarrassed to blame me. Back then, you didn't say goodbye, Xiaoli and I drilled all over the caves of Yinyang Lake and didn't see your shadow. Why did you run back again?" Shiraishi let the cat ride on his head, but kept pulling the cat's tail away with his hand.
"I can't say goodbye without saying goodbye. At first, I just accidentally got stuck in a small gap and fainted, if I hadn't been woken up by a bubble of urine a few days ago, I guess I would still be asleep by this time. Hey, let's be considered a blessing in disguise, this awakening can actually transform into a human form, and it will also change the technique. The little flower cat stretched a big slump on the white stone triumphantly.
"Do you know how long you've been asleep? It's all hundreds of years old. You're really blessed with a great life. It's just that I'm a little curious, you haven't starved to death after being stuck in the gap for hundreds of years, and you have achieved something small, what's going on?" Shiraishi grabbed the cat from his head and held it in his arms.
"I don't know what's going on. It may be the master's life. The little flower cat stuck out her tongue and licked Shiraishi's chin.
"Where's the gap where you're stuck? Can you show us there?" There must be something wrong with the gap in which this flower cat is stuck, otherwise it is impossible to cultivate into a fairy without dying for hundreds of years.
"Wow, that's the little crack." Bai Yu's small claws pointed at the top of the cold cave entrance. I followed the direction pointed by Bai Yu, and it was a coincidence, the gap was just below the yin-yang mirror. It is estimated that Bai Shi and I watered the yin-yang mirror with fecal water, and the fecal water seeped into the mud and sand in the gap for a long time, and the soil became loose, and the flower cat escaped from the gap. From this point of view, this yin-yang mirror is really a big treasure, and it can make an ordinary little animal cultivate into an immortal body. Knowing this, I should have set up my home at the entrance of this cold cave in the first place, maybe now we are more interested than the Emperor of Heaven.
"It's nothing special. It seems that you have immortal blood yourself. Maybe your method of practice is to practice while you sleep. I saw that Bai Shi opened his mouth to say something, and hurriedly opened his mouth to block his mouth, so that he could not tell the matter of the Yin-Yang Mirror.
"Really! No wonder I usually look at other cats and always think they are rustic, it turns out that we are immortals! As soon as Bai Yu heard my compliments, he immediately couldn't find the north, and his beard curled up and put on a superior posture.
"Hehe, you are a god in distress, you couldn't even eat enough at the beginning, if it weren't for me and Xiaoli to take you in, it is estimated that you would have had dozens of fetuses at this time." Shiraishi may have been a lot angry in our house on weekdays, but now he finally found someone who could make him laugh, and his words were full of ridicule and sarcasm.
"I'll go, why does it stink so much here! Dead fatty, get me out of here. I'm going to find Xiaoli and tell her that you took a steamed bun from outside and came back, and you secretly ate it yourself, but you didn't keep it for her, and lied to her that you didn't eat anything. "As a former pet, the owner will not deliberately guard against it, so it holds too many secrets of the owner. If one day the situation changes abruptly and the pet threatens the owner, it will be a dead end. What a painful realization for Shiraishi now!
"Uh-what nonsense! Don't you say that I left a chicken leg to Xiaoli at that time, and I only nibbled on a steamed bun. Bai Shi looked at me, and I was so anxious that I wanted to tear Bai Yu's mouth.
"I didn't see it, I didn't see it." Bai Yu shook her head and slipped behind me. I was touched in my heart! Back then, having Baishi with her daughter was the greatest gift God gave me.
"Let's go, let's get down to business first." I grabbed the white jade and flew back to the cold cave, let's take a look at my old training room first.
"What's so nice about this place?" Bai Yu transformed into the appearance of Baishi again, and Bai Shi was so angry that he was in a hurry and had no choice.
"You know, this is where my dad used to practice, maybe there's some treasure hidden somewhere." Shiraishi deliberately bit the word "my dad" very clearly, and I heard that I was soft and crispy, and it seemed that I would have to make a braised pork for this child to eat when I went back later.
"Cut--still baby? I don't see anything decent here except for a stone bed. Where do you think that treasure will be hidden?" Bai Yu patted the big stone bed in front of him with one hand, and was getting carried away by his words.
The "Zizi ---" stone bed actually moved. Bai Yu was so frightened that he bent down and rushed to Bai Shi's shoulder, but he didn't expect that his weight would increase after he became someone else, and Bai Shi was pressed to the ground all of a sudden.
"Oh, my waist!" Bai Shi pushed Bai Yu away, covered his waist and knelt on the ground on one knee, screaming in pain.
"Why are you so inferior now? I used to remember that you ran around here with Xiaoli on your back and didn't shout tired. Bai Yu patted the ash on his body and gave Bai Shi a disdainful look. This made my heart tremble when I heard this. My daughter is fortunate to be married to Shiraishi, otherwise it would be really difficult to find her in-laws.
"How heavy is Xiaoli, do you know how heavy it is when you become me?" Bai Shi glared at Bai Yu with a snort.
"There's a secret passage under this bed, did you know it before?" I looked at the stone bed that had been removed, and a black hole appeared in the place where the stone bed had just been.
"We really didn't find out about this before." Bai Shi and Bai Yu spoke in unison.
"Could this be where you used to hide your treasure?" Bai Yu "swished" into the hole. It seems that this cat is also a money addict.
"Oops, I'm freezing to death. What kind of baby is this? Touching it almost froze me into a popsicle. Bai Shi and I were just about to go down the hole after Bai Yu, and Bai Yu came out again.
"What's in there? Why are your hands so cold?" Bai Shi grabbed Bai Yu's hand, but immediately shook it off again.
"I don't know what it is, it's just a big black whirring thing." Bai Yu rubbed his hands vigorously.
"I'll go down and have a look. Stay here and don't run around. "I dodged into a black hole.
The cave was not large, empty, and in the middle was a black mass of shapeless mass.
Before I could get to the thing, the teeth in my mouth rang out as if they were shivering from the cold. It's strange, I don't feel cold, why do the teeth in my mouth keep hitting each other? I was about to cover my mouth, but with a "poof", something flew out of my mouth and headed straight for the black object.
"Uh--" I stared dumbfounded at the strange scene in front of me. Flying out of my mouth were the purple gold bricks that I had long forgotten. At this moment, the purple gold brick and the black object hit each other like old friends who had been reunited for a long time. These are two things, if it's people, aren't they hugging and kissing each other. Seeing that these two goods are endless, I wonder if we should avoid it. The treasures of this fairy are all spiritual, and they may be cultivated into human form over time, so it is still appropriate to give them some space.
I was just about to turn around and get out of the hole, when the purple gold brick suddenly made its distinctive sound. I see, it's amazing! The purple gold brick instantly grew larger and cracked through the middle, like an open giant mouth swallowing the black thing into its belly.
"Uh--" What's going on? Just now it was so good that he looked like a lover, but in just a few seconds, he turned against him? You can turn your eyes against each other, this purple gold brick doesn't have to be so ruthless! Eat each other directly, which is also too scary! Are they like praying mantises, as long as they get married, the female eats the male one?
"Whoosh--" I was opening my mouth and imagining the scene of the praying mantis getting married, and I didn't watch out for the purple gold brick that swallowed the "spouse" and turned around and flew back into my mouth.
"Uh--" I feel disgusting! Since this purple gold brick can be eaten, it must also be able to pull, and this back to my mouth is not to use my mouth as its toilet.
"Dad, are you alright?" Shiraishi's big head poked out of the hole, and he probably heard me vomiting and thought something was wrong with me.
"It's okay, it's okay. Uh--" I walked out of the cave with my back as I picked at the purple gold brick that was firmly embedded in the gum with my fingers. Listening to Baishi say that this purple gold brick can purify the lake water of Yang Lake, now that I think about it, it is very likely that it swallowed all those dirty things into its stomach, this thing is a garbage can, but it ran into my mouth, then I am not a garbage recycling station! The more I think about it, the more unappetizing it becomes.
"Dad, what's wrong with you?" Shiraishi looked at me and asked me suspiciously.
"Ka --, Baishi, how can I get this purple gold brick out of my mouth?" I picked at it for a long time, except for the saliva on my hand, the purple gold brick did not move at all.
"That purple gold brick has been in your mouth for as long as I can remember, and every time you want to use it, it runs out on its own, and I don't know how to get it out." Shiraishi didn't understand why I suddenly asked him this question, and he looked confused.
"Then why wasn't it in my mouth last time, but you picked it up?" Since this thing has been in my mouth all the time, could it be that I was beaten so badly in that fight with the Golden Dragon King that time, and even my teeth were knocked off?
"I don't know why. The Purple Gold Brick was discovered when Xiao Li and I came to your training room. "Could it be that Zijin Brick saw that I was killed by someone else and fled here? The so-called "tree falls and scatters", this is also common sense. In this way, this treasure is connected to my life, and we should not try to get rid of it as long as we live. The thought of having to keep such a dirty thing in my mouth from now on makes me feel comfortable, how can I still eat in the future!
"Hehe, this uncle, what kind of treasure was that black whirring thing just now? Did you get it out?" Bai Yu asked me with a smile on a white stone face, fortunately these two people have different personalities, otherwise I really can't distinguish between the real and the fake.
"Hey, I said kitten, can you not become my son-in-law? You make me feel like my daughter's private life is a bit chaotic. I patted Bai Yu on the shoulder, if it weren't for his cuteness, I would have grabbed his neck and forced him to change.
"I said, uncle, do you think I'm willing to be this fat man? So far, I've only seen the two of you, do you want me to be you?" Bai Yu crossed his waist with both hands, and looked like a scoundrel.
"You don't remember the first time you took on a human form?" This little flower cat is very naughty, I don't believe he doesn't have his own human appearance.
"There are no mirrors here, so I don't know what it was like to first take on a human form. I just saw the dead fat man and thought it would be nice if I looked like him, and it turned out to be like him. Just now, I wanted to tease you and became what you are. There are only three people in my mind so far, except for the two of you, there is only Xiaoli left, you don't want me to become a woman, do you?" Bai Yu stared at a pair of innocent eyes, as if he felt that he was quite wronged.
"Okay, okay, even if what you say is true. It's just that you can change your appearance a little bit, for example, make your face smaller, make your body shorter, change the color of your clothes to something else, so that I can distinguish between you and Shiraishi. "I said Bai Yu as I said it. Seeing his changed appearance makes my heart much more comfortable, as far as he is now, he is far worse than my son-in-law.
"Dad, are we going to check on it here?" Shiraishi saw that I was constantly digging my mouth with his fingers, probably thinking that I was not feeling well.
"Let's go, go back." I shook the saliva from my hand, and I could only consider myself unlucky, turned around and walked out.
"Don't, you don't want that baby just now?" Bai Yu turned his head to look at the black hole, looking reluctant.
"That thing was swallowed by one of my teeth. Phew--" I spat and felt sick at the mention of that thing.
"That's food! I knew I had a bite to eat. Bai Yu seemed to regret that he didn't know to taste it when he first entered the cave, and his long tongue stuck out of his mouth and licked it along his lips.
"You think that's a good thing? Come on, come on, I've got a bit of scum on my mouth, so I'll share it with you. I pouted.
"Phew--you bad old man, you want to take advantage of me, no way!" Bai Yu was disgusted by me all of a sudden, and he rushed to Bai Shi's shoulder again. Also, this time the white stone is quite hard, and his body didn't even flash.
"If I told you it was a ball of, would you still want to eat it?" As soon as I said this, I immediately regretted it, doesn't this mean that I ate!
"Hahaha, it turns out that you ate. You said it yourself. I didn't expect you to have this hobby. Old man who eats, hahaha......" Bai Yu clutched Bai Shi's hair and laughed shakyly.
"You little rabbit cub dare to laugh at your uncle. I don't believe I can cure you. I grabbed Bai Yu by the neck and lifted him up, stretched out my tongue and licked Bai Yu's face.
"Fatty, help! I'm not alive! was robbed of his innocence by a bad old man, it's really shameless! Bai Yu stretched out two hands and scratched and scratched at my face.
"Cut--what innocence do you have. At the beginning, you didn't know how many times you were kissed by Xiaoli, and your innocence was long gone. Besides, you still rub saliva in my face a lot, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet. Bai Shi turned a deaf ear to Bai Yu's plea for help, and crossed his arms to watch the excitement.
"Uh-yes. But I can't afford to lose. Bai Yu listened to Bai Shi's words and immediately stopped the movement of his hands, looked up at me, and grinned.
"Go, go, uh--" I saw that something was wrong, and I just wanted to let go, but I didn't expect Bai Yu to "snap" the whole person on my body like a dog skin plaster, and the long tongue launched an attack on my face. We really dug a pit to bury ourselves this time, not to mention the saliva on our faces, and my mouth was licked by him a few times, it's really disgusting to go home!