The Emperor of Heaven marries his daughter, and the pomp is really extraordinary!

Early in the morning, I put on the colorful cloud golden carp robe according to the princess's instructions, and came to the gate of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace on time. The surroundings were quiet, and I didn't even see the shadow of a fairy child. Is it really weird? Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven regretted running away with the princess?

I was confused, "bang", lightning and thunder, I was surrounded by a typhoon, "crackling" I don't know what mess was blown towards me by the wind.

"Grandma, I am reluctant to marry your daughter to me, as for abusing me like this?" I pulled the rotten vegetable leaves that stuck to my body, but fortunately we were agile and didn't get stuck on my face with these things, but unfortunately this precious clothes were messed up.

"Hey! Is there anybody?" I shouted.

"If you want to take the princess, you have to pass this level first." A voice came from the eye of the wind.

It seems that this is a test for me. I steadied myself and looked in the direction of the sound, and there was a small door in the eye of the wind, and I had to pass the gate to pass this level. Just look at this wind speed, there are not eighteen but also fifteen, it's too big! Luckily, I was wearing this dress with a small motor, and I was able to hold my toes so as not to be blown over, which would have been a little more difficult to go any further. I'm wondering what to do. The purple gold brick in my mouth began to become restless, writhing in my mouth, and it seemed like it wanted to come out. I opened my mouth, and with a "whoosh", the purple gold brick went straight to the eye of the wind, and with a "snap", the small door shattered into slag.

"Ahh-----! My teeth are gone. It hurts me to death. The wind stopped suddenly, and there was a howl of pain from inside the door.

I rushed to the door to see a little fairy rolling on the ground with his mouth covered.

"Uh--I'm sorry, I'll give you a red envelope to fill your teeth." Fortunately, before I went out, I remembered the customs of the mortal world--- I wanted to give a red envelope to open the door, and temporarily wrapped a few red envelopes of ten yuan in my arms in case of emergency.

"Your red envelope is too small! Can you give one more, I lost two teeth. As soon as the little fairy boy on the ground heard that there was a red envelope to take, he got up from the ground, took my red envelope, and quickly tore it open to see how much money was inside.

"Then tell me how many levels I have to pass? I'll have to see if I have enough red envelopes. "Looking at the little fairy's mouth full of blood, I can't bear it.

"Poof--- there are a total of four levels at the door, and there are nine hundred and eighty-one levels inside. Didn't the princess tell you how many red envelopes you were going to make?" The little fairy child spat out a mouthful of blood and rubbed the corner of his mouth with his sleeve.

"My good man, this is four more levels than Tang Seng learning scriptures. Dare to ask your princess if she doesn't want to get married?" That's a little funny, isn't it? There are four levels at the door and eighty-one levels inside, which rests on the person who has lost his temper and has already smashed the field and left.

"Hehe, it's not about the princess, the main thing is that there are a total of eighty-five fairy children in the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and each of us has to set up a level in order to get the red envelope, so there are so many levels to pass." The little fairy boy was foaming blood in his mouth, and he had a smile on his face, and he looked really crazy!

"Who's going to make that? Can you change it?" I counted the red envelopes in my arms with my fingers, and we only made ten of them, which is still far from it.

"It was the Emperor of Heaven who said it, he said that if we want red envelopes, we have to set up a level for you to solve problems, isn't this also for fun."

I see! This emperor is too good at seeking benefits for these little fairy children under him, usually he is reluctant to make money, but now he sees that there is an opportunity to quickly take advantage of it, not only out of the evil spirit in his heart, but also envelop the hearts of the people, it is really a double win!

"I said little brother, you see this princess didn't remind me, we didn't bring so many red envelopes when we went out, can you make an IOU?" I did some mental calculations, each little fairy child gave twenty yuan in red envelopes, and eighty-five fairy children were just 1,700 yuan, which was not much.

"Hehe, the master of the horse is really good at laughing, I haven't seen an IOU for marrying." The little fairy child sneered.

"So what do you say? You can't let me go back and pick it up, right? Who's to blame for this mistime?" I slapped my thigh and played a scoundrel.

"Hehe, it's okay if you don't give a red envelope, but please tell the princess, can you let me follow her to the world when the time comes?" Hey - this little fairy boy originally hit this idea.

"How's your food going? The people brought by the princess must be diligent, and the cooking skills must be good, and we don't raise idlers. "After several trips to the Heavenly Emperor Palace, I can see clearly that the little fairies in the Heavenly Emperor Palace, all of them are big ghosts, they will take advantage of them and be lazy, and they are not easy to manage.

"I made the radish banquet that Master Ma ate last time. How's it going, it tastes okay, right?" Hey--- I didn't expect this little fairy boy to be a cook,

"Yes, but the princess has the final say in this matter, and I can recommend you to the princess at that time, and I don't dare to guarantee the ticket without you." What's your name?" I touched my chin.

"Hehe, my name is Walnut, as long as the horse master speaks, the princess will agree." The blood in the little fairy's mouth was still pouring out. I'm really worried he'll faint from blood loss.

"Otherwise, you can call out all your brothers and sisters. I think the princess will bring more than one person, everyone to draw lots, a total of five places, the person who catches is set as a candidate, then go to my cave to try the craft, the princess thinks whoever is satisfied will stay. What do you think of my idea?" I think there are still eighty-five levels to pass here, and it is better to bargain with the little fairies one level at a time.

"Hehe, that doesn't seem fair to me, does it? I've lost two teeth, and I'm still drawing lots like them. Walnut was a little disappointed with my proposal, and raised her sleeve to wipe her mouth and wipe her face, making her face bright red as if she had crawled out of a pile of dead people.

"Otherwise, you count one candidate and draw four out of them, and that's all right?" I think about it right, the one who guards the first level is often the weakest one, and it is the nature of good people to sympathize with the weak. Besides, the building near the water gets the moon first, who let the other little fairies hide behind and watch the excitement.

"Then I'll thank you in advance. Hey---- everybody come out! As soon as Walnut heard that I had made him a candidate, he jumped up for joy, turned around and ran in, shouting as he ran.

"What? Lottery? So many talents for four places. It's too little. As soon as the cry of the walnut fell, a group of little fairy children emerged from all corners in all directions.

"You think it's moving! Hurry up, this auspicious time is about to pass, and the princess will not bring any of them with her life. "These fairies all look similar, and I'm dazzled by them.

"Your method works, but you have to comfort those who don't win the lottery." Some little fairy children's brains turned relatively quickly, and they immediately gave me a problem.

"Hehe, don't hide it from everyone, I came in a hurry today, and I only brought a total of nine red envelopes. It's been a long time. Hehe. If you can trust me, I will make up the red envelopes for anyone who doesn't win the lottery today, how about it, that's all right?" For today's marriage to go smoothly, it seems that we can't do it without some blood.

"Eh--so many of us have heard it, the horse master can't be fooled!"

"Probably not, if he cheats, will he dare to come to the Heavenly Emperor Palace in the future?"

"yes, yes, so be it."

……

"The princess is married!" I don't know who shouted. Suddenly, the rain fell one after another, a group of birds and beasts sang and danced, many fairies appeared charmingly, posed in various shapes at the gate of the Emperor Palace, bursts of cheerful music came from the gate of heaven, and the road was full of gods who came to see each other off.

I helped the princess with a red hijab to say goodbye to the emperor and queen, and boarded a heavenly carriage driven by a golden dragon and golden phoenix parked at the door. We really haven't even thought about this style!

Through the layers of white clouds, the sky crane turned into a bright light and stopped directly in front of my cave in Yinyang Lake. I helped the princess to slowly float off the crane. The crane turned into a light breeze and rose from the ground, and disappeared in an instant.

"Qing'er, congratulations." My godfather, the old master, came to congratulate me early with Houcai.

"Godfather, long time no see, how are you doing?" I stepped forward and grabbed the old man's hands, my eyes lit up with excitement. He's the god I'd love to see today.

"Grandpa, it's great that you're here." The daughter ran out of the cave with the white stone in tow.

"Ouch, slow down, slow down. You're about to become a mother, and you're still so reckless. Hahaha. The old master let go of my hand, held my daughter, and laughed.

"Grandpa, let's go into the cave first." Bai Shi and his daughter helped the old master into the cave one by one.

"Grandpa, you drink tea." Xiao Wu took a cup of tea and put it in the hand of the Boundless Old Master. The Infinite Old Lord patted him on the shoulder.

"Qing'er, why don't you tell me about your marriage earlier, and I can prepare some decent gifts." As soon as the old master sat down, he began to count me.

"Hehe, godfather, this happened too suddenly. I also recently learned that I was getting married. No, I'll report to you quickly. I smiled awkwardly.

"So there is another secret in your marriage?" The boundless old master is worthy of being an old man, and as soon as he hears my words, he knows that there is a reason for it.

"Godfather, I'll talk to you about this later." I looked around, there were a few kids, and now was not the time to tell the truth.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about this separately then." The old master of the infinite looks like he knows it well.

"King, there's another guest outside." I entered the cave and was received by a rock outside. Hearing his shout, the Infinite Old Master waved his hand at me, and I hurriedly turned around and walked out.

"Congratulations, I didn't expect you to become the Emperor of Heaven's concubine, it's really terrifying! Admire, admire, admire. "Dongyang Shenjun took his three brothers and swaggered at me. Looking at their appearance, you can tell that they still hold a grudge against me, and they all smile on the surface, but there is a look of disgust in their eyes.

"Thank you to the gods for your face, please inside, please inside." I could only squeeze out a smile to match them.

"Apprentice, now that you have become a colt in one step, you will have to take more care of your master in the future." The wide-eyed Divine Monarch also followed behind the buttocks of the four dragon kings, looking like a servile face, which made people annoying when they looked at it.

"The master revisits his hometown, I don't know if I can still adapt to it?" I don't want to offend Dongyang's gang, but I still have some heart attack on my master, because in my memory, my mother disappeared when she sent me to him, and I am afraid that only he knows the mystery.

"It's a joke. I've been here more than once. A thousand years ago, I used to come here to drink as a teacher. Wide-eyed Divine Monarch began to squint his eyes again. This old thing, always using the same trick, can't change tricks.

"Aha, yes, then the master will have a few more drinks today." I burst out laughing, shocking the crowd. Wide-eyed Shenjun's nosebleed immediately flowed out.

"Qing'er can't make mistakes, and don't come on a big day." The Emperor of Heaven appeared behind the Wide-Eyed Divine Monarch with the Queen of Heaven.

"Hehe, Dad, Mom, you're here, hurry up, please inside, please inside." I flashed over from the side of the Wide-eyed Divine Monarch to the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven, and hurriedly held the arm of the Emperor of Heaven, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart, this leader's son-in-law is not good!

"Everyone is here, everyone be quiet. Next, I would like to invite the Emperor of Heaven to speak as the officiant. Taibai took the lead in presiding over the banquet.

There was a round of applause.

"Today is the big day for the little girl to get married. Maybe everyone is a little surprised, why haven't you heard the slightest wind before? This is all due to Xiaoqing's relatively good confidentiality work. I won't go into further ado, but I'll just say a word of blessing to both of them. As the saying goes, 'A hundred years of cultivation can be spent in the same way, and a thousand years of cultivation can be slept together', this little girl and Xiaoqing can also be regarded as fate,...... "Everyone seems to have been prepared for the emperor's speech, many people began to bow their heads to each other and whisper, some people took out a pamphlet and looked at it at random, and more people took out their mobile phones to pass the time.

"Now I ask the bride and groom to tell us about their love history." After a busy day, although the Caiyun Golden Carp Robe continued to convey divine power to me, but listening to the Emperor's protracted and lengthy speech, I was still sleepy, and my eyelids kept fighting, and I didn't hear Taibai's words clearly.

"Hey! Wake up, wake up, it's time for you to speak. "Someone next to me pushed me, and I almost fell off my chair to the ground. The moment I opened it, I saw that the rock was covering his mouth and stealing fun.

"Hahaha......" the gods laughed.

"I speak? What are you talking about?" My head was still a little cloudy, and I didn't understand what was going on.

"You silly boy, let me tell me about your love affair with the princess." My godfather, the Boundless Old Master, hastened to remind me.

"Hehe, this is a secret between the two of us, how can I easily tell it to others." Still in love? It was a deal between me and the princess, and it would be revealing to say it.

"Qing'er, it's rare that everyone is interested in listening, so you can talk about it. I also want to know how you subdued that little ancestor of my family?" The Emperor of Heaven ignored the pull of the Queen of Heaven and insisted on saying what he wanted to say in his heart.

"Hehe, there is no uniform, there is no uniform, everyone respects each other, this is the minimum moral standard of marriage." These gang are old and stubborn, and their thinking is still stuck in the ancient period when men were superior to women.

"I have never been able to figure out how General Seedlings moved the princess's heart and made her marry you willingly?" Dongyang Shenjun seems to have a problem with the princess marrying me. I was right when I thought about it, the Emperor of Heaven originally wanted the princess to marry his nephew. No wonder this old guy has a sour mouth.

"Hehe, you also know that the Emperor's radish is delicious. I help the Emperor sell turnips. The princess herself came to supervise my work. In this way, the two of us became familiar, and when we were familiar, we naturally started chatting, chatting and chatting became more familiar, and then we were more familiar with each other's needs, and in the end, it was a matter of course. As soon as I mentioned the radish, Dongyang Shenjun's expression immediately became abnormal. It seems that he hasn't forgotten the troubles of the party.

"I think that Dongyang Shenjun got a big radish from the Emperor of Heaven at the party, but I didn't expect you to get the owner of the radish in your hands, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves!" Who is this, who brought up what I thought of so appropriately? I took a look, hehe, it was really a coincidence, it was the wide-eyed Shenjun sitting next to Dongyang Shenjun. Dongyang Shenjun was so angry that he trembled.

"Don't dare, I just borrowed the east wind of Dongyang Shenjun and gained a little." I bowed my hand to Dongyang Shenjun and thanked him for his "help".

"You kid, why did you talk about you and the princess, and why did it get to the matter of turnips? However, when it comes to turnips, I suddenly remember something. Dongyang Shenjun, you don't seem to be very satisfied with the grand prize I awarded you?" The Emperor of Heaven really lived up to my expectations. Things unfolded as I envisioned them. I succeeded in shifting the attention of the gods from me to the Dongyang Divine Monarch.

"No - no, no dissatisfaction. I'm satisfied. Dongyang Shenjun was so anxious that a drop of sweat oozed from the tip of his nose.

"Oh? Is it? I said I would oversee every turnip that goes out of me, have you forgotten? You don't seem to have finished the best radish?" The Heavenly Emperor's eyes swept over the few people around Dongyang Divine Monarch.

"Eh--Emperor, your radish seems to be broken? So I only took one bite. The Wide-eyed Divine Monarch was afraid that the Heavenly Emperor would blame him, so he hurriedly stood up and explained first.

"Nonsense! My radish will never go bad if it is left for half a month, not to mention that you will get together to eat it the next day, how can it be bad?" As soon as the Heavenly Emperor glared, the Wide-Eyed Divine Monarch immediately closed his mouth tightly.

"Heavenly Emperor, that's the case, my cook put too much salt when he was making turnips, so we couldn't eat it." Dongyang Shenjun thought about it, and finally thought of a good idea to blame it.

"Really? I see that you are looking down on my turnips. "Emperor of Heaven, there are words in these words.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, really big misunderstanding. The Emperor's radish is so delicious that I asked the housekeeper to buy two of them two days ago and cook them. It's true! Dongyang couldn't hear what the Emperor of Heaven meant, and his face immediately turned pale.

"Alas, forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't like to eat my radish, there are many immortals who love to eat my radish, Qing'er, isn't it?" The Emperor of Heaven said a great circle and then circled back to me.

"That's right! My father-in-law's radish is the emperor of the radish, all of them are nutritious, sweet and refreshing, the gods eat a magic power that is at least enough for you to retreat for ten years, if mortals eat it, it is amazing, it is to increase blessing and longevity! I finished the advertising slogan of "Tiandi Brand Radish" in one breath, and I almost didn't take my breath.

"The colt is right! At the last party, my family bought three, and our family of three had one each, and after eating, I was refreshed, as if I was ten years younger, which is really more than 100 times stronger than the effect of ginseng! "This great god's sycophant is really speechless. The Emperor of Heaven was overjoyed when he heard this, and the powder on his face fell down.

"yes, that's right. My family also ate it, and they all said it was amazing! ”

"Emperor of Heaven, do you still have any turnips? Can you sell us a few more?"

……

The whole wedding banquet finally turned into a "Tiandi brand radish" promotion conference. Rock shuttled back and forth between the banquets with the registration book, and was very busy.

"King, there are too many orders here, and our inventory is not enough." After the rock was registered, he went to the warehouse to take inventory, pulled me to the door of the restaurant and whispered to me.

"You're stupid, you won't go to town to buy it if you don't have enough? There is no inscription on the radish, who knows which one is the radish of the Emperor of Heaven. I patted Panshi on the shoulder, and I felt a comfort in my heart, this time we won't make money!

"Daddy, come over here. These red envelopes are a bit problematic. "My daughter and Bai Shi were responsible for receiving the red envelopes from the guests, and they didn't eat at the table after the banquet just now, so they took the red envelopes to the cave to count and register.

"What's wrong, what's the problem?" I thought someone was giving too little money, and my daughter was a little angry.

"It seems that the heavenly coins in these four red envelopes are all fake?" My daughter handed me a couple of red envelopes.

"Doesn't that look fake? Tell me what's fake?" I took out the coin in the red envelope and took a closer look.

"Look at the numbers of these heavenly coins, there are all rows of numbers in several red envelopes." My daughter put the coins in several red envelopes side by side on a table and pointed out to me what the problem was.

"Hey! Who ate the leopard's gall and dared to steal counterfeit money! Which god gave the red envelope? Dongyang Shenjun! I turned the red envelope over and saw the word "Dongyang" written on the back.

"These are all their brothers." My daughter looked at me with some unease in her eyes. Apparently, she was also aware of the seriousness of the matter.

"Don't shout about this in advance, I'll go to the Emperor to discuss it when the table is dispersed. You should go to work on other things first, and when you are done, go to the kitchen to eat, and fill your stomach. I gave my daughter a reassuring look. Quietly put those red envelopes into your arms.