Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 37 The fake heavenly coin disturbed the mind of the Emperor of Heaven, and the real princess changed
"What do you say? Fake Sky Coins?" The Emperor of Heaven slapped the table, and there was a "bang", and there was immediately a pile of scum on the ground. I'm secretly glad I didn't report this to the Emperor at Yinyang Lake, otherwise it would have been my family's table that would have rotted by this time.
"Look at the difference between these Heavenly Coins and the Heavenly Emperor's Palace's Heavenly Coins?" I took out the red envelopes from my arms and placed the coins in the red envelopes side by side on another table.
"This is the heavenly coin of my Heavenly Emperor Palace, how can it be fake?" The Emperor of Heaven picked up a piece of Heavenly Coin and examined it carefully.
"Look at the numbers again. Each coin corresponds to a number, but the coin number in these four red envelopes is exactly the same, and it is a serial number, which means that the same number appears on the four coins, is this just an accident?" I put together the same number of heavenly coins in the four red envelopes and showed them to the Emperor.
"Damn! It's no wonder that in recent years, my Heavenly Emperor Palace has not been able to receive spirit stones. I thought that all the spirit stones in the world had been collected by me. It turned out that someone was secretly playing tricks. The Emperor of Heaven had a grim and terrifying look in his eyes, completely devoid of his usual amiability.
"Who gave these red envelopes?" The Emperor looked me straight in the eye. I know he's starting to unleash his probe again.
"See for yourself." I flipped the four red envelopes over and put them on the table.
"Hehe, it's really a few of them. What are your thoughts on this?" The Emperor of Heaven sneered a few times when he saw the signature of the red envelope.
"First of all, I think that these Heavenly Coins Dongyang Shenjun and a few of them should not know that they are heavy numbers. Someone must have done this on purpose to get our attention. This person just wants to tell us that someone is printing fake sky coins. As for whether Dongyang Shenjun and the others are involved, I don't dare to say nonsense. Don't you have a lot of treasures that can track the great gods, and it's not too late to keep an eye on them. "I know that the Emperor of Heaven is very clear about what is in my head or not, so I just shake it all out.
"You stinky boy, you really think I have such a powerful baby! I'm all bluffing. If I had those treasures you said, who would dare to cheat behind my back in this heavenly realm?" According to my preliminary analysis, the Emperor of Heaven must have been a ruthless character before he dominated the Heavenly Realm, and this slap came as soon as he said it, and he didn't care if others could stand it or not. My head was directly deformed by him, and if it weren't for my thick hair, I would have to lie on the ground right now.
"Isn't your heavenly eye able to see everything?" More than once I've heard Rock talk about how majestic the Celestial Eye is.
"I said it was bluffing, why are you so stupid?" The hand of the Emperor of Heaven is here again. Fortunately, I was prepared this time, and immediately flashed to the side after speaking. The Emperor of Heaven slapped the air, and one of them almost fell.
"You're still hiding?" The Emperor of Heaven straightened up, flashed in front of me, and came back to me. He means that he will never give up until he hits me!
"Wouldn't you be a fool not to hide?" I was running around the house with my head covered.
"Can't you let me vent my fire?" The Emperor couldn't beat me, and stood there staring at me in a daze.
"What's there to fire about? Isn't it a counterfeit money case? Just break it. "I'm bending over and panting, it's really exciting to play here with the Emperor of Heaven!
"Okay, what you said, this case will be handed over to you, and you are limited to solving the case within three days, otherwise you ---- hand over the radish money." Looks like I'm digging myself again. This Heavenly Emperor is too insidious!
"Don't, I'm just married, and I haven't even taken my marriage leave, so you assign me a task, you're too inhuman." I think I left the princess alone in the cave for the sake of counterfeit money, and I don't know how to explain it to the princess when I go back, and my head is a little big!
"Don't pretend to me here. I don't know your mind yet, aren't you willing to marry my daughter just for the sake of your daughter and son-in-law? Pity my stupid girl, I don't know which tendon is on the wrong line and likes you as a ruthless and unrighteous guy. "It turns out that the Emperor of Heaven has known the truth for a long time, and I have been acting in front of them. I don't understand why this Heavenly Emperor has such an accurate grasp of my mind. I don't believe him if he doesn't have any treasures.
"Since the Emperor knows that the marriage between me and the princess is a transaction, why does the Emperor want the princess to marry me?" Didn't the Emperor of Heaven push his daughter into the fire pit!
"Alas! How do you know that her mother, because the God of War has always had prejudices against me back then, so she always confronts me and secretly encourages her daughter to marry the person she likes. I didn't agree, so she let her daughter run away from home. I don't know what will happen when I run away from home, and marrying you is right under my nose. I tell you, you have to be kind to my daughter in the future, or I will never let you and your family go. "It's really scary for the Emperor of Heaven to be fierce. But thinking about it is also for my daughter, I understand his feelings.
"Heavenly Emperor, don't worry. I have long agreed with the princess that I will never interfere with her freedom after marriage. She can go wherever she wants, and she can do whatever she wants, and I will definitely not stop her. It's just that she promised me that I must protect my family. Hehe, it's also for my daughter, let's not blame anyone. It's only to blame you for making a yin-yang mirror and covering my family inside. I can't help it. "The Emperor of Heaven threatened me for his daughter, and I can't show weakness. It's also for the sake of our family, and we can do anything.
"You idiot, don't you understand what I mean? My daughter, she really likes you and marries you. It's not about your trade. The Emperor trembled with anger and raised his hand again, ready to whip me.
"Eh--Emperor, although you say so, I still think your feelings are wrong. The princess may have told you so, but in fact she just doesn't want to be at your mercy and wants to find someone she really likes in the future. If you hadn't forced her to be in a hurry, where would she have made a deal with me. I listened to the Emperor on the left "like you" and the right one "like you", and thought it would be better to clarify the facts with him.
"Can I not understand my own daughter? Don't play dumb here. What is it about her to marry you, you ask your conscience. She didn't like you, so she came to me and demanded that I give you half of the proceeds from the sale of turnips. She doesn't like you, she runs back and forth for you, and gives you all the radishes from the Heavenly Emperor Palace. Who do you think you are? You know, she almost smashed my eyes for you. "The Emperor of Heaven said this line so slippery, it is really comparable to those old drama bones in the world. But I was not moved at all, for the princess certainly did not like me. I'm still self-aware of this. Who would marry someone who was about to become a grandfather? Besides, we have no money, and we have no power, how can a person like a princess who regards money as his life like him like me like a poor fairy who drags his family and mouth.
"Okay, okay, my old father-in-law, you can rest assured, your daughter will not be hungry and cold at my place. When she wants to leave, I will definitely return to Zhao. You're relieved, aren't you?" I really don't have the time to entangle with the Emperor here, and I haven't eaten much in this stomach just now, so I've been protesting constantly.
"Get out of here. Anyway, you can't run away from the counterfeit money case. For my daughter's sake, give you three days off. Three days later, you and the rock will come to me for duty. If this counterfeit money case is not solved for a day, my heart will not be at peace for a day. The Emperor turned around and went into the inner room.
"Ugh----" I let out a sigh. People say that they often sigh for their bad luck, but we can't sigh for the reason we encounter! What is this?
"Where did you go? Why did you come back so late?" As soon as she saw the princess, she opened her mouth and asked two questions. Aren't these two questions the everyday words on the lips of all the women in the world?
"Princess, I went to the Emperor just now, and I was taught a lesson by the Emperor of Heaven because of some things, so I came back so late." I answered the princess's question in a proper manner.
"We are both married, you don't have to call me princess anymore, call me Qiaoyun in the future." The princess smiled slightly, and showed her lovely six teeth.
"Yes, Qiaoyun. I went to the Emperor of Heaven just now, and I was taught a lesson by the Emperor of Heaven because of some things, so I came back so late. "The princess gave an order, and we had to answer the princess's question again.
"Hey! You can do it, don't pretend to be a decent gentleman in front of me. I'll put the ugly things in front of you, and if you don't do what I say, then I can't be sure you'll do something bad for your daughter and son-in-law. "The princess is as ruthless as her father, and this is the right seven inches for me, and I can't do anything about it.
"Okay, okay, do what you say." I secretly thought about it, we now have no bargaining capital with others, as the so-called "people are poor and short-minded", for the sake of my daughter and son-in-law, but also for my grandson who is about to be born, what does it matter if we pretend to be a grandson?
"You're going to sleep in bed with me tonight, and you're not allowed to go anywhere." The princess commanded.
"This --- seems a bit ---," I hesitated.
"Humph! How did you promise me?" The princess's willow eyebrows were raised, and her apricot eyes were glaring.
"Okay, okay, I'll sleep in bed tonight, and it's not me who suffers anyway." I lay down on the bed with a big sword, only to realize that there seemed to be something wrong with the bed under me, as if it was not my original bed. I didn't expect the princess to even change the bed. However, this bed is really comfortable to lie on it!
"Go, go, take a shower and go to sleep, smell of alcohol." The princess kicked my calves hanging from the edge of the bed.
"It's been a day of tossing, I'm tired, I'll wash it tomorrow, right?" I've just filled my stomach, and I'm sleepy.
"No, I can't. Why did you promise me?" Here it is again, and here it is. Reluctantly, I got up and walked into the bathroom next door.
"I've hung the pajamas you're going to wear on the wall of the bathroom, and you can change them when you're done." The princess commanded loudly outside.
"Got it, it's a real nuisance." I muttered, and when I looked up, I was startled to see myself on the wall of the bathroom. The princess actually installed a mirror on the wall of the bathroom, which seems to be a bit perverted! However, the first time I saw my own tendon meat, I was still a little flattered. In the past, I often saw some Internet celebrities showing off their figures in their mobile phones, but now I see that my figure is no worse than those Internet celebrities, and I can't help but feel a little fluttery. Oh--- how nice it would be if this flesh were on my mortal body! Maybe we became famous early back then.
"What the hell is this?" I rummaged through the pajamas that the princess said, and the soft and slippery fabric didn't feel anything on my body, and it was too cool!
"That's what it looks like." The princess looked at me in the nightgown she had prepared for me, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Uh--do you sleep inside or outside?" I pointed to the large bed against the wall.
"Of course I slept. Shouldn't you sleep outside to protect me? You sleep here. The princess lay down on the bed and patted her place.
"It's okay to save me from waking you up at night. Uh--you spilled perfume on the bed?" I lay down where the princess had pointed out, and the smell came to my nose.
"Are you sick? What do you do with perfume while sleeping? Can you still sleep?" The princess glanced at me disapprerovingly.
"Uh---" I immediately reacted to where this fragrance came from, and my face couldn't help but blush. When I used to watch "Book of Swords and Enmity", when I saw the description of Princess Xiangxiang, I always thought it was made up. In addition to the smell of foxes, the smell of people is stronger than that of Jiaojiao, how can the body fragrance be so obvious. Now it seems that there are people with special physiques. No, the princess is a fairy, maybe this kind of body fragrance is more common among the gods.
"Tell me a story." The princess beside her spoke again. But this request is too difficult for me. I'm not a storyteller. Could it be that this princess has the same temperament as the king in "One Thousand and One Nights", and that if she doesn't tell her a story, she will kill someone? My hairs stood on end.
"Hehe, Qiaoyun, your father told me that you are a gentle and considerate girl, and you will never embarrass me. Now that I'm tired, shouldn't you let me, your titular husband, get a good night's sleep? Ah---h
"No, I can't. My father also told me that you must listen to me after marriage, otherwise he will --- "The princess imitated the Emperor of Heaven and scared me with a vicious tone." Alas--- why are these father and daughter so difficult!
"Okay, okay, you should be okay with me telling a short story, right?" Everyone is fighting for Dad, what else can I do?
"Short, short, as long as it makes me happy." The princess turned to her side, her elbows propped up on the bed, her hands on her cheeks, and she winked at me with interest.
"Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and on the mountain, there was a temple, and in the temple, there was an old monk, and the old monk was telling stories there, and what story was he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and on the mountain, there was a temple, and in the temple, there was an old monk, an old monk, who was telling stories there. "I'm so sleepy that I can only move out of the way I used to tease my son to deal with the princess.
"Ahh The princess sat up and hit me with her hand. Let's fight, I'm going to meet Zhou Gong.
"Daddy, morning." My daughter's belly is getting bigger and bigger. I'm a little worried about her. She can't be pregnant with twins, right?
"Early. You don't have to work. The turnips were also sold out. We have money now, too. You take good care of yourself and pay more attention to rest. "I told my daughter to go to the kitchen, yesterday I probably consumed too much, and this stomach is hungry again.
"Dad, you and the princess slept in the same bed last night?" My daughter looked at me with a strange look.
"No way, we can't disobey the princess's order." I know that my daughter still has a little opinion about me marrying the princess.
"What about the mother in the world?" As soon as my daughter mentioned his wife, my mood immediately became melancholy.
"Don't worry, I didn't betray your mother. The princess and I were in the same bed, but nothing happened to us. "When she was in the world, I didn't see how much my daughter cared about her wife, but now she often stands up for her.
"I don't believe it. The red mark on your neck is so obvious, and you say that nothing happened. "My daughter pouted as if I was a liar.
"What's the red mark?" I touched my neck.
"You go and look in the mirror yourself." After the daughter said this, she walked sullenly to the small dirt bag in front of the cave.
"You kid, don't go to those dangerous places, it's not a trivial matter." I grabbed my daughter and found that she was silently crying.
"What's going on? Why are you still crying?" I grabbed my daughter and wiped tears from her face with my sleeve.
"Dad, don't be sorry for Mom. I feel like it's all my fault now. If I hadn't gone to you, you'd still be a mortal now, and you wouldn't have left your mother and brother. Mom and brother are so pitiful. "The daughter's tears poured out like a flood of floodgates.
"Oh, daughter, Xiaoli, why don't you believe your father so much? Okay, okay, stop crying. No one blames you. Besides, it has nothing to do with you that I'm like now, it's all the ghosts of Dongyang Shenjun's gangs of villains. If you don't come to me, they'll still get me, and the result will be the same. You don't want to take everything on yourself anymore. "I stroked my daughter's hair. The daughter is too kind-hearted to see anyone suffer, but there are too many people suffering in this world. What are we doing now! I'm still alive.
"But you're married to the princess. If you're lukewarm to the princess, I feel sorry for the princess. I don't know what's wrong, I just feel uncomfortable. I used to want you to be the way you are, but now I want you to be able to change back. Daddy, how nice it would be if none of this had happened! "My daughter's words really made me cry and laugh. This child, there is no such thing as a perfect both. Gaining something and losing something at the same time will always be lost. If you always suffer from gains and losses like this, how tiring it is to live!
"Xiaoli, you remember, Dad never blamed you. I don't think your mother and brother in the world will blame you. Whether it is a human or an immortal, this fate is not just something that we can decide. Sometimes a small thought can make a huge difference in your fate. As long as we are honest and honest and don't deliberately obstruct or murder others, we don't have to say sorry to anyone. "I looked at my daughter's belly. If the daughter keeps going like this, there is a good chance that she will suffer from depression. The child in this belly may also have some problems.
"Really, mothers and brothers in the world don't blame me?" My daughter lifted her little teary-eyed face and looked at me expectantly.
"I certainly won't blame you. Unbelief? Let's go, Daddy will take you to see them. People are doing well now! "I think that in order to untie my daughter's knot, it is better to take her to see her wife and son in the world, so that she can see with her own eyes that my wife and son are not suffering because of my affairs, maybe she will want to open it.
"Dad, what are you going to cook for me today?" Coincidentally, today happens to be the weekend, and my son is also at home. Mortal, I'm busy in the kitchen.
"Didn't you say you wanted to eat fish this week when you went to school last week? Your dad deliberately wrote it down on the calendar, for fear that he would forget. I went to the vegetable market early today and bought a big sea bass. "The wife may have just woken up and is cleaning up one of her faces. I haven't seen him for a long time, and my wife seems to have become younger, and her face is radiant.
"I knew my dad was the best for me." My son gave me a big hug.
"Alright, alright. I marinate the fish first and wait until noon to make it. Shall we go out for a run together now?" Mortal, I take off my apron.
"You two go, I'm not going." This run is another sweat. I'm taking a yoga class right now, so I should be exercising enough. I'll make you breakfast. My wife stretched and took the apron from my mortal hand.
"For breakfast, I want to eat rice wine, boiled rice balls and steamed buns." The son is putting on his shoes with his head down.
"Let's go--- run!" Mortal, I changed into a sporty short.
"How's it going, are you relieved?" I took my daughter out into the street out into the sky.
"What a strange! That body obviously has no soul, why is it exactly the same as a normal person?" My daughter looked at the mortal figure of me and my son running, and talked to herself for some reason.
"Don't worry. Dad injected some divine power into that body, and then introduced the memories in your mother's and your brother's minds into that body, and for a short time he was no different from a normal person. "I don't explain all this clearly, my daughter's doubts can't be dispelled, and her heart knot is still difficult to unravel.
"But what's the difference between a soulless body and a walking dead?" My daughter asked me puzzled.
"What can you do with a soul? How many people in this world can live according to their own ideas? Compared to those who do illegal things, this soulless body is much more noble. "What the hell is a soul? What kind of difference does it make? I think this soulless body can also bring warmth and joy to my wife and son. Why bother with whether it has a soul or not.
"What then?" My daughter asked me thoughtfully.
"It's fine. As long as Dad is free, he will come to help the body regain some memory and vitality. "I comforted my daughter.
"Then what if Dad is too busy and forgets?" My daughter is really thoughtful!
"Well, if Dad really forgets about it in the future, you can remind me. Right? Also, if Dad can't come for anything, you and Shiraishi can help them, this shouldn't be difficult for you, right?" I smiled slightly, but my heart welled up with infinite sentimentality, and I thought that the yin-yang mirror would open at some point, and that would probably be the time when I would say goodbye to these people I loved.
"No problem. Dad rest assured. I must have this in mind. The daughter's eyes gleamed with hope. Looks like I've achieved my goal.
"Where did you and Xiaoli go just now?" As soon as I returned to my cave, the princess immediately appeared and began to follow the old path of "controlling the husband".
"We're going to see my mom and brother on earth." The daughter made no secret of her joy.
"Uh-yes. I'll explain it to you later. "I took my daughter and walked to the kitchen, and just now I heard my son say that he wants to eat rice wine and cook rice balls, and my stomach is uncomfortable. It is more important to solve the stomach problem as soon as possible.
"Are your mom and brother alright?" The princess followed me and my daughter.
"They're all right! Now I'm relieved. You can also enjoy your newlywed life with my dad in peace. The daughter turned her head and winked at the princess.
"Uh---" The princess didn't expect her daughter to say such open words, and she slowed down her pace in shame for a while.
"Wow – it's really rice wine to cook rice balls! I don't know if I can eat it?" The daughter's eyes widened in surprise when she saw breakfast on the table.
"You can eat it, you can eat it, I checked it on the Internet, pregnant women can eat it, but they can't eat more. Whew – I made it for you in this little bowl. The princess brought a small bowl of rice wine to her daughter.
"Great, thank you, Mom." The daughter took the bowl, sat down at the table and began to eat. The princess was embarrassed by her daughter's cry of "little mother". With a red face, he threw a large bowl of rice wine boiled rice balls in front of me, and the water splashed my face.
"Tut-tut, you're too rude!" I pulled a tissue and rubbed it against my face.
"Who told you to run out without asking me for leave." The princess handed me a roll of the eyes.
"Hehe, don't care, Dad. Mommy, this is concerned about you. "My daughter comforted me with rice balls in her mouth.
"Yes! Princess, I will definitely report to you before I act. "We don't care about the face if we have food, so hurry up and fill our stomachs.
"My mother's rice wine boiled rice balls are really delicious." The daughter didn't forget to pat the princess's ass when she had a meal.
"What's so good for breakfast?" Rock hurried in with a fan in his hand.
"Rice wine boiled rice balls, my little mother made it." The daughter slipped her mouth and asked for credit for the princess.
"Do you have my share?" When the rock heard that it was made by the princess, he immediately withdrew his outstretched hand. Looks like he's still afraid of the princess.
"There's a lot of it in the pot. I want to eat it myself. The princess was overjoyed by her daughter's "little mother", and opened the cage next to her and brought out a plate of steaming buns.
"Alas--- this treatment is just different!" Panshi held a sea bowl and sighed while scooping rice wine and cooking rice balls.
"Who told you not to take Xiaolou's mother over?" Rice wine boiled rice balls and steamed buns can't stop her daughter's mouth.
"I want to too, but people don't look down on our place, what can I do." Panshi sat next to me with a bowl and stuffed a bun with chopsticks.
"It's because you don't have the ability to do it yourself, so who can you rely on?" My daughter is in a good mood now and eats two buns in a row.
"Hey, the more you talk, the more you don't like it, how can you rub salt in other people's wounds!" I proudly "trained" my daughter.
"Yes, yes, I was wrong, I was wrong. I'm sorry, Uncle Pan. Since Xiaolou's mother doesn't look down on our place, why don't you find a new daughter-in-law? Those beauties from the Valley of Flowers are not bad. As soon as the daughter returned to her true nature, the shortcomings of the people were vividly revealed.
"Oh? Is Pan Daxian familiar with the fairies of the Valley of Hundred Flowers?" The princess also seems to be more interested in the Valley of Hundred Flowers.
"Hehe, I don't know each other, just acquaintance." Rock blushed and laughed twice.
"Why don't you know it? Last time at the party, I saw that you had a very lively chat with the valley master of Hundred Flowers Valley. I don't know if it's because I finally let go of the burden in my heart and doesn't look at other people's eyes at all. Panshi was so angry that he couldn't swallow the bun in his mouth at this time.
"Joke and joke. It's only because of my ex-wife that I have something to do with Hundred Flowers Valley. He is a good-natured person, and if others talk to him without stopping, he will not take the initiative to leave. "As soon as I looked at the rock, I was afraid that he would lose his temper and scold his daughter, so I hurriedly moved the ladder for him.
"I see. It seems that Pan Daxian is still a gentleman! The princess did not know whether this sentence was sarcastic or heartfelt praise of the rock.
"Ahem, cough, puff, ---puff," Panshi listened to the princess's words, holding the bowl and forgetting that he still had a bun in his mouth, so he poured rice wine directly into his mouth, choking on a mouthful of food and squirting out. Due to the large mouth of the rock, there are many buns stuffed. Fortunately, this mouthful of food shot out in a divergent shape, covering too wide a whole table, but the daughter and the princess were sitting right opposite him, their faces covered with the food dregs of the rock's mouth.
"Wow---" The daughter couldn't help but vomit on the spot.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." One of Panshi's faces instantly turned the color of pig liver, and he almost fainted with shame.
"It's okay, it's okay. It's all my fault for saying things I shouldn't have said. The princess was quite generous, first wiped her daughter's face with a tissue, and then helped her daughter to the pool to help her wash her face.
"What's going on?" Satoru and Shiraishi walked in happily one after the other. I don't know if they have bad eyes or don't look at it at all, as soon as they saw a bun on the table, they reached out and grabbed it excitedly, picked it up and stuffed it into their mouths.
"Vomit ---" This time, even the princess couldn't stand it, so she squatted on the ground with a towel and vomited.
"It's okay, it's okay. Xiao Li was a little sick to his stomach. How's it going, the buns are delicious, aren't they?" I feel that I am really strong, and I can still ask this sentence at this time, and I can't help but admire myself thousands of times in my heart.
"Delicious, delicious. Which bun is this in town? Not only is it spicy and delicious, but it also has a slightly sour taste. It's really good. While chewing on the buns, Shiraishi picked up the bowl on the table, whether it was the princess's or the daughter's, and took a sip of rice wine.
"Boom----" The daughter just turned around and saw all this, and the things in her stomach that she hadn't vomited just now came out of her mouth again, and all fell on the princess who was squatting beside her.
"Oh my god! This also makes it impossible to eat. Xiao Wu took the bun and petrified directly.
"Give it, you two go out and eat." I picked up the plate on the table and handed it to Shiraishi. This "every grain is hard", and food can't be wasted casually.
"You're too bad." Watching the two men walk out of the kitchen with their plates, Rock stood up and gave me a kick.
"Ouch!" I just held back a laugh and didn't watch out for the rock's move, and he kicked me in the thigh, which was a pain!
"Well deserved!" The princess crouched on the ground and looked up at me, with a gloating look in her eyes, oblivious to her daughter's vomit in her hair.
"Hahaha......" I couldn't hold back anymore when I looked at the princess's embarrassed appearance, and laughed out loud.
"I declare that as the only person who has not been harmed in this incident, the kitchen will be left to be cleaned by himself." As soon as the princess spoke, everyone but me slipped out of the kitchen.
"Hey! Why didn't I get hurt? Didn't the rock kick me? You see, my legs are still green. I hugged my trouser leg and showed the princess the bruises on my thighs.
"You brought it on yourself, don't count!" The princess covered her mouth and walked out.
"What's --- cut, isn't it just cleaning up the mess in the kitchen?" I rolled up my sleeves. Pick up the rag and dry. I think we emptied the town's public toilets, and this work is not a piece of cake.
Halfway through it, I remembered that we weren't immortals! Aren't there immortals who have immortal methods! Isn't that what the Immortal Law does! I silently performed my magic, and with a wave of my long sleeves, the kitchen immediately became clean. Ouch, that is to say, if you have to do this kind of work yourself, then who wants to be an immortal!