My daughter and I in my last life Chapter 38 The First Discussion of the Counterfeit Money Case
"Qing'er, are you still comfortable with these three days off?" The Emperor of Heaven opened a pair of red eyes, and at a glance, he knew that he had not rested well in the past three days.
"Hehe, it's okay." I knew that the Emperor was scratching his heart and lungs about the counterfeit money, so I didn't dare to show too much joy.
"Emperor of Heaven, don't you know how beautiful the king has been in the past three days. Someone fanned him when he slept, someone brought a bowl to him when he ate, someone rubbed his back when he took a bath, and someone gave him an umbrella when he walked. That's comparable to the emperors of the world before! "This guy is still holding a grudge against the "rice spraying" incident that happened two days ago, and he directly started to retaliate against me. Can this rendering not make the Emperor of Heaven angry!
"What? Didn't you call my daughter like a maid?" The Emperor stared at me with blood-red eyes, as if he had mad cow disease, and spat at me.
"Father-in-law, don't listen to the rock's nonsense here. I treat the princess as a Buddha in my house. Who dares to call her! I hastened to plead.
"Hehe, I haven't heard that being a Buddha still has to cook, clean, and ---" It seems that the Emperor of Heaven will not stop if he doesn't beat me up!
"Okay, okay, it seems that Qing'er is indeed very comfortable. Since it is so comfortable, it is even more important to work hard to solve the case from now on. Three days, crack the counterfeit money case for me within three days, or else hand over the turnips. I don't know how long the Emperor Palace has not had any income. The Emperor of Heaven interrupted the rock's accusation, and the next words made me want to kick the rock.
"Hehe, father-in-law, you also know that there are a lot of people in my place, and if I hand over the radish money, the princess may have to go out to work to earn money to support the family. As for this counterfeit money case, I and the rock will definitely solve it for you. As for the deadline, you still have to be lenient, don't talk about the time so deadly, this is a big case, I think you didn't set a time for us in the 'Heavenly Emperor Palace Radish Case'. I said the last sentence in passing, and I wanted to give myself an ear scrape. Let's not open which pot to mention. The Emperor of Heaven is angry, and I bring up the "Radish Case" again, isn't that to add to his blockage. This "radish case" is not just to make the emperor pay for the radish and give me a daughter-in-law for nothing.
"You also said turnips." As soon as the Emperor moved, I knew that he raised his hand again, ready to whip me. I stepped back and pulled the rock forward. With a "snap", Panshi's face was facing the slap of the Heavenly Emperor.
"Ouch! Emperor, do you hurt? Didn't break your hand, did you?" Panshi covered his cheeks and ignored his face and took care of the hand of the Emperor of Heaven first, he really deserved to be the first sycophant in the heavenly realm!
"You idiot, who told you to move forward?" The Emperor shook his hand, and the slap seemed to be sufficient. I touched my face, but luckily we flashed fast!
"Father-in-law, I didn't say you, your problem of beating people at every turn really has to be changed. You should really learn from the leaders of the human world, and the management of the heavenly realm is not something that can be managed by a slap. After I said this, I immediately flashed out of reach of the Heavenly Emperor's palm.
"You, you, you, you're going to be angry with me! Three days, just three days, three days can't solve the case, you two obediently bring me the radish money. The Emperor of Heaven was so angry that he turned around and went into the back room. There was a "bang" and "bang" sound in the room. The Emperor's temper was too short-tempered, and he didn't know that the piece of furniture had suffered again.
"Let's go, don't look at it, and then watch carefully, the Emperor of Heaven will slap you again." I pulled the rock. This guy seemed to care about the Emperor of Heaven, and poked his head out to look in the inner room.
"Do you think you can solve the case in three days?" Rock tilted his head and glared at me.
"If you can't break it, you have to break it. There's no ready-made suspect here. "I dragged the sleeve of the rock and walked out, pondering as I walked, this Dongyang Shenjun's counterfeit banknote is exactly the same as the heavenly currency of the Heavenly Emperor Palace, even the Heavenly Emperor can't distinguish the real from the fake, so there are only two possibilities, one is that the fake heavenly coin uses the mold of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and the other is that the immortals who made the mold were controlled by Dongyang and his gang.
"No, we have to go back and ask the Emperor." I tugged at the rock and turned around and walked back.
"Are you walking dogs? Loosen up, loosen up! Rock shook his arm.
"Don't get me wrong, I want to ask the Emperor of Heaven about the mold of making Heavenly Coins." I let go of my grip on the rock.
"There is only one set of molds for making heavenly coins, and that is made by the Emperor of Heaven himself, and others can't imitate it." Rock turned his arm, probably twisting his tendons when I pulled him just now.
"That's a lot easier. Who keeps the mold for making heavenly coins?" I stopped and looked at the rock. Since this guy is a celebrity in front of the Emperor, he must know who the administrator of the mold is.
"Hehe, I'll tell you the truth, the mold of this Heavenly Coin has always been kept by the Emperor himself. Whoever puts this thing in, the Emperor of Heaven is not at ease. Rock smiled, as if he understood my intentions.
"Then we have to go to the Emperor of Heaven. Let's see who is close to him and has the potential to steal it. I pulled up the sleeves of the rock again.
"Don't pull it, it's my last complete dress. The previous two pieces were torn by you. The rock grabbed my hand.
"No, it's so pitiful, the gods don't just pull it casually, and the clothes will change back to their original appearance." I don't believe in the rock. Isn't it all written like this in fantasy novels?
"That's the heavenly clothes. This is an ordinary garment of the mortal world. Where am I as blessed as you, and someone has made heavenly clothes. It's too expensive, we can't afford it! The rock slowly tore my fingers apart, propping up the wrinkled corners of my clothes.
"So pathetic! Okay, go back and I'll ask your brother and sister to give you two clothes to wear. Let's go, go to the Emperor of Heaven and ask first. "I patted Panshi on the shoulder, but I didn't expect that the celebrity in front of the Emperor couldn't even afford a heavenly robe. This Heavenly Emperor is really bad enough.
"What are you two doing back?" The Emperor of Heaven pulled his old face and narrowed his eyes, looking at me and the rock like a thief.
"It's not about solving the case. I heard the rock say that the mold for making the heavenly coins was made by the Emperor of Heaven himself, and it was kept by the Emperor himself. But even the Emperor himself said that this fake heavenly coin was exactly the same as the real one. I don't understand. Who else in this heavenly realm is so capable of making exactly the same mold?" I bowed my hand to the Emperor of Heaven, firstly to prevent him from slapping me, and secondly, to indicate that this was an official matter.
"Oh? You mean --- someone stole my mold? You wait. When the Emperor heard my words, he suddenly came to his senses, turned around and ran to the inner room. It seems that this Emperor of Heaven is just like Grande, and all the good things are hidden in the safe in his inner room.
"Oops! My mold is really gone. There was a scream from the Emperor in the back room. Rock and I didn't care about etiquette anymore and hurried into the back room.
"Dare to ask the Emperor of Heaven, who can usually come into your house here?" I waited for the Emperor's mood to calm down a little before I dared to ask him.
"No one dares to enter this house without my permission." The Emperor of Heaven didn't seem to have recovered from the blow, and his tone of voice seemed to be talking to himself.
"Oh? So what precautions do you have in the house here? Hehe, I mean there's a camera?" The Emperor's treasures are all hidden here, and I don't believe that he has no precautions at all. If you install a camera like the human world, you can call up the video and see it, and the truth will be revealed.
"Precautionary measures? Camera? By the way, I have set up the Soul Eater Technique here, and any immortal who trespasses without my permission, no matter how strong his divine power is, will definitely be hit by my Soul Eater. You've got to help me catch this mold-stealing thief, I'm going to cut him with a thousand knives. "The Emperor of Heaven hugged me as if he had found a savior, like a child who had been stolen from his beloved toy, his eyes helpless and flashing with a glimmer of expectation.
"It's okay, it's okay, since this thief has been hit by the Heavenly Emperor's Soul Eater Technique, he must not be able to run far." I patted the Emperor of Heaven on the back, and I couldn't help but feel a burst of contempt in my heart, you can set up a soul devouring technique in such an important place, what can that thing do? Maybe it has been broken by someone a long time ago.
"Humph! Don't underestimate my Soul Eater Technique, it's an immortal technique that I figured out on my own, and it's fundamentally different from ordinary Soul Eater, and others don't know how to unlock it. "At this time, the Emperor of Heaven can still probe the thoughts in my head, it's really speechless!
"Hehe, I said father-in-law, can you not always focus on me. Make good use of your magic skills and find out who stole your mold. I'll go and catch the thief for you. I glared at the Emperor in disgust. He knew how to bully me and have the same virtue as his daughter.
"I wonder what is the difference between the Heavenly Emperor's Soul Eater and ordinary Soul Eater?" The rock added questions on the sidelines.
"You two are not outsiders, so I'll tell you. Normal Soul Eater is equally harmful to both the caster and the recipient, and the recipient is no better off if the caster is finished. And I'm a soul eater who is only harmful to the recipient. That's the big difference. As soon as the Emperor of Heaven talked about his immortal method, he began to be arrogant again.
"If you fall for this Soul Eater technique, how long can the recipient last? How will he react? If he can't solve your Soul Eater, what will happen to him in the end? What clues are you going to leave here?" I asked a few questions in a row, and the Emperor was stopped at once. He thought quietly for a few minutes before he came back to his senses.
"Your first question is how long does my Soul Eater usually last, right? It depends on the physique of the recipient. If it is a god-level immortal who has been hit by my soul devouring technique, it should be no problem to last for a year and a half. However, he definitely couldn't stand it for a year and a half, and as time passed, his divine power would slowly dissipate, and the pain was enough for him to drink two pots. Hehe. If an ordinary fairy is hit by my Soul Eater, it can last for a month at most. What's your second question?" The Emperor seemed to have Alzheimer's, but when it came to his Soul Eater, he was still full of confidence.
"The second is how he will react, as you just said. Now you can answer the third question. The third question is what happens if he can't solve your Soul Eater?" As if I was teaching elementary school students to do problems, I slowly guided the Emperor of Heaven.
"What will happen in the end? Hmph, hahaha...... and in the end, of course, the ashes were gone, turning into pale blue dust and floating in the air. The Emperor gritted his teeth and smiled, like a death-defying struggle in the final stage of the anti-No. 1 in the movie.
"Apricot Blossom Demon!" I spoke at the same time as the rock. It's really a twist and turn! When the Apricot Blossom Demon dissipated, I thought it was the Soul Eater under the Golden Dragon King, but I didn't expect that she was hit by the Heavenly Emperor's Soul Eater.
"What apricot blossom demon?" The Emperor of Heaven will look at me and then at the rock.
"Has the Heavenly Emperor Palace ever received a fairy from the Valley of Hundred Flowers?" Rock asked, preempting me from the crowd.
"This--I don't know, I'll have to ask the queen to find out." The Emperor glared at the rock inexplicably.
"Hurry up and ask the queen." I was anxious when I saw the appearance of the Emperor of Heaven, and pushed him out.
"The queen of heaven is in the backyard, in the backyard." When the Emperor saw me pushing him towards the gate, he pulled his throat to correct my direction.
"What's the matter? So urgent. "The queen of heaven wears a wide-brimmed hat on her head and is busy in the turnip field in the backyard.
"Come here. Let me ask you, did the fairy from the Valley of Hundred Flowers visit a few days ago?" The Emperor of Heaven led the queen to a corner where no one was around.
"It depends on whether it is calculated according to the time of the earthly world or the time of the heavenly realm. If you count it according to the time of the earth, it will be almost a year, and if you count it according to the time of the heavenly realm, it will be yesterday morning. What's wrong, what's going on?" The diva pulled her hair.
"Who's coming?" The Emperor then asked.
"You don't remember? At that time, the locust tree in our front yard was sick, and I was going to send someone to invite the valley lord of the Hundred Flowers Valley, but Dongyang Shenjun heard about it somewhere, and specially sent someone to invite a locust fairy from the Hundred Flowers Valley. I think about it, it seems that Walnut received them at that time. You go and ask the walnuts. After the queen finished speaking, she said hello to me and the rock, turned around and returned to the turnip field. I really didn't see that the queen of heaven is still a master who loves labor.
"You, go and fetch me the walnuts." The Emperor of Heaven pointed to a little fairy boy who was helping the Queen of Heaven to work on the side of the radish field.
"Back to the Emperor of Heaven, Walnut asked for leave, saying that his mother was sick and went back to visit his mother." The little fairy boy bowed to the Heavenly Emperor.
"Walnuts? When did he take the leave?" I know this walnut, isn't it the little fairy child who set the first level at the gate of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace when he greeted his relatives.
"It depends on whether it is calculated according to the time of the earthly world or the time of the heavenly realm. If it is calculated according to the time of the earth, it is the day after the princess gets married, and if it is calculated according to the time of the heavenly realm, it is not long before. "This little fairy child is really the true legend of the queen of heaven!
"Go to Walnut's house and call him back. Just say that I have something urgent to find him. With a wave of his hand, the Heavenly Emperor directly sent the fairy boy to the gate of the front yard.
"Emperor of Heaven, it's not good! Just now I went to Walnut's house to look for Walnut, and Walnut's mother said that Walnut never came home at all. "The little fairychild's work efficiency is quite high, and he came back in a blink of an eye.
"What? He never went home. The Emperor glared and looked back at me and the rock.
"This walnut must have escaped." The rock hurried to the Emperor of Heaven.
"Someone! Go and grab all of Walnut's family for me. The Heavenly Emperor gave an order, and several Heavenly Soldiers immediately flashed next to him.
"Wait, wait. Don't worry, Emperor of Heaven. This walnut may be an accomplice to the crime. Didn't you arrest his family and scare the snake?" I hurriedly stopped the Emperor. I wonder what the Emperor of Heaven was like when he was young? I think he's really bad now, except for playing scheming with me, he doesn't have any brains at all when he encounters other things.
"If his family members tortured him to extract confessions, I don't believe that the information about the criminal can be extracted from his family's mouths." Panshi's servile temperament has not changed at all, as long as the leader says that it is windy, he will rain immediately.
"How do you know that Walnut has escaped? If he ran away, why didn't he take his family with him? It's not like he doesn't have time to go home and report the news. I glanced at the rock to see what he would answer.
"Uh-maybe he did it on purpose to make us think he just had an accident." Panshi looked up at the Emperor of Heaven with a smug expression.
"Oh, yes. If my guess is correct, Walnut should have only come to the Heavenly Emperor Palace on an errand in recent years. If you don't believe me, you can ask the housekeeper of the Heavenly Emperor Palace. "At that time, it was the first pass guarded by walnuts when welcoming relatives. This first level is often about exploring the path and seeing the depth of the other party, usually the one on the tip of the tail appears. According to the character of these little fairy children in the Heavenly Emperor Palace, who love to take advantage and are afraid of losing money, they will definitely choose the one with the least qualifications.
"Even if Walnut only came to the Heavenly Emperor Palace recently, so what?" The Emperor sat down on a large stone by the wall and crossed his legs. Hey, he's not in a hurry anymore.
"This means that he is most likely an undercover agent who has been inserted by some people. If I'm right, he's not running away. He just went to report to his master. "I bowed my hand to the Emperor of Heaven.
"It's all happening, he still doesn't run, waiting for us to arrest him?" Rock pouted disdainfully.
"Dare to ask the Emperor of Heaven, have you ever told outsiders about this counterfeit coin?" When I think about it, what the rock said also makes some sense, so let's figure out the situation first before making a decision.
"This matter is so important, how can I mention it to others, and even the queen of heaven does not know. Don't you see that my mouth is foaming! The Emperor touched the corners of his mouth. When I looked, there was a small pustule.
"But we just sent someone to his house in a hurry to look for him, wouldn't he be suspicious?" The Rock asks the question again.
"That's easy, and if he comes back later, tell him I'll look for him. He was never suspicious. Because I promised him that I would bring him to my cave house as a candidate for trial. "I glanced at the Emperor of Heaven. I only told the princess about it. On the day she returned to the door, I don't know if the princess had discussed it with the emperor.
"Why did you bring him to your cave for a trial?" As soon as I heard the Emperor ask this, I knew that I was in trouble again. The princess must not have told the Emperor about bringing a cook.
"Uh-that's it. The princess is used to eating the food of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and she thinks that the food in my house is not very appetizing, so she wants to bring a few cooks from the Heavenly Emperor's Palace. "I tried to explain things as tactfully as I could. If I tell the truth, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't know how angry he will be.
"How many? One is not enough, how many more to bring? Dare to love that you treat my Heavenly Emperor Palace as a welfare home, not only to give you a wife, but also to let my Heavenly Emperor Palace give you all the best matches. You're too thick-skinned! "The Emperor of Heaven is angry, that's really amazing!" With a snap, the big stone under the Heavenly Emperor's ass cracked into several pieces.
"What's going on here?" When the queen heard the noise, she thought something had happened, and ran out of the turnip field in a hurry.
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay. Just now, the Emperor of Heaven was bitten by an ant while sitting on a stone, and he was angry and gave the ant a slap. Panshi laughed dryly twice and hurriedly relieved the siege for the Emperor of Heaven.
"How many times have I said that you are the head of the heavenly realm, you must set an example and not kill indiscriminately. Why don't you listen? Hmph--- Eat fast for lunch today, for the dead ants. The Queen of Heaven glared at the Emperor fiercely, turned around and left in a huff.
"Eh--- I'm sorry, Emperor of Heaven, I didn't expect that after so many years, the Queen of Heaven has not changed at all, and she is still so compassionate." Panshi didn't expect that a reason he made up casually would bring so much trouble to the Heavenly Emperor. I watched as he raised his hand, as if trying to give himself a mouthful.
"It's not because you're talkative. At noon today, the queen of heaven was going to cook braised pork for me to eat, but this is good, it has become a vegetarian meal. I'm. The more the Emperor spoke, the more angry he became, and he raised his leg to a piece of gravel.
"Ouch! Who is so lacking in virtue and throwing stones. A little fairy boy ran in from the front yard with his head covered.
"Uh--" The Emperor of Heaven couldn't help but be embarrassed when he saw that he had kicked a little fairy boy to the head and bleed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just now a mouse came past here, I was playing a mouse, but I didn't expect to hit you. Panshi took the lead in front of the Emperor of Heaven and carried this black cauldron on his back.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's Pan Daxian. I heard that the Emperor of Heaven was looking for me, so I was a little anxious and didn't pay attention to the stone that I was hit. It's okay, it's okay. The little fairy boy wiped his face with his hand, and his whole face immediately became vivid. I'll see, it's not a walnut who else could be!
"It turned out to be walnuts. You're just in time, I'm talking to the Emperor of Heaven about taking you to my cave. That's why the Emperor of Heaven sent someone to find you. Otherwise, you go to bandage first. "This kid is also unlucky, he was knocked out of two big teeth by the purple gold brick a few days ago, and now he was kicked by the Emperor of Heaven and broke his face.
"Hehe, it's nothing. When I was a child, I was naughty and it was common for me to break my head. Meet the Emperor. "Walnut may have been covered with blood, and only then did he see that the Emperor of Heaven was also beside us.
"I heard that your mother is sick, I wonder if she is sick now?" The Emperor of Heaven is so concerned.
"Hehe, thank you Emperor for your concern, I ran into my neighbor next door before I got home. I heard him say that my mother was fine, so I went to Tianjie to see if there were any fresh dishes, and I just arrived at the gate of the Heavenly Emperor Palace when I bought vegetables, and I heard that you are looking for me, and this dish is still in the gatehouse. "Walnut's words are leakless and flawless.
"Oh, yes, that's hard work for you. Go and wash your face and let them give you some medicine. The Emperor waved his hand at the walnut.
"It's okay, I'm going to make braised pork myself after noon today, I'll clean up the meat first." Walnut rubbed her face with her sleeve again, and the whole face looked even more terrifying.
"Did the Emperor of Heaven find out something just now?" When the walnut was far away, I quietly asked the Emperor.
"He did go to Heaven Street and buy vegetables. However, the person he met was not his neighbor, but someone else. Hehe, you and I didn't guess that person correctly. The Emperor stared at me and sneered. My hairs stood on end.
"Isn't that person my master, Wide-Eyed Shenjun?" I blurted out intuitively.
"You don't think you're stupid. How do you feel?" The Emperor raised his hand and brushed his hair. I was so frightened that I suddenly ran out of the way.
"You think you can escape my palm?" The Emperor gave me a contemptuous look.
"I'm going to say that I'm not in the same league as my master, do you believe me?" I scratched my head, it's really hard to explain.
"Che--- I already knew that you and your master were not the great gods of the way. What are you afraid of?" The Emperor beckoned to me and Panshi, and walked up his legs into the front yard.
"Your master Guangmu Shenjun has a deep relationship with Dongyang Shenjun, I know this. However, to my disappointment, I didn't expect him to be involved in this matter. The Emperor's mood fluctuated, making people afraid to come forward to talk to him easily.
"Last time, they teamed up to try to fix me, but I wasn't caught by all the nets I used all over the world. At that time, I told you that they wanted to hit the Yin-Yang Mirror, and you scolded me. Isn't that obvious to lic---e on a bald head? "I can't help but feel sorry for myself.
"I remember that you had a good relationship with your master before, why did you get into trouble later?" The Emperor of Heaven suddenly asked.
"Hehe, you may not believe what I said. If I say I've forgotten everything I used to do, do you think it's possible?" The great gods of the heavenly realm are all suspicious and suspicious, and if you tell him the truth, he doesn't believe it, and sometimes you talk nonsense, but they think you're right.
"Oh, and that kind of thing? No wonder I've felt like you've been different since you returned to the Heavenly Realm. I see. The Emperor nodded. Is that a word taken by me?
"I'm still a little skeptical, though. How good you used to be to your master! Give away good things to others at every turn. I didn't see you give me anything. You say, did you deliberately pretend to have amnesia to deceive me, but in fact you are also in the same league as them?" I had just established a slight affection for the Emperor, and I was immediately ruthlessly destroyed by him.
"Hehe, Emperor of Heaven, I'll be fair. It is true that the king does not remember the past, and he and his master have long since turned against each other, and I know this very well. "Rock still has a bit of a conscience, and immediately stood up to help me. I decided to make him a braised pork to eat when I got back. I believe that my level must be higher than that of the diva.
"Okay, okay, I'm just joking with Qing'er. Besides, he is now my son-in-law, is my father-in-law not as close as his master compared to his master?" The Emperor of Heaven was as fast as lightning, and he pulled me to him, and kept stroking my back like a pet cat, giving me goosebumps.
"Hehe, let's get down to business. What's next?" Panshi's smile warmed up the field and eliminated the embarrassment between me and the Emperor of Heaven.
"Qing'er, what do you say you should do next?" The Emperor stroked me on the back, patted me twice, and pinned me down on the chair next to him.
"Then we can only divide and work together. As for you, Emperor of Heaven, just keep an eye on the walnut and see when he will leave the palace again. As soon as he moves, you tell me and the rock. It's up to me and the rock to follow him. Now, I'm going to go shopping in the sky with the rock. Maybe it's going to be a little rewarding. I stood up and winked at the rock. The rock immediately understood, and as soon as the Emperor Chongtian arched his hand, he followed me and walked out.
"Hey--- you two will leave after eating!" The Emperor of Heaven is rarely generous.
"No, we're not used to fasting. The two of us went to the street for a snack. I turned my head and waved my hand at the Emperor.
"Why don't I go with you two. I don't want to eat this fast. The Emperor of Heaven "slipped away" and came behind us.
"That's not going to work. What should I do if my mother-in-law finds trouble for me?" I pushed the Emperor back and quickly closed the door.
"Stinky boy, you're too uninteresting. Next time, I will ask your mother-in-law to cook food for you. The Emperor kicked the door with a bang.
"Emperor of Heaven, don't go. I'll bring you a spicy pig's trotter later. Rock shouted to the Emperor in the door.
"Two mildly spicy ones. I've been on fire for the past two days. The Emperor of Heaven responded, and finally stopped.