Me and My Daughter from My Last Life Chapter 53 The Old Debt Goes, The New Debt Comes
On Xiaomang Mountain, we captured a total of four monsters that had eaten the fruitless fruit. It's really everything. In addition to pigs and sheep, there was also a cow and a goose. I don't know who raised it at the foot of the mountain. Anyway, it's all left to the Mochizuki fairy.
This time, I paid off the debt I owed to Xiaolou, and at the same time, I also gave the rock enough face. Earlier, Fairy Mochizuki said that she had the pig pulled down the mountain and released it. But when I went up to the hut, I heard the sound of pigs crowing from behind the hut. Let's not break this matter. Good people do it to the end! Sheep, cows, and geese are all left to the fairies on Xiaomang Mountain. These fairies look beautiful and beautiful, and they are actually quite sympathetic, and eating a meal of braised pork is like the New Year. Unbelief? Listen to their conversations.
"The mountain lord just whispered to me that when these people left, we would kill that pig and make braised pork to eat." Fairy Jia said.
"Really! Then I'll have to dress up. This time I must worship my ancestors again. Fairy B said.
"I heard that the cow will be killed when Xiaolou marries his daughter-in-law. The mountain lord is also too eccentric. Fairy C complained.
"What is this! I heard that the sheep and the goose were not killed until the celebration of Xiao Mangshan's 100,000th birthday. That's three years to go. By then, the sheep and the goose would have died long ago. Fairy Ding seems to have some talent, and he actually knows the idiom "the end of life"!
"Sister-in-law, I don't think there should be any monsters on the mountain. The rock let him stay here for a few more days, and rarely go home. We're going back. This dog ---?." I saw that the princess seemed reluctant to hold the poor puppy.
"My sister-in-law gave me this dog, saying that there was nothing extra to feed it in Xiaomangshan." The princess stroked the puppy's head. From time to time, the puppy raised his head and licked the princess's hand twice.
"What's so embarrassing about that? This is a pet that Xiao Lou specially got for his mother from outside. "I also privately feel that Yinyang Lake has nothing extra to feed it.
"It's okay, it's really okay. Xiaolou said, I have a pet, I am abusing small animals. Give it to the princess and let it enjoy it for a few years. Look at the strange and pitiful, it is also a life. "The compassion in the eyes of the Mochizuki fairy.
"Then we're going to go. I also hope that my sister-in-law will take Xiaolou to Yinyang Lake as a guest when she is free. "I'm a little weak when I say that. I don't like to see Fairy Mochizuki and Xiaolou, I really hope I never run into them again.
"Hey--I'm going with you, too. The Emperor has not yet finished what he commanded. "Rock doesn't seem to want to stay in Xiaomangshan. Just now I said that he should stay in Xiaomangshan, and he glared at me.
"Where's this going to work! finally went back home, no matter how busy I was, I had to stay with my sister-in-law and Xiaolou for a day. "I looked at the rock's discomfort and had to make it shorter.
"Then you can go." Fairy Mochizuki also seemed to be a little disgusted with our gang, and this time he didn't even bother to wave his hand, pulling the rock and turning around and walking back.
"Hey--I can't stay in Xiaomangshan. I'm not done yet. The rock was dragged by the Mochizuki Fairy to show a look of grievance.
"Uncle, I'm sorry I didn't entertain everyone. If you have time, come to Xiaomangshan to play. Xiao Lou glanced at the backs of his mother and father, said hello to us and turned to leave.
"Xiaolou, I have repaid the favor I owe you?" I shouted at Xiao Lou's back. This must be clarified. If you don't make it clear to someone who likes to be calculating, he is likely to not admit it next time.
"Hehe, does my uncle still remember this?" Xiao Lou stopped, turned around and sneered at me twice.
"How dare you forget what you said? If it weren't for the sake of repaying your favor, I wouldn't have been able to push off the matter of the Emperor of Heaven and come to Xiaomang Mountain to get rid of the demon. "I've got to get him figured out, we're not just going to ask anyone.
"Hehe, uncle is really good at laughing. What I gave to Baishi was a pill of Bihuandan. It was a rare panacea in the Heavenly Realm. And the matter of eliminating demons is not a piece of cake for my uncle. This can't be counted this time. Xiao Lou didn't even change his face when he said this.
"What do you say? Do you dare to say it again?" Except for Huang Shilang, I have never seen such a shameless immortal. I couldn't help but be furious.
"Hehe, I'm kidding you. Goodbye, uncle. Xiao Lou was a little scared when he saw me rolling up his sleeves, so he turned around and ran.
"I'm telling you, stinky boy, I don't owe you any more favors. Next time, I have to settle it separately. "If it weren't for the rock's face, I would have to slap this kid twice.
"Dad, what do you owe him?" My daughter asked me a little strangely.
"Nothing, nothing. Just kidding. I thought that it was best not to let my daughter and Shiraishi know about "Bi Huandan", so as to save them from guilt.
"Then why were you so fierce to Xiaolou just now?" My daughter's face changed and she began to look for me again.
"Am I fierce? The children of the rock are not just like you, and they love him. You know what?" That's all I can do to fool my daughter.
"But you don't seem to know him very well!" As soon as my daughter heard me say that she treated Xiaolou as her own child, her face returned to normal.
"It's not familiar yet! He stayed at our house for more than a day or two. "You can't be too familiar with people who love to take advantage of this kind of love, and if you do, it's a big trouble!
"Okay, anyway, you will be nicer to people when you meet them in the future." The daughter nagged and turned to tease the puppy in the princess's arms.
"Puppy, puppy, you're worth a little too much!" The princess sighed as she hugged the puppy.
"What is this dog worth? Is it still some precious breed?" I asked inexplicably.
"Hehe, it's worth more than all the precious dogs in the world. It was bought in exchange for one of my Tencel handkerchiefs. The princess smirked at me. This style seems to be a little different from the past!
"What Tencelpa? What's that?" It seems like the first time I've heard this term.
"My piece of Tencel handkerchief is the top embroidery lady in the heavenly realm, woven with the only white silk clouds on a blue sea and sunny day, and it is a beauty product that is hard to find for women. Just put it on your face for an hour every night to keep you young and beautiful. "My daughter is like reciting advertising slogans to me.
"Do you have a lot of such good things?" As soon as I heard this, I immediately came to my senses. If this thing is sold in the world, then we will not make a fortune.
"You think I'm a giant treasure pot here? That tencel handkerchief was given to me by a friend of mine when I got married. That's all I have here. Alas, it's all my own fault, it's nothing to show off! "It seems that the princess is still very reluctant to take that tencel handkerchief.
"Since you have to change, can't you? It's okay to get a dog back. This is a matter of losing his wife and losing his soldiers. Feeding the dogs is another big expense. "When I think of those dogs in the world, they spoil their dogs like their ancestors, and they spend money so generously, which is really more bold than their own parents.
"You think I'm willing! Didn't someone force it into my hands? The princess tugged at the puppy's hair in frustration.
"Wouldn't it? Aunt Pan forced it into your hand?" The daughter's eyes widened.
"Hehe, Xiaoli, it's not that I said bad things about your Aunt Pan. Let's not have too close contact with them in the future. "It seems that the princess has fallen for the Mochizuki fairy.
"Did you misunderstand people? I don't think Aunt Pan is such a calculating person?" The daughter's old problem has been committed again.
"I hope I misunderstood. But I can't bear my Tencel Pa. I've only been using it for a few months. I'm counting on it to make me prettier! The princess looked dejected.
"Don't you want to give her a straight mouth? Why do you always speak ill of others behind my back, like my dad?" As soon as her daughter's temper came up, even the princess dared to train her.
"What do you know? When people ask for it, can your little mother not give it? If your little mother refuses your Aunt Pan's request, where do you think your Uncle Pan's face should go?" It's just that I suffer from my daughter's nest, and now even the princess has to follow my daughter's nest, which is worth it!
"Of course you two are husband and wife, and of course you are towards each other. Anyway, I think people are very good to me. I will also be good to people in the future. "When my daughter saw me flare and twisted her head, she ignored me and the princess.
"Why do you think people are good to you? It's not about me and your mother's face. Next time you come to Xiaomangshan by yourself?" I'm really angry.
"You always think of others as dirty, as far as you are noble, as long as you are good people. Cut--" The daughter dropped such a sentence and drove the clouds to chase after Shiraishi, Xiaowu and Baiyu who were walking in front.
"This kid is really angry with me!" I looked at the princess embarrassedly.
"It's all my fault, since it's all given to others, why do you mention it? This is good, even Xiaoli was offended. The princess bowed her head and confessed her mistake to me.
"How can I blame you for this? I have long seen that the wife of the rock is not a god on the road with us. We can't fool others. Don't blame yourself. After all, she has experienced less things, and when she has more experience, she will naturally understand these people's sophistication. "I'm enlightening the princess, and I'm enlightening at the same time. Who let us have such a blindless child?
"Xiao Li won't ignore us in the future, right?" The princess looked at me with some concern.
"No, it won't. Hehe, as long as we are respectful and respectful to everyone and keep her happy, she will immediately treat us like before. I smirked twice at the princess.
"Hehe, you're so funny! That's how you coax children! It seems that the only one in this world who can cure you is Xiaoli! The princess smirked after me.
Suddenly snowflakes fell from the sky. Flakes of snowflakes are like seeds falling from the sky, falling on the ground, on trees, on grass, on people's bodies, and at the same time on people's hearts, in this cold winter, slowly forming ice, condensing into lumps, and becoming extremely hard. However, as long as spring comes, it will gradually melt, turn into water, seep into the earth, and moisten the earth; It turns into gas, merges into the clouds, and adorns the sky; It becomes tenderness, fills our chests, and warms our hearts. Let's wait quietly for that day to come!
Being an immortal is the benefit of this, not afraid of heat and cold, not afraid of starvation, no need to shrink your body in fear, and no need to wrap yourself in three layers inside and three layers outside to wrap yourself in a tumbler who is not afraid of falling.
"Let's go back quickly." I looked up at the sky.
"There's no hurry. Feed! What do you see in my hand?" The princess called me behind me.
As soon as I turned around, I immediately received a big snowball on my face, and my face was covered in mush.
"Hahaha...... You look like a big fool right now. The princess laughed and leaned over to make another snowball.
"Hey! How old are you still playing this?" I glared at the princess with tears and laughter.
"How old are you? We are immortals, and now is the age of passionate blood. Look at the moves! The princess said as she threw the snowball in her hand at me.
"That's what you said, don't regret it." When we are mortals, we can't do other skills, but we are better at kicking shuttlecocks and throwing sandbags. This snowball fight has never been cowardly.
"Look, there's a pretty little bird in that tree." I pointed to a large tree. The princess immediately let her guard down and looked up stupidly.
"Smack" is right in the princess's head. My snowball is so big that it covers the princess's entire head.
"You're cheating. Good shameless! See how I clean you up. "The princess's face was covered with snow dregs, even around her neck. I thought the princess would cry, but I didn't expect someone to wrap the hem of her skirt around her waist, lean over and grab a handful of snow from the ground and throw it on my face.
"Ahem, cough, cough" I was waiting with my mouth open for the princess's cry to comfort her, but I didn't expect the princess to move very fast, and half of a handful of snow went into my mouth.
"Hahaha..... now you know the stakes of the old lady, right?" The princess laughed and ran forward, guarding against my attack.
I remember never being so crazy since I started working. At first, the princess and I just threw snowballs at each other on the ground, but then we didn't know who started it, so we just floated in the air and used our magic skills to gather the snowflakes in the sky and push each other. A wall of snow collided in the air and scattered in all directions, this scene is really not made by ordinary special skills! After a while, a "small snow mountain" had formed on the ground.
"Alright, alright! Don't play anymore! The princess shouted and landed on the top of the "Little Snow Mountain".
"Really don't play anymore?" I hold a large snowball in my hand to prevent the princess from cheating.
"Let's build a snowman." The princess gathered the snowflakes floating in the air, gently placed them on the top of the "Little Snow Mountain", and patted them with her hands, and the body of the snowman began to take shape.
"Okay, this one will be his head." I put the big snowball in my hand on the snowpile that the princess had built, and the snowman was immediately in shape.
"You see. Look at my immortal law. With a slight wave of the princess's left hand, a thin needle flashed in her hand.
"What are you doing with a needle? Can you still sew a dress for them?" I wondered what the princess was doing.
"This snowman is you. Let's pile up another one. "The princess kept drawing on the snowman we had built with a thin needle.
"Am I that ugly?" I saw that the princess had drawn the snowman's head in a mess, and I felt a little pity.
"This is me." The princess took the needle and drew it on another snowman I had just piled up.
"This one really looks like you. Hahaha...... "I laughed. Because the princess made this snowman of hers even uglier.
"You're ugly!" When the princess finished drawing, she put away her needle and blew lightly on the two snowmen in front of her.
"Wow! You've got what it takes! "I was completely stunned by the snowman in front of me.
In front of us stood two ice sculptures exactly like us, these facial features, this figure, really have to be picked! It's the same as a 3D printer.
"Uh--I said, why are you making such a big patch next to my nose?" I touched my face, and I usually look in the mirror and don't notice that I have spots.
"Uh--I guess I accidentally got a small leaf in the pile just now. Think of it as if you're old. The princess picked at the spot on my face with her fingers, as if she was helping me pick my nose.
"I think you must have done it on purpose." I was depressed admiring the near-perfect sculpture in front of me.
"As I said, I accidentally got a small leaf in it. Why are you so cautious? The princess bent down to find something on the ground.
"What's wrong? Your needle is off?" I also hurried to help the princess find her embroidery needle.
"That's my side-worn weapon, so I can't easily lose it." The princess picks up a leaf from the ground and tears a small piece from it.
"What are you doing here?" I watched inexplicably as the princess put that leaf on the face of her sculpture.
"You're satisfied, aren't you?" The princess covered the leaf with her hand for a moment, and when she removed it, a spot on the sculpture's face that was identical to mine's appeared on the sculpture's face. It's just that my position is on the right side of the nose and her position is on the left side of the nose.
"Look at you, I'm just talking. Why are you still serious?" Although I said this, my heart was much more relaxed. The pair of sculptures just now look like "Beauty and the Beast". The current pair of sculptures looks like "ugly monsters born to be a natural pair".
"Shall we give this pair of ice sculptures a name?" The princess proposed.
"Hehe, to be honest, I thought about it just now, but I'm embarrassed to say it." I'm so happy!
"How about you call it 'The Princess and the General'?" The princess gave me a pleasant look.
"Not good, not good. How can there be such an ugly princess and such an ugly general. It should be called 'a pair of ugly monsters'. After saying this, I couldn't help but tremble in my heart. What's wrong with me? Obviously, the name I wanted just now was "born with a pair of ugly monsters", why did I omit the word "natural"? Do I really have a secret affection for the princess?
"Where are they ugly? Isn't it just an extra spot on everyone's face? It should be called 'fairy couple'. When the princess said this, her face turned red and she glanced at me secretly.
"Okay, well, it's called 'fairy couple'. Hey, do you think we should hide them, and if they are put here, they won't be scribbled on by those little fairies?" I pretended not to see the princess's red face.
"Oh, I did the kind of thing you said when I was a kid. What do you think we should bury them under that big tree?" The princess glanced left and right, and pointed to the big tree I had lied to her about.
"Uh--this seems to be a bit of a lot of work!" I wondered how difficult it would be to dig a hole under a tree in the snow and ice.
"That's right. It's not as good as this. So saying, the princess took out her embroidery needle again, flew down in front of the great tree, folded her hands together, as if silently chanting something, and then struck the needle on the tree a few times.
There was a "bang" sound, and a door opened on the body of the big tree.
"You move them here!" The princess yelled at me.
"Good, good." At this time, for some reason, the scene of playing "playing house" with the little girl next door flashed in my mind when I was a child.
"So that no one will come and spoil them." The princess cast a spell to restore the tree and clapped her hands.
"Uh--wouldn't it be too --- for you to put them like that," I watched as the princess put two ice sculptures face to face and stuffed them into a hole in the tree.
"What does it matter? You don't see that there's just a little bit of space in the tree. If you don't put it so much, you can't stuff it at all. The princess turned and walked away, without looking at me.
"Hehe, have you two had enough? When we've had enough, let's go home. "The rock came out of nowhere, and it scared me a lot.
"You saw it all?" I stared at the rock viciously. If this guy goes home and talks nonsense, then I will lose my face.
"See what? Didn't I just walk here when I saw you two in front of the tree and I don't know what to do?" Rock looked up at the sky with a smug smile on his face.
"Let me tell you, if you dare to talk nonsense after you go back, I will drive you out of Yinyang Lake and let you stay in Xiaomangshan forever." I know that Panshi loves and hates Xiao Mangshan. It's okay to let him come to Xiaomangshan to shop, and let him stay in Xiaomangshan, it's better to live than to die!
"Oh -- look at what you're saying, why are you so ruthless! I'm going to be going to make a lot of hype about how you and the princess are so affectionate when I go back, and that's all right?" Is this old boy deliberately teasing me?
"Okay, you can try it?" I waved my sleeves and turned around and left, I don't believe I can't cure him!
"I'm kidding you. I really don't see what you two are doing. I had already flown over here, and I saw you two in front of this tree, and then I fell to the ground to look for you. Anyway, what did you two do that you two did that you didn't want me to say?" The rock tugged at my sleeve and looked at me eagerly with a face.
"You really don't see that?" I stared at Rock's face for a few seconds. Maybe this guy really didn't see it. At this time, it would be nice if I had the ability of the Emperor of Heaven!
"Didn't see it! How many times do you want me to say it before you believe me? Looks like you've really done something unseemly with the princess. No, I have to go back to the Emperor of Heaven and ask him to help borrow the gossip mirror of the Queen of Heaven to see what you and the princess have done to make you so secretive. Rock looked at me curiously, his eyes sparkling.
"The queen of heaven still has a gossip mirror? What's the use of that?" My old mistake has come again, and when I hear about the new baby, I can't help but want to take a look.
"Of course, it's for entertainment gossip. The gossip mirror was originally a dressing mirror of an ancient god. Hehe, you know, this woman is more curious, and this ancient god can't get rid of this problem, so he cast a spell to turn the vanity mirror into a gossip mirror. I heard that as long as there is any entertainment gossip happening in heaven and earth, this gossip mirror can immediately track it and demonstrate it. The rock took up his "Encyclopedia of the Heavenly Realm" posture again.
"Cut – this is definitely. How does it gossip mirror distinguish what is entertainment gossip? It's not going to be someone else's bedroom, is it?" I pursed my lips, completely unconvinced by the information provided by the rock this time. Surely he was deceived too.
"You know you don't have anything good in your head. Can the ancient gods be as obscene as you? The mirror is dedicated to exploring the little things that touch people's hearts. According to my estimate, what you and the princess just did has already been seen by the queen of heaven. Rock touched his chin and stared, trying to see something in my face.
"If you see it, you see it. We didn't do anything unseemly, we just built two snowmen. "This is really leaky in my mouth, and I actually leaked out about building a snowman while talking.
"Hey! You two can't go! The princess stood in front of her for a long time, and cried out impatiently when she saw that I was talking endlessly to the rock.
"Let's go. Hehe, build a snowman. It's really romantic! The rock pulled me and laughed as I walked.
"Dad, why are you still here? Something big is happening at home! Hurry up and go home and have a look. "Satoru suddenly fell from the sky and yelled at me.