Me and my daughter from my previous life Chapter 54 Recruiting thieves, losing the mirror, the emperor is angry
"What's going on at home?" When I heard that something was going on at home, the first thing I thought about was whether my daughter was in any danger. I was so anxious that I pulled Xiao Wu into the air and asked as I flew.
"Huh---- family looks like a thief." Satoru took a breath and finally made things clear.
"Oops! Yin-Yang mirrors are in danger! The rock followed me, and as soon as he heard the word "thief," he immediately screamed and disappeared.
"This must have been done by Dongyang Shenjun's gang of scoundrels! These guys threw my big hair to the ground and trampled it to pieces. Bai Yu was holding a dirty plush toy in his arms. A child is a child after all!
"Everybody clean up and see what's missing? If it's just some inconsequential things, forget it, anyway, we're about to move, and then we will buy it when we get to the heavenly realm. I said two words of comfort, and turned to follow the rock and went down to the ground. As long as my daughter is okay, nothing else is a problem for me.
"Yin-Yang Mirror, Yin-Yang Mirror,......" Rock muttered as he walked around.
"Alright, stop nagging. Isn't the yin-yang mirror there?" I covered my nose and pointed my hand into the big stinking pit.
"Oh--- thank goodness. As long as the yin-yang mirror is not lost, we will be fine. Okay, okay, let's go to town for a good meal. Panshi saw that the yin-yang mirror was still in place, and couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.
"Dad, fortunately I went to Xiaomangshan with you this time, otherwise it would be really unlucky." My daughter was troubled by the family's thief, and she forgot her previous unhappiness, and pulled my sleeve to stare at me, which means that it was really wise to take her to Xiaomangshan.
"Do you know now that the world is not at peace?" I teased my daughter.
"If our family recruits a thief, it means that the world is not peaceful? Please, this kind of thing in our family is a small probability event, but we are unlucky to encounter it. The world is still very peaceful. When my daughter saw me revealing her shortness, she flicked my sleeve and ignored me.
"What did everyone lose? Come to me and report the number, I will keep an account, and I will make it up to everyone when I have money. "I sat on a chair at the entrance of the cave with a small notebook and basked in the sun.
"My mirror is gone. Also, the computer that my mother gave me is gone. The daughter was the first to shout.
"My mirror is gone." Satoru shouted after her daughter.
"Little Dad, our big mirror is broken. The little mirror on my dresser is gone. The princess didn't know that something was wrong, and called me "Little Divorced Dad", which is really a bit ambiguous.
"Brother, do you think this thief is cheap? He didn't steal anything, he had to take my mirror away. The rock came out from behind my hole, babbling in his mouth.
"It seems that this thief is really coming for the Yin-Yang Mirror. Fortunately, this luni-yang mirror is not like a mirror. "I cursed this thief secretly, and I was really kicked in the head by a donkey! Such an obvious enchantment is protected, what else can it be if it is not a yin-yang mirror? I only took those rotten glass mirrors. You said it would be nice if you really stole the Yin-Yang Mirror!
"Let's go for a big meal." The rock was pulled from my chair and I yelled to go to town.
"What's the hurry? I'll go back later, eat lunch and dinner together, save and get another meal in the evening. "I saw that the sun was already in the west, and it should be past three o'clock in the afternoon. Since it's all at this time, you can save money for a meal by simply going to dinner at four o'clock.
"No, no, no, I'm so hungry that if I don't eat any more, I'm afraid I'll have to go back to bite the pillowcase." The rock pulled me up the dirt slope.
"Hey, don't worry. I haven't asked you yet. That's right, if you stay in Xiaomangshan for a day, why did you run back?" This question should have been asked earlier, but it was delayed until now by the matter of recruiting thieves at home.
"Don't mention it. I don't know why, this time I didn't feel anything when I saw Xiaolou's mother, and I was annoyed when I looked at her. As a result, they kicked me out, saying that I would never be allowed to go to Xiaomangshan in the future. I don't think we're all the way to her. Let's find another one in the future. Rock didn't know if he saw it or wanted to use food to block and suppress the depression in his heart.
"That's not going to work, your kids are so old. This is too unfair to the Mochizuki Fairy. "The princess seems to be a little idle, and this kind of thing is also a lever.
"They said the boy wasn't mine. I don't care. Rock replied angrily to the princess.
"Uh--- she's not going to be angry, is she?" The princess was a little embarrassed.
"Don't you know if Xiaolou is your child? Immortals shouldn't have to take blood to verify the parent-child relationship like mortals, right?" I think the rock knows about this for sure.
"Uh--to be honest, I don't think Xiaolou is my child. It stands to reason that if he were my child, he would have the familiar aura on him, but I checked it a few times and didn't have it. You know this, we can't deny it. But now she said it herself, so in the future, we will still be single. I said brother and sister, you can give your brother Pan a good look in the heavenly realm when you arrive, and there is a suitable introduction to me. "The rock seems to be indifferent to the loss of his wife and children. I suspect he must have known it was fake.
"Isn't there a ready-made one? Peony fairy! Shouldn't she be married yet?" I looked at the princess.
"What do you think I'm doing? I'm not the administrator of the Celestial Marriage Office. The Rock should know this best. The princess glanced at the rock.
"Peony fairy. Hehe, where can people look at us! Rock sneered twice.
"Why doesn't she look down on you? I think she's very interesting to you. At the last party, she didn't pull you to chat. How's that, do you have any feelings for her?" I feel like I'm going to be a solicitor.
"I can't tell. At the last party, she only asked me about you, and she didn't talk about anything else. As soon as Rock said this, the princess's face immediately changed.
"Alright, alright. Or I'm looking for one of my best friends to match the rock. Find a time to introduce you to each other, you talk first, see if it's suitable, and if it's suitable, continue to talk, how about it?" The princess changed her mind and stopped us from dwelling on the topic of the peony fairy.
"Then thank you princess brother and sister. Hehe. Rock was immediately overjoyed when he heard the princess's words. I think he's getting too fast! On the way to Xiaomangshan, he still had a mouthful of "my one", and now he has forgotten it all.
"Dad, it looks like someone from the heavens has sent." My daughter, who had been sitting not far from us and eavesdropping on our conversation, raised her hand and pointed behind me.
"Master Horse" A little fairy boy didn't know how long he had been standing behind me, and when he saw me turn his head, he immediately threw his hand at me.
"Ouch, isn't this a walnut? Why are you here?" I was secretly surprised. This walnut seems to be the person of Dongyang Shenjun, why didn't the Emperor arrest him?
"Well--the Emperor of Heaven has invited General Qingmiao and Pan Daxian. Hmmm---" Walnut seemed to have something to say, but she didn't say it.
"Do you know what's going on?" Rock gave me a look, and it seemed that he had thought of the problem as well.
"It seems to be about Dongyang Shenjun." Something was wrong with Walnut's face. He can't be sent by Dongyang Divine Monarch to deceive us, right?
"What else is going on with you?" I don't think Walnut seems to have any intention of leaving, it should have something to say.
"Eh--it's what the horse master promised has not yet been trusted, and the other fairy children asked me to ask." What should I be, it turns out that when the princesses are married, I should promise to choose a few of them to come to me.
"You can tell them about it, and we'll honor it when we move to the Heavenly Realm." These fairy children seem to be really tired of staying in the Heavenly Emperor Palace.
"You're moving to the heavenly realm? Why don't we know about this?" As soon as Walnut heard me say that she was going to move to the Heavenly Realm, her face became even more ugly.
"What's wrong? Is there a problem moving to the Celestial Realm?" I asked him as I stared into Walnut's eyes.
"Actually, the main reason why we want to work in the Mansion is because this is the human world, and if you want to move to the Heavenly Realm, I don't think anyone wants to come to your mansion." Walnuts don't look like they're lying. Did I misunderstand him?
"It's okay, I won't blame you if you don't come. This kind of thing is inherently voluntary, and there is no reluctance. I patted Walnut on the shoulder.
"Okay then, please Ma Ye and Pan Daxian hurry up and go to the Heavenly Emperor Palace. The Emperor of Heaven is still waiting. Walnut bowed to me and turned to leave.
"How's it going, do you see the problem?" I asked the rock. He's been looking at the walnuts just now, so he should be able to see something wrong.
"No problem! Are we mistaken? But the Emperor of Heaven didn't say that he went to see the Wide-eyed Divine Monarch at that time. Rock frowned and thought it was strange.
"Let's go, go to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace and ask the Heavenly Emperor directly what's going on. Xiaoli, Baishi, Xiaowu, Baiyu, you guys be careful, beware of someone coming to make trouble. Princess, you will take care of the family. I waved my hand at the princess who was standing at the entrance of the cave feeding the puppies. Although the princess asked me to call her name, for some reason, I was not used to it, and sometimes I remembered to shout, but the most pleasant thing was the title of "princess".
"You'd better go and get back quickly. I'm getting more and more worried about Xiaoli now. I think she's going to give birth. The princess glanced at her daughter.
The princess and her daughter had not spoken a word since they had returned. The daughter is probably a little embarrassed. The princess couldn't pull this face either. I wondered if I would ask my daughter to make a compensatory statement to the princess when I had dinner later, after all, she was a junior.
"Father-in-law, why are you calling us here in such a hurry?" As soon as I entered the main hall of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, I saw that the Heavenly Emperor, like her daughter, was also feeding the puppy called Little Chess Piece.
"You two come with me into the back room." The Heavenly Emperor raised his eyes and glanced at me and Panshi, his eyes were cold, and he seemed to be a little murderous.
"What's wrong? Doesn't that look right?" I looked at the rock twice, and followed the Emperor around the main hall to enter the Emperor's treasure room.
"You two get down on my knees!" As soon as he entered the Heavenly Emperor's treasure room, the Heavenly Emperor turned around and closed the door, his voice changed, and his eyes showed a cold light.
Panshi heard the Emperor of Heaven shouting angrily, and was so frightened that he knelt on the ground with a "cool pass".
"What did we both do wrong? Remind us that we're going to know why you're upset. "I couldn't figure out what I had provoked this Celestial Boss in the end, so I didn't move.
"Hey--not only do you have a hard mouth, but you also look like you have a hard leg. Okay, I'll let you kneel and convince you. The Emperor turned around and picked up a bamboo board from the table and threw it in front of me.
"What's this?" I just wanted to bend down to pick it up, but I didn't expect the rock "near the water to get the moon first" in front of me and grabbed the bamboo board.
"It is said that Dongyang Shenjun has obtained the Yin-Yang Mirror and made a big splash in the South China Sea, and many great gods have already defected to him." Rock looked up at me.
"Get up. What should I do?" I pulled the rock up.
"Who woke you up? Get on my knees! "When the Emperor saw that I didn't kneel and dragged the rock up, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and a mouthful of saliva sprayed at me and the rock.
"The yin-yang mirror hasn't been lost, why should we kneel?" Panshi's legs were weak, and when he heard the roar of the Emperor of Heaven, his knees bent and he almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, my hand was still pulling his sleeve, which stabilized his body.
"The yin-yang mirror was not lost? Who are you fooling? This picture with a yin-yang mirror clearly printed on it, can it still be fake?" The Emperor of Heaven pointed to the bamboo board in Panshi's hand.
"You say the yin-yang mirror in this picture? Have you ever seen a yin-yang mirror?" I glanced at the bamboo board in Panshi's hand, and sure enough, there was a picture of a mirror on it.
"The Yin-Yang Mirror was given to you by me for safekeeping. Do you think I've seen it?" The Emperor of Heaven was furious, pointing at me and then at the rock, as if he was considering who to cut first.
"Rock, you say, is the yin-yang mirror in this photo?" I'm really going crazy by the Emperor. If Panshi and I hadn't been underground before we came, based on the Emperor's current words and momentum, we would definitely believe that the Yin-Yang Mirror had been stolen. But the key is that Panshi and I saw with our own eyes that the Yin-Yang Mirror stayed in the pit well, and it didn't change at all!
"Uh--the one in this photo is a luni-yang mirror, not a luni-yang mirror. --- Rock looked at the picture carefully and let out a long sigh of relief.
"What is it called a yin-yang mirror, and it is not a yin-yang mirror." The Emperor and I asked in unison. After speaking, the Emperor glared at me.
"The mirror in this photo is exactly the same as the luni-yin mirror, so it looks like a luni-yang mirror. But in fact, this mirror is not a yin-yang mirror. The rock seemed to be thinking about how to make things simple and clear.
"Is there an identical yin-yang mirror in this world?" The Heavenly Emperor's mind reacted quickly, and before I could figure out what the words of the rock meant, they gave a possibility.
"No, no, no. The mirror in this photo is a fake I made when I looked at the Yin-Yang Mirror, which I usually put in my room for dressing and grooming, but it was stolen two days ago. Rock finally lived up to the knowledge in his belly, and solved the problem in one sentence.
"Really!" The Heavenly Emperor's face turned from anger to joy, and he grabbed Panshi's shoulder and shook it excitedly.
"We only went to see it before we came, and your pile of yin-yang mirrors is still sleeping soundly." I glanced at my overly clever father-in-law angrily.
"Let's take a walk, take me around. I still don't feel at ease when I don't see the real thing. "The Emperor of Heaven grabbed me and the rock with both hands, as if he was afraid that we would run away. Looks like he still doesn't believe what we say.
"Well--- it's late today. Why don't you check it tomorrow? The hesitant appearance of the rock made the Emperor even more suspicious.
"What the hell are you trying to do? Oh, I see, you must have lied to me. Trying to find a fake yin-yang mirror to fool me. Isn't that right?" The Emperor seemed to feel that Panshi was a little more honest, and let go of the hand that was holding me, and grabbed Panshi's shirt with both hands, and his face was almost touching Panshi's forehead.
"No, no, no. It's just that we have made a little protection for the yin-yang mirror, for fear that you won't be able to recognize it when you go. We wanted to go back and remove the protections first. Then I remembered why Rock hesitated. The current yin-yang mirror is no different from a large pile of feces.
"Are you lying to the kids? The devil believes what you say. Let's go and see now. If you lie, I will not spare you! The Emperor turned around and grabbed my hand with one free hand.
"You don't have to be in such a hurry. I said I didn't lose it, I didn't lose it. You're underestimating me and the rock. Let's go, since you have to see it, we won't stop it. But the ugly words are ahead, we guarantee that the yin-yang mirror is not lost, but when you see it, you must not be angry, you are not allowed to get angry at me and the rock, and you are not allowed to hit people! "I think I can't stop the Emperor of Heaven now, so I can only take him to see it.
"Okay, as long as the yin-yang mirror is not lost, I will not investigate other matters." After saying this, the Emperor of Heaven dragged me and the rock out.
"Emperor of Heaven, what's wrong? Why are you holding the hands of both of them?" We hadn't even left the gate of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and we happened to meet the queen of heaven holding a small chess piece.
"We have something urgent to get out of here. I'll explain it to you when I come back. "The Emperor of Heaven has no time to take care of the Queen of Heaven.
"Qing'er, the scene between you and Qiao'er in the snow is too touching. You have now become the dream lover of the fairies of the heavenly realm. Remember to wash a few more photos of you when I have time, sign your name and bring it to me, I have already promised people. Remember! "The diva chased after us ass and shouted. I don't believe what the rock said this time.
"Well, I'm not wrong, right? The diva gossip mirror must have broadcast the matter of you and the princess live in time. I'll be sure to watch the replay then. The rock winked at me across the Emperor's shoulder. I could only smile shyly.
"It's time for both of you to laugh. Later, if you can't see the yin-yang mirror, I'll make you both laugh enough. Hum! The Emperor of Heaven strained his hands, and Rock and I gasped at the same time. This Heavenly Emperor is too profitable!
"Dad, what are you dragging them for?" The princess was sitting on a small chair in front of the cave with a puppy in exchange for a tencel handkerchief, and when she saw her father dragging me and the rock, she hurried up to meet her.
"You're getting more and more like your mother." The Emperor squinted his eyes at the puppy in the princess's arms.
"Uh-this--that's not what I wanted. It was shoved into my arms. "The princess wants to put the puppy on the ground. Maybe the puppy was a little frightened when he looked at the emperor, and rubbed his head straight into the princess's arms, and his paws clung to the clothes on the princess's chest. How embarrassing the scene is, how embarrassing it is.
"Let's go, what's so nice!" The Emperor of Heaven saw me and Panshi looking at the princess together, and the wind was blowing under my feet, and I and Panshi were dragged into "stakes" at the same time. One of the shoes on the rock's feet has been dropped.
"Why does it stink so much?" When he got to the ground, the Emperor of Heaven asked as he walked.
"That's what we're doing." I hurriedly explained.
"This is a luni-yang mirror?" The Emperor of Heaven covered his nose with one hand and pointed to the "dung ball" in the pit with the other.
"The Emperor of Heaven is clear. There is no way to do it. Only in this way would others not think that this stinky thing would be a yin-yang mirror. "I was in a hurry, and immediately cast a spell to put a protective shield on my head. The rock looks the same.
"It's really a yin-yang mirror! Hahaha....... The old thief in Dongyang couldn't have imagined that what he got was a fake. The Emperor of Heaven laughed wildly after circling around the Yin-Yang Mirror. I'm really worried that he'll faint if he inhales too much of the stench here.
"Who came up with this idea? I'm going to be rewarded. The Emperor patted the rock on the head. Rock couldn't help but grin.
"That's what we worked on together." I replied loudly. This credit does not leave the rock behind. He has been under this ground for tens of thousands of years.
"Okay, you two have one each, the radishes in my yard are the best time to eat now, one sack per person." I really obeyed the Emperor of Heaven. It seems that as long as he grows turnips every year, we can count on no other reward.
"Thank you, Emperor." Panshi was slapped by the Emperor of Heaven, and he did not forget to slap the Emperor's ass.
"Also, you are responsible for selling this year's turnips. The income is fifty-fifty. Well, you should be satisfied this time, right?" After the Emperor of Heaven identified the authenticity of the Yin-Yang Mirror, his attitude towards me and the rock immediately changed greatly.
"Thank you, father-in-law. However, I will have to discuss this matter with the princess. The princess said that she had the final say in everything in my family. "I wondered in my heart, isn't the fifty-fifty split the same as last year, now prices are soaring, labor costs are also rising, and I have to say that I have to divide it into four or six.
"Uh--that girl definitely doesn't agree. All of last year's income was used as a dowry. No matter what I say this year, I have to keep some in the Heavenly Emperor Palace. Well, I'll talk to her myself when I go up later. "The Emperor seems to enjoy the current air, and he doesn't even need to block it.
"Emperor of Heaven, it's too stinky here, let's go out." The rock was on the sidelines to worry about the Emperor of Heaven.
"It smells, it's the best smell I've ever smelled. Sizzle---- it's so fragrant! "It seems that this yin-yang mirror is in the first place in the emperor's mind. I couldn't help but think that if someone threatened the Emperor with a yin-yang mirror and asked him to eat, maybe he would really eat it.
"You stinky boy, you're going to eat!"
"Smack" I received a slap on the head from the Emperor of Heaven. Why did I forget the function of the "detector" of the Emperor of Heaven? I grinned and rubbed my head.
"Let's go, go up, go up. Remember, you two must keep the yin-yang mirror for me. It can be a matter of life and death in the heavenly realm. After the Emperor said this, he swaggered around the yin-yang mirror and circled again, and then took me and the rock out.
"By the way, father-in-law, it seems that it was Walnut who informed us just now. Isn't he a person from Dongyang Shenjun? Why weren't you arrested?" As soon as the yin-yang mirror thing was over, I thought about the walnut again.
"Uh-what? Walnut is still a child, and he fell for Dongyang Shenjun. I see that he has spared him for the sake of serving in the Heavenly Emperor's Palace all these years. The Emperor of Heaven was obviously a little unnatural when he said this.
"Yes. I was startled when I saw that he was calling us just now, and I thought it was a scam set up by Dongyang Shenjun. "I'm wondering if the walnut matter is the Emperor's own game? The purpose was to lead me and Rock to the pawn shop. Maybe the guys at that beef noodle restaurant are his eyeliner.
"Alright. A little fairy child was just taken advantage of by someone else. Didn't you two persuade me not to kill innocents indiscriminately?" The Emperor flicked his sleeves and seemed to have lost interest in the topic of walnuts.
"Dad, have you eaten? If you haven't eaten, come with us and eat in town. "Rock and I followed the Emperor to my cave, and the princess didn't know where the puppy was kept? is beckoning a few juniors to prepare to go to the town for dinner.
"It's rare for my daughter to have a treat, even if she eats, she has to eat again." The Emperor of Heaven was unceremonious.
"Thank you, father-in-law, for your face." I couldn't help but sigh in my heart--- this time we lost a lot! This Heavenly Emperor's reward is just to give us two sacks of radish, how much is this worth? I don't know how many times the amount of money it will cost to go out for this meal!