Take your grandson to another world 146 Introduce wine as an old saying, ugly women are bricks for beauty
I was about to go to the ugly woman's mountain master's house for dinner, and I ran into the difficult Princess Xianghua again. I didn't want to get in trouble, so I walked directly around Princess Xianghua. However, people still don't give up.
"Look, I said grandpa was afraid of that woman." Aoyama said.
"Grandpa is not afraid of that woman. He's troublesome. Xiaobai said.
"But why does that woman keep pestering grandpa?" Aoyama asked.
"I don't know. Maybe my grandfather owes someone money. Xiaobai said.
"You two shut up. I don't owe her any money, I just don't want to pay attention to her. "I'm worried that if these two children continue to talk about it, other people will join in again, so hurry up and stop the two children.
"Ouch--Grandpa Aoyama, I think that princess is very interesting to you! Why aren't you tempted at all? As I expected, Tencelpa spoke immediately.
"Are you in a panic? If you're too idle, I'll find you a job. I said.
"What's the job?" Tenspa didn't say anything, but the rocking chair was quite positive.
"What's the job, I see that the things in the thatched house behind the building where we live are almost full, you take your wife to clean it up for us." I said.
"Babble--- why are you so disgusting! Let's go to dinner now. How can you mention such a thing? Tencelpa said.
"Can I be blamed for this? Who told you to mention that shrew to me? I said.
"Ba'er, you can't call people that. That girl, I look so good to you. Although she has a bad temper, it is rare for a girl to pull down her face and take the initiative to talk to you. My mother said.
"That's right. Auntie, why did you say you gave birth to such a son? Why doesn't he know anything about women's minds? "As soon as Tenspar heard my mother's words, she immediately came to her senses again.
"I said, mother, can you not follow Tenspar to talk nonsense here. You don't know my situation. Besides, where do I have the time to deal with women now? I still have to think about how to take everyone back to the other world. I said.
"The other world? Is there another side to this heaven and earth? Bai Xun asked.
"Uncle, you don't know. Our family came from another world to this world. However, I forgot about the situation on the other side. I said.
"Oh my God! I really admire Momoyama Ancestor. It turned out that what he said back then was true. Ahh Bai Xun said.
"What did the Peach Mountain Ancestor say?" I asked curiously.
"The ancestor of Momoyama said back then that there are nine directions in this day and nine sides on the earth. Heaven and earth are different, and the scene is different. We all laughed at him at the time, talking nonsense and nonsense. I didn't expect to hear what you said just now, only to realize that we are really frogs at the bottom of the well, a hole in the eye. Bai Xun said.
"It seems that that the ancestor is really not simple! I don't know what that ancestor is called? My father asked curiously when he heard Bai Xun's words.
"Hehe, that ancestor has a name that we often joke about, it's Qingmiao. I don't know what his father and mother thought, giving him a name like that, which really doesn't match his identity. Bai Xun said.
"What? Beanstalk? Isn't that my son's name? My dad yelled.
"Isn't his name Ba'er? Why is it called green seedlings again? When Bai Xun heard this, he asked my father again.
"My son's nickname is Ba'er, and his big name is Qingmiao." My dad said.
"Oh my God! What's going on? Why is Ba'er's name exactly the same as that ancestor's name? Bai Xun said.
"Hehe, my grandfather's name was originally Qingmiao, but he didn't like the name." Aoyama said.
"It seems that this is really fate!" Bai Xun said.
"What fate? It's just a coincidence. There are many people in this world who have a great name. I said.
"There may be a lot of people called Qingmiao, but you are the only one who can be a great immortal on Peach Mountain! Hahahaha" My dad laughed happily as if he had picked up a big bag of silver.
"Uncle, what did that Momoyama Ancestor say at that time?" I asked.
"I don't remember what else he said. When everyone laughed at him, he seemed to be away for a while. Later, everyone talked about other things, and no one paid attention to him anymore. Bai Xun said.
"It seems that the Peach Mountain Ancestor is still very low-key." My dad said.
"That's right, he usually sits on the side and listens to us, but it's rare to stand up and speak out. That's why I remember what he said vividly. Bai Xun said.
"Let's go to dinner, and after eating, we can go shopping on Peach Mountain." Brother, let me tell you, on the top of the peach mountain, there is also a statue of Ba'er, which is mighty. "My dad started showing off to Baekhoon.
"Then I'll have to take a good look." Bai Xun said.
"Demon Lord, I asked Xiangxiang to invite you to dinner, where is she?" I had just walked into the restaurant behind the main building of the Ugly Woman Mountain, and I was confronted by the Ugly Woman Mountain Lord.
"You asked her to invite us to dinner? Hehe, people don't seem to want us to come! However, since I made an agreement with the mountain owner, I didn't want to miss the appointment, so I came cheekily. I laughed twice.
"This kid, why are you still messing around here! I'm sorry, Demon King, for making you laugh. The ugly woman said.
"Nothing, it's none of your business. People are princesses, and it is right to be spoiled. I'm just a peasant, how dare I compete with other princesses! I said.
"What a princess! Demon Lord, you embarrass me too much to say that. That girl has grown up on this Red Leaf Ridge since she was a child, and she has only been in the palace for a few years. She doesn't see herself as a princess at all. The ugly woman said.
"Oh? According to the mountain lord, Princess Xianghua grew up here? I couldn't help but be stunned. Although I heard Princess Xianghua say that she has been cultivating in this Red Leaf Ridge since she was a child, I thought she just stayed here for a while every year, but I didn't expect to grow up here.
"Alas--- the child's life was miserable, and her mother left the palace as soon as she gave birth. Her father wanted to keep her in the palace. However, she cried every day in the palace, and there was no way, so I brought her to this Red Leaf Ridge. The ugly woman said.
"Oh, yes. It seems that the mountain lord is really a mother and daughter for the princess! I said in passing.
"Don't say that, Demon Lord. How could I be the princess's mother? "The ugly woman's face changed when he heard my words, and he waved his hand at me and quickly denied it.
"It's okay, it's okay, she's not here. I understand the hard work of the mountain lord. I'm not going to say that in front of her. I whispered to the Ugly Woman Mountain Lord. Who doesn't want to have a beautiful girl! Although this mountain master is good, he is too ugly. If others know that she is the princess's mother, the princess's face will definitely be damaged. This is nothing more than being angry with others in ordinary people's homes, but it is different when it is placed on the princess of Guiwei.
"Alas—since the Demon Lord understands, I won't say much." The Ugly Woman Mountain Lord sighed softly.
"Mountain Lord, I see that your face is good, have you suffered something bad that made this face like this?" Tenspa really likes to make a fuss out of nothing.
"Well--- this is --- hard to say. Sit down, everybody. I'll have it served right away. The ugly woman mountain lord blushed, waved his hand at everyone, and said.
"Tenspa, you can eat quickly, don't embarrass the mountain master." I glared at Tencelpa.
"Grandpa Qingshan, I really want to help the mountain master. How can you say that I have embarrassed the mountain master? Tencelpa pouted and sat down in her chair and glared at me.
"If you really want to help the mountain master's help, this kind of thing should be discussed with her alone, not in public." I said.
"Okay, okay, I see. As long as you like to meddle around. "Tenspa gave me a roll of the eye.
"I have received the kindness of the Demon Lord. I'm used to being told this face, it's fine. "The ugly woman mountain lord doesn't mind. Looks like I'm getting a little self-conscious.
"Ba'er, your father said that this mountain lord's face should not have been like this. That's why Sisi asked like that. My mother took Tencel's hand and patted it twice.
"Yes. My talent for beauty doesn't have much effect on normal people. I've been looking for an ugly one for a long time to try. Tencelpa muttered.
"Really? Can you really make my master pretty? Princess Xianghua didn't know when she walked in, and her eyes lit up excitedly when she heard Tencelpa's words.
"What's really fake. I'm the first beauty in the heavenly realm, when did I tell a lie! Tensepa glanced at Princess Xianghua and said dissatisfiedly.
"If you can really make my master beautiful, I will give you a treasure from the palace." Princess Xianghua said.
"Tell me what kind of treasure you can give me?" Tenspa was not happy because of Princess Xianghua's words, but leaned back in the chair and lifted Erlang's legs.
"What's going on? This was given to me by my father a while ago. You see. Princess Xianghua took a bracelet directly from her hand and handed it to Tencelpa.
"This thing doesn't work for me. Is there anything else? Tenspar glanced at the bracelet on Princess Xianghua's hand and pursed her lips disdainfully.
"Huh? You can't even look at such a beautiful bracelet? Then I'll go back to the house and rummage through it to see what my dad has given me. When Princess Xianghua heard that Tenspa was not interested in her bracelet, she got up in embarrassment and walked out.
"Alright, alright. You don't have to look for it. I'm a Tencel. Although you are the daughter of the emperor of Chang Shunguo, I really can't look at this thing in the world. Tenspar waved at Princess Xianghua.
"Uh--- so you only like things from the sky! I don't really have anything heavenly here. Princess Xianghua said with a slumped face.
"She's kidding you. Don't be angry with her. "My mother pulled Princess Xianghua's hand and let Princess Xianghua sit next to her.
"Come on, come on, let's talk about what we have to eat. Brother, eat quickly, if you don't move the chopsticks, the dish should be cold. My father beckoned to everyone, shouted at Bai Xun, and picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Yes, yes, yes, let's talk about what we have to eat." Bai Xun also picked up chopsticks and grabbed a piece of meat.
"Come on, come on, I propose a toast. This time he did another big thing, destroying the three monsters under the ridge. This Red Leaf Ridge should be peaceful in the future. My dad said, holding up the cup in his hand.
"Here, cheers!" Aoyama picked up the cup in front of him and touched it with his grandfather.
"What kind of wine are you drinking, you kid?" I used my chopsticks to cover the cup in Aoyama's hand.
"Grandpa, my father said that I am more than 300 years old, and I am not a child anymore." Aoyama said.
"That's right, why can't Aoyama drink? You can drink it. Come, Aoyama, have another drink with Grandpa. My dad glared at me, picked up the flask and added some more wine to the Aoyama cup.
"Dad, don't blame me for not reminding you two later." I said.
"You take care of yourself." My dad glanced at me.
"Grandpa Qingshan, come, let's have a drink too." The rocking chair picked up the flask and poured me a glass of wine, picked it up and handed it to me.
"I really don't like to drink it." I was in a dilemma between holding a glass of wine and drinking it or not.
"Look at you guys so abrasive. People have handed you all the cups, why can't you not drink them? Drink it! My dad glared at me and yelled at me.
"Okay, good, I'll drink." I tilted my head and poured the wine into my mouth. Alas, what's so good about this broken wine? It's spicy, and it smells like something.
"Ah--- this wine is so delicious!" The rocking chair kept shaking his head after drinking, as if he was shivering from the cold.
"Hahahaha, grandpa, come, let's have another drink!" Aoyama suddenly laughed a few times, stood up and shouted with a bowl.
"Good! Come! Qingshan, don't learn from your grandfather. He was so bad that he didn't even dare to drink. My dad grabbed the flask and touched the glass with Aoyama.
"Look at you two, it's a shame. Ba'er! Xiaobai! Get them out of here. My mother shouted.
"No, why did my brother get drunk so quickly?" Baek Hoon looked at my dad in surprise with a wine glass.
"Come on, come on, Xiaobai, you hold on to Qingshan." I knew it would be like this, so I hurriedly waved at Xiaobai and shouted.
"Grandpa, let's just go outside and take a turn. I remember that Aoyama, like my grandfather, woke up quickly. Xiaobai said.
"Let's go. Let's go around the building. "I helped my dad and walked out.
"What are you doing? I haven't eaten yet! My dad said, shaking his head and pointing to something on the table.
"You've drunk too much, let's go outside and eat when we come back." I said.
"No! I'm still going to drink. My dad glared and shouted.
"Okay, okay, let's turn back and you can drink again." I struck a foot, and with my father, I floated out of the house.
"Grandpa, Aoyama's wine has woken up." Xiaobai shouted behind me.
"Yes. It seems that Aoyama has a lot more to do than his grandfather. "I took my dad around the front of the building. My father's footsteps are steady.
"Grandpa, this drinking is just fun. However, the taste of this wine is also disgusting. There was still a hint of redness on Aoyama's face.
"Hahahaha, you kid, everyone says that the wine is fragrant. You say that the wine tastes disgusting. It seems that you haven't tasted the true taste of the wine yet. My dad said with a smile.
"Okay Dad, let's go in as soon as the wine wakes up. I have to go to Momoyama after eating. I said.
"Okay, well, eat, eat." As soon as my father grabbed Aoyama's arm, he went inside.
"Ah---h
"What's going on!" My dad asked as he floated into the house.
I dragged Xiaobai into the house quickly.
"Qingshan Xiaobai, you two stay in the outhouse!" As soon as we entered the house, we heard my mother shouting.
"Mother, what happened just now? How can I hear someone screaming! "I asked my mother.
"Hehe, Grandpa Aoyama, Tensepa is restoring the face of the mountain lord. The scream you heard was from the lord of the mountain. To restore the appearance, the first thing is to completely destroy the current appearance. Just now the lord of the mountain asked the princess to slap her face with a brick. The rocking chair said.
"It's not nonsense. How can this repair of a person's face slap her face? The flesh on my face twitched, and I imagined in my mind the tragic situation of the mountain lord being slapped in the face by a brick.
"Hehe, my beauty said so. I don't know if it's right or not. However, after the mountain owner was slapped in the face by the bricks, he didn't look as ugly as before. The rocking chair said.
"Ba'er, don't ask again. Tencelpa is repairing the face of the mountain lord. If this is the slightest mistake, the effect of the repair will be completely different. My dad waved at me and said.
"Oh well. Qingshan Xiaobai, come, hurry up and eat. After eating, we have to leave for Momoyama. I beckoned to the two children who kept poking their heads out into the kitchen.
"Grandpa, why do you have to smash your face to repair your face?" Aoyama asked me.
"I don't know. Wait a while, your beautiful grandmother will come out, and you will ask her yourself. I replied as I nibbled on the bun.
"Grandpa, I saw that mountain lord's grandmother shed a lot of blood." Xiaobai said.
"Alas--- this woman, in order to have a good-looking face, she can really bear it." Bai Xun said.
"Grandpa Bai, why do you say that?" Aoyama asked Baekhoon.
"You didn't see the miserable appearance of the mountain lord's grandmother outside just now. Alas--- that face was directly slapped into a bloody cake by her apprentice, it was really scary! Bai Xun said.
"What does it matter if this looks ugly! It's nothing more than being said to be ugly. I said.
"That's because you're not ugly. Besides, you're still a man. If this woman is ugly, she really has to have a heart of steel to make herself stand calmly in front of everyone. I really admire the mountain lord. Bai Ying walked out of the kitchen.
"Mother, you said that if the mountain lord is still so ugly this time, isn't she suffering from that brick for nothing?" Bai Xiu said.
"If there is a glimmer of hope, this woman is willing to take the risk. After all, the reason why women are like this is not because of them stinky men. Bai Ying glanced at me as she spoke.
"Hehe, Bai Ying, it's not right for you to say that. We men are fond of beautiful women. However, this woman can't be pretty, at least she has to have a smart head, good speech and demeanor, which is the best beauty in combination. My dad said.
"Uncle, are you talking about Auntie?" Bai Ying glared at my father and asked.
"Hehe, let's not chat. It has nothing to do with your aunt. Hehe" When my father heard Bai Ying's words, his old face turned red, he lowered his head, and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Uncle, do you still say that my mother is not right? I don't think my mother is right at all. Listen to what you just said, isn't that forcing all the women in the world to a dead end! This woman must not only be beautiful, but also understand this and that. Then let me ask you, what kind of man should you men be worthy of the kind of beauty you say? Bai Xiu said with a pout.
"Hehehehe, this, you ask Aoyama's grandfather." My father's face froze, and he raised his hand and pointed at me.
"Dad, what's the matter with me? I think that whether it is a man or a woman, beauty and ugliness are secondary, and the key is to be on the eye. Isn't there a saying that 'comes out of the eyes of a lover'? When this pair catches the eye, they naturally think that the other party looks good. It doesn't matter what others say is beautiful or ugly. I said.
"Grandpa, what is Xi Shi? Is it? Ah--- who would fancy this! Aoyama said with his nose covered.
"Dogs! Dogs love to eat. The rocking chair screamed.
"Plop ---" my dad just shoved a mouthful of food into his mouth, and immediately sprayed it all on the face of the rocking chair.
"Hahahaha" Bai Ying and Bai Xiu opened their mouths and big faces at the same time.
"Uncle, can you stop spraying me?" The rocking chair helplessly raised his hand to wipe his face, and said with disgust.
"Can I be blamed for this? Who told you to have nothing to do with Aoyama's words? My dad also wiped his mouth, put down the chopsticks in his hand, picked up the teacup on the table, rinsed his mouth, and said.
"By the way, Grandpa Aoyama, you haven't answered Aoyama's question yet. What is this? Bai Ying stopped laughing and asked me.
"Well--- I don't know about that---- I don't know." I replied awkwardly.