Bringing her grandson to another world 147 The ugly woman appeared to become a beauty and slapped the princess
The ugly woman mountain lord took a brick from her apprentice in order to become beautiful. A few of us men were chatting in the dining room, and Baek Young and Baek so came out of the kitchen to join us in the conversation. I said in passing, "In the eyes of a lover". As a result, not only did it attract Qingshan's question, but even Bai Ying asked me to answer what "Xi Shi" was. I was speechless for a while. Because I really don't understand why such a sentence came out of my mouth.
"I still say the same sentence, and the meaning of Grandpa Aoyama's sentence should be the same as 'radish and cabbage have their own love'. This is how everyone looks at others differently. This is the same as dogs love to eat, and birds love to eat insects. Maybe some men just like ugly women. In his eyes, the beautiful woman became ugly. The rocking chair said.
"Shut up! Don't always talk about 'dogs love', okay? It's a landlord who eats here. You always say that who can still eat! My dad waved his hand at the rocking chair and said.
"Uncle, we're talking about men and women. You don't have to be there all the time, can you? "I didn't expect the rocking chair to dare to confront my father!
"You guy, eat! When we get to Momoyama, I won't have these good things to feed you. My dad said, glaring at the rocking chair.
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. I eat. "It seems that the rocking chair is really afraid of my father, so he picks up the bowl and pulls something into his mouth.
"Grandpa, why is it 'thin' instead of 'dry'?" Aoyama said again.
"Flutter ---" The rocking chair squirts as soon as it turns its head and opens its mouth. Okay! My dad was given back the color.
"You-you-you-you, did you mean it?" My dad was sprayed in the face by the rocking chair, and he was so angry that he couldn't talk well when he pointed to the rocking chair.
"Uncle ---, you have to blame your grandson for this. Who let him have nothing to do, always say 'thin, dry'. I was so sick. Not intentionally. It's true! The rocking chair put down the bowl in his hand, picked up a rag on the table and wiped it on my father's face.
"Get out of here!" As soon as my dad saw the hand stretched out from the rocking chair, he jerked back, and with a "bang--" sound, the chair hit the wall behind him.
"What are you doing here? Why is this so disgusting? My mother came out of the kitchen and asked.
"Grandma--- grandma, what did grandpa say just now that 'comes out of a lover's eyes'. Do you know what that means? "Aoyama is really real!
"Evil --- what nonsense are you talking about, kid? No more nonsense. My mother frowned when she heard Qingshan's words.
"Everyone, please enjoy my masterpiece." Tencel Pa walked out of the kitchen, wiping the sweat from his forehead and waving his hand at the kitchen door.
"Wow----" The rocking chair was the first to let out an excited sound.
"Sisi! Who are you showing us? My dad looked at the kitchen door and asked Tencelpa.
"Uh---I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little anxious, I forgot to untie the strap on the mountain master's face." Tensepa turned his head to look at it, and hurriedly stepped forward to remove the strip of white cloth wrapped around the mountain lord's head.
"Attention, everyone, this is the moment to witness the miracle." Tencel Pa used his body to block the head of the ugly woman mountain lord, turned his head and winked at us.
"Hurry up and let us see what has become of the mountain master." My dad yelled at Tencel Pa.
"Dangdangdang---" Tenspar leaned to the side.
"Ouch hey! Isn't this the apprentice of the mountain master! Sisi, can you stop selling it here. My dad said, glancing at the man behind Tencelpa.
"Hehe, uncle, if I say that she is the lord of the mountain, don't you believe it? Why don't we make a bet? If you lose, let me pick a treasure out of your ring. Tencelpa said.
"Hehe, you want to be beautiful. I'm not going to be fooled by that. I know, the mountain lord is the princess's mother, even if she looks exactly like the princess, there is nothing strange about it. My dad pouted at Tenspa and said.
"So the uncle believes that this is the lord of the mountain? Do you bet or not, uncle? Tencel pulled at my dad's sleeve and shook it.
"What do you mean? You have to bet with me, right? Then I, I bet. If you lose, you'll have to fan me and Ba'er every day. If I lose, I'll let you pick another good thing in the ring. That's all right, right? My dad said.
"Good! Deal! Uncle quickly said that she is not the owner of the mountain? Tenspa let go of my father's sleeve and walked to the kitchen door, pointing to the man at the door and asked.
"Hehe, you're going to lose this time. She is not a mountain owner. She is the apprentice of the mountain master. Do you still want to fool me with this trick? You're far from it. Mountain Lord, come out quickly. I've seen you a long time ago. My dad shook his head and said.
"Ahh Uncle, how can you guess that she is not the owner of the mountain? Tenspa screamed, and ran to my father again.
"Is this still a guess? The clothes on these two people are completely different. You're not going to let them both change their clothes inside, are you? My dad said, pointing to the man at the kitchen door.
"Hahahaha" we all laughed.
"Alas—what a mistake!" Tencel shook her head in frustration.
"Hello everyone," a woman who looked similar to Princess Xianghua walked out of it and nodded at us.
"No, it won't! She's the mountain lord who just went in? My dad asked exaggeratedly.
"Hehe, uncle, I am indeed the mountain lord of Hongye Ridge. My real name is Qingtao. Not long after I was born, my mother accidentally sat on my face and sat my whole face crookedly, so I looked like that. This time, thanks to Sister Sisi's help to restore my appearance, I was able to restore my original appearance. Thank you, Sister Sisi. The mountain lord bowed to Tencelpa.
"Alas, eldest sister of the mountain lord, why are you so polite! I don't work for nothing to fix your face. Your apprentice promised me to go to the palace to search for any real treasures, and I will take the trouble to help you. If you want to thank you, go and thank your apprentice. Tenspa pointed to Princess Xianghua and said.
"Master, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful! Hehe, I haven't dared to mention you in front of outsiders, for fear that they will make fun of me. Now it's good. Your appearance is restored. I don't think anyone would dare to laugh at the Lord of the Red Leaves Mountain again. Princess Xianghua leaned her head on the mountain lord's shoulder, shaking her body proudly.
"Congratulations to the Mountain Lord for recovering his face. It's time for us to leave for Momoyama. The mountain lord had a lot of losses before, so we won't bother the mountain lord to cultivate. "I bowed my hand to the Lord of Momiji Mountain, waved my hand at the others, and walked out.
"You kid, why are you in such a hurry? Let's talk to the mountain lord for a while. My dad glared at me and said.
"There's nothing else to talk about. The matter of Momiji Ridge has also been solved. The appearance of the lord of the mountain was also restored. Didn't you want to go to Momoyama? Let's go and go back quickly, and talk to the mountain master when we come back. I said.
"Grandpa Qingshan, it's rare for the mountain lord to recover his face. Let's stay here for another day and celebrate the rebirth of the Mountain Lord. This is a great thing for the mountain lord. Bai Ying said.
"Looks like your interest is shifting so fast! Whatever you want. If I don't go to Momoyama, I'll have to go back to sleep. I said.
"Go to sleep. We'll stay here a little longer. My dad waved at me.
"Qingshan, let's go, let's go back to cultivating." Xiaobai pulled Qingshan out of the restaurant.
"Hey--- you come with me." Princess Xianghua followed me to the outside of the building and called me.
"What's the matter? You don't want to take revenge on me, do you? I asked, turning my head.
"Why are you so careful! Now it's too late for me to be happy, where can I be in the mood to take revenge on you? I wanted to talk to you for a while. Princess Xianghua said.
"Chat? I think it's better to forget it. I'm the one who can't talk anymore. You'd better talk to Tencel and them. I glanced at Princess Xianghua and walked into the building where I lived.
"Why are you like this? Can't you talk to people properly? Princess Xianghua pouted and said angrily.
"I can't really chat. Alright then, say whatever you want. I'm listening here. "I glanced at Princess Xianghua and felt that this woman really couldn't be offended easily. In case she comes up with something bad to fix me, I'll bother even more.
"Let's go sit on the grass over there." Princess Xianghua pointed to a meadow not far away.
"Okay. Let's go, I'll lie on the grass for a while. "I glanced at the place where Princess Xianghua pointed and felt that the sun was shining, and it should be quite comfortable to lie on the grass.
"Hey, do you think my master is really my mother?" I lay down on the grass, and Princess Xianghua sat beside me and asked me.
"Hehe, I look at the image. However, you have to ask your father and your master about this. Only the two of them know the truth. I said.
"I haven't seen my mother since I was a kid. My dad said my mother died after giving birth to me. It was my master who raised me. But when I was fighting with those three monsters before, the master blurted out again, saying that it was my mother. I don't want to mention how awkward it is. Princess Xianghua said.
"Alas--you said that you are usually so spicy, why are you so greasy and crooked when you encounter yourself. Let me ask you, if your master is really your mother, are you happy or unhappy? I said.
"Happy---- but a little unhappy." Princess Xianghua twisted a strand of long hair and lowered her head.
"Is that more happy or unhappy?" I asked.
"Of course it's a lot happier. In fact, I have regarded my master as a mother in my heart since I was a child. If it weren't for the fact that she was so ugly, I would have wanted to call her mother a long time ago. But now, when I heard that she was really my mother, I suddenly felt a little aggrieved in my heart. You said that if she is really my mother, why doesn't she recognize me? Princess Xianghua said.
"Does that need to be said? It must be that she was too inferior in the past, felt that she was too ugly, and didn't want you to have the reputation of an ugly girl on your back, so she didn't dare to recognize you. I said.
"Then why did my father lie to me? It stands to reason that my father should know that she is my mother, why should I still recognize her as a master? Princess Xianghua asked.
"Well--- I can't tell. Maybe your father thinks the same as her, and wants you to be close to your mother, but he doesn't want you to recognize her as a mother, so he has to neutralize and let you recognize her as a master. I said.
"Do you think my dad is particularly bad? How could she give birth to me with my master and abandon my master? "Princess Xianghua has a lot of questions!
"Hehe, I also think this --- is incredible. It stands to reason that your father is the emperor, and there are so many beauties around him, why would he lie in the same bed with your mother? This question is really intriguing! I said.
"Hey--can you please stop saying it so badly? What is incredible? What is intriguing? Is my master so bad? "Princess Xianghua seems to be unhappy again.
"Look at you, you brought this question first. I'm just expressing the most common thoughts of being a man, why are you relying on me again? I said.
"Anyway, I don't feel comfortable listening to you say that. You should at least consider my feelings. Princess Xianghua said.
"Good, good, I think about your feelings. I think your father must have been attracted by your mother's talent first, so he had you with your mother, and later, he was scared back by your mother's appearance, so your mother left the palace. I don't know if you're satisfied with what I'm saying? I said.
"So my dad is really a bad guy who likes the new and hates the old?" Princess Xianghua said.
"You can't really blame your dad for this. Which man doesn't like beauties and likes ugliness? I said.
"Why are you men so bad! Is it our women's fault that we are ugly? "Princess Xianghua is really sensitive!
"Okay, okay, I'll say something you like to hear. Your father and my mother originally really loved each other, but later, they were sowing discord by other imperial concubines, so they flew apart. Doesn't that sound good to you? I said.
"That's pretty much it. Your words are still like human words. But--- do you think my dad is really that bad? Princess Xianghua said.
"Isn't this kind of thing often in the literature? The East Palace harms the West Palace, and the queen harms the concubines. Haven't you seen this kind of play? I said.
"I've seen it, who hasn't seen this kind of play! No, I'm going to have to go back and investigate and see who was so bad and separated my dad from my mom in the first place. I'm going to have to get this guy out and cut him with a thousand cuts. Princess Xianghua stood up and left.
"Hey! I just said that, why do you take it seriously? I sat up and shouted at Princess Xianghua's back.
"I think you have a point. Thank you! I'll go back to the palace. I've long looked at the women in my father's harem. Princess Xianghua said as she walked.
"You'd better say hello to your master. If you make a big fuss, it will affect your master! I shouted.
"It's okay, my master is more advantageous than me. None of those women were my master's opponents. Princess Xianghua said.
"But no matter what, you have to ask your master first, right?" I said.
"My master is thin-skinned, and it is vain to ask her. I'd better go back and do my own research. After Princess Xianghua said this, she flew into the air and flew towards the front of Hongye Ridge Mountain.
"Hehe, you two have a good chat! I think I have a good impression of you, princess. Otherwise, you'll accept the kindness of others. The rocking chair jumped out of a depression and said with a sneer in his eyes.
"Did you just listen to our wall?" I glared at the rocking chair.
"I just happened to pass by there, and I saw you and the princess lying down and she was sitting together, so I came over to take a look." Rocking chair said.
"You don't talk nonsense here. You're optimistic. I'm lying here now, and the princess was sitting there. The mark was the one she sat out of. There was a two-foot distance between the two of us. What kind of paste will stick us together, you say? I pointed to where the princess had been sitting before.
"Don't argue here. I understand this kind of thing, it's all from the past. As long as you're good, I'll be happy with it. But, then again, why did the princess run away? Isn't it shy? The rocking chair asked me.
"Shy ghost! The family went back to his father to find the culprit who separated her father from her mother. I said.
"Hehe, it's kind of interesting. Why don't you go along? Maybe the culprit is a great demon, and your princess is no match for others. You just watched your princess get beaten and her nose and face swollen? The rocking chair said.
"Don't bother here. My princess? Oh, my princess is in that world. If she knows that you are here and instigated me to fool around with the princess here, see how she cleans you up. I said.
"Tut-tut, cow! There's a princess over there, another princess over here. Grandpa Aoyama, why didn't I see that you have such a great charm! The rocking chair smacked his lips.
"Get out of here. I'm going to be annoyed to death. What's the charm? I'd rather have more than one person to do the work for me, rather than multiple people around me to bother me," I said with some smugness.
"You talk about you, sometimes it's like a piece of wood. There are many benefits to having a woman around here. If you accept the princess, do you still need to do this work? Aren't there a lot of people in the palace? The rocking chair said.
"Is my work capable of being done by mortals? Do you think your head is full of wood? I got up from the ground, patted the head of the rocking chair, and said.
"I had wood in my head, what's wrong? Isn't it possible? The rocking chair said unconvinced.
"Okay, okay, you better talk to your beauty. I'm more tired of talking to you than I am with that princess. I waved my hand at the rocking chair and turned around and walked towards the small building.
"Demon Lord, I'm sorry, did you see where Xiangxiang went?" My father and they walked out of the small building with the beautiful mountain owner, and when the mountain owner saw me, he waved me and asked me.
"Your apprentice has gone to avenge you." I said.
"What? Who is she looking for revenge? The mountain lord was taken aback when he heard my words, and rushed to my side and asked.
"She said that you and her father must have been forcibly separated by some bad woman in the harem, so go to the palace to find that bad woman." I said.
"Ouch! How good is that? Xiangxiang and her father are not what she thinks at all. The mountain lord stomped his foot, and his face suddenly turned pale.
"Hehe, Mountain Lord, don't worry. She hadn't been gone for long. If you chase her now, you might be able to catch up with her. "I persuaded the mountain lord.
"The Demon Lord is right. I'm going to chase her now. As he spoke, the mountain lord leaped into the air and flew towards the ridge.
"You kid, why did you make the princess angry again?" It seems that my father didn't hear my conversation with the mountain master just now, and walked up to me and reprimanded me.
"Daddy, I'm not angry with the princess. She went to seek revenge on someone else. I said to my dad.
"Why are there so many enemies of this princess? Could it be that she usually likes to cause trouble? "My dad asked me.
"Uncle, don't listen to your son's nonsense here. That princess was tricked away by your son. I just heard it clearly from the sidelines. Your son lied to the princess, saying that the mountain lord and the princess's father must have been separated by a woman in the harem. That's why the princess flew away. "The rocking chair was munching on the roots of my dad's ears.
"You stinky boy, can you make up this kind of gossip?" When my dad heard the words of the rocking chair, it was a slap in the face to my head.
"Okay, you have a rocking chair, and you said you didn't listen to me and the princess. Remember, don't want me to help you anymore. I said as I covered my head and walked into the building.
"In the future, I will follow my uncle, and I will still eat and drink spicy food without you. Hum! The rocking chair shook its head at me.
"I'm going to Momoyama, are you going to go?" I asked, turning around.
"Go, go, the mountain lord is gone, and there is no one to cook here, so it's better to go shopping elsewhere." My dad immediately shouted.
"Okay, if you want to go, go by yourself. This time I only took my female compatriots and two children. I said to my dad.
"What do you mean? I think your father scolded you and beat you just now, right? This Lao Tzu beats his son, that's all about care! Think about it for yourself, why did I beat someone for a bad thing? My dad said with a frown.
"In that case, I forgive my father. However, I resolutely don't bring that big-headed guy. I said, pointing to the rocking chair.
"Eh--- Grandpa Qingshan, how can you do this? I'm going to be with my beauty. You can't separate the two of us. The rocking chair pulled the Tencel handkerchief tightly and glared at me.
"Then you can take your beauty to Momoyama." I said.
"Let me go. I don't want to sit on you. It's windy. It's still comfortable to stay in Grandpa Aoyama's ring. Tenspa flicked his arm, pushed the rocking chair away, and flew into the ring in my hand first.