Chapter 237: Professional Liar (9)

(9) The rules are ordered to bully the soft persimmons

Bei Xiaozi told my classmate Lao Fu that when he only ate McDonald's once a month, Lao Fu was already drunk, and he may also be the kind of drunk after a drink, he said: It's too picky! At least once a week! Uncle gives you money!

When I told Guanghai, before he could speak, another old colleague of Guanghai, who was eating with him, pointed to his six-year-old son and said: My son can't eat it once, that kind of thing with hormones, it's not good to eat!

So Guanghai and his old colleagues have been exchanging experiences with their godson, and Mr. Pei was stunned for a while, wondering how these men in their forties and fifties were so interested in their kindergarten children.

When I went to the bathroom and came back, I heard that Gwanghae had paid the bill, and I wondered how Mr. Pei would let the customer pay this time? He said that their rules were: first, the wife should pay for the beauty, second, the son should pay for the old age, and third, the elderly and the high position (salary) should pay. Guanghai's post-80s wife is 1.73 meters tall and has a waist circumference of 1.9 feet, of course, he has to pay for it.

While I lamented that they could talk about their height and waist circumference when they met for the first time, I was happy that he would no longer carry the ideological baggage of his beautiful wife and older son. After all, the rules are all ordered to bully those soft persimmons.

Lao Liang said, yes, you drove away all the people with ulterior motives, and now no one is robbing you of the name of your husband and Bei Lizhu.

I know that some people follow my blog to see which one will win in the end? If I don't update it anymore, then Xiao San'er will win, and I will be beaten down.

Whenever I was beaten and my tears were not dry, someone would call me and say, "Do you still have the strength?"

I said: It's okay, it's okay. The difference between me and ordinary women is that when someone really wants me to die, I won't die, and the tears will be dried up immediately, and I will laugh when my nose is blue and my face is swollen, and I will comfort myself with happy things.

I guess when Mr. Pei saw me like that, he must have thought that he had succeeded this time, hit the place where he was injured, and really became a fool, so he could stay at home honestly and wipe the floor and wash the toilet for him! Think about how earth-shaking it must have been for his family who had been a poor peasant for generations to use a master's degree as a slave girl!

However, when he was going to go to work the next day, I said to him weakly: Take the subway to work today, don't ride, be careful of being hit by a car when you go out.

He said angrily, "I can't ask for it, I'm dead clean!" so that everyone thinks I owe them, and if I die early, I will have to be a cow and a horse for so many people!

Many of his relatives really felt that he should help each of them, and since we bought the house, there have been red and white ceremonies every week, and people have to come to Beijing to work every month.

That Zhao Wen used to send a text message at 12 o'clock every midnight to ask him to come "Niu Niu", and he also sent a text message during work hours: Niu Niu, eat steamed buns for you. My friend analyzes the steamed bun refers to**. Mr. Pei said it was because she would sometimes make steamed buns from school and eat them together in their rented house.

What do you do next after eating together? That's not something I like to imagine and describe. Later, on my show, a man called and told his wife how to nag, and I said, "Excuse me, this gentleman, you can't finish talking in about two hours." But I've come to understand that the reason why your wife is so nagging is because you are sexually impotent, and if you do it twice a day, she will sleep obediently and won't nag.

Of course, on the same day, the leader asked me to receive an extra month's salary and leave.