Chapter 238: Professional Liar (10)

(10) Learn from Zhang Ailing

When I started a new column, I was always the first to be recommended to participate, and when the column gained a certain degree of popularity and began to share the results formally, I was the first to be fired. On the one hand, because the more people work, the more likely they are to make mistakes, and on the other hand, because I don't have to rely on wages to support my family, and I never get paid for my work. To put it bluntly, I'm a workaholic that's cheap and easy to use. As long as you are in the same business, when you are too busy, the first thing you will think of is to ask me for help.

I especially want to do the scene recording and shoot a TV series, and I hope that my parents-in-law will help take care of Bei Xiaozi from May to October, generally speaking, I have to turn off the camera from the day I arrive at the crew, and I am isolated from the world to seize time to concentrate on filming, because the cost is calculated by minutes and seconds. But the father-in-law and mother-in-law value their grandson very much, saying that someone looked at Mr. Pei's grandfather's grave and said that something had grown, indicating that the descendants were going to produce a nobleman. They thought it should be Bei Boy. So sacrifice me to fulfill the feng shui of their family.

The ancestral grave of classmate Wang Pu's family is a locust tree growing on a willow tree next to it, known as "Liu Hugao", and he was trained by his elders to become a great writer. But literature has to have money to raise, so I have to earn money while writing, and the company has completely collapsed when it encounters an earthquake, so I still stand up and start again. Because he can't live up to such a good feng shui as "Liu Baohuai"!

Sometimes I also feel that feng shui has a certain truth and effect, but those feng shui masters who have a very expensive appearance fee are not trustworthy at all, and it is originally an environmental protection issue, which is infinitely deified. I see Feng Shui as a complete hobby, it's free. The people who really gave me guidance in my life didn't charge me anything.

I gave it to me from my predecessors free of charge, and after my understanding and digestion, I passed it on to others free of charge, hoping that everyone around me could live a prosperous and happy life.

But Mr. Pei was very unhappy, saying that I was eating his but I just wanted to help others, that is, eating inside and out. The wounds on my body changed from purple to blue to yellow, and I walked into the sun again, as if the city was no longer mine, and I had said that I would endure only three times, but only three times. I quietly walked to his bed, and saw the light shining through the blinds on his big belly, and I dared not only to pierce my Mongolian knife into it, but also to twist the handle twice.

It's just that it's not necessary, and he doesn't have the right to launch an atomic bomb in his hand, so it's not worth dirtying my knife.

Think about the stupid pig girl played by Tang Wei, the naked beasts and traitors dare not kill, and they have to send intelligence to other men to assassinate the well-dressed beasts in broad daylight. As a result, it was not killed, and several people were killed. Chastity and life are buried to a traitor, such a shameful thing has to be written, and some people have actually photographed it, and hundreds of millions of fools have paid to see it.

This shows that the female liar named Zhang Ailing is really too smart, she can't offend anyone, she went to a free and wealthy country to enjoy the double freedom of body and spirit, and pretended to be pitiful, so that the rich Kuomintang and ** people are vying to shoot her works, and the rich Kuomintang and ** people are rushing to see her works. What a role model for women!

Therefore, I have decided - now my wish is to completely divorce my husband Mr. Bei, end my career as a professional liar, learn from Zhang Ailing, never get married again, and truly enjoy my future life.

(Professional liar, May 11-5, 2009, A Lan in Beijing.) ）