Chapter 308: Four Years of Tribulation (6)

(6) Strange divorce conditions

Few lovers have seen each other's wolf bèi and continue to love each other, and Mr. Pei and Lian Lian are no exception. Lian Lian felt that Mr. Pei only cared about herself wearing dry clothes, and she didn't care how cold she was.

In fact, he is such a person, unless his mother, no one else will let him sacrifice himself, including me.

Because of my weak health, I must bring a coat when I go out, even if the temperature is 40°C, if I enter an air-conditioned car or air-conditioned room, I have to quickly add a coat. It was a pipe dream to expect him to take off his clothes and put them on me! Not only did he not take off his own clothes, but sometimes when it rained outside, he would snatch my rainproof silk jacket and put it on himself! Say something: "I can take care of you if you have a cold, and you don't have to go to work, you can't take care of me when I'm sick, I can't carry my back or hug me, and if I can't go to work, it will seriously affect my family's economic income and living standards." ”

Look! is like this to his wife, can he still be expected to have any pity for the little third child who has already been laid?

After that climb, Mr. Pei always said: "Women are so ugly without makeup!" Or: Why are they so ugly when they first get up in the morning?

I said: If you think I'm ugly, get a divorce as soon as possible, you can find a better one as soon as possible, and a man can't find a good girl if he's too old!

He said, "That's what I wondered, why do you wake up in the morning as usual, looking better than you do?"

I said, "That's how the old witch is."

In fact, I woke up a long time ago, washed up, and boiled the porridge in a large pot over low heat before going back to sleep. Naturally, the face is clean and fresh.

First, I go to bed early at night, and secondly, I can sleep during the day, so naturally I have to do my job as a housewife in the morning.

Mr. Pei made a divorce condition that I couldn't laugh at, and he actually asked me to in front of him! Because until now, he doesn't know if my stinks. But 24 hours a day, why should I pull when he's at home? Even if he doesn't go out all day, I can go to the public toilet.

Moreover, my life is very regular, and my food is regular and quantitative, so I naturally know when I am out of courtesy. Even if you have a bad stomach, you should close the door, have a convulsion, and wash your clothes at the same time to not embarrass yourself.

This habit of dodging began to form in high school. Because roommate Wen Min said that their Yi nationality is like this: if the cousin farts in front of the cousin, the cousin will hang herself!

I thought: I can't even fart and accidentally let it go is fatal, so if we are bumped into, do we have to hit our heads to death immediately? Although we don't have this kind of rule, we still have to be careful, maybe that kind of taboo is something that other nations don't know yet!

However, when I went home, I asked my father, who knew Yi language, but my father had never heard of it, and he also asked other Yi colleagues in the unit, and they also said that they were going to laugh to death -- I had never heard of it! But Wen Min obviously said it in front of all the people in our dormitory, and I couldn't understand it. Later, I thought: Maybe it's her family's rules, right?

Just like the famous Qing official Hai Rui in history, because his daughter took a piece of bread from the hand of a manservant to eat, he starved his five-year-old daughter to death - because "men and women do not kiss"!

At that time, everyone knew that men and women could not kiss each other, but who would really starve their five-year-old daughter to death, only Hai Rui's stupid hat! Who would hang herself if a girl farted in public? Of course, only Wen Min's family!

Does Mr. Pei's family also have such a rule? If so, does it mean that he wants me to hang myself in front of him? In other words, if I want to divorce, I am looking for death???