Chapter 307: Four Years of Tribulation (5)

(5) Time bombs

Of course, a cheating man like Mr. Pei, who is scolded every day and is cheeky and does not divorce, is even more humiliating.

Sometimes he would wake me up in the middle of the night and say, "You didn't scold me today, I can't sleep!"

Now if I don't count him down on my blog one day, he'll be pestering and saying, "Did you get in touch with your old friend?"

I felt that I really couldn't live this kind of life, but my mother said, "How nice it is to have nothing to eat, drink, and do!

Netizens also said: "I can responsibly tell you: 99% of working men have more than one lover (one night, two nights, and a few night stands are not counted), your husband is already good, make do with it! Find another one, you will not only have enuresis, but you will vomit blood in anger!"

Do people who write about me take it seriously? Do people believe that I have the blessing of the gods, 4,000 years of Taoism, 800 years of wisdom, and who know witchcraft and can kill people with their minds?

Minghua said: "You must participate in the next class reunion, someone will take your novel seriously!"

My classmates were very happy to see me shrew scolding the street and complaining about my wife's self-exposure, saying that we are so good if we are famous!

My colleague warned: Stop, don't go crazy!

I think everyone was young when I was a classmate, and I haven't done anything hurtful and there is no serious conflict, and everyone is not afraid to expose the student days**. And my colleague is different, my big mouth piggybacks and says, don't die and lose face, it's really like a time bomb!

Now, I think no one dares to provoke me anymore, what a rare peace!

So, I cooked my own food again, and I was ready to reduce the big belly that I had formed after meditating in front of the computer for a year. Generally speaking, in just half a year, my weight will drop to less than 45 kilograms.

As soon as I started cooking, Mr. Pei was rejuvenated and began to go to the resorts to make friendships with his colleagues.

I remember one time they were going to climb a mountain, and I asked him to bring a cotton suit, because Lianlian was going to go too, and of course I was going to make a heavy rain to ruin their interest.

At that time, he took advantage of the enchanting lover to be arrogant, and said what it was like to wear a padded jacket in the summer! I had to say that I should bring more long-sleeved shirts to prevent mosquito bites. Quietly put a fur vest in a long-sleeved shirt.

When they were halfway up the mountain, the women began to coquettish and say that they were tired, and when they began to climb the mountain with their opponents holding hands, my rain fell - don't forget that I am Hei Mi Zhima, the daughter of the sea god!

When I slept in the tent at night, Mr. Pei changed into a pair of dry clothes that I had prepared, and added a wool vest to the long-sleeved shirt, and his heart was suddenly warm, his nose was sour, and he was holding Lianlian's head, whose clothes were all wet and had to be stripped naked into the sleeping bag, and he felt very guilty!

When he got home, he reported, "It's a shame to have my wife's vest, or I'll freeze to death!"

I said coldly: "Actually, the two of them will be warm when they sleep together naked, and their body temperatures will not be lost at all, so that when they get up the next morning, they will be so hot that they will sweat and be red." ”

He smiled awkwardly and said, "Two big men sleep together, you can figure it out!"

"Why can't it -- the border guards patrolling the Tibetan snow line must go through this kind of training in case they can't return to the camp in case of an accident and can spend the night in the snow. I said seriously. Let him regret dying, a few of their colleagues are indeed red-faced, unlike the others who are all blue and black-faced and have trembling lips.