Chapter 492: Red Apricot Declaration (2)

(53)

October 21, 2009 was sunny

The most typical red apricot declaration is the sentence "Only one man in your life is like eating only one dish". I first saw it in "Duncan's Autobiography" when I was in college, and American actors sneered at it.

Many years later, my husband's junior son (in fact, it stands to reason that it should be called the third grandmother), analyzed this sentence vividly. She told her many stories about her sexual experiences with every man, the most useless of which was my husband's "brute force," as she said. And what made her the most ** was a taxi driver in Shanghai. Whenever she is called, she will fly away.

Her Taiwanese relatives who had been traitors left an inheritance of 1 million yuan, half of which was spent on this man. The reason she introduced the man to me was because she had made a deal with him: to be a lucky one to visit her once.

So, I scolded the entangled man until I went crazy, and five years later I was still afraid of the ringtone of the mobile phone, and there was a reason.

At that time, this woman named Lian Lian would cough on the other end of the phone, and she felt terminally ill. Fortunately, when my child was more than a year old, after two abortions in a row, I complied with the doctor's instructions and had to use a condom, otherwise I had to go for a series of relevant tests.

I feel that a woman can't be as crazy as she is at any time, she must have been poisoned, and that man must have used something similar to an aphrodisiac in the process.

After I gave her my second wife's phone number, I hid. I think maybe she thinks that the most useless man in bed is the most reliable man in life who should be married.

Later, she and her second grandmother, Zhao Wen, reached an agreement after talking on the phone, and they thought that my husband and I were the most right - a pair of stupid pigs.

-- This chair is still the most suitable for you to sit in, and I have decided to withdraw.

I kept this text message for my husband to see, at least to show that these women in their 80s had wanted to turn around and sit on the "top chair". But he lifted his pants and didn't admit it, saying, "Shit, I don't know this guy at all!"

He said, why do you always have to answer strange calls that you don't know, let's change our phones. I'd like to see if there are really a lot of scammers?

A few days after changing his mobile phone, he excitedly said that his college classmate, a ××× from Guangzhou, was coming to Beijing to visit him. I instructed my son and I to clean the house every day and wait. As a result, I talked every day for a month, and finally asked me to call 10,000 yuan for emergency rescue, only to know that I had been fooled.

Is it possible that classmates who haven't seen each other for more than 10 years let them pay money before they meet? Only fools will be fooled. Stupid pigs are greedy for money and lustful, but because they are greedy for money, they will be very vigilant to avoid losing money. And lust must lose money, after the second mother, he lost the golden rice bowl with a lot of money, and after the third mother, he lost the silver rice bowl that rose step by step. Now holding a porcelain bowl that will break at any time, I am honestly working.

Since I started online dating, he has looked at me with affection every day, because I am no longer his bad wife, but someone else's online lover, for men, women are really someone else's good!