Chapter 604: Keep improving

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My husband said: Don't go to meet strangers alone even in broad daylight. Unless it's a place where people come and go like the current Jinshui Bridge.

He also showed me what it means to eat tofu, what it means to flirt, and what it means to insult......

I was amazed to find that I had been eating other people's tofu for decades! no one wanted to tease me!!

No wonder when I went to shake Yu's hand and asked him if he was cold, his hand would be so cold, and he was scared, thinking that I was eating tofu on purpose, right?

I see that some emotional experts even give this shameless advice to a 20-year-old girl: "It is your choice to feel passion a few times." It is better to go to the hotel, and if you have to go home, do not leave the man overnight, and do not cohabit too early. Remember: passion is easy to match, no need for fate, passion and skill can not stand the test of time. There are very few examples of one-night stands becoming one-time lovers on this planet. ”

I can't even comment on the shamelessness of this statement, even if contraceptive knowledge is now popular, just passionate matchmaking, no fate of sex, to change yourself from a girl to a woman, it's too cheap, right?

What's more, where can that passion come from? I have no interest in seeing without online dating, no love at first sight, no interest in dating, no interest in dating, how can passion arise without dating?

Women, like men, start growing wisdom teeth from the first night. Some people don't know when they started their first wisdom tooth or when the last wisdom tooth came in. In fact, the age at which the last wisdom tooth erupts is × 4, which is your normal lifespan in this world.

That said, how old you want to live is entirely up to you. Because in this country, as long as you don't wander around in the night, don't hang out in front of men in miniskirts and crop tops during the day, no one will run to your house to take your virginity.

When I first met my aunt, she didn't have wisdom teeth. Later, every time I saw her, she would say, "You've changed," because wisdom teeth are a very painful thing. At the age of 36, the last wisdom tooth went to the hospital and was cut to relieve the pain of the long germination.

In other words, if I don't get sick and have no accidents, my normal age at the end of my life is 144 years old, and if I can endure the pain and not cut my flesh to help me grow, maybe the person who was born in the last century and can live to be 150 years old is me.

Now you know how shameless those emotional experts are, right?

Some people may say, why don't you live happily for so long? But remember, if you don't know how to "recuperate," you will only live to be forty or fifty years old, and you will only be miserable.

Someone asked me how to maintain my skin, and I said to quit drinking, sex, and spicy spices. The specific state is that it can be "incontinent" or sometimes I write "refinement", which is a kind of self-cleaning ability.

Maybe a moderate ** will not be much dangerous to the body, but once there is inflammation, it will only itch and drain pus, so it is no wonder that it is not short-lived. Once you get an STD, maybe your life should start counting down immediately.