Chapter 457: Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump
On the third day, in the morning, after the three trumpets.
All the personnel of the two immortal and demon factions gathered under the high platform again, the men gathered together, and the women all stood on the periphery of the crowd, they brought it, endured the stench, and with 100% sincerity, carefully crafted a strengthened version of the golden urine talisman, waiting for the big leader of Yun Shu'er to show it, ready to burn the painting scroll, and rush out of the magic weapon.
At the beginning of the big play, in order to render the atmosphere, the finale characters have to pretend to be forced, and they are always late, and they are the last to appear.
Yun Shu'er is a vulgar and vulgar little prank, naturally she is not exempt from vulgarity, she stayed in the tent, let everyone arrive, and wait for dozens of breaths, only then did she make a shining debut under the company and foil of her father Yun Mutian and Duanmu Longyi, as well as the two bigwigs of the Immortal Demon Sect of Daddy Yun Mutian and Duanmu Long, as well as her best friend Mimi.
Yun Shu'er held her head high, calmly and slowly walked towards the high platform, along the way, her pretty face showed harmless people and animals, a charming smile in the spring breeze, very warm and friendly, and waved her hand to those fans like a star, very stylish.
Mimi looked at Yun Shu'er carefully, smiled, whispered, and said in a strange tone: "Bao'er, my little ancestor, my dear baby, my little lantern, you are really smoking from the ancestral tomb today, majestic, so beautiful, so spirited!"
Yun Shu'er waved her hand to passers-by, smiling on her face, but secretly gritted her teeth and whispered to Mimi, warning: "Old Mi, you shut up for me, now is not the time for you to slip around and pat the horse, if you are verbose, draw snakes, disrupt my plans, mess up my affairs, look back at how I clean you up!"
Mimi stuck out her tongue at Yun Shu'er, made a grimace, grinned, and stopped talking.
Yun Shu'er and Mimi jumped on the high platform, she carefully glanced at the flowers and greens in the audience, with serious expressions, silent men, women and children, a few breaths, coughed twice, cleared her throat, smiled, and asked: "Everyone, time is pressing, it is important to escape, urgent things are done quickly, gossip less, anyway, have you made all your golden urine charms for me?"
Dao Yinan and Nangong Jun are the producers of the Golden Urine Talisman, and the two of them said in unison and replied loudly: "It's done!"
Yun Shu'er glanced around and asked, "Where?"
The crowd dispersed, and a large open space was revealed under the stage, and a large water tank was placed in the center of the clearing, and the big water tank was actually a magic weapon for someone, and the magic weapon temporarily lost its divine power in this painting scroll, although the owner of the magic weapon was distressed, this was not the case, and it was forced to be unable to do so, so it could only be sacrificed as a tool for making golden urine charms.
The mouth of the large water tank has no lid, so it is so open that it is convenient for Yun Shuer to inspect.
Yun Shu'er frowned slightly, pointed to the big water tank, and asked in surprise, "Is this big water tank really filled with golden urine talismans?"
Nangong Jun nodded with a smile and said, "It's genuine, it's true!"
Yun Shu'er asked suspiciously, "Why is there no smell?"
Dao Yinan smiled: "The reason why the golden urine rune water does not smell is because we have added a large number of elixir runes to the urine, as well as the rouge gouache of the beauties, and the various smells are neutralized together, so that the smell of urine is naturally diluted and covered up?"
Yun Shu'er slapped her palm and gave a thumbs up to the knife man, laughed, and praised: "Clever! I'll just say, no matter what happens, as long as you can use your brain, you will always come up with a way to solve the problem!"
Mi Mi's thoughts flashed at this time, her expression froze, and she suddenly suggested to Yun Shu'er very seriously: "Bao'er, since the golden urine charm has no smell, then why don't you let everyone drink the urine charm, if you drink the urine charm, the body is full of urine charms to avoid fire, and even the heart, liver, spleen and lungs can avoid fire, so wouldn't the effect of avoiding fire be better?"
As soon as Mimi's suggestion was spoken, even Yun Shu'er was startled, staring at Mimi in surprise, and her heart twitched.
Oh my God! Lao Mi, you really don't think it's a big deal to watch a show, you even made such a bad trick, you are too ruthless, so harmful to others, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?
Yun Zhiwei glared at Mimi, couldn't help laughing, shook his head helplessly, and thought to himself: "My good girl, this old thing, what is this for, asking people to drink urine charms, you think of it, can you drink this thing?
Mi Mi's expression was solemn, and she continued very seriously: "Bao'er, let me ask you, is the purpose of you asking everyone to apply the golden urine talisman is to increase the heat resistance of everyone's skin and achieve the effect of avoiding fire? In this case, why don't you let everyone drink the golden urine talisman, because once the golden urine talisman enters the human body, the divine power will not only increase the heat resistance of the human skin, but also the eight meridians and blood bones in the human body can also increase the heat resistance, so that the effect of heat resistance and fire avoidance is not better!"
Mimi talked nonsense seriously, and at the end, she glared at Yun Shu'er, and didn't forget to shout suggestively: "Bao'er, think about it, think about it, see if what I said makes sense!"
The immortal and demon lords in the audience began to listen to Mimi's suggestion, and even Duanmu Longyi, Lin Yuyan and other bigwigs were startled, raised their eyebrows, their faces changed greatly, and they wailed in their hearts, crying out for bitterness.
Oh my God, are you trying to trick me? You're too ruthless, aren't you? Aren't you just trying to avoid the fire? Don't you just want to live? Are you going to put us to death and make me so embarrassed and miserable?
Those beauties listened to Mimi's advice, and seeing this situation, in order to survive, they had no choice but to drink urine, and they were so frightened that their hearts trembled, their faces were discolored, their bodies trembled, and they almost fainted.
Lin Fei people have always been spicy and bold, and her concentration is very good, she stood beside her father Lin Yuyan, not far from the big water tank, she glanced into the water tank, and saw the yellow and yellow golden urine charms in the water tank, thinking that maybe she wanted to drink this disgusting thing, her heart was shocked, her mind was dizzy, and her heart was overturned, and she almost wanted to vomit.
Lin Yuyan saw that after Lin Feiren glanced at the water tank, his face turned pale in an instant, his body trembled, knowing that he was frightened, he shook his head with a wry smile, and helped her retreat, a little further away from the water tank.
The man surnamed Lu stared at the water tank fixedly, his eyes were straight, his head was sweating profusely, his Adam's apple was wriggling, his mouth was smacking, and after a few breaths, he suddenly waved his arm, his eyes were glaring, his eyes were resolute, and he was violent, and he shouted angrily: "Hey, everyone, what is there to be afraid of, isn't it urine? Lao Lu, I once said that as long as I can survive and escape back to my hometown, let me drink urine, let me eat, and I am willing." ”
Lao Lu smiled at Yun Shu'er and shouted: "Bao'er girl, I listen to you, as long as you can help me go back alive and see my relatives, if you let me drink urine, I will drink urine, and if you let me eat, I will eat......!"
“...... Lao Lu, you, do you really drink pee?"
"Damn, if you don't drink, if you don't drink, what can you do, do you want me to wait to die?"
Lao Lu gritted his teeth, roared fiercely, that is, his tone softened, and explained: "Everyone, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, isn't it just drinking urine? When you can drink it, you just need to close your eyes, don't look at it, block your nose, don't smell it, don't treat urine as urine, but imagine urine water as a bowl of rock sugar water in summer, and then pour the bowl down, pour the sugar water into your mouth, raise your neck, grunt, drink the urine in one go, and then, then, it's fine!"
Lao Lu was talking, and at the same time, he closed his eyes and pinched his nose and raised his neck, giving everyone a demonstration, and at the end, he subconsciously smacked his mouth and wiped his lips, as if he had really drunk sugar water, looked at everyone, smiled, and praised with an exaggerated expression: "It's so sweet, it's so cold, it's delicious, it's delicious!"
Someone made a mistake, and actually teased Lao Lu at this time: "Hey, Lao Lu, look at you like this, it seems that you are quite experienced in drinking urine, you can't really drink urine before, right?"
Lao Lu's face changed greatly, his eyes showed a fierce light, he roared angrily, rushed to the other party like a mad tiger, and scolded sharply: "Damn, if Lao Tzu doesn't want to live, who wants to drink urine, I'll let you ruin me, I'll let you mess with my mind, I'll strangle you, I'll strangle you, I'll strangle you!"
"Lao Lu, Lao Lu, let go, let go, if you don't let go, Lao Zhao's neck will be broken, and he will really be strangled to death by you, strangled!"
"Lao Lu, let go, let go, Lao Zhao has always been cheap, you know, and he is still your good friend, he is joking with you, there is no malice at all, how can you take it seriously, let go, let go, if you don't let go, you will die!"
Lao Lu came back to his senses, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly let go of the fingers that pinched Lao Zhao's neck, looking at Lao Zhao, who was treated by everyone and kept coughing, he was apologetic and ashamed, just like a little daughter-in-law who made a mistake, he looked at Lao Zhao timidly, me, me, mine, my mouth squirmed, screamed, and did not say a word of apology.
After a pause,
Lao Lu was so anxious that he stomped his feet, jumped up, and complained: "Lao Zhao, don't blame me for being angry, you, you are so bad, even I don't have the courage to drink this bowl of urine, I, what should I do now, my God!"
At this time, a master stepped forward, came out to propose, and shouted in a deep voice: "Don't panic, don't be afraid, there is a wonderful way to help everyone get out of the sea of suffering, I don't know if you want to listen?"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and they looked excited, and hurriedly asked: "What! There is a good way! Old fairy, say it quickly, say it quickly?"
The high-ranking person calmed down, and after taking a deep breath, he calmly said his wonderful method: "Everyone, you are only so difficult, it is nothing more than this golden urine charm that makes it difficult to swallow, if everyone is really dirty, it is really impossible to drink this golden urine charm, everyone might as well tie up the person who takes the medicine, pour it by others, and concoct it according to the law, and after everyone has poured the golden urine charm, they can survive, isn't it wonderful!"
Some people were disappointed and secretly scolded themselves: "What is a good magic method? Bullshit magic method, speaking of which, don't you still have to drink urine!"
The vast majority of people listened to the suggestion, stunned for a moment, silent, did not object, and secretly agreed.
The beautiful woman named Fengmei was originally frightened and scared when she drank urine, but when she saw Lao Lu and others making such a fuss, her spirit was even more nervous, and she almost collapsed, she didn't care what her image was, she suddenly sat on the ground, slapped the ground with her palms, kicked her legs, cried, and howled: "...... Brother Wind Idiot,...... I don't want to live, I don't want to drink pee, I don't want to drink pee, I don't want to drink pee, I don't want to drink pee!!"
"Fengmei, what are you doing, get up quickly, senior brother is here, he will definitely come up with a way for you, don't make trouble, get up, get up quickly!"
Some beauties were infected by Fengmei, and they also cried in despair.
When Duanmu Long saw many Xuanmen disciples, because of the matter of drinking urine, he made chickens fly and dogs jumping, people turned over on their backs, and they lost all their foreign appearances and the face of the immortal family.
"Enough!"
Duanmu Long raised his eyebrows with a sword, his face sank, and he secretly used Xuanli to scold in a deep voice: "Everyone, the major events are undecided, the chaos is in place, the disputes and quarrels, what kind of system has it become, is it possible that the cultivation and bearing of those who are not afraid of danger and are safe and quiet taught by the master have been forgotten at this moment?"
Everyone listened to Duanmu Longyi's reprimand, their hearts trembled, as if they were drinking from the head, they came back to their senses and remembered their identity as immortals, this look was really inappropriate, so they straightened their makeup, stopped the noise, stared at Duanmu Longyi.
Only the beautiful woman didn't listen to the advice of her senior brother and was still crying softly.
Duanmu Longyi's expression was serious, his cold gaze swept over everyone, and he shouted in a deep voice: "Everyone, in extraordinary times, the more calm you are, and don't behave misbehaps, mess with yourself, just now Lao Mi was just a proposal, whether this matter is feasible or not, it is not yet known, Miss Bao'er has not spoken yet, should we listen to her idea first!"
Everyone suddenly remembered that there was still Yun Shu'er's high energy, this great god was standing here, and he hadn't spoken yet, as if asking for help, staring at Yun Shu'er in unison.
Everyone stared at Yun Shu'er intently, their expressions were solemn, their brows were furrowed, their fists were clenched, and they were silent.
It's no wonder they're so nervous, you must know that Yun Shu'er is the real decision-maker here, the one who makes the final decision, Yun Shu'er only needs one sentence, and the fate of whether everyone drinks urine next will be decided!