When everyone heard Yun Shu'er's idea, they were petrified in an instant, their expressions were sluggish, they couldn't move, and after a few breaths, they came back to their senses, and their brows were furrowed, and their faces changed slightly.

You Zhi is one of those who loves beauty, thinking about how embarrassed and ugly it must be to smear his forehead with stinky urine, and his face was pale and shivering, and there was a feeling that he wanted to die and have nothing to love.

Uh, oh my God, Wrapper girl, your idea is true, it's a little too ...... That's it!

Nanjiao was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Yun Shu'er, and smirked.

Dao Yinan looked at Yun Shu'er, shook his head, and smiled slightly.

Yun Zhiwei snorted, and couldn't help but laugh.

Mimi glanced at Nanjiao and Yun Zhiwei, rolled her eyes, snorted twice, and shouted in a strange tone: "Nanjiao, Dao Yinan, Yun Zhiwei, seeing that the three of you are laughing so cheaply and so happy, did you eat shit in the morning?"

Yun Zhiwei glared at Mimi, his face sank, and he was about to scold, but after thinking about it, he still held back, and ate a little loss, Mimi is a splash, and he is not Shu'er's little grinding star, so it is better not to provoke Mimi, the ancestor.

The knife man frowned, coughed twice, and ridiculed Mimi, pretending to be deaf and dumb, as if he didn't hear it.

And Nanjiao looked at Yun Shu'er intently, and continued to smirk, but he didn't hear what Mimi was saying at all.

Mimi remembered that Yun Shu'er actually came up with such a bad idea, which was too bad, but at the same time it was too interesting, in fact, it was also happy in its heart, although it scolded Yun Zhiwei, Dao Yinan and Nanjiao and others, but he also looked at Yun Shu'er and smiled, and he was also stupid.

Those who know Yun Shu'er's details, when they see Mimi, Nanjiao, Dao Yinan and Yun Zhiwei laughing, they know it and secretly think to themselves, and those who are shocked by Yun Shu'er's idea, the people who are thundering, the people who are struggling, seeing that Nanjiao and others can still laugh at this moment, it is really cheap, it is so cheap, when he landed, his head was full of black lines, and his face was confused, and in the eyes of Yun Zhiwei and others, he was surprised, confused, and a little angry!

To resist the urge to laugh, cough twice, and glance at Yun Zhiwei and the others.

Yun Zhiwei, Dao Yinan and Mi Mi looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and hurriedly stopped laughing, only Nanjiao didn't notice the reminder to leave, and was still smiling.

Seeing the unconscious appearance of Nanjiao, Mimi was angry, rushed over, and hit Nanjiao's ass with antlers, her face sank, and she scolded angrily: "Nanjiao, are you scared stupid, we fell into other people's traps, and we are about to be killed by others, you are still laughing, you can still laugh, you are so happy, did you really eat shit this morning?"

Nanjiao was caught off guard by Mi Mi and hit him hard, his butt was a little painful, he raised his eyebrows and glared at Mi Mi, but then, his eyes were gentle and he looked apologetic, because, just when he was about to get angry, he heard Mi Mi whisper to him and said a word.

Mimi scolded softly: "Nanjiao, you stupid boy, you know how to smirk, why don't you have any eyesight, you use your brain to think, why did your sister do this? If you want to dismantle your sister's platform and do a bad thing to her, then you can laugh, it's better to laugh to death!"

Nanjiao was just a little sluggish, and he wasn't really stupid, after thinking about it for a while, he understood, and he smiled, frowned slightly, and had a solemn expression, which was more serious than anyone else.

A Xuanmen disciple pondered for a moment, his eyes lit up, and he shouted, "Wrapping girl, can we use our magic weapons to protect ourselves from the fire and escape?"

Yun Shu'er still maintained enough patience for this kind of idiot-level question, and replied with a smile: "This big brother, this painting scroll is originally a magic weapon, once any magic weapon is trapped by other magic weapons, the divine power will be forbidden, now we are going to burn the painting scroll, except for those divine objects with fire avoidance skills, magic weapons with other attributes are useless!"

When the beauty lovers heard Yun Shu'er's words, they were really desperate, they looked at each other, wailed, and stomped their feet and shouted: "Ah! What should we do? Is there really no other way? Can we really only smear those ...... on our bodies? Can a stinky thing escape for your life?"

"Senior Brother Wind Idiot, I don't paint those, I don't paint those...... , the body is dirty, smelly, disgusting, uncomfortable,...... You want me to smear all that filth,...... I—I'd rather die!"

"Oh, Sister Fengmei, it's better to die than to live, love beauty is important, how can life be important!"

"I don't, I don't, I don't, don't smear those filthy things if you kill me!"

"Oh, Fengmei baby, life matters, things are expensive, at this moment, don't you be so picky?"

"I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't, I don't, I don't!"

"Senior Sister Fengchi, Senior Sister Fengmei is so willful, she doesn't enter the oil and salt, she listens to you the most, if you say something, you can persuade her!"

"Senior Brother Wind Idiot, don't pay attention to her, if she keeps being stubborn, then let her be. Isn't she a lover of beauty, and when she is burned into a pinch of black coal, you will make a beautiful box out of gold, and put her ashes in a good place, and then put them on display in the temple, won't it make her even more satisfied?"

“...... Senior sister, how can you talk like that? How can you do this to me? Daddy told you to take good care of me, is this how you take care of me? Don't you care if I live or die?"

"Who doesn't care if you're dead or alive? Are you here to make a fool of yourself and show off, can you die yourself?"

"You're ............!"

"Senior Sister Fengmei, I'm not in the mood to mess around with you here, I'll give you two choices, the day after tomorrow, you can either smear urine and run away with us, or let the fire burn you to death, be a dead person, you choose for yourself!"

“...... I, I'd rather burn myself than smear that stinky stuff on my face, I don't, woo woo ......!"

Nanjiao listened to the conversation between the three fellow disciples, staring at the little girl named Fengmei as if he had seen a monster, and he didn't understand the other party's thoughts and persistence in loving beauty and abandoning his life.

A young lady from Xuanmen, with a deflated mouth, looked at Yun Shu'er, with a bitter expression, and asked timidly: "Sister Bao'er, can we not avoid the fire without this disgusting method?

"Yes, there is!"

Yun Shu'er smiled and nodded, that is, his expression was narrow, and he shouted loudly to the people in the audience: "Everyone, this crude idea just now is just my own nonsense, and it is not accurate, if you come up with any good alternatives, you might as well say it for everyone to refer to, but don't think about it for too long, because the enemy will not give us time, let us break the situation calmly!"

Duanmu Long thought for a while, and said: "Everyone, the time is limited to a pillar of incense, the fire is extinguished, if you haven't come up with an alternative, then, let's listen to the Bao'er girl, and follow the Bao'er girl's method to avoid the fire and escape!"

Everyone nodded, so they racked their brains and tried their best to find a decent way to avoid the fire, but after thinking about it like this, it hurt to think about it, and in the end, it seems that in addition to Yun Shu'er's disgusting method, it seems that according to the current environment and their own conditions, there really is no other decent way to avoid the fire.

After the time passed, those beauty lovers did not come up with an alternative, so they had to smile bitterly and shake their heads, their expressions were discouraged, depressed and sad, and their eyes looked at Yun Shu'er blankly, no longer being irritable, and were willing to obey Yun Shu'er's orders.

Yun Shu'er looked at everyone's somewhat depressed appearance, and asked knowingly, "Everyone, haven't you come up with an alternative?"

The straight-talking man surnamed Lu was impatient again, and the urn screamed angrily: "Oops! My aunt and grandmother, you are so smart, the method you came up with is naturally right, just with our pig heads, how can we come up with a better way than you, my Lao Lu is a rough person, I don't like to think about problems, and my head hurts when I think about problems, so I listen to you everything, as long as you can help me successfully get out of danger and return to my homeland in Zhongzhou, don't say let me pee on my forehead, you just let me eat on Lao Lu, I am also willing!"

Someone laughed and shook his head.

Several elegant and beautiful women listened to Lao Lu's vulgar words, and squinted at Lao Lu with disdainful eyes, making a vomiting motion.

Lao Lu stared at the other party, raised his eyebrows, and shouted fiercely: "Little Niangpi, why are you looking at Lao Tzu like this, Lao Tzu's words are not rough, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die, so Lao Tzu is willing to pee, what, you are stinky and beautiful, then when the time comes, don't you smear feces and pee on your face, let the fire barbecue suckling pig?"

Live well, who wants to die?

Before the end of the mountain, as long as you can live, no one wants to die, even if you love beauty.

Those who were still despising Lao Lu just now, listening to Lao Lu's reprimand, it was as if they had been hit by a critical blow from an eight-hundred-pound hammer, they were speechless, so angry that they almost vomited blood, and they wailed secretly, their faces were gloomy, and their momentum was pinched, and they lost their innocence in an instant.

Alas, think about it carefully, Lao Lu's words are indeed rough, if it really comes to that point, in order to survive, someone will really eat, who told us all want to live!

"Bao'er girl, I don't want to die, I want to live, as long as I can get out of danger safely and return to my hometown, I will listen to you for everything, if anyone disobeys your arrangement and is still here to twitter, I Xiao Yi will smash his dog head now!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I don't want to die, I also want to live, I listen to you, if anyone opposes you, I will smash his dog's head!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I also listen to Bao'er girl, if anyone opposes Bao'er girl, I will also stone him to death!"

Many people stood up and stared at the beauty-loving little lady in solidarity with Lao Lu.

Yun Shu'er smiled indifferently and shouted: "Everyone, since you have not found a replacement for my golden urine talisman fire avoidance method, then, act according to my idea, you are now ready to collect golden rune water, collect fire-avoiding elixirs and runes to start making golden rune water, wait until the rune water is successfully made, three days later, let's prepare to burn the magic weapon and start running for your life!"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Yun Shu'er instructed again: "Ladies and gentlemen, women's physique is different from men, and the water source of the golden rune water is limited to men, so women are exempted from this kind of thing of collecting golden rune water!"

Those women were embarrassed and ashamed because they wanted to collect their own urine, listening to Yun Shu'er's words, it was tantamount to being pardoned on the death penalty field, and there was a feeling of salvation, secretly relieved, with a smile on their faces, and they were so excited that they almost jumped up, and they wanted to shout long live to Yun Shu'er.

The men could only shake their heads helplessly, some of them were careful, but they were a little confused, thinking in their hearts, women belong to yin and water, and their ...... If you add materials, it's not the one that is more than the man who is yang and fire...... Is it better to avoid fire?

Although these careful men had doubts about Yun Shu'er's idea, they didn't dare to put it forward, because at this time, any question or objection from anyone to Yun Shu'er would be cutting off everyone's way of life and offending the anger of the public.

Yun Shu'er saw that everything had been decided, so she went back to sleep in the tent.

Inside Yun Shu'er's tent.

Mimi, Nanjiao, and Yun Shu'er, the three living treasures, saw that Yun Shu'er hid the fire avoidance beads and did not use them to avoid fire, but they skillfully coaxed everyone to make some golden urine charms, and made such a big movement, my obedient, Shu'er little ancestor, she is going to be a demon!

They wanted to know the mystery in advance, their hearts were itchy and uncomfortable, so they followed Yun Shu'er, sticking to it like a dog skin plaster, and couldn't get rid of it.

Mi Mi crawled in front of Yun Shu'er's couch, threw a wink at Yun Shu'er, smiled cheaply, her voice was gentle and sweet, and she said in a whisper: "Oh!

Yun Zhiwei crawled in front of Yun Shu'er with a dog from the southern suburbs @ style, his eyes were shining, his face was excited, and he asked:

"Bao'er, tell me quickly, are you going to rectify the mountain, that old man is old and bad, and he always wants to trouble you?"

According to my guess, you made such a big move, definitely not just to deal with the Misty Mountain, but to put down all the people who had made a difficult time on the Aiju Mountain, Qiu Huaici!"

Mimi smiled and exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Wow puppet! If this is the case, my wrap is careful, then your ambition is really quite big!"

Yun Shu'er is indeed a little tired after this rush, and she really wants to sleep, in addition, the heavenly machine must not be leaked, leave some suspense, and the story will be more interesting!

Yun Shu'er opened her eyes, didn't squint, and said lightly: "Get out!"

Yun Zhiwei's expression froze, his finger pointed at him, his mouth squirmed, and he shouted in surprise: "I ......!"

Mi Mi smiled, yin and yang weird, gloating: "Tsk! Yun Zhiwei, Lao Mi, I teach you this on weekdays, don't be too sincere, pay attention to proportion, talk to people when you meet people, talk about ghosts when you meet ghosts, this is the way to survive, no, talk to people's hearts, make people angry, I'm going to drive you, I advise you not to be bored here, leave quickly!"

Yun Shu'er raised her eyebrows, her jade face was cold, she glared at Mimi, and scolded in a deep voice: "Get out!"

Seeing Yun Shu'er turn her face, her eyes showed a fierce light, her heart was timid, her expression was stagnant, she pointed at herself with a deer's hooves, her mouth squirmed, and she asked in surprise: "I ......!"

Yun Shu'er raised her head suddenly, glared at Mimi and them, slapped the bed board violently, gritted her teeth, and shouted angrily:

"I, want, sleep, sleep!!"

Yun Shu'er's roar stopped, and after a glance, she was stunned, Mimi, Nanjiao and Yun Zhiwei were already frightened, and they were running away with a whoosh.

Yun Shu'er saw that these annoying guys like flies were finally driven away, she breathed a long sigh of relief, her eyes closed, her head slammed on the mattress, and in an instant, she fell asleep, making a slight sweet snoring sound.

For a while.

Mimi sneakily poked her head into the tent, sneaked a glance, and saw that Yun Shu'er was indeed asleep, retracted her head, lowered her voice at Yun Zhiwei, and said with a smile: "People are really tired and asleep, let's go!"

Mimi and Yun Zhiwei left Yun Shu'er's tent.

On the way, Mi Mi bared her teeth and smiled, with a flattering look, and looked at Yun Zhiwei, her voice was gentle and sweet, and she asked in a snort: "Oh!

Yun Zhiwei saw Mimi's ghostly appearance, it was expected that nothing good would happen, her heart trembled, goosebumps all over her body, she glanced behind Mimi, her expression was stunned, and she exclaimed in surprise: "Shu'er, didn't you sleep? Why did you get up again?"

Mimi hurriedly turned around, there was Yun Shu'er, it thought about it, and hurriedly turned back, at this time, Yun Zhiwei had already swished, and ran away.

Mimi was stunned for a moment, drooping her face, bored, in a daze, came back to her senses, ran to the tent in the southern suburbs, and said to herself angrily:

"Yun Zhiwei, you stupid girl, pig girl, crazy girl who doesn't know what to do!

My old honey doesn't eat people, and it doesn't hurt people, look at you scared, run faster than a rabbit, my old honey jade tree is in the wind, graceful, people love people, flowers bloom, is the first handsome deer in the sky, am I so terrible?

Haven't I been so cranky, so I can't sleep at night, and I want to talk to someone?

Hmph! Yun Zhiwei, you don't accompany Lao Tzu, forget it, Lao Tzu has some people who like it, and some people accompany him, well, who am I going to?

Hehe! la-la, la-la.........!"