Chapter 508: Big Sycophant (Super Funny!)

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In an instant, a blood-red raven fluttered and flew from the west with its wings fluttering.

The blood crow flew straight to Yun Zhiwei, glared at Yun Zhiwei, and shouted menacingly: "Who is who, who said they wanted to eat me, who said they wanted to eat me, ghost girl, is it you?"

Yun Zhiwei carefully watched the blood crow flip, strange and excited, and asked with a smile: "Southern suburbs, is this bird the blood crow you said in your mouth?"

Nanjiao nodded and said with a smile: "Yes!"

"Who is it? Who is it? Who is going to eat my flips, who is going to eat my flips? Who is it?"

In a burst of angry rebukes, a shadow ran from the west, and the shadow rushed in front of Yun Zhiwei, spun around, and suddenly stopped.

Mimi's eyes widened, staring at Yun Zhiwei, angry, and asked viciously: "Yun Zhiwei, are you saying that you want to eat my flips? Are you saying that you want to eat my flips?"

Yun Zhiwei saw that Mimi was coming, this is an ancestor, no one can afford to mess with him, his face changed several times, he was frightened, he hurriedly smiled, waved his hand, shook his head and shouted: "It's not me, it's not me, it's not me!!"

Flipping over and shouting angrily: "Little girl, you didn't say it, who said it, who said that!!..................?"

Bad attitude, very arrogant!

Mi Mi flipped over and shouted angrily at Yun Zhiwei: "Little girl, you didn't say it, who said it, who said it, !!............who said it?"

Yun Zhiwei didn't dare to provoke Mimi, the ancestor, he was forced to be helpless, in a hurry, he didn't have time to think about it, pointed his finger at Yun Shu'er, and shouted in a panic: "It was she who said it, it was my sister who said it!"

Yun Shu'er saw Yun Zhiwei's kind of operation that pushed her out and was shot, and there was no discipline, and her head was full of black lines, her face was confused, and she was stunned, and after a few breaths, she relieved herself.

Yun Shu'er thought for a moment, smiled awkwardly at the flip, nodded, and said timidly: "Flip over the adult, I'm joking, joking!"

Flipped over and was stunned, flew to Yun Shu'er, stared at Yun Shu'er fixedly, was stunned for a moment, and suddenly asked Mimi: "Old Mi, can this beautiful sister scold?"

Mimi's face changed greatly, and she quickly shook her head and shouted, "Can't scold, can't scold, can't scold!"

Flipping through the pages and asking, "Why?"

Mi Mi rubbed her head on Yun Shu'er's leg a few times, looked up at Yun Shu'er, and said with a smile: "Flip, her name is Cao Bao'er, she is Qiu Huaici's heart and liver baby, the person we love to live in the mountain, our little ancestor, and our dear baby Wannian little lantern, how can we scold our own people!"

Yun Shu'er's thoughts flickered, and she was secretly amused.

Lao Mi, I am your ancestor, and your baby 10,000-year-old lantern is true, but when did I become an overturned ancestor again, kiss the baby 10,000-year-old little lantern?

This flip has just come, and it has not yet entered the mountain of Aiju Mountain, you have a left mouthful of us, a right mouthful of ours, so affectionate, this change is too fast!

Hey, it seems that this blood crow must have been fooled by Mimi's clever mouth, and it has completely become its little help!

Flipping and nodded, nodded at Yun Shu'er, smiled kindly, and said in a very, very gentle voice: "Sister Bao'er, it turns out that you are our person who loves to live in the mountains, since you are your own person, I like you so much, if you really want to eat me, then you can eat me, it is best to add a few herbs, stew me in soup, it will be very replenishing after eating!"

Yun Shu'er thought that flipping would have a bad attitude towards Yun Zhiwei, who knows, flipping actually has no temper at all, and in order to please her, he is willing to give up his life, this great spirit of sacrifice is really touching!

Yun Shu'er hurriedly shook her head and smiled: "Flip over, you are so cute, so cute, how can I be willing to eat you, I just eat myself, and I won't eat you!"

Flipping through and hearing Yun Shu'er's praise, she was really happy, she was excited, flew back to Mimi's body, stood on Mimi's head, and shouted with a smile: "Lao Mi, what you said is right, Sister Bao'er is really super smart, super beautiful, super cute, she is the best and best person in the world, I really like her when I see her, I like it so much, I like it so much!"

It was too explicit to flip over Yun Shu'er's sycophants, and even Yun Mutian and the others couldn't help laughing when they heard it, and shook their heads secretly.

Yun Zhiwei saw this kind of differential treatment attitude, and the reversal came too quickly, making her expression stiffen, her head was infarcted, her face was confused, and she felt aggrieved in her heart!

Mom! This is really close to Zhu and close to ink black, how long has this little bird stayed with Lao Mi, how can he become so shameless, so snobbish, really watching the food and eating, watching people talk, I am as beautiful as Sister Shu'er, the same smart, the same cute, how can this treatment be so different?

There is no heavenly reason, there is no heavenly reason, there is really no heavenly reason!

Dao Yinan smiled, transmitted his voice to Yun Zhiwei's secret words, and said with emotion: "Zhiwei, the rivers and lakes are too big, the background is too deep, and there are ancestors everywhere, you still have to be careful when you speak in the future, don't be stunned by these guys, like a fool, you know!"

Yun Zhiwei looked at the blood red all over his body, and he was cute and cute, he liked it in his heart, and he was deeply touched, and nodded with a smile: "Yes! You are right, you are really teachable today, teachable!"

Flipping and lowering his head, he lowered his voice, and asked secretly, "Old honey, how was my level of sycophants just now?"

Mimi said: "It's a little worse than me, but the progress is fast, the future is immeasurable, not bad!"

After listening to Mimi's comments, she was very satisfied, grinned, and looked proud, that is, she asked in surprise: "Lao Mi, I don't understand, why do you want me to pat Cao Bao'er's ass?"

Mimi said: "Because Bao'er is a real gangster!"

rummaged and scolded: "Cao Bao'er doesn't know spells, big guy fart!"

Mimi said: "As long as Qiu Huaici is standing behind Bao'er, she is the big guy!"

Flipping through and asking, "Qiu Huaici, is he really powerful?"

Mimi nodded and said, "Swordsmanship and spells, both inside and outside, the first in the world, unparalleled in the world!"

Flipping over the bar, he expressed his dissatisfaction, cut a sound, and said: "If Qiu Huaici is really the first in the world and unparalleled in the world, then why does he still ask my master for help?"

Mi Mi asked rhetorically: "Flip over, your master is skilled, his eyes are above the top, and he treats the world as nothing, but Qiu Huaici opened his mouth to ask him for help, but he was frightened, and immediately agreed to all Qiu Huaici's requests, and did things for Qiu Huaici, do you know why?"

Flipping his head and saying suspiciously, "I don't know!"

Mimi smiled: "Because Qiu Huaici is a big guy, in the face of such a big guy, your old master must sell Qiu Huaici's face, and even please Qiu Huaici!"

Rummaging through it, he suddenly realized, nodded his head, and said, "So that's the case!"

In order to deepen her impression and be more convincing, Mimi asked, "Flip through, if Yun Zhiwei wants to meet your old master, will your old master personally meet Yun Zhiwei?"

Glancing at Yun Zhiwei, he shook his head without hesitation and said, "No!"

Mimi asked, "Why?"

Flipped: "My old master is very busy, how can a small character like Yun Shu'er who has no identity deserve to be received by my master, isn't that a waste of time?"

Mi Mi said: "Zhao! Just because Qiu Huaici is a big guy, your old master will respond to Qiu Huaici's requests and please him in every way!"

After flipping over and letting out a long sound, he suddenly realized: "So that's the case!"

Mi Mi turned over the bitter heart, slowly induced, and taught the way of survival:" Flip over, you have to be clear, no matter who you are, no matter how big your ability is, but, if you want to mix well in the rivers and lakes, and be the king, you must make friends with a lot of the big guys, and there must be a lot of big guys standing behind you, because the strength is weak and can't be opened, and the flame is high, in many cases, those big guys will be the Bodhisattvas who save you from suffering, they will be your thugs, they are your supporters, you know!"

After flipping through the half-understood, he sighed and asked: "According to what you say, Qiu Huaici is the real boss on the rivers and lakes, in order to mix in the rivers and lakes, there are five people and six people, I must take refuge in Qiu Huaici, the big guy, and Cao Bao'er as Qiu Huaici's beloved apprentice, I am flattering Cao Bao'er is also taking refuge in Qiu Huaici!"

Mimi smiled and nodded, and praised: "Yes, smart! Flip over, you still know how to associate, touch the bypass, it's really teachable!"

Flipping through the praise of the boss, my heart blossomed, I grinned, and shouted happily: "Lao Mi, how do you know everything, why are you so powerful?"

Mimi raised her head, looked arrogant, and exclaimed without modesty, "Because I'm smart!"

Flipping through and nodded hurriedly in agreement, it glanced at Yun Shu'er and asked, "Can I go and pat Bao'er's ass now, and tie Qiu Huaici?"

Mimi nodded and said with a smile: "Of course you can, you can do it at any time, and you have to be enthusiastic, sincere, and natural, and the others you want to shoot are happy, happy, hot-headed, and dizzy, you know?"

Flipping and nodding, his wings flapped, and he flew in front of Yun Shu'er, looked at Yun Shu'er, took a few breaths, and sighed heavily.

Yun Shu'er stretched out her arm, let Flip stand on the back of her hand, and asked with a smile: "Flip baby, why are you sighing, who bullied you?"

Flipping through and staring at Yun Shu'er carefully, there seemed to be saliva in her mouth, and she praised in a very cute voice: "Sister Bao'er, your eyes are so beautiful!"

Yun Shu'er smiled and asked, "Really?"

Flipping through and nodding, he said very sincerely: "Sister Bao'er, your eyes are really good-looking, like gems, very bright!"

Yun Shu'er listened to the praise of flipping, and was really happy, and shouted with a smile: "Thank you, thank you for flipping!"

Yun Zhiwei glanced at it, and secretly cursed in his heart!

flipped through and then praised: "Sister Bao'er, your eyebrows are so beautiful!"

Yun Shu'er nodded with a smile and asked, "My eyebrows are also good-looking?"

Flipping over and nodding, he said very sincerely: "Sister Bao'er, your eyebrows are really good-looking, just like willow leaves, very delicate!"

Yun Shu'er nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you, flip it, your mouth is so sweet!"

Yun Zhiwei scolded shamelessly in his heart.

flipped over and over, praised: "Sister Bao'er, your nose is so beautiful!"

Yun Shu'er thought it was too interesting, smiled, and said, "My nose looks good again?"

Flipping over and nodding, he said very sincerely: "Sister Bao'er, your nose is really good-looking, just like a glance at chopsticks, very beautiful!"

Yun Shu'er nodded and said with a smile: "Thank you, thank you for the compliment!"

flipped through the vow to carry forward the spirit of flattery, and continued to praise: "Sister Bao'er, your lips are so beautiful!"

At this time, everyone felt that flipping over Yun Shu'er's ass with no effort seemed to contain some kind of purpose, and the purpose was very impure, so they looked at it with strange eyes.

Yun Zhiwei grinned, and whispered to Yun Shu'er: "Shu'er, if you have nothing to do, you will either be a traitor or a thief, this little bird seems to have a ghost in her heart and has bad intentions, you don't want to be taken to the ditch by its sycophants!"

Yun Shu'er nodded, and said with a smile: "Flip, how can my lips look good?"

Flipping over and nodded, he said very sincerely: "Sister Bao'er, your lips are really good-looking, just like flower buds, bright and dripping!"

Yun Shu'er nodded with a smile and snorted.

flipped over and then kept pestering Yun Shu'er, there was nothing else to say, just kept doing this:

"Sister Bao'er, your face is so beautiful!"

"Sister Bao'er, your fingers are so beautiful!"

"Sister Bao'er, your clothes are so beautiful!"

"Sister Bao'er, your shoulders are so beautiful!"

“............................................................!”

Yun Shu'er saw that she was so enthusiastic, she was really persevering, and she wanted to carry out the spirit of patting the sycophants to the end, she started with a smile on her face, slowly smiled awkwardly, and later, she had a wry smile!

Yun Shu'er was really convinced and scared in the face of this operation, but there was no way to do it, who called it a little bird, and it was also a casual naïve and ignorant baby bird!

Annoying, annoying, really annoying!

Yun Zhiwei saw Yun Shu'er looking at the smiling flesh that turned over the skin, and he was so happy that he almost fell to the ground with laughter.

After a moment, flipping over and continuing its god-level operation, it stared at Yun Shu'er's high chest and praised: "Sister Bao'er, your breasts are so beautiful!"

Yun Shu'er was stunned for a moment, came back to her senses, her face turned crimson, she couldn't bear it, she glared at Mimi, and scolded sharply: "Old Mi, hurry up and call your little heel gang, and teach it how to pat it well!"

Mi Mi was so happy that tears came out, and she was grinning her teeth desperately to endure it, seeing Yun Shu'er suddenly mad at it, she knew that Yun Shu'er was angry and didn't dare to slack off.

Mimi's expression froze, she ran to the other side, and shouted at the flip: "Flip, hurry up and come over to me!"

Flipping and flying to Mimi, with an excited face, unfulfilled intentions, and hurriedly asked: "How's it, how's it, how is it, how is my sycophant?"

Mimi smiled wryly and scolded softly: "What a fart!"

Flipping over Zhengxing's head, he was splashed with a plate of cold water on Mimi's head, stunned, a little displeased, and asked aggrievedly: "What's wrong?"

Mimi's expression softened, and she smiled: "Flip, you're slapping your ass too hard!"

Rummaging through the flocks, he asked, "What's too hard?"

Mimi smiled: "Flip, let me tell you this, if you are cold and want to bake the fire, although the flame can warm you, but if the flame is too big, it may also burn you." ”

After flipping through the half-understanding, he asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

Mimi sighed and said: "Flip over, patting sycophants is a very profound knowledge, you are a child who is shallow, you can't learn it for a while, you follow me, I will teach you slowly in the future!"

Flip over and nodded, oh.