Chapter 509: Cute Pet Fight (Fun!)
Mimi really fulfilled her promise to flip, and she sincerely wanted to be a good teacher, and along the way, she kept teaching her the art of slapping horses and flattery.
Mi Mi smiled: "Flipping, slapping horses, flattery, this kind of ability, easy to say, difficult to say, carefully speaking, it is divided into three realms: upper, middle and lower!"
Flipping through the diligent and studious face, he looked excited, and hurriedly asked: "Tell me, those three realms, those three realms?"
Mimi smiled: "I'll talk about getting off the camera first:
The so-called undercamera, which is a leather mirror, refers to the fact that when you pat yourself on the back, the language is blunt, the technique is rough, the shallow and explicit is obvious, and the intention is obvious, which makes people feel embarrassed and unhappy in front of everyone, and it backfires;
The so-called middle mirror, that is, the bone mirror, refers to the time when you slip your beard and shoot the horse, you can observe the face and color, adapt measures to local conditions, and have a clever tongue like a spring, just right, which can make the person being photographed comfortable and happy, and be willing to eat it;
The so-called photogenic, that is, the mirror, that is, you have to pay a certain amount of effort, have a good relationship with the person you are shooting, gain the trust of the other party, as long as you establish an intimate relationship and feelings with the other party, you will not show her what she likes, and please in every way, so that in the future, what do you need for him (her) in the future, the other party is not dissatisfied with your requirements, happy, willingly run for you, and serve you!"
Flipping through the ears, his eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Old honey, I want to learn to be on the camera with a whisker and a horse, I want a mirror of flattery, hurry up and teach me, hurry up and teach me!"
Mimi smiled and nodded, so she encouraged its three-inch incorruptible tongue, showed its ability to pretend to be a ghost, and desperately flipped through it, and for a while some so-called tricks of slapping sycophants were said to be in the sky, covered by clouds and mountains, so that the simple flipping through and listening was confused and novel.
Because I don't understand, I am convinced of Mimi's words, because I don't understand, so I feel more and more that Mimi's wisdom is outstanding, and her Taoism is profound.
Alas, the so-called charlatans are the kind of Mi Mi who is rambling, well-organized, spittle-splashing, and mouth-hanging!
Alas, the so-called ignorant teenager is to turn over this kind of unworldly, curious and enthusiastic, unthinking, and convinced!
Mimi and flipping, one teaches people, the other is diligent and studious, along the way, the two of them chatter crookedly, laughing and talking non-stop, very happy and happy!
Because he was busy learning the skills of flattery and flattery with Mimi, and learning the way of survival, he didn't have time to deliberately please and flatter Yun Shu'er, which saved Yun Shu'er a lot of troubles!
Yun Shu'er saw that Mimi was always talking about some crooked ways along the way, and seeing that she was not around, she saw the opportunity and knocked on Mimi's head to pop chestnuts.
Yun Shu'er glared at Mi Mi and scolded in a deep voice: "Lao Mi, the so-called adult's misconduct, bringing bad children, turning over is just a child, but you are an adult, you should set an example and teach it the correct way to be a human being, how can you talk nonsense to it all day long?"
Mimi bared her teeth, smiled, and defended: "Bao'er, I didn't think about teaching bad flips, I was just joking with flips, everyone is joking, it can't be true!"
Yun Shu'er had a gloomy face, and said with a warning: "Lao Mi, turn over the child's heart, naïve and ignorant, although you are a joke, but he takes it seriously, if I hear you say some improper truths to you in the future, I will send a message to Qiu Huaici when I turn around, and ask him to take you back!"
The person who is most afraid of Mimi is Qiu Huaici, because Qiu Huaici is not only strong, but also very smart, if Qiu Huaici wants to clean up someone, soft and hard, he will always come up with a way, secondly, Mimi likes to walk the streets and alleys, wandering around, looking for happiness everywhere, if it does not go out for three days, it will have sore bones, uncomfortable, and sick.
............... (Honey meditates and breathes, except for retreats!)
Mimi heard the threat in Yun Shu'er's words, and hit its soft underbelly at once, and was stunned for a moment.
Mi Mi thought about it, that is, her head rubbed against Yun Shu'er's calf, grinned at Yun Shu'er, and begged softly: "Bao'er, Bao'er, Bao'er, I was wrong, I know I was wrong, I will never talk nonsense in the future, please don't tell Qiu Huaici about my grievances, okay?"
Yun Shu'er nodded and said, "As long as you don't instill those crooked ways into the overturn, I can give you a chance!"
Mimi nodded, and hurriedly promised: "No, no, I will never tell those thick black ways of survival in the future, and if I want to talk about it, I will only tell it some kind and simple, loyal and faithful truths, so it's okay!"
Yun Shu'er nodded and said, "It's pretty much the same, so that it looks like an elder!"
Later, I flipped through and asked Mimi for some principles of how to behave in the world, and Mimi talked about some wisdom, faith, etiquette, righteousness and benevolence in front of Yun Shuer, but behind her back it was a set of thick black interests, which really brought the spirit of yang and yin and not forgetting the original intention to the extreme!
Yun Mutian, Yun Shu'er, Yun Zhiwei and the others in order to prevent this from being plotted again, they circled left and right on the road, made a detour, and continued to rush home.
A few days later, in the Mogen Mountains, south of Brimstone City.
"Help, help, help!"
Suddenly there was a frightened scream in the distance.
"Not good!"
Mimi was gossiping with Yun Shu'er, hearing the screams, her face changed greatly, she screamed, and hurriedly flashed, and the deer was already miles away.
After a few breaths, there was the sound of honey and tumbling scolding in the distance, and correspondingly, the roar of a tiger and the hissing roar of an unknown animal, and among these sounds, there was also a rumbling sound like an earthquake.
"It's not good, Mimi and these two guys must be in trouble, and they are fighting with others again!"
Yun Shu'er's face changed greatly, and she screamed, and the whip slammed at the black flame horse's ass, the black flame horse was in pain, roared, and in an instant, it was a hundred meters away, rushing in the direction of Mi Mi and the overturn, spreading the four hooves, it was a wild run.
Yun Mutian patted his daughter, jumped up, flew into the air, chased after Yun Shu'er, and shouted in fright: "Shu'er, you wait, wait for us, be careful of being ambushed by others!"
Dao Yinan, Yun Zhiwei and the others hurriedly flew or galloped wildly, chasing Yun Mutian's father and daughter.
In a moment, everyone saw from a distance that Mimi was leading the way to a formation on a small hillside, sometimes in front of and behind, sometimes left and right, and behind her, she was closely chasing a spotted white tiger and a giant white snake.
Mi Mi ran a few steps, suddenly turned around, inhaled and closed her abdomen, and opened her mouth to spit at the spotted tiger that was about to catch up, and a ball of Xuanli light shot out of her mouth, smashing into the tiger.
The tiger was in a hurry, and was suddenly attacked, and he was not in a hurry to dodge, so he could only watch the ball of light smash into his head.
Seeing this, the giant snake swung its tail and rolled its tail forward, blocking the tiger and protecting the white tiger.
With a loud bang.
The ball of light smashed into the serpent's tail impartially, but it did not cause any damage to the other party except for a spark.
Seeing that her killer Xuanli Light Ball couldn't hurt the giant snake, Mimi screamed in a strange tone: "Oops! Such a hard scale armor, it can't even blow up my Xuanli Light Ball, it's really not easy!"
Most snakes love to eat birds, so snakes are one of the nemesis of birds.
I flipped through and saw the giant snake with white skin and red eyes, red fangs, and an upright upper body, like an optimus pillar, the style was very scary, and I was scared, standing on Mimi's head, and shouted in panic: "Lao Mi, Lao Mi, this poisonous snake is very powerful, very powerful, not easy to provoke at all, let's not fight with it, run, let's run!"
Mimi hurriedly grinned, and comforted softly: "Flip, my dear baby, my ancestors, my 10,000-year-old little lantern, with my old honey to protect you, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"
Rummaging over and screaming, with a crying voice, screaming: "Lao Mi, people suffer from a phobia of ugliness, this python looks so ugly, ugly to death, I see it disgusting, I'm really a little scared!"
Mimi's thoughts flashed rapidly, and she had an idea in an instant, so she lowered her voice and told her how to break the enemy.
After listening to Mimi's plan, he asked suspiciously, "Lao Mi, do you, your strategy really work?"
Mi Mi jumped around the body of the giant snake and kept circling in circles, avoiding the pursuit of the tiger and the snake's mouth, and said with a smile: "Of course it works!"
Flipping through and sneaking a glance at the giant snake, he saw that the giant snake was spitting blood-red letters, revealing its scimitar-like fangs, opening its mouth, like a bottomless hole, and was constantly chasing them, wanting to devour them, and was really afraid and scared in his heart, his body trembled, and he shouted in fear: "Old honey, you won't, you won't trap me, right?"
Mi Mi bared her teeth, smiled gently, her voice was soft, and she shouted: "Flip, my dear baby, my heart, my 10,000-year-old little lantern, you are so smart, beautiful, well-behaved and cute, I like you too late, how can I be willing to pit you and harm you, so you just go forward bravely and give it a go!"
Mi Mi comforted and encouraged to flip over, that is, her eyes glanced at the giant snake, saw the opportunity, and shouted: "Flip, the opportunity is here, hurry up, don't hurry up!"
Flipping over didn't want to attack the giant snake, but it didn't want to lose face in front of the boss, and was despised by the deer, so it listened to Mimi's constant urging, hesitated slightly, and actually turned its heart sideways, flapped its wings, and suddenly flew towards the snake slowly, screaming in a strange tone, provoking:
"You ugly damn poisonous snake, at this moment, you still dare to come and chase us, overturn the master, I am about to perform a secret technique now, suck your soul, look at the move!"