Chapter 147, Again Attack the Buddha

Early the next morning, Zhang Mingxuan turned over and got up, and ran out after breakfast, and Li Qingxuan immediately followed as soon as his eyes rolled.

Zhang Mingxuan stood in front of the water and land festival stage and looked at Xuanzang with a smile.

Xuanzang, who was lecturing on the scriptures, also caught a glimpse of Zhang Mingxuan, the corners of his eyes jumped twice unconsciously, and there was a sense of uneasiness in his heart.

Li Qingxuan quietly walked behind Zhang Mingxuan and asked in a low voice, "What do you want to play?" There was both faint expectation and excitement in his tone.

Zhang Mingxuan looked around, and the corners of his eyes lit up and said, "You come with me." ”

It's going to be something again!

Li Qingxuan excitedly followed Zhang Mingxuan towards a restaurant next to the street.

The shopkeeper greeted him with a smile on his face by the door: "Please two of you!"

Zhang Mingxuan said: "What about your shopkeeper?"

The shopkeeper was surprised for a moment and looked towards the counter.

A little old man with two mustaches at the counter smiled and hugged his fists and said, "The old man is the shopkeeper of the store, what do you have to say?"

A money ticket appeared in Zhang Mingxuan's hand and said, "Buy you a table!"

The old man was suddenly confused, and it was the first time he had seen him buy a table in a restaurant. He smiled: "Childe has gone to the wrong place! I am a restaurant, if you want to buy a table, please walk a mile to get there." ”

Zhang Mingxuan raised the money ticket in his hand and said with a smile: "It's really not for sale? 500 Wen!"

The old man was stunned for a moment, and immediately shouted, "Sell! Why don't you sell! I'll move the table for you." ”

Immediately ran out of the counter, five hundred wen! enough to buy five tables.

Zhang Mingxuan slapped the money ticket in his hand at the old man and said, "The money is given to you, and we will move the table." ”

He gestured to Li Qingxuan and said, "Come and move the table with me." ”

Li Qingxuan pursed his lips and said, "Don't do it, you move it yourself." ”

Zhang Mingxuan looked at Li Qingxuan's reluctant expression, yes! This eldest lady can't command anymore, let's do it yourself!

He stepped forward with a smile, lifted a table with two table legs and walked out.

Li Qingxuan walked close to Zhang Mingxuan's side and asked curiously, "What are you buying a table for?"

Zhang Mingxuan smiled mysteriously and said, "You'll know in a while." ”

Li Qingxuan muttered: "Inexplicable!"

Under the surprised gaze of everyone on the street, Zhang Mingxuan put the table opposite the high platform of the water and land puja, and jumped to his feet and stood up.

Xuanzang's uneasiness in his heart became even stronger, and the two rows of monks below glared at Zhang Mingxuan angrily.

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and hugged his fists and said: "I am not talented, I have also practiced with a master for a period of time, walked through the red dust, experienced all kinds of life, and pointed people to enlightenment and relieve people's sorrows. ”

Li Qingxuan looked at Zhang Mingxuan suspiciously, what are you doing?

Rulai also always paid attention to the water and land puja, and Zhang Mingxuan's appearance immediately made his brows jump twice.

The Jade Emperor was lying on the dragon chair, holding a bottle of fairy jade wine glass in his hand, watching the water and land puja leisurely tasting, and seeing Zhang Mingxuan's appearance, the Jade Emperor immediately showed a look of good play.

Hearing what Zhang Mingxuan said, the Jade Emperor was surprised and said, "He has also cultivated Buddha?"

Before the festival, the believers looked at Master Xuanzang and then at Zhang Mingxuan, what is the situation? Xuanzang also looked at Zhang Mingxuan in surprise.

An announcement also sounded in the TT group, the latest Buddhist story is shocking, and people are enlightened!

The queen looked at her phone in surprise and said, "Buddhist stories?" clicked into the video area, and sure enough, there was a live broadcast room.

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said, "Buddha!" He snorted and clicked in, but I wanted to see how you made my old Sun enlightened.

Zhang Mingxuan coughed and said: "One day, a young man asked the Zen master: I am often bullied, and I can't straighten my spine and be a man.

The old Zen master smiled and took out a snake.

Young Dawu: Do you want me to be able to bend and stretch like a snake?"

Zhang Mingxuan paused, his expression strange.

Xuanzang nodded and smiled, this story is quite zen!

The believers below are also suddenly aware that the Zen master is really profound in Buddhism.

The Jade Emperor frowned unhappily, is this a good offer to Buddhism?

The old Zen master replied with a smile: Whoever bullies you, put this thing in his bed...... nest!"

Poof~ A handsome young man in white with untidy clothes and slightly messy hair on the side of the road snorted and laughed, looking at Zhang Mingxuan and laughing.

A dark-looking and honest person next to him said unhappily: "Brother Taibai, you sprayed me." ”

Taibai patted his companion's shoulder and laughed: "The last twist is so funny, I really thought it was a Buddhist story!"

The Jade Emperor also snorted, and a mouthful of immortal brew spurted out, laughing!

Xuanzang looked at Zhang Mingxuan with a smile, as if he had been hurt by 10,000 points, how could I believe that he would tell Buddhist stories well?

The believers below also looked at Zhang Mingxuan blankly, saying that the good people are enlightened?

A little monk on the side of the street twitched his lips and said to the old monk, "Master?"

The old monk ignored him, staring ahead with wide eyes, as if he had seen something incredible.

The little monk also looked at it suspiciously, it was a young man with a sword on his back! After carefully looking at Zhang Mingxuan a few times, could it be an acquaintance of the master?

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong was also stunned for a moment, laughed, shook the Five Elements Mountain, and shouted: "Good ~ good ~ good Buddhist story!"

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "I'll tell you another Zen story!"

Xuanzang's eyes jumped as soon as he heard Zhang Mingxuan tell the Zen story, and he immediately spoke loudly about the scriptures.

Zhang Mingxuan smiled proudly and said: "The young man asked the Zen master: I am desperate for life because my wife took all the money away.

The Zen master took out an axe and cut off the table.

The young man said thoughtfully, "Is the Zen master trying to break the fear in front of me?"

Hearing this, Xuanzang's heart trembled, it won't be so simple.

Sure enough, Zhang Mingxuan continued: "The Zen master said: If you don't have money, you still want to talk to me! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you to death!"

"Hahaha~" There was laughter below, and more and more people were attracted to it, looking at Zhang Mingxuan expectantly.

Taibai patted his companion on the shoulder and laughed, "You look funny!"

The corners of his companion's mouth twitched.

In the deep palace, Li Shimin held his mobile phone and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This bastard is messing around again, but... It's really interesting. ”

The queen was also amused, she giggled, she hadn't been so happy in a long time.

If you come and sigh, it makes it difficult for me to do it!