Zhang Mingxuan continued: "The young man asked the Zen master: Everyone says I'm ugly, am I really ugly?

The Zen master took a glass of water and poured it on the young man's head.

The young man was puzzled: You mean, I wash my hair every day and it's not so ugly?

The Zen master replied: "Ugly to the point where the water is more flowing, and raising a glass to pour ugliness is even uglier." ”

The people below were stunned for a moment, and it took a while to react, and there was another burst of laughter.

The black man next to Taibai said to Taibai in surprise: "Brother Taibai, this is your poem?"

Taibai smiled and straightened his waist and said: "I didn't expect my poems to have this meaning, ugly to the point that the water is more flowing, and the toast is ugly and ugly, interesting!

Xuanzang sighed slightly, stood up and said, "I'll also tell you a Zen story!"

Everyone looked at Xuanzang curiously, and Zhang Mingxuan also looked at it with a smile and said no more.

Xuanzang twisted the rosary beads, smiled and said: "When Shakyamuni Buddha traveled to the Bodhisattva path in the past, he met a hungry and thin vulture, and was urgently chasing a tame and kind pigeon. ... As soon as the vow was completed, the muscles on his body really returned to their original state. ”

The believers below were all moved and praised.

Zhang Mingxuan raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll continue."

The young man couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he asked the Zen master: Master, I often have insomnia, what should I do?

The Zen master closed his eyes and pointed his finger at the wall of the meditation room.

The young man looked at it, and a white wall came into view, and the wall was blank and there was nothing else.

After pondering for a long time, the young man suddenly realized: Does the master mean that you must abandon the distracting thoughts in your heart and have nothing to think about in order to fall asleep?

The Zen master shook his head and was furious: I mean fuck me out!

"Hahaha~"

The crowd laughed back and forth, and then suddenly thought of those enlightened masters in their hearts, are they also tricks?

Xuanzang raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll tell you a story about the nine-colored deer sacrificing himself to save his life!"

The two of them told the story one by one, on the one hand, the Zen legend of Buddhism guiding people to goodness, and on the other hand, the hilarious poisonous chicken soup, competing against each other on the street.

The whole street was surrounded by people who came to see the excitement, and the laughter spread far and wide. half

After the ring, Xuanzang sweated a little, and there are only those famous stories in Buddhism, which are not many.

Zhang Mingxuan still looks proud, fortunately, he didn't see it less before!

"Sell robes, sell robes!" a voice silenced the commotion of the street.

An old monk and a young monk walked in with a scepter and a robe.

Zhang Mingxuan looked at these two people, and his heart jumped, Guanyin!

Xuanzang also let out a sigh, looked at the old monk, and said, "How much is your robe worth?"

The Bodhisattva smiled and said, "The robe costs five thousand taels, and the tin staff costs two thousand taels." ”

Xuanzang was surprised: "It's so expensive?"

The Bodhisattva said, "There are good and bad things about robes, there are places where you want money and there are places where you don't need money. ”

At this time, a team of guards ran in separately from the crowd and said loudly: "Your Majesty has a decree, Master Xuanzang, sell the old monk in the robe!"

Xuanzang bowed his head and said, "The little monk obeys the order!"

Zhang Mingxuan looked at Xuanzang, the old monk left with a team of guards, jumped down directly from the table, and said to Li Qingxuan: "Let's go!" and immediately ran towards home.

Li Qingxuan followed up and asked curiously, "What are you running?"

Then he excitedly said, "What you just said is so funny!"

The two ran back to the bookstore, and Zhang Mingxuan immediately closed the door and said, "Do you know who that old monk is?"

Li Qingxuan asked curiously, "Who?"

Zhang Mingxuan popped out of his mouth and said, "Guanyin!"

"Ah!" Li Qingxuan exclaimed in surprise and said, "What is she doing in Chang'an?

He smiled and said, "Don't the poor have no money to eat?"

Zhang Mingxuan rolled his eyes, heartless guy, your wife is in danger.

Zhang Mingxuan sat behind the counter, took out his mobile phone to find a friend, typed in a message and said, "Cheng Chumo, where are you?"

Cheng Chu replied silently: "Crying! Where else can it be? In the academy! The new dean is too strict!"

Zhang Mingxuan was surprised: "You have changed the dean?"

"Yes! I heard that Mr. Fang was in various government offices and posted documents in a disorderly manner, which caused the hundred officials to be angry and was dismissed and went home. Laugh!"

Zhang Mingxuan smiled awkwardly, he didn't have time to pay attention to this little matter now, and said, "Give me General Cheng's TT number." ”

Cheng Chumo: "Confused, what do you want the old man's TT number for?"

Zhang Mingxuan: "It's useful! Hurry up!"

Cheng Chumo immediately passed over a TT number, Zhang Mingxuan looked it up, the Demon King of the Mixed World! This name is really appropriate! The other side immediately agreed.

Demon King of the Mixed World: "Invincible little domineering?Zhang Mingxuan!"

The invincible little bully said: "Smiling face, it's me!"

Demon King: "Laugh, the story you just told is funny. ”

The invincible little bully said: "General Cheng, where are you now?"

Demon King of the Mixed World: "In the Xuanzheng Palace." ”

The invincible little bully said: "Can I play with my mobile phone in front of the emperor?"

In the Xuanzheng Palace, Cheng Yanjin hid behind a big pillar, looked at the mobile phone of his mobile phone and smiled and typed: "You care about me!"

Zhang Mingxuan smashed his mouth, he really couldn't care about it.

Hurriedly typed, "What's going on inside now?"

Demon King of the World: "What's the situation?"

The invincible little bully said: "The situation of selling robes!"

The Demon King of the Mixed World: "I'm talking, what the old monk said is really mysterious!"

After a while, the Demon King of the Mixed World: "Damn! It's Guanyin!"

Zhang Mingxuan walked out of the door and saw a huge Guanyin Dharma standing high in the sky with a colorful glow, and there were seven Buddha wheels behind his head.

The people of the entire Chang'an were fanatically bowing to Guanyin.

Li Qingxuan and Li Qingya appeared beside Zhang Mingxuan.

Li Qingxuan pursed his lips and said, "I'm blind." ”

Li Qingya looked at Guanyin solemnly and said to Li Qingxuan: "Shut up!"

Guanyin smiled slightly at Zhang Mingxuan and the others, and the figure rose into the air and disappeared.

The entire Chang'an continued to boil after Guanyin disappeared, and the people shouted excitedly and kowtowed.

Zhang Mingxuan had been waiting in front of the door, and soon after he saw Xuanzang passing by in front of the door on a tall horse under the escort of two teams of soldiers, and looked at Zhang Mingxuan a few more times.

Zhang Mingxuan shouted into the room: "I'll come when I go!" After speaking, he cast a trick on himself, and then he rose into the air and followed Xuanzang from afar.

Xuanzang walked out of the city gate, stepped onto the avenue, and galloped on the wide road, and both teams of soldiers also rode horses to follow left and right.

"Donor, what do you want?" a voice sounded behind Zhang Mingxuan.

Zhang Mingxuan hurriedly looked back, only to see that it was Guanyin Muzha standing on top of the auspicious clouds, looking at himself.

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "I've seen Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Guanyin nodded and said, "What do you call Daoyou?"

Zhang Mingxuan's eyes moved, he really needed a majestic Dao number, he usually didn't feel anything wrong, but now when dealing with these immortals, he always feels that a dwarf is inferior without a majestic Dao number!

Said: "This god is free and the god is free"

Guanyin nodded and said, "I've seen a fellow Daoist!"