Chapter 622, the third great saint of madness
In the inn on the Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong and said in surprise: "Brother Monkey, is your golden hoop stick used like this?"
Sun Wukong also looked confused. ~with~dream~small~say~ัww~suimะตng~com
Monk Sha also said: "Senior brother, do you quietly say that you love you for 10,000 yuan every time?"
Tang Sanzang exclaimed in surprise: "Doesn't that mean that the poor monk can also use the golden hoop stick? โ
Zhu Bajie also instigated: "Take it out, take it out, let my old pig try it too." โ
Sha Wujing also looked at Sun Wukong expectantly.
The white dragon horse snorted twice and looked at Sun Wukong, a pair of horse eyes showed disappointment, there was no camera of me, so sad t_t
Sun Wukong immediately retorted and shouted: "Nonsense! โ
Tang Sanzang urged: "Take it out and try it!
"Who...... Who has a weak heart. โ
Sun Wukong slowly took out the golden hoop stick, and felt nervous for a while, the golden hoop stick would not really have this shameful setting, right? I haven't tried it myself! Could it be that my old grandson's stick has been played wrong for so many years? I don't want to shout such a shameful slogan every time!
I can't help but be nervous that Sun Wukong is not nervous, and the vast majority of people in the Bitter Love Tree thought that it was gone, only those who fell into the desperate love of immortals were struggling to pursue it, and what was the result?
Sun Wukong's hand shook, the golden hoop stick suddenly became bigger, and he fell to the ground with a bang, went to the floor, and let go of his hand.
The corners of Tang Sanzang's eyes twitched twice, and he felt distressed in his heart, didn't this plagued monkey know how to be lighter, and he was going to lose money again.
Tang Sanzang then rubbed his hands with anticipation, stepped forward with a lewd smile, stroked the golden hoop stick and said affectionately: "Love... Love you 10,000 yuan!"
The golden hoop rod did not move.
Sun Wukong, who was standing on the side, let out a long breath in his heart, fortunately, the festival was still there.
Tang Sanzang was unwilling to shout: "I love you 10,000 yuan! I love you 10,000 yuan!"
The golden rod did not respond.
Tang Sanzang let go of the golden hoop stick in his hand in disappointment, looked at the ugly Yue Meiyan on the screen and said, "I love you for 10,000 yuan!"
The golden rod swept with a golden light, and all the shrimp soldiers and crabs fell to the ground screaming, and then turned into a strange ship and sped away on the sea.
Tang Sanzang was disappointed with Sun Wukong and said, "Wukong, your golden hoop stick is fake, right?"
Sun Wukong grabbed the golden hoop stick with one hand and lifted it violently, held it in his hand and became smaller, inserted it into his ear and said: "My old grandson, this is the real golden hoop stick, and the movie is fake." โ
Tang Sanzang muttered, "It's better to be fake!"
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Master, what do you want to say about such a beautiful heroine as Yue Meiyan?"
"Hiss~Ang~" The white dragon horse next to him also scattered his hooves, let out two hearty neighs, and looked at Tang Sanzang with teasing eyes.
Tang Sanzang said expressionlessly: "Wujing, if the horse is disobedient, lead him to the stable." โ
Sha Wujing immediately responded: "Yes, master!"
The white dragon horse immediately bowed his head and was obedient and silent.
Tang Sanzang said earnestly: "The Dharma body has no image, and it should be formed by green bamboo." If you are ignorant, you will appear to the yellow flower. It is not the yellow flower and green bamboo, but the Dharma body. Therefore, the scripture clouds: The true Dharma body of the Buddha is like a void, and the appearance of objects is like the moon in the water. If the yellow flower is prajna, it is also ruthless, and if the green bamboo is the dharma body, the green bamboo can still be applied. โ
I don't understand? Sun Wukong shook his head blankly, what did this monk say?
Tang Sanzang said with a Zen smile: "The red face and white bones are all vain, the verdant bamboo is full of Dharma bodies, and the lush yellow flowers are nothing more than ordinary ones. Since it's all false, why bother?!"
Sha Wujing praised from the bottom of his heart: "Master is so profound!"
Sun Wukong "cut" and looked at the screen, this monk still has some meaning.
Tang Sanzang also looked at the screen, tears streaming down his heart, the poor monk also wants to be a beautiful heroine! Even if it is vain, the poor monk also hopes that it will be a mirror flower, at least pleasing to the eye, who makes Zhang Gongzi not satisfied? What can I do?
On the screen, Tang Sanzang and Yue Meiyan sat in a weird golden cabin, lingering in the mountains and lakes.
Yue Meiyan paddled the water with her hand and pretended to be enchanting and said, "What's the matter? We're running away now, can you feel a little good?"
Tang Sanzang covered his face and cried and said, "Why do you want to run away?"
Inside the inn on the West Road Road, the corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched twice, the image of a poor monk!
The audience in front of the mobile phone all laughed, are all monks like this?
Bibotan, the family of the Princess of All Saints is also in the main hall, sitting in a chair, looking at the screen.
The hydra laughed and said, "Little cousin, I didn't expect you to look like this." โ
Snake Twilight's face turned red, and he whispered, "This is the request of the Divine Monarch. โ
The hydra nodded and said, "I know! But you're so cute~"
The old dragon king laughed and said: "I didn't expect that there were two celebrities in my Bibotan, and now it can be regarded as a relationship with Tianmen Mountain, and the people from the West Sea have come to the door, and we also have room to turn around." โ
Princess Wansheng smiled and said, "I heard that the Divine Monarch doesn't like Buddhism, so why don't you give this relic to the Divine Monarch as a pearl of the night! โ
"No!" the nine-headed insect shook his head and said, "In this way, the Divine Monarch will suspect that we are calculating him, but it is not beautiful." โ
Snake nodded in agreement.
Princess Wansheng smiled: "Then we can only keep it ourselves." โ
Several people continued to look at the video, smiling and glancing at the snake from time to time, the young master of the Black Water Snake Clan still has such a cute side, which is really rare.
In the picture, Tang Sanzang said seriously with tears: "My mother is really hard to find!" and then wiped his tears and said: "No way, I have to go to Da Lei Yin Temple to move the rescuers." โ
Yue Meiyan was surprised and said, "Wow~ You're going to go to the boss and turn yourself in!"
Tang Sanzang wiped his tears, looked at Yue Meiyan and said, "I, Tang Sanzang, am standing straight and black and white, different from you, what am I afraid of?"
Yue Meiyan nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, so ruthless, I'll accompany you." โ
Tang Sanzang warned: "When you arrive at the Great Lei Yin Temple, you must not talk too much, everything is up to me." โ
Yue Meiyan turned around and hugged the golden bow of the boat, touched the hull of the boat and said, "This time we are going to Lingshan, but I don't know the way, can you take us?"
The hull of the golden hoop rod began to deform, two wings stretched out from the side, the bow of the ship became sharp, slightly bent downward, and extended out one after another curved golden pillar-like things, fixing the two of them, and the tail erupted blue flames, soaring into the air.
Tang Sanzang let out a panicked cry: "Ah!"
Yue Meiyan shouted: "Don't be so unproductive!โ|'oโฒ|โๅท~~~~"