On the way to the west, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and shouted in annoyance: "Waste, waste, who is this person who plays my old grandson?

Zhu Bajie reminded: "Senior brother, this should be filmed like this at the request of the owner of Xiaoyao Island." ”

"Senior brother?!" Sun Wukong said anxiously: "My old grandson is the protagonist, how can he be arrested? ”

Zhu Bajie didn't care and said: "An-la, An-la, I'm not going to be caught too, old pig? It's not a big deal, just get used to it." ”

Sha Wujing said sincerely: "Senior brother, I don't think this protagonist is you, it seems to be a master!"

Tang San was overjoyed on the side, the three apprentices were arrested, the protagonist must be a poor monk, oops~ Zhang Gongzi is so polite, he actually let the poor monk be the protagonist, and the poor monk must have found the scriptures, and then influenced the demons through the scriptures, thus saving the world, how can he still be a little embarrassed?!hehehehe~

Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor was stunned and said: "This protagonist doesn't seem to be Sun Wukong! ”

The Queen Mother said with a smile in her eyes: "It seems that Tang Sanzang's love robbery is so interesting." ”

Chang'e next to her also smiled and said, "Niangniang, what kind of story do you say this will be?"

The Queen Mother chuckled and said, "I can't guess! ”

The Jade Emperor chuckled and said, "Just look at it." ”

Inside the screen, Tang Sanzang was tied to a golden hoop stick, shuttling between the flowing clouds, and shot down on a riverside with a bang, and was caught back to the cave by the monsters by the river.

In the evening, beside the bonfire, Tang Sanzang was lying on the ground with a golden hoop stick, surrounded by a group of monsters.

"There was a fool who fell today. ”

A female monster said: "It's not a fool, it's a lover, it's the Monkey King." ”

"How do you know?"

"Didn't you see that he had a vajra rod stuck in his body? ”

"Oh~ Could it be that he is the one who fell in love with Fairy Zixia five hundred years ago..."

The banshee said obsessively: "Love Saint!"

"Ah~" The onlookers let out a scream of excitement.

"Bell!" With a bang, a banshee wielded his claws and intersected with the banshee's crutches.

A banshee said disdainfully: "Love saint? It's just a joke." ”

The banshee said angrily: "You know a fart, women are most fascinated by this kind of man." ”

With a smile, he looked at Tang Sanzang obsessively and read out the classic line: "If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to this girl!" twisted his waist and said shyly: "I love you!"

The screams rang out again, and a banshee on the other side said with tears stained: "If I have to add a deadline to this relationship, I hope it will be ......"

All the banshees chanted together: "Ten thousand yuan! ten thousand yuan!ah~ah~" The screams of excitement kept ringing out.

On the way to the west, Zhu Bajie said enviously: "Brother Monkey, you have made a lot of money, love saint! ”

Sun Wukong said unhappily: "My grandson is a Monkey King, so it is not rare to see any love saints, and my old grandson has never been a love saint." ”

Tang Sanzang grinned, the protagonist was that he didn't run away, and he restrained his emotions and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, this is your fault, Zhang Mingxuan's reputation specially created for you, how can you live up to it?"

Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Whoever loves wants it, my old grandson is the Monkey King!"

Ding Ding Ding mobile phone sounded, Sun Wukong took out his mobile phone and looked at it, quietly glanced left and right, the avatar of a woman in white was flashing, the name of the note was Bai Jingjing, click on the message.

Bai Jingjing: (_?) ☆ I didn't expect you to be a love saint?

Monkey King: No, no. My grandson has been fighting before, and he doesn't have anyone he likes at all, it's all slandered by his junior brother, don't get me wrong.

Bai Jingjing: (〃▽〃) What if people want you to be a love saint?

Monkey King: Then I am your love saint o(n_n)o.

Bai Jingjing: ?^▽^?

Sun Wukong put away the mobile phone and said: "Is it the pursuit of my grandson to love children, the place of Zhan Tiandou shows the true character of a man, and the words of love and sainthood should be talked about in front of my grandson." ”

Tang Sanzang and the three of them nodded again and again, but they didn't dare to tease again, for fear that this monkey would make a mistake.

On the top of the Shushan faction of Tianmen Mountain, Qi Lingyun watched the video in his room, and said to himself with a smile: "Is this what he said about undertaking "Journey to the West"? It's a completely different story!"

Thinking of his own affairs, Qi Lingyun was upset again, and reason told him that he should forget him, and he should not leave delusions, but he always can't forget, just like the lyrics in "Jiangshan Snow", swinging a sword to slash the obsession but losing to look back!

In the next plot, Tang Sanzang was detained by Yue Meiyan, and was made to die by the talkative and narcissistic Yue Meiyan.

The audience in front of the mobile phone saw Tang Sanzang's tragic scene, they all laughed, and their hearts were happy, you are a tuberculosis monk today, but it is also difficult to accept Yue Meiyan's appearance, how can you look so ugly? This can't be the heroine, right?

Then Tang Sanzang found that the princess Yue Meiyan in the stone egg, the princess sleeping in the fluorescent, under the backdrop of Yue Meiyan outside, looked even more beautiful, which made people's eyes shine.

After that, the dryad attacked, and the youkai outside suffered heavy casualties, and the flames burned brightly.

The Dryad's subordinates found the place where Tang Sanzang was imprisoned, Yue Meiyan picked up the golden hoop stick and resisted, banging and banging, but it was very powerless, if it weren't for the Dryad's subordinates being restricted by the cave, the two would have died long ago.

Tang Sanzang shouted loudly: "You can say that you love you for 10,000 yuan!"

Yue Meiyan knocked on the golden hoop stick and shouted hard: "You scoundrel." ”

"I beg you. ”

Yue Meiyan was crushed to the ground by the tree demon and shouted, "I love you for 10,000 yuan!"

The golden rod trembled violently, and a golden light swept out from the golden hoop stick, and with a thud the dryad was knocked away and slammed into the mountain wall.

The golden hoop rod took Yue Meiyan around the sky, and Yue Meiyan shouted loudly and uncomfortably: "Stop!

Tang Sanzang came out of the corner and shouted, "I don't love you anymore!"

The golden hoop stick did not react, and continued to rotate, Yue Meiyan stopped!

Tang Sanzang said to himself: "It turns out that only what the person who holds it says is useful. "I don't love you anymore!"

Yue Meiyan, who was spinning rapidly, shouted, "You have no conscience. I said that if I love you, I won't change, we people in the cult ......"

Tang Sanzang said helplessly: "I know, I didn't let you tell me, I let you tell the stick!"

"That's pretty much it, I don't love you anymore!"

The golden hoop stick moved and was quiet, and Yue Meiyan fell to the ground with a pop.