Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Shenjun's eyes are like torches, and the actor who played my old pig also fully demonstrated my old pig's handsomeness." ”

Sha Wujing couldn't help but say: "Actually, playing me is not bad, it's much better than last time." ”

On the screen, the shouting inside the sand car city was non-stop, and outside Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were posing with all kinds of coquettish POSS, flowers were scattered on the city, and men and women dressed in the style of the Western Regions came out to sing and dance.

Tang Sanzang stood surrounded by a group of women, also carrying a wreath, bathed in the rain of flowers, shaking his shoulders and twisting his waist and jumping up.

In the distance, Sun Wukong said in disbelief: "Won't it?!"

Zhu Bajie didn't care and said: "Singing and dancing is his job!"

......

In the inn on the way to the west, Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Monk, you still have such a skill, jump and take a look." ”

Tang Sanzang had an expression like eating, and said: "This is not a poor monk, slander, this is slander, when did the poor monk sing and dance with a woman?"

Inside the Heavenly Court Yao Pool, the Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Interesting, this Tang Sanzang has some meaning." ”

The Queen Mother also smiled: "Xiaoyao really didn't disappoint me, and once again opened my eyes." ”

Tai Bai Xing's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he said regretfully: "It's another scripture, and in the end, it should still be Buddhism." ”

Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled, "That's not necessarily! The Divine Monarch hates Buddhism very much, and it is impossible for him to propagate Buddhism." ”

Tai Bai Xing shook his head and said: "He set up a biography for Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong is still the protector of Buddhism in the end, and in the final analysis, it is actually the Buddhist family that benefits." ”

The Jade Emperor didn't care and said with a smile: "It's good to watch, it should be interesting." ”

Xitian Da Lei Yin Temple, if you look at the scene of Tang Sanzang singing and dancing in the video, the corners of your mouth twitch, you can't hold back your laughter, you can clearly "see" the entire Lingshan with a sweep of your thoughts, I don't know how many Arhats and Bodhisattvas laughed when they saw this scene.

In the movie, night falls, and in a large hall, Sun Wukong can be seen kissing the pillar and whispering.

Then Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who was dressed in strange clothes, walked in.

Sha Wujing looked at Sun Wukong curiously and said, "Senior brother, what are you staring at the pillar?"

Sun Wukong said heavily: "Someone once told me that if you don't want to tell the secret to others, you should find a hole and say it, and seal it with mud after you finish speaking." ......" Hearing this, many viewers in front of the mobile phone nodded, well!

“...... I was going to tell this hole, but who knows if I didn't open my mouth... I was bitten by a centipede. Sun Wukong turned his head, and his two lips were swollen like two sausages.

The audience in front of the mobile phone was stunned, and they all let out a burst of laughter, sausage mouth, do you want to reverse it like this!

In the inn on Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie also laughed.

Zhu Bajie couldn't close his mouth with a smile, patted Sun Wukong's shoulder and said: "Sausage mouth, senior brother is sausage mouth." Hahaha~"

Sun Wukong shouted unhappily: "My old grandson has copper skin and iron bones, let alone a little centipede, even if the five poisons become demons together, how can they break my old grandson's skin?!"

Tang Sanzang also laughed with tears in his eyes, and said, "Wukong, don't care about these details, it's all fiction, just have fun." Hahaha~"

In the Tang Chang'an, Li Shimin also smiled and said: "It's very interesting, it's very interesting, although it's a little illogical, but it's very interesting!" said thoughtfully: "Find a hole to say?"

In the next plot, Sun Wukong noticed that there were monsters, and suddenly rushed out, and the people in Shache City on the other side gathered together, picked up weapons and gathered towards Tang Sanzang, and through the dialogue, he also knew that there were monsters who caught the children of the whole city, so he came to blackmail them and let them catch Tang Sanzang.

At the moment when they surrounded Tang Sanzang, there were ripples in the air, and Sun Wukong flipped out of the air with a heel, and landed in front of Tang Sanzang with a bang and shouted: "Bold!"

The golden hoop stomped on the ground, and the mountain shook with a thud, and a ripple spread out from the ground, and the humans with weapons in their wakes screamed and rolled in a gourd.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also walked out of the air with weapons and shouted, "Master!"

......

Inside the inn on Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong sourly and said, "It's better to take Wukong from Shenjun! ”

Sun Wukong said angrily: "My grandson didn't protect you, you were already eaten by monsters." ”

Tang Sanzang said aggrievedly and in a low voice: "You yelled at me again, you see how good Wukong's attitude is in the movie." ”

Eh~ Sun Wukong has a black line on his head, it's good to be able to protect you, what more respect do you need?!

On the Hanging Island, Jin Yang opened his mouth and exclaimed: "Wukong is so powerful, he can fight so many people." ”

Zhang Mingxuan said with a smile: "There are even more powerful ones below!"

In the picture, Sun Wukong raised his stick, tilted his head and said, "You dare to harm my master?"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly beckoned and said, "Wukong, did you forget that Master told you not to lose your temper?" Looking at Sun Wukong and persuading: "Wait for the master to go out and subdue the demon with virtue, right?!"

Sun Wukong pursed his lips and tried his best to endure his impatience.

"Long-winded~" Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzang impatiently with a nine-toothed nail rake and said: "Mother-in-law and mother muttered all day long, verbose~"

"Wu Neng!"

As soon as the camera turned, Tang Sanzang was already standing at the front, facing the people holding the murder weapon, and said with a smile on his face: "I know that you have prejudices against the master, but I am full of confidence now, see me go out to influence them." ”

With a sincere smile, he turned his head and said, "Everyone... Friends in Shache City..."

The words fell, and after a few bangs, Tang Sanzang's eyes were filled with tears, and he said, "Friend!"

Turning her head to look at the old woman behind her who was trembling with one hand, she said, "This knife is thrown around and can't be shaken, it's ugly, right?!"

As soon as the body moved, you could see knives, daggers, and meteor hammers stuck in the body on the screen.

The audience in front of the mobile phone all laughed, this chattering Tang Sanzang is so familiar, it is still the same taste as before.

In the Heavenly Court Great Thunder Yin Temple, the Jade Emperor laughed and said, "If Tang Sanzang is really like this, he will be relieved." ”

Yao Chi also chuckled and said, "This Tang Sanzang is much more interesting than the golden cicada. ”

In the next plot, the dryad appeared and Sun Wukong had a big battle, the dense little dryads were overwhelming, and many dense phobic viewers in front of the mobile phone were scared for a while, and Sun Wukong also summoned disciples and grandchildren, a big battle.

In the end, Sun Wukong and the tree demon fought in close arms to the earth-shattering, shattering the mountain peaks, smashing the earth, Sun Wukong was defeated, and at the last moment, Tang Sanzang was sent out with a golden hoop stick, Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Wujing were captured.

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