Li Qiufeng was raised by Humpty Dumpty since he was a child, and knew that although his master was funny by nature, spoke and did things informally, and was fond of drinking, his martial arts were unfathomable, and he was also very proficient in astronomy, geography, and the hundred schools of thought. Moreover, he is extremely wise and thoughtful, and he is not afraid of danger and chaos. Li Qiufeng has never seen his master so embarrassed since he was a child, and he was surprised and funny in his heart.

The old man took a bowl of hot water and handed it to Humpty Dumpty, and said, "Brother Liu, it's not a shame for you, even if Feng'er knows, what's wrong?"

Li Qiufeng said: "Master, what happened? Could it be that the Three Eyes through the Sky can escape from Master's palm?"

The old man said "Huh", glanced at Li Qiufeng, and then looked at Humpty Dumpty, and said, "Ah, it turns out that you didn't tell Feng'er about this!"

Humpty Dumpty took the bowl in the old man's hand, drank all the bowl of water in one go, then wiped his mouth, smiled bitterly, and said, "This is the shame of my life, how can I casually talk about it to others? ”

The old man smiled slightly and said, "What kind of shame is this? Feng'er is not an outsider, Brother Liu, you think too much." ”

Humpty Dumpty saw that he was vomited on the ground, his face was slightly apologetic, and he said to the old man: "Fang is too out of shape, please don't be surprised by the old gentleman." ”

The old man smiled and said, "Brother Liu, you and I haven't seen each other for more than a year, why did you become such a mother-in-law and mother when you went to Chongqing Mansion this time?" he said this, paused slightly, and then said: "You master and apprentice sit for a while, and I'll go find a broom to clean up." ”

After the old man left, Humpty Dumpty said to Li Qiufeng: "Forget it, I'll tell you about it." It's better for me to say it than for someone to tell you. ”

It turned out that Humpty Dumpty threw the drunk "Three-Eyed Tongtian" monkey king who was so drunk that he "didn't know anything about monkeys" to the ground, hurriedly picked up the wine jar with both hands, gently checked it, and heard the sound of "bang dang dang" from the wine jar. Humpty Dumpty was overjoyed, and thought that it was fortunate that the beast had not waited for the wine to finish, and fell drunk on the stone table, and at last left some wine for himself. When he thought of this, how could he bear it? He immediately held the jar to his lips and poured the wine from the jar into his mouth.

It's just that he can lift the wine jar, but he smells a fishy smell. Humpty Dumpty was annoyed, only that these wild monkeys had a disgusting smell on them. The cave is located on the top of the mountain, and it is always cold in spring, summer, autumn and winter, so that he can use it to store food. Even after a few months, the food does not rot. Today, the cave has been ruined by this group of wild monkeys, and I am afraid that it will have to be carefully cleaned and ventilated for half a month to eliminate all the stench.

Humpty Dumpty was thinking about it, and the wine in the jar was already flowing into his mouth. It's just that as soon as the wine is in your mouth, what you taste on the tip of your tongue is not the aroma of the wine, but a strong fishy smell rushing into your brain. Humpty Dumpty secretly thought that something was wrong, and with a push of both palms, he threw the wine jar more than two feet away, and hit the cave wall. I only heard a loud "click", and the wine jar had already fallen to the ground in pieces.

Humpty Dumpty only felt that the fishy breath in his mouth was disgusting, and in the blink of an eye, he had already guessed a rough idea. After sneaking into the cave, these wild monkeys found two jars of wine, and opened the jars and drank them. The Monkey King's "Three-Eyed Heaven" monopolized a jar of wine, and the monkeys did not dare to compete with it, so they could only run to grab another jar. These two jars of wine were brought to him by a friend of Humpty Dumpty from Yunnan, and the wine was rich in aroma, but the stamina was great. This group of wild monkeys didn't know how powerful they were, although dozens of monkeys drank a jar of wine, and each monkey didn't drink much, but they were all very drunk. A dozen monkeys drank less and were able to stagger out of the cave, but after walking not far, they were drunk and fell on the side of the road. The rest of the monkeys did not even come out of the cave, and fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.

The Monkey King was extremely strong with three eyes, and he drank most of the jar of wine, and saw the rest of the wild monkeys fall to the ground one after another, and he was reluctant to put down the jar. It was only then that the wine rushed to the top of his head, and the monkey began to spread wild, and he did not know how much urine he sprinkled in the wine jar, but in the end he was so drunk that he lay down on the stone table and fell asleep, but his two paws still hugged the wine jar. Humpty Dumpty rushed into the cave, feeling sorry for the two jars of wine, and just wanted to take a quick sip to quench his cravings, but he didn't expect that the jar was actually the urine of the monkey, and he took a big sip in a daze.

Humpty Dumpty said this, Li Qiufeng couldn't help but laugh out loud. Immediately realized that it was disrespectful to the master, so he had to forcibly hold back, and his face turned red.

At this moment, the old man pushed the door and walked in, with a broom and ash hopper in his hand. When Li Qiufeng was embarrassed, when he saw the old man entering the house, he hurriedly stepped forward, took the broom and the ash bucket, and said, "Uncle Huang, you always sit down and rest, let the little nephew clean up." ”

The old man was not polite, handed over the broom and ash bucket to Li Qiufeng, then sat on a stool, and said, "Brother Liu, since you have already paid homage to the mausoleums of Second Master Guan, Third Master Zhang, General Fu and others, what are your plans for the next step?"

Humpty Dumpty said: "At the beginning of September, I have been to the mausoleums of General Fa, General Ma, General Huang, General Zhang and others. I plan to return to Chengdu tomorrow with Feng'er, pay tribute to the tomb of Emperor Zhaolie and the tomb of General Zhao, and then turn back to Qingcheng Mountain, even if this year's things are busy. ”

The old man nodded and said, "It's really hard for you to travel thousands of miles for a sacrifice every three years." ”

At this time, Li Qiufeng had already cleaned up the filth on the ground, and was about to send it out of the house with a broom and an ash hopper. The old man hurriedly said to him: "Feng'er, you can put the broom and the ash hopper at the door, and after you have finished eating, I will pour the leftovers into the ash hopper and send them out of the ancestral hall." ”

Li Qiufeng sent the broom and ash hopper to the door outside the house as he said, and then walked back. Humpty Dumpty grabbed the steamed bun with one hand and munched it, and with the other hand, he picked up the meat and vegetables with chopsticks and kept sending them to his mouth. When he saw Li Qiufeng coming back, he said, "Feng'er, come and eat, otherwise these meals will all fall into my stomach." ”

Li Qiufeng was not polite, and sat down to pick up a steamed bun. It's just that he doesn't open his mouth to chew like Humpty Dumpty, he just takes a bite and chews slowly in his mouth.

After the two of them had eaten, Li Qiufeng cleaned up the table again, and the three of them sat down to talk again. Humpty Dumpty was no longer as embarrassed as before, and said to Li Qiufeng and the old man: "I suffered a big loss that day, and I was annoyed in my heart, and I originally wanted to teach a lesson to this beast with three eyes. What's more, although the three-eyed sky is fierce, this guy is extremely humane, and has never harmed the people and livestock, but only takes a group of monkeys to live happily in the back mountains. If it hurts his life, the monkeys are unrestrained, and they are afraid of harassing the people, which is not a good thing. I took all the monkeys out of the cave and threw them far into the woods. ”

Humpty Dumpty said this, "bah", gritted his teeth and said: "After getting rid of the monkeys, I found a mountain spring, and coughed for three hours, almost ruining the flesh in my mouth, but I felt that there was monkey urine in my mouth. Later, I found salt and put it in my mouth, and it was slightly better. ”

The old man and Li Qiufeng were funny in their hearts, but they were afraid that Humpty Dumpty would be embarrassed, so they had to put on a straight face and endure it so that they didn't laugh out loud.

At this time, the heavy snow had stopped, but it was already evening, and the sky was gradually darkening. Li Qiufeng suddenly remembered something and said to the old man: "Uncle Huang, there are still two corpses of Dongchang Fanzi behind the palace. You said you were going to throw them into the river. However, the snow was very thick outside, and if you took advantage of the night to discard the corpse and leave footprints, I am afraid that it will be very inappropriate......"

The old man waved his hand and said, "You don't have to worry. The river was so turbulent that the two bodies were thrown in, and they didn't know where they were washed overnight. These two people did a lot of evil, maybe they were thrown into the river and fed to the big fish, and they ended up with no bones left. Who will follow the footprints to the ancestral hall?"

Li Qiufeng said: "When the fan of Dongchang arrives in Chongqing Mansion, the government must be careful." The two disappeared for no reason, and Dongchang naturally would not sit idly by, and would inevitably order the Chongqing Mansion Yamen to find the two. It's better to be careful if Uncle Huang can't be trusted. ”